DxD.. With Some Weird A.s.s MC

After getting fresh with a quick shower and doing the Morning stuff, Yuuki dressed up in his Kuoh Academy's Uniform. the uniform consists of a black blazer with white accents over a white, lon- sleeved butto- down shirt with vertical linings, a black ribbon on the collar, matching black pants, and brown dress shoes.

Yuuki dressed up Formally like always he does, If he had wore his clothes untidily Yuuki could've easily shown a delinquent side of him, but this would've only attracted him more attention, so he rather decided to meld into the flock of normal students and pass his time easily in the school as he had some plans to move on, later.

As he got prepared to leave, Yuuki walked into the kitchen and grabbed a seat on the dining table, "Mom, Breakfast.." he said tiredly while looking at his Mom who's currently cooking something.

Mom noticed Yuuki in the Kitchen as she heard his voice, "What's with that sullen face, so early in the Morning?" Mom asked Curiously with her right eyebrow raised when she saw Yuuki behaving somewhat bored.

[He does not wants to go school... right?!]

{zzzzz..... who the hell likes going to school? And Specially when it's a person like me!}

[Tch.. eat your breakfast and silently go to school, Brat.]

{Tch...}

To change the topic, Yuuki now looked at his Mom with a smiling face, "Mom, how many times did you do it with Dad last night?" he asked jollily to tease her.

"Hmph." Mom realized that Yuuki is back to his normal self and started focusing to prepare their breakfast, "We did it total of four times, two times in my P.u.s.s.y, one mouth and once in the a.s.s." Said Mom while cooking the food.

"Only four?" Yuuki made a disappointed face as he leaned back on the chair, he glanced at his Mom's round a.s.s as he spoke, "Do you lubricate your anus before Dad does you there?" Yuuki was being Curious about his Mom's s.e.x life.

[What the hell are you asking her? do have no shame?]

{They are weird people and I'm an open-minded person, so it's perfect.}

[zzzz....]

Mom blushed slightly at Yuuki's honest curiosity when he asked this question, "I..I like it rough.. in my a.s.s.." she detailed her answer in a low voice, her face was bright red while saying this.

"Tch.. Even though you like it rough, lubricate it a tad bit as your insides will burn later after the p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e." Yuuki worriedly explained her.

Mom served the breakfast on the Table as it got ready, "You seem to be a bit experienced in this field, are doing something naughty job behind our back?" she asked with a smile as she grabbed a seat for herself on the dining table, sitting opposite to Yuuki.

Yuuki started munching on his breakfast just when it was served, "mm... nope. I'm still a V.i.r.g.i.n and also worried for your a.s.s." Yuuki stated nonchalantly.

[Huh?!? from when did you become V.i.r.g.i.n!? you asshole hoping rabbit!]

{In this world, I'm a V.i.r.g.i.n. hehehe..}

[Tch... dafuq Logic is that?]

{mine.}

[zzz..]

Yuuki stopped eating and looked at his Mom seriously, "Mom, I'm sorry for my last night's behavior, please forgive me.." Yuuki apologized by doing a slight bow while sitting.

"Hm." Mom nodded with a very happy smile, "Well, I never took your words in a wrong way, though you're too much open in s.e.x.u.a.l matters.." Mom thought for a bit as she spoke next, "Are you s.e.x.u.a.lly frustrated?" Mom asked in awe.

Yuuki nodded without hesitation, "I am.." he replied... *Sigh.. why won't I be? I'm missing Yuu-nee and Inko so much... well, it's no good in reminiscing now.

[Sorry.. it was my bad.]

{'It's okay' I said! right?}

[hmmu..]

Mom looked at Yuuki's anxious face and because of this, she got worried for him but didn't know what to say to comfort him, "What do you want, Yuuki?" she asked Wryly.

Yuuki suddenly got annoyed hearing to this question, "Mom, I'm not after your a.s.s so don't worry about it and I'm totally fine." he explained when he realized that his Mom was trying to offer herself.

Mom Chuckled while nodding to Yuuki and next they normally had their breakfast with some small normal talks.

"I'll be leaving now!" Yuuki shouted to inform his absence as he finished wearing his boots after picking it up from the shoe rack, standing near the doorway.

"Okay! enjoy! and try to get some daughters for me as well!" Mom shouted back cheerfully in response to Yuuki.

Yuuki clicked his tongue exited out of the house as he started walking his way in the direction of Kuoh Academy. On the way to school, Ddraig spoke up.

Ddraig- Partner, do you know about the supernatural beings in this world? I was not able to hold back my curiosity so I asked you now.

Yuuki clearly heard Ddraig but didn't react much to him and only answered, "Yesterday a Fallen Angel tried to kill me, but she was not able to and later she came again during night, though this time not to kill me but rather to warn me about the thing residing inside me which turned out to be you."

"That time she also informed me about the existence of Mythological beings, and also that Devils, Angels and Fallen Angels are the ruling majority of this world at the moment." explained Yuuki.

