Elf: Tree Fruit Dessert

Vol 2 Chapter 2: Security Diary + Du's Shock

My name is Haichao, and my partner Kebrador and I are dedicated TV security guards.

Actually, I was originally from Team Rocket, but I was sent to the police station because my car overturned on an important mission four years ago.

The public security department saw that I had a good attitude, and I had no bad records except joining the Rockets. In addition, I was a grassroots employee who really knew nothing, and was simple-minded and strong. In the end, because I helped catch the big brother who was about to escape from prison, I made a great contribution to the crime. They made an exception to let me out and worked as a security guard at the TV station.

It is said that members of the Rockets like me are called by their police circles into a pyramid scheme by mistake, and they can be released from prison if they have a good attitude.

However, my eldest brother, who had a bad attitude, originally explained a little bit of information he knew. If he had a good attitude, he could be a tainted witness, and then his sentence would be reduced as appropriate.

He wanted to escape from prison. After he was caught, he was given a suspended death sentence from life indefinitely. You said it was a mess.

In short, now as a security guard, my daily job is to maintain the law and order of the various studios of the TV station, and at the same time pay attention to emergencies from the vicinity of the studios.

In order to prevent accidents, each of our security guards is equipped with an emergency communication device. As long as you press any emergency communication button on the wall around the TV station, you can directly talk to our walkie-talkie.

On this day, Kebrador and I were doing our jobs on the TV station as usual. Well, we were actually watching the gate, because today was actually quite calm, except that the kitchen of the food show blew up twice, and a fire Dinosaurs go missing, and there's nothing worth doing other than an on-air accident at a magic show.

Just as Kebrador and I were about to sneak out to escape from work together, the communicator on my waist suddenly rang.

"Fuck! Come on! It's a misunderstanding... You persuade me to persuade!!!!"

A desperate voice of a young man came from the walkie-talkie around our waist, oh, come to live.

We happened to be near the studio, so Mr. Kebrador and I were going to go see who was making trouble on our site.

Walking into the studio area, I looked at the towering high-rise buildings, thinking I was broken and forgot to ask the number of the studio people who called for help... Tsk, I have been a security guard for so many years, how can I still make such a mistake ... it really shouldn't be!

At this time, Kebrador, who was looking around beside me, got excited, pointed at a tall building and shouted, "Look, isn't that the chef who has been very popular recently, Mr. Lian? Mr. Lian!"

I hurriedly followed his gaze and looked up, and sure enough, on the edge of the platform in the middle of the tall building, Mr. Lian with blond hair was shoving and fighting with a red-haired gentleman whose face could not be seen clearly.

However, he seemed to only care about playing with the red-haired man, and rudely ignored us.

Looking from a distance, Mr. Lian's leg was about to be pushed out of the platform.

So I walked into the corridor with Kebrador to get an autograph before Mr. Lian was pushed down the stairs by the red-haired man.

But after walking around the corridor, we realized that we forgot to count which floor they were on.

So Kaibrador and I hurried out and shouted at Mr. Lian upstairs, "Mr. Lian, what floor are you on!"

In fact, we can count on the first floor and the first floor, but we still need to hurry up to sign a signature. It is more convenient and quick to ask the person concerned.

"The eighth floor!"

While struggling, Mr. Lian responded to us. We could feel his anxiety, so we had to speed up.

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"Mr. Lian, what studio number are you in?"

Ten minutes later, we stood downstairs again and shouted at Mr. Lian, who had already been pushed out half-length.

"No. 37......"

Mr. Lian was holding onto the railing of the platform with his hands to prevent himself from being pushed outwards, so the answer was very difficult, it should be because the other party was really strong.

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"It seems that Mr. Lian must have met a fanatical fan, which is too enthusiastic..."

I wiped my sweat and walked towards the elevator. Cabrador also nodded and seemed to agree with my point of view.

"Actually, it's not incomprehensible. After all, the old saying that people are popular is always reasonable. By the way, let's eat ramen in the evening."

