DXD: Hard To Kill

"This is ridiculous" stated the white haired heiress

"Chill out Weiss, we actually got it to work so that counts for something right?" said the blonde bombshell as she tried to placate the stressed ice princess

"No I agree with Weiss-cream over there, this is pretty ridiculous" commented Shiro

"Weiss-cream?" the aforementioned girl asked in a tone with underlying silent anger

"PFFTWAHAHAHAHAHA WEISS-CREAM! WHY DIDN'T I EVER THINK OF THAT?!" Yang asked as she continued to roll around the floor with her stomach held

"Puns at the expense of the ice princess aside." He started as he turned his attention back to the discount red riding hood. "Really?"

Ruby didn't look him in the eyes as she pressed her index fingers together "Um well, It's just... Blake's beengonefordaysandwestillhaventfoundherandimgettingworriedalsoimtheleadersoIshouldhavefoundherbynowand-" She was cut off when Shiro gripped her shoulders forcing her to look into his silver eyes

"Get ahold of yourself girl and take a deep breath! I could barely understand a word you were saying so I could use a translator for that."Shiro said as he tried to calm the hysteric teenager

Yang took this moment to chime in "Oh she's just worried about Blake is all and because she's the team leader" Shiro wasn't sure how she was able to understand all that

"And you actually understood all of that!?" Shiro looked at the blonde incredulously

Yang just shrugged "Perks of being an older sister. You get used to it"

As the little sister finished her deep breaths she found herself still held by her fellow crimsonette "Um, I'm okay now" She meekly squeaked out

Returning his attention back to the gothic combat girl "Oh good job, have a cookie" he let go to spawn in a strawberry chocolate chip cookie

"Where did that come from?" Weiss asked returning to the conversation questioning the origins of the appearing treat

"I'm a magical being, spawning in food is eas-" he didn't get to finish as a surprisingly vice like grip in the form of small dainty hands clamped onto his wrist turning his attention back to the 15 year old huntress-in-training

"Marry me" She blurted out with a frightening gleam of silver light in her eyes

It took a moment for Ruby to realize what she was doing as she quickly let go and jumped back "AH, I'm sorry I don't know what came over me" She said sheepishly

"Uh, yah no problem I think" Shiro deciding to ignore whatever the hell just happened

[System detects initial symptoms of a yandere. Caution is advised] warned the robotic voice

'Wait what? All I gave her was a cookie' Shiro thought questioning the system's analysis

[System is unable to comprehend love, much less insane love. System only warns Host of the possibility] responded the system

'Oh, well all the more reason to finish this fast and go I guess' He decided

"Well getting back on track, all you need for me is to find your cat?" Shiro asked the room

"Blake, she's our teammate and my partner" replied Yang as she was finally done laughing on the floor

"She'll be at the docks tonight, let's go" Shiro said remembering the plot

"How could you possibly know that?" questioned the skeptic heiress

"Don't worry about it. Now let's stop wasting time and go" Shiro responded as he started walking out the door

"Wait! You don't know where the bullheads are at!" yelled Ruby as she started to chase after her cookie supplier

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The vibrations traveled through his arms as his muscles recoiled from the impact. His cane jerked with each hit he landed on the girl. The girl was down, weakly looking up to him with defiant golden eyes. He didn't like doing this, he was more into flashy robberies. This type of work was something you left for the grunts.

"You know, you could have just walked away" he began as he took a puff of his cigar

"This could have been so simple, but you just had to b.u.t.t your head into where it doesn't belong" he said as he threw away the cigar and pointed the end of the barrel of his cane at his downed foe

The girl just opted to glare at him as if he was the source of all her problems.

Roman just sighed "Sorry kid, wrong place, wrong time, nothing personal. Just business" he finished s he squeezed the trigger

The cane ignited and the red dust round exploded as it impacted the target. The thief turned around to go finish off the other pain in his a.s.s for the night only to stop and turn back his attention to his supposedly dead victim.

"Oi asshole, you done goofed the moment you broke my number one rule" Came a masculine voice inside the smoke

As the smoke of the explosion cleared out, a kneeling figure began to stand with the raven haired faunus in his arms. His silver eyes showed silent rage, his haori fluttering in the wind like a cape and he spoke

"You may or may not have heard these words before, but let me teach you what they truly mean" He started as he stared at the dumbstruck flamboyant thief

Taking a deep breath his voice rang out with such intensity that all weaboos across the multiverse could hear his cry

"CATGIRLS ARE CUTE AND CUTE IS JUSTICE!" His yell reached every ear across vale

Within the clock tower back at Beacon a white haired man walked towards his window and took a sip from his mug of hot chocolate. "Cute is justice" he finally said before moving back to his desk

Back at the docks the shinigami held up one hand at the approaching bullheads and spoke

"HADO 88: HIRYU GEKIZOKU SHINTEN RAIHO" he yelled as the sound of a lightning cannon rang out

A large beam of blue energy and lightning shot out from his palms erasing two bullheads from existence.

"NEO, GET US OUT OF HERE" Roman yelled for his partner to retreat

The moment his partner appeared, Shiro flash stepped right up to them, girl in hand and threw out his fist. The sound of shattered glass was heard as the duo disappeared.

Turning his head towards the approaching trio of girls he let the faunus down.

"Well, my work here is done. it was a p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e meeting you all" he said as he promptly disappeared through a magic circle back to his world

"Well that was a thing" The bombshell commented as she caught her partner before her legs gave out

"Why did you come" Blake asked not really sure of how to feel at the moment

"Because were a team" stated the proud heiress "And despite what you think, that's enough for all of us"

"Weiss-" The cat faunus was cut off

"I have had 12 hours to think and have decided.... I don't care" said Weiss "And right now all that matters is that you're alive" She finished as the cat girl began to cry

It was in this moment that Ruby appeared in front of Blake.

"Must have been nice being princess carried like that huh" she said with hollowed eyes as she continued to stare into the cat faunus's soul

Blake felt her blouse grabbed as she was met face to face with the dim silver eyes of her team leader "Touch my man again, see what happens" To Blake's credit she didn't piss herself