Ddraig- oh... then don't worry, because if you ever meet and not notice a supernatural being, I'll immediately inform you about it... though the issue is my open voice as I can't communicate directly with you in your mind.

[I have a solution! I'll make a link between you and that thing so you both can converse with each other through telepathy.]

{That'll be a great help.}

Ddraig- Oi! what did you do just now? you know magic or something?

"Yes, something like that. Now try talking to me Via telepathy." Yuuki informed Ddraig.

|Ddraig- Moshi Moshi? can you hear me?

|Yuuki- yes, I can clearly hear you.

|Ddraig- good, at least a crucial problem got solved.

While walking his way to school, Yuuki also noticed many other students of Kuoh Academy, "Why are there so much girls in this school?" he murmured to himself.

he Sighed while reaching the main gate of school and so this way Yuuki entered the Academy for the first time... *Now, I've to just go and sit in the class right? and then! I'll have to wait till this shit is over.

[Yes.]

Yuuki was feeling a tad nervous as he walked inside the campus of this school, for him this is an unknown territory with many unknown people around him and the most important thing is that many of those unknowns would be imm.a.t.u.r.es! School could be said as the ideal place to annoy Yuuki.

Yuuki knew in which building and on what floor his class was located, all thanks to the memories of the previous Existence. In those memories, Yuuki also saw many things about this school and he had already made a list of people of whom he should avoid in future.

First on the list is the other two perverts who used to be with this guy.

Second is a bespectacled girl with braids.

And lastly third but also not the least, the Student Council. It turns out that this council is very strict and getting on their bad side could prove bad for Yuuki, so he has decided of not being a attention seeker and pass on his time in the school duration by behaving like a average student.

Yuuki nonchalantly entered inside his classroom and grabbed a heavenly seat for himself, He liked the spot of this desk, it was the last bench in the corner end of the classroom wall and due to this, no one would be able to spot him easily, even teachers.

After placing his b.u.t.t.o.c.k.s on the chair, Yuuki removed a chemistry book and started going through it... *I'll need to know about my study syllabus even if I only want to score average marks and this time! I won't do the same mistake as I did in the past!

What Yuuki meant by the past, is the time when he fked up during the entrance exam of U.A. and in excitement he unintentionally wrote down the name 'All for One' in the answer-sheet which really turned out to be the name of All Might's greatest enemy.

"Ne.. ne.. isn't that guy cute?" a girl from a girl's group in the class spoke up when she somehow spotted Yuuki.

The other girl besides the first girl also noticed Yuuki when the first girl pointed at him, "Cute? rather I'll say, he looks very m.a.t.u.r.e..." the girl kept staring at Yuuki for a while before she looked at the third girl, "Aika, what do you think?" she asked.

*F.u.c.k!! get the fk off bitches! I'm not interested in y'all! dare you guys approach me!

[Ugh... what are you? a Tsundere cat?]

{Thank you for the compliment.}

[hmph. you're welcome.]

Yuuki acted as if he never noticed them and continued reading the book infront of him, Soon the classroom was filled up with students entering inside the room, one after another.

{Dear, I realized something right now, if you've brainwashed them about my existence then am I really supposed to be the part of this school now?}

[Oh. nice question...]

{....????!!!!!!!????? are you telling me that I am a random person sitting inside the classroom?}

[Hahaha!! no no no..! I was just joking.. I've only removed the memory from students of you being here, Teachers and staff know well about your Existence, though it was just so funny and cute to see you this worried! Hahaha!!]

{You....!!!!}

Many students were gossiping about Yuuki as they never had seen him before in the class, "Is he a transfer student?" asked a boy to his group while looking at this extremely handsome guy who's sitting alone.

"Bastard, how would I know? when I'm also seeing him for the first time!" exclaimed the second boy to the first boy for his unreasonable question.

Suddenly the double sided door of Classroom opened up and a man in his late thirties who's dressed in formal shirt and pants, walked inside the room while carrying some books in his hand, "Sit down class, the homeroom is starting." turns out, he's the homeroom teacher of this class.

A girl sitting on the first bench raised her hand while still sticking her a.s.s on the chair, "Sensei, who's that boy sitting on the last bench?" she curiously asked the doubt which the whole class had.

{I bet that girl gets perfect marks in all her tests from this Sensei.}

[Why? is she that smart?]

{You're too pure Goddess, I suggest that you always live inside my brain, because the outside world might be too cruel for you.}

[Hmph.]

Sensei saw the guy his girl was asking about, "Oh. he? his name is Yuuki Hyoudo, he was bedridden all this time due to his sickness, so I guess that's why you all don't know him yet." he explained.

"Yuuki, would you like to introduce yourself?" the Sensei asked while looking at Yuuki.

