Dressed As a Farm Boy, He Cheated on His Way Out of the Desert.

Chapter 458 Society is dead

 “Mom, look, look, Fu Niu’er has eaten shit!”

The naughty boys pointed at Fu Niu'er and jumped, their expressions still full of shock, but also a little bit more pitiful.

Isn’t the Li family rich?

 Isn’t Fu Niuer the princess? Doesn’t she usually have enough to eat?

You can’t eat **** then!

If I had known better, I would have given her one of the white steamed buns at home...

Jiayin saw everything from their eyes, but was unable to refute. She was completely numb.

 A lifetime of fame was ruined here!

Which **** is on duty today? Hurry up and take these stupid boys away!

She is willing to give money, money!

The little wives who were pulled over by the children to watch the "shit man" were biting their lips now, fearing that one of them couldn't bear it anymore and would roll on the floor laughing.

A young daughter-in-law who was very familiar with Mrs. Li on weekdays shook her shoulders and stuttered: "That... aunt, haha, misunderstanding, this must be... haha..."

She tried hard for a long time, but she still couldn't say a complete sentence.

It’s a pity that her son didn’t know my mother’s “hard work”, so he still grabbed my mother’s clothes and shouted loudly, “Mom, I didn’t lie to you, I saw Fu Niuer licking...”

The daughter-in-law covered her son's mouth, fearing that her son would "try to kill" her.

The sauce vat was right next to it. Of course they could see it clearly and knew that Fu Niuer must have dropped the sauce vat.

 But it’s really... so similar, so similar!

Jiayin’s eyes were empty at this moment, and he had completely laid down and allowed himself to be laughed at.

Today is a piece of black history that will definitely not be erased in her life.

She shook her wet arms, turned her head and said, "Milk, I think it can still be used after I wash it!"

"Can it be used? Ah! It can be used, of course it can be used!" Mrs. Li finally came to her senses and responded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, wash up, wash up quickly!"

She quickly took off the key from her waist and handed it to Shui Ling, "Open the door to the front yard quickly and take Fu Niu'er to have a good wash.

“Also, Shuiyun, go home and bring me the bottle of osmanthus oil that Zhensheng bought for me. Quick, quick!”

He Yan couldn't care so much. He bent over and carried the sauce · Jiayin · people, and ran to the front yard. Just after turning over the corner door, the laughter of the back garden came over.

 “Hahaha, oops, my belly!”

“Ouch, ouch, I really can’t live anymore, I’m laughing so hard!”

 “Why did Fu Niu’er fall into the vat? None of my naughty boys have ever done this!”

The little wives couldn’t bear it anymore and burst into laughter, almost rolling on the street.

This time, it was the naughty boys’ turn to be confused.

They looked at each other, and one of them put his hands on his hips and told me, "Mom, sir, you can't laugh at your friends!"

Fortunately, Jiayin didn’t hear this, otherwise she would have screamed in the naughty boy’s ear, “Brother, you know, you understand, you understand, but what did you think just now?”

There are hot spring pools in the two wing rooms of the Cui family. Not only can Mrs. Cui take a bath when she comes, but it is also very convenient for bringing guests.

Now, Jiayin took off all her clothes and jumped into the pool like a fat white dumpling.

If possible, she would even want to take off her hair!

Grandma He was running around the house, and the water inlet and outlet had to be opened to the maximum, otherwise the hot springs in the bath would quickly turn into soup. They also need to prepare bath beans, clean clothes, and a charcoal basin for drying the young master's hair.

Of course, she also had to change her clothes, because just now she was holding her mistress who looked like a loach, and now she was also covered in miso...

It took a full hour, until Jiayin's skin was so soaked and wrinkled, that she finally let herself go.

 After washing, Jiayin combed her hair again and put on clean clothes.

Mrs. Li had been waiting outside. When the door to the penthouse opened, her granddaughter turned back into a clean little fairy. She breathed a sigh of relief.

She asked in a low voice: "Well... Fu Niuer, what do you want to eat tonight? Grandma will bake sugar cookies for you, okay?"

 “Okay, the pie is delicious, let’s make some porridge!” Baba responded to the good news.

Old Mrs. Li nodded quickly, "Okay, okay, I'll just steam the buns and bring out breakfast for tomorrow morning."

Grandparents and grandson chatted awkwardly all the way.

　　After finally walking back home and sitting on a chair, Tao Hongying came back from the city.

 She habitually hugged the fat girl and sat in her arms as soon as she entered the door, and then talked to her mother-in-law, "Mom, the restaurant business is really getting better and better!"

"Really?" Mrs. Li was afraid that her granddaughter would be embarrassed. When her daughter-in-law said this, she smiled and said, "Of course it's good. Every day we make a fortune, others can't wait for it!"

Tao Hongying still wanted to speak, but suddenly she lowered her head and sniffed twice, frowned and asked, "Mom, have you fried eggs with sauce at home? Why does it smell like sauce?"

Old Mrs. Li was frozen there at that time, opening and closing her mouth several times, not knowing how to explain the huge misunderstanding just now.

Unfortunately, at this time, Li Laoer hurriedly ran back from outside and shouted before he could enter the door: "Mom, what's going on? I heard that Fu Niu'er fell into the manure pit?!"

Old Mrs. Li slapped herself on the forehead and gave up the struggle completely... Oh my god, this matter can't be solved!

Jiayin covered her face, jumped off the ground, and ran back to the backyard.

Tao Hongying took her second uncle's words seriously, her eyes were as wide as bells, and she stood up at that time, "Mom, Fu Niu'er is really bad..."

“No, no!” Mrs. Li waved her hands desperately and said quickly, “It’s a sauce jar, a sauce jar!”

She quickly recounted what had just happened, and finally added: "The sauce jar was too high, so I buried half of it in the ground. Fu Niu'er thought there wasn't much sauce, so she dove in. It happened that the school was out again, so those days A naughty boy shouted..."

Tao Hongying and Li Laoer thought about it for a while. Thinking about the fat girl covered in miso and the shock of the naughty boys, the scene was so "touching"!

Neither of them spoke. They both lowered their heads, as if they had stepped on a wire under their feet, and their whole bodies were trembling...

Old Mrs. Li was also dumbfounded and shouted at them, "Laugh if you want to, don't hold it in, my belly still hurts!"

Tao Hongying and Li Laoer, as well as Grandma He and Shui Ling, all laughed loudly.

This "misunderstanding" is really too serious, and it's the kind that even the Great Luo Jinxian can't explain!

Jiayin was lying on the kang in his suite, rolling around and muttering, "Death to society, death to society, ahhhh!"

Tao Hongying finally suppressed her laughter and chased her to her daughter's room. When she heard this, she thought her daughter had been laughed at too much, and she felt angry in her heart.

She hurriedly stepped forward and hugged her daughter, and asked: "Shoot to death? Who are we, Fu Niu, going to shoot to death? We can't do this. Even though everyone thinks it's funny, they don't really want to laugh at you."

"Besides, it just fell into a saucepan. Let's be more careful in the future, right? You are still young and have short arms and legs. This is inevitable. You won't be able to avoid it when you grow up!"

Jiayin touched my neck. Thinking of what happened just now, I felt extremely sad and angry, "Mom, they said I fell into a manure pit, let it go, and they said I eat shit! Wow, they made me so angry!"

 (End of this chapter)