Dumped At The Start, The First Surgery Shocked The World

Kidney dialysis tips.

When kidney disease progresses to uremia, dialysis treatment is required.

Dialysis can be divided into two types.

1: Hemodialysis

Hemodialysis requires patients to go to the hospital regularly, drain the blood from the human body through puncture, exchange the blood through the hemofilter, remove excess water and metabolic waste from the body, and then return relatively clean blood to the human body. One dialysis can be done.

Hemodialysis needs to be done three times a week for 4 hours each time.

2: Peritoneal dialysis

It is necessary to inject peritoneal dialysis and catheter into the peritoneal cavity of the human body, and then pour the peritoneal dialysis fluid from the catheter into the peritoneal cavity of the human body. It replaces the excess water and metabolic wastes in the body into the abdominal cavity, and then releases these wastes through the dialysis catheter.

Both types of dialysis have only one purpose.

Remove excess water and metabolites from the body.

Say it another way.

The kidney stall is no longer working, and machines are used to replace its work to complete the operation of the body.

Group: Love each other's family.

Kidney: Hey... tired, take a rest.

Blood: Fuck... Quickly get rid of your urine toxins, they all entered Lao Tzu's body.

Kidney: I'm tired, rest and rest, you can stand it for a while.

Blood: What am I going to do? No matter what you love.

Bladder: Hey, what's the matter, do you have to pass urine today? I'm going dry, what about pee?

Blood: Urine is here...you take it.

Bladder: How do I take it?

Blood: ask the kidneys!

Gut: what's going on? How did 'ammonia' get in here? This thing is poisonous to me, take it away, oops, it hurts, I'm going to bleed...

Chrysanthemum: Damn, I'm scared, is this spraying shit or blood?

Intestine: Blame the kidneys, it sent me the 'ammonia', it's so painful...

Body: @kid What are you doing? Do you want to get paid if you don't work?

Kidney: Get a hammer salary, I quit! How do you like it!

Intestines: damn, the kidneys are awesome, if you don't do it, you won't do it.

Blood: what to do?

Bladder: ask the boss.

Blood: @Body boss, what do you say? What to do with the kidneys, it's too much.

Body: The kidney has gone too far this time. You each do your own work. If it doesn't want to do it, tell it to get out of the way and replace it with another one.

Chrysanthemum: Now that the economy is sluggish, you can't find suitable employees for a while?

Body: Haha, what can't you find if you have money? It's just a matter of time, and besides, no new employees, no machines? The machine is put on top first, and you are up and running first.

Blood: Listen to the boss.

Bladder: OK.

Gut: ok!

...

As the top medical competition in the country, the doctors no longer need to use dummies to compete.

Summer is an emergency doctor.

went straight to the emergency room.

first day.

All the medical staff of Xiehe 3rd Hospital had a lot of discussion.

"I heard that the doctor who came today is the director of the emergency department of Jiangnan Provincial Hospital?"

"Nice, another free labor."

"When he comes, I can rest. I haven't had a vacation for a month and a half. I'm really exhausted."

"How long does he work?"

"Three days!"

"It's only three days? Why don't you work for a few more days? Just work for a month. We can take turns to rest in the emergency department. I also want to accompany my daughter-in-law back to my hometown."

"It's free after all... It's only three days at most, right? But on the third day, you can arrange several operations for him. As a doctor's most basic virtue, you can't forget the operation at any time."

At this time.

The director came out: "What nonsense are you talking about? Dr. Xia is here to compete, not free labor. He is the director of the emergency department at Jiangnan Provincial Hospital. He came to our department today. You should be careful about your words and deeds."

"It is said that Professor Man and Professor Zhao like him very much."

"After the game, it is very likely that people will be recruited to Xiehe. From now on, they will all be colleagues. Look up and see you down. Pay attention to the influence."

"receive!"

"?(?'ω'?)??get!"

Wang Xiaoxia: "Director, how old is this Director? What should we call him?"

Director: "Well... this Director is very young, less than thirty years old."

Everyone: "??? Become a director before the age of thirty? What's the situation?"

Di Ye: "Actually... I heard that this director is a scumbag, a top-notch scumbag. He made the little nurse's belly bigger and forced the little nurse to have an abortion. By the way, the most exciting thing is that he wanted to be in the top position. , with a certain director, what in the office..."

"Fuck! Really fake?"

Wang Xiaoxia: "Is a director male or female...?"

Di Ye: "I don't know... Both men and women?"

Wang Xiaoxia: "..."

Everyone: "Oh my god, is this too strong?"

Director: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, in short, Dr. Xia came to work today @王晓霞小xia, you will take him today, and let him have a consultation room with you. I'm going to a meeting at noon, you invite Dr. Xia to have a meal, come back and find I'll pay."

Wang Xiaoxia: "Okay!"

Di Ye: "Director...Xiaoxia is a girl, it's not suitable, and the other party is a super scumbag. In case he..."

Director: "Dr. Xia is not the kind of person you think. Those are just legends. Jiangnan Provincial Hospital is one of the top 10 tertiary hospitals in the country. If he can be the director of a provincial hospital, his strength will not be bad."

"Xiaoxia has a laparoscopic surgery today. I can't follow the stage. Ask Dr. Xia to follow the stage."

Wang Xiaoxia: "Okay, thank you Director."

As a small resident doctor, Wang Xiaoxia is not qualified to perform laparoscopic surgery.

This opportunity will take a full year to wait.

Moreover, according to the hospital's regulations, she cannot perform surgery alone, she needs to be accompanied by doctors such as the director and the deputy director, but the director and the deputy director are very busy, and they have a lot of operations themselves.

Therefore, this operation has been pushed and pushed again and again.

Wang Xiaoxia has been waiting for three months.

Finally got the surgery today.

Excited to think about.

But on second thought, the other party is a pervert.

Get a heavy-duty spray ready...

snort!

Dare to touch me, spray you!