Yuuki didn't react to him and only replied, "Nope, I'm fine like this." introducing himself will only make him approachable by others.

|Ddraig- Partner, are you a trouble child?

|Yuuki- you are not allowed to ask me questions, so keep sleeping until I need you.

|Ddraig- ....? really? am I that bad to suffer this much rudeness..?; Partner, I don't think you're an good person.

|Yuuki- Wow, didn't know you'll realize it this soon.. I guess it's good for you, now.

|Ddraig- .... I am an Longinus and strong enough to kill gods.

|Yuuki- okay.

|Ddraig- ...? you don't believe me?

|Yuuki- I do believe you.. so now, Will you please shut up? I'm in no mood to.. no wait, actually I'm in mood to talk.. so let's talk.

Yuuki Realized that he can waste his time talking with Ddraig to leech some information while the lecture is going on.

"Yuuki Hyoudo!" Sensei called out with a book in his hand.

Yuuki raised his right hand, "Present!" he gave his attendance.

|Ddraig- what do you wanna talk about? ask me anything! is it about devils? dragons or gods?

|Yuuki- Gods it is.

|Ddraig- hm. The best way to find out about the gods is religious books, because all of the gods from mythologies exist, such as Zeus, Odin and even Death God: Hades.

[pfft..... Hahahahahaha!!!! Hahaha!!]

{Shut up, bitch.}

|Yuuki- hm. so what does those gods do? I mean if they're gods, shouldn't they eliminate the beings like devils and Fallen Angels?

|Ddraig- good question, The thing is that Gods are lazy asses who only care about their particular region, like Norse Gods will think about the welfare of Asgard and will avoid meddling in the work of other God's region.

|Ddraig- But my information is not updated from several hundreds of years as my past Possessors always went on a rampage and died a early death and due to this, I was most of the time asleep.

|Yuuki- Tch... then why am I wasting time by listening to an outdated information?

|Ddraig- rr.....rr...RROARR!! DON'T MAKE ME SHOUT OPENLY THAT YOU'RE THE RED DRAGON EMPEROR!

|Yuuki- you can try it, I won't stop you.

|Ddraig- huh?? are you threatening the Dragon of Domination?

|Yuuki- Tch... I'm not enjoying this now.. will you please shut up?

|Ddraig- Yawn... it's fun talking to you, partner.. now I'll sleep a bit..

By this time the homeroom was finished and the second lecture had started, The lectures in this 'Kuoh Academy' were even more simple compared to U.A. as this school is literally a normal school for students.

**Ding! Dong! Ding...!

The bell rang as an notification to announce the students about the lunch break, "Okay, the class ends here, please do your homeworks and submit it on Monday." Sensei said as he left the classroom.

*Today's Thursday and school will be off on Saturday and Sunday, so I only have to tolerate this hell till tommorow until those two days holiday.

"Why is the prince coming here!!?" a girl standing near the corridor shouted in excitement.

"Prince charming is entering our classroom!." now an another girl exclaimed with her eyes opened wide when the prince charming passed through her to enter inside the classroom.

[Hey darling, why are those girls shouting? something like 'Prince Charming'?]

"What's with the sudden commotion?" Yuuki also heard those loud noises and looked at it's direction to check out what's happening.

Yuuki saw an lesser than him handsome boy with short blond hair, blue eyes and a mole underneath his left eye, he was wearing the normal uniform of Kuoh Academy.

The boy was smiling at Yuuki as he walked at his direction, probably trying to approach him, the blonde stood infront of Yuuki as he was still sitting on his seat, "Would you mind following me?" he asked in a polite manner.

|Yuuki- Ddraig, is he strong?

|Ddraig- if I Compared him to your base strength, then you can kill him in one punch but I sense a slight devil aura from him, probably he's one of those reincarnated types of devils.

|Yuuki- good.

Yuuki smiled back at the blonde to give him a response, "Your tone of voice and the way of asking may have sounded polite, but words did not." he replied.

The blonde jolted to Yuuki's response but soon regained back his composure, "I'm sorry if my words sounded displeasing to you." "Actually I'm here to invite you on someone else's behalf." stated the blonde.

"Oh. and who might that person be?" asked Yuuki in a mocking way.. *Who the hell took a notice on me?

[Knowing your charm, it should probably be a girl.]

Blonde's smile turned into a bright one, "the president of Occult research club, Rias Gremory." replied the Blonde.

"Hm.." Yuuki nodded to his words, *If he's a devil and getting ordered by her then she should a higher Ranking devil than him, means she would be a lot stronger.

Yuuki nodded to him as he got up from his seat and started walking towards the door and the Blonde followed him happily with a smile.

Reaching near the classroom door, Yuuki looked at the Blonde as Yuuki noticed that he's following him, "Tell the president that I'm not interested." said the smiling Yuuki.

After conveying his words, Yuuki didn't wait for the Blonde's response, nor did he look at him back again and only walked his away to the cafeteria to get some lunch for himself... *Will I get fresh salad and fruit juice in this School?

[This is not a Hero Academy, idiot.]

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