DXD: Hard To Kill

"Issei snap out of it!" Rias and the rest of the gremory group cried out to no avail as the dragonoid finished pummeling the unconscious Diadora Astaroth

"RRRAAAAAAAAHHHH!"The concerned calls of his friends didn't phase him as the berserk dragon emperor bellowed out a roar of pure rage. Reality itself seemed to quake underneath the roar until an actual "CRACK" sounded out from reality which confused everyone.

"CRASH" everyone's attention turned towards the sky that literally shattered open as a familiar house that seemed to have turned into a burning steampunk flying ship busted out of the crack before reality stitched itself back together.

"MY HOUSEEE!" the familiar voice of a distressed redhead could be heard crying out as the steampunk house/ship crashed onto the ground in a glorious fiery explosion.

The berserk dragon emperor seemed to have been stunned into silence as 4 large figures stepped out of the flames into view. Needless to say, the gremory group's jaws were hanging limp as they witnessed the familiar crimsonette, Vali, Bikou and Arthur stop a small distance from Issei. But what was inconceivable was that they were all hulking masses of muscles. Any questions they had died in their throat as the 4 Muscle men in speedos struck a synchronized pose in front of the red dragon emperor.

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Some would wonder what had transpired after our heroes traveled through the tear of the gap. The short version would be:

1st random universe

"WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING AT US!?" Le Fay cried out as a steampunk looking ship had all their cannons aimed at the flying house.

"I DON'T KNOW BUT I WANT THAT!" the crimsonette exclaimed with starry eyes

2nd random universe hours later

"This feeling... it's as if his body was the original Excalibur" Arthur softly declared as the group felt the god-like light from the posing muscle man on stage.

"Did anyone else feel like their clothes disappeared for a moment there?" Bikou asked as everyone began checking their clothes to find them still in one piece

"There's something about him that makes me want to prostrate myself before him" the crimsonette admitted as he stood his ground at the approaching macho god

[System detects this power is infinitely close to divinity despite only coming from his muscles] The disembodied voice stated

And that was pretty much what happened

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"Hmph, to think you would lose control of yourself Issei Hyoudou" the silverette spoke as he gazed at his rival from his position.

"Issei." the red-haired shinigami began "Though you have lost yourself to this rage, do not fear! For your teacher is here." Their voices strangely didn't change with their oversized appearance.

"Rias!" the gremory peerage turned to the familiar voice of Kuroka as she was holding in her arms

"Asia!" mixed relieved responses came as they rushed to inspect the sleeping nun

"But how?" Kiba asked the question that was on everyones minds as they did see her get thrown into the gap.

"She was lucky enough to be near us while we were traveling the dimensional gap" Le Fay explained to the rest of the group until a small growl could be heard again from the dragon emperor

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"ROOAAR!*" The deafening sound returned as the berserk Issei charged towards the four men.

The four machos remained calm as they changed their poses

"SAAAIIDOO CHESST!" in a uniformed line, their sides were displayed sending out golden rays of light.

"OWWWAAHHH?!" The berserk dragon emperor was brought to his knees as the vast muscle light bathed him and washed away his anger.

"It's working!" Xenovia called out, noticing the exterior of Issei's Juggernaut form shattering to pieces.

"Is this the power of their muscles?" some random guy who was there for no reason asked

Deep within the inner space of the boosted gear. The predecessors were overwhelmed as their hatred vanished from the waves of muscle light.

The grounded form of Issei Hyoudou could be seen surrounded by the macho light. The symphony of righteous muscle light sang out to show the dragon emperor the way.

But when he opened his eyes....

He refused

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"Hmm!?' The four men of the Vali team felt an overwhelming pressure descend onto them.

"Oi, what the hell is going on?" Bikou asked as the group was dumbstruck at Issei slowly standing up to face the light.

"hhhaaaAAAAAAHHHHH!" Issei cried out a roar of multiple voices. An avatar of b.r.e.a.s.ts formed above his head and pink light erupted out to push the golden light back.

"Impossible!" Vali said as the light caused the clothes of all females in the area to actually be destroyed.

"I see..." Shiro began as his silver eyes narrowed in seriousness "So this is the power of his belief. This is his Oppai light!"

The two walls of pink and gold light clashed in the middle causing trembles in space.

"How is he pushing us back alone?!" The monkey macho asked as sweat began to drip from his pecs.

"Can't you hear it?" Vali said as Bikou was still confused but focused on listening anyway.

"Oppai... Oppai....OPPAI.... OPPAII!" the ghostly chant could be heard ringing out from the boosted gear.

"He's not alone..." Arthur softly stated. "Yes he has the backing of every single past Dragon emperor with him." The four were slowly being overwhelmed by the pink light of Oppai.

"HOWEVER!" Shiro bellowed "This entire part of the multiverse may run on the hentai logic of all things t.i.t.s. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! For there are still those across this world who believe in the macho. Whether they be shy men or women who work out at home, or the few who go out to the gym for them gains! We too are not alone!" The golden light shined even brighter in that moment

From the underworld. Shiro's speech could be heard towards all the hidden machos of the DXDverse who have been oppressed by the will of ecchi! One by one across the world, golden dots of light shined from thousands who struck their poses to the world. Slowly but surely a resonance was formed and each ray of light coalesced into one.

From above the four muscular body builders. A single giant pillar of golden light descended upon them. The will of all those who worked out in the world could be felt by the four who took it upon themselves to carry on this single d.e.s.i.r.e to defeat the Oppai.

"ALL AT ONCE!" the silver eyed shinigami yelled "MUSSCCCLLLEEE!" the four cried out their final will.

Inch by inch, the Oppai light was pushed back. In response to his entire reason for living being threatened, the red dragon emperor cried out even louder than before.

"OPPPPAAAAAAIIII!" as if a plea was heard. Space itself shook even harder

*CRACK* another crack in space shattered above the Oppai avatar.

"NNAAANIII!?" Shiro yelled dumbstruck as the literal N.i.p.p.l.e Sage appeared in all his glory to aid Issei.

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The N.i.p.p.l.e Sage also known as the god of n.i.p.p.l.e from an unknown universe as Shiro remembered. Was a deity who appears to those "who walk the path of b.r.e.a.s.ts" in times of need.

The deity stood above the avatar of Oppai. His face serene as he calmly gazed at the halted muscle light. The four men of the Vali team were shocked to find that they could not push their light any further no matter how hard they flexed.

In that instance, the Chichigami spread it's thin arms and closed it's eyes with a smile.

And it was in that one moment, that the four heroes of muscle knew.

That they had lost.