DXD: Hard To Kill

Within a small school building, a hallway with far too many doors could be seen as a yell rang out of one of the rooms.

"LIKE ZOINKS, RUN AWAY!"

One of the doors busted open as a group of friends and their dog ran to the door on the other side while being chased by a yeti. The scene continued to play out as the group eluded the monster by somehow running into one room, only to come out of another. For a moment the white beast stopped in his tracks as he saw something that frightened it enough to run back into the room it came out of.

From where the yeti was running from, a certain crimson haired teenager was seen busting open the door as he gave chase with a flaming katana. For a moment the whole gang exited the hall to watch as the giant yeti ran for dear life through the doors as the shinigami gave chase.

The brunette and dog were snacking on what seemed to be dog treats.

"Like, I didn't know what it looked like from an outsider's perspective" the lanky brunette commented as he munched on the treat.

"Mrrhmmm" The dog seemed to agree as it continued to stuff it's face with more snacks

"Should we do something about this?" a red-headed girl asked as she continued to look at the yeti running for dear life as it continued to elude the crimsonette

"Hmm. Hey yeti monster! if you give yourself up he'll stop!" a blonde wearing an ascot suggested as he yelled towards the hall as the yeti dove towards them and hid behind the group

"Shiro, that's enough!" a bespectacled girl spoke loudly as Shiro slid to a stop and made eye-contact with the trembling yeti. He narrowed his eyes and used 2 fingers to point to his and the yeti's eyes as if to say he was watching him.

"Now let's see who the monster really is." the glasses girl said out loud as she pulled the disguise off the yeti.

"GASP! The janitor!?" everyone said

"You were the yeti chasing all the students out the school?"

"And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!" he mumbled out indignantly

"Well, alls well that ends well." everyone started to laugh for very little reason

"Uh, shouldn't you guys call the cops?" the crimsonette asked blankly as the gang walked away

"Were already here" a police officer that showed up out of nowhere said as he cuffed the janitor

"Where the hell did you come from!?" Shiro asked as he was startled by the sudden appearance

"Were always here at the end of these" the officer responded as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

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"So why did you want to come here?" Shiro asked towards the white haired catgirl as he took a seat.

The two were in a small cafe in Kuoh that Shirone liked to visit. The crimsonette hasn't actually been in another resturant since he stalked Issei and his date years ago. Why would he need to visit a place for food and drink when the system spawns the greatest food?

"I wanted to talk and spend time with just us" She responded as she sat on the opposite side.

"Hi, welcome to-" the waiter was cut off as she stared into the shinigami's swirling eyes and walked away.

He then proceeded to bring out tea and sweets. He may or may not have been affected by the old head commander when it came to his taste in tea.

"Tea?" he offered

"Milk please" he should have known a cat would ask for that

"Alright, so what's on your mind?" the red-head asked as he popped out a milk bottle

The nekoshou seemed to hesitate for a moment and look somewhere else. Shiro noticed she was blushing for whatever reason, it must have been personal. Finally she redirected her attention towards the tea-sipping shinigami.

"Do you think I'm attractive?" she asked in a low voice

This caught the crimsonette off for a moment as he nearly spit out his tea.

"Wait, why-" he was instantly cut off

"Answer the question" the white nekoshou pressed swiftly

"Uh.. yes?" he tried to say carefully

The catgirl narrowed her eyes

"Why are you saying that like it's a question?"

"Well, to tell you the truth, I don't know what to say without sounding like a creep" Shiro admitted as he scratched his head

"Why would you be a creep? I'm asking you." She asked expecting a proper answer

"Uh... the thing is I would seem like a lolicon if I were to tell you how I honestly felt in a public place" he responded

Shirone blinked once. Then twice. "But what about Ophis?" she asked

"She's over a few thousand years. Plus she can change her body size at will." It was true, there were times in bed when the dragon loli, wasn't a loli.

"So it's because I'm small isn't it." She said quietly looking down

"Hold up let me stop you right there before this goes in the wrong direction!" the shinigami held up his hand in a stop sign motion

"Fine, I think you are both adorable and one of the most funnest girls I know. You seem to have some sort of anxiety due to being small, but everyone grows at their own pace. And even if you don't end up filling out like your sister, I will still think you look beautiful" he finished his spiel as he looked over to the nekoshou

Her face was now completely red but she was smiling. After a short moment she asked one more question. "Then why are you only having s.e.x with Ophis and my sister?" she asked very seriously

Shiro froze mid-sip as he wasn't expecting that.

"Uh... well... I...." he tried to think of something to say

"I knew it, it's because I'm too small isn't it?" she said dejectedly as he looked down with a self depreciating smile

"Okay! I promise to have s.e.x with you!" he blurted out the first thing in his head to stop the bitter atmosphere

Her eyes lit up "Really?" she asked to make sure

"Ye-" before he could finish

"FBI! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" a couple men in uniforms appeared out of nowhere behind the shinigami as they held onto both his arms

"Officer!? I can explain!" he cried out

"Save it for the judge! You're going away for a long time you sick f.u.c.k!" the shinigami was pulled to a vehicle leaving the stunned white haired nekoshou alone with the sweets.

The view panned over to the side revealing a group of friends and their talking dog.

"Well it looks like that solves the case of the local pedophile." Fred commented as they all took a seat at the cafe