I was very angry when I saw that Kebrador was hanging up high, and we were security guards. We are security guards with professional ethics. Now someone has an illegitimate meal in the studio we are in charge of. How can you just eat ramen? !

So, I justly criticized his unprofessional attitude, and at the same time emphasized the idea that barbecue udon noodles are countless times better than ramen noodles.

In the end, we unanimously decided to eat barbecue udon noodles in the evening.

Ding-----

The elevator stopped on the 8th floor, and Caybrador and I got out of the elevator and walked towards Studio 37.

As soon as we arrived near Studio 37, we saw a red-haired man in a cape pushing Mr. Lian downstairs with all his might.

At this time, Mr. Lian was like a candle in the wind, holding the railing with one hand, and the rest of the place was almost completely pushed out. The situation cannot be delayed.

"Okay, so now we..."

Kebrador and I were about to step forward to dissuade us when we saw a white duck walking out of the studio with two cans of ice Coke in his arms.

When it saw that Mr. Lian was being pushed by the red-haired man, it quickly threw away the two cans of ice Coke in his hand, ran over and grabbed Mr. Lian's trouser legs or he would fall...

We, on the other hand, were seriously looking at the two cans of iced Coke on the ground. If we don't drink it now...it won't be iced in a while...

My eyes and Caibrador's eyes wandered between Mr. Lian and Coke, but in the end, we still remembered, we are security guards!

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"Gollum, Gollum..."

After we drank the ice cola, we walked over and pulled the red-haired man and Mr. Lian back. Sure enough, the light of life is not easy to extinguish, and Mr. Lian insisted on it with one hand. Long time, ruthless man!

However, when we pulled back Mr. Lian, we discovered that the man who pushed him was actually Mr. Du, the powerful and cold Dragon King! !

After his narration, we learned that Mr. Lian was a black-hearted trainer who abused Pokémon.

After I had an epiphany, I drank Caybrador and realized that I was on the wrong team, so the three of us lifted Mr. Lian together and prepared to throw it downstairs...

In the end, after the white duck was so angry that he pulled the three of us back together with Mr. Lian, we were reluctant to believe Mr. Lian's statement.

"Boss Lian, you have to be responsible for subduing a Pokémon. It's not a toy, it's a living life. If you don't respect life, then is it still a human?!"

I educated Boss Lian righteously, but in exchange, I got a surprise from Boss Lian......

"I am also a living being!"

Ah, this... I was immediately stopped by the question...

Later I found out that Mr. Du just wanted to push him down to scare him. Mr. Du's fast dragon was already on the roof ready to dive down and hug Mr. Lian to prevent him from falling down...  

After about a few seconds, Mr. Lian suddenly looked at me with a somewhat surprised look, as if he thought that seeing me here was a particularly incredible thing.

However, I can't remember when I met Mr. Lian. I shouldn't have. After I went to the border island with my eldest brother and was sent to the police station by the dream plot, I didn't do anything else except Kaibrador. know someone.

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The frightened Lian and the embarrassed Du were sitting in the lounge of the studio. After a series of explanations and a nod and acknowledgment in cooperation with the green soldier, Du realized that he was impulsive.

Tsk, how to do these things without asking them clearly... What if I scare people...

Du began to blame himself for his impulsiveness in his heart. If he didn't use his brain like this when fighting, wouldn't he lose? ! Hiss, the consequences of going on like this are unimaginable, I have to change my impulsiveness...

Onion Youbing also recovered from the shock. It remembered that it had escaped under Lian's pursuit, but a red-haired man suddenly came out and stopped Lian, saying that he wanted to discuss with Lian about treating Pokémon well. question, and then Lian exclaimed something like a flying king dodo or something.

It thought to himself, oh, these two people know each other, then it has nothing to do with it for the time being, so it swaggered into the studio's lounge and took two free bottles of ice Coke to satisfy its cravings.

Oh, by the way, where did the ice Coke it took out...

Du is also very puzzled. Originally, he really just wanted to discuss with Lian about treating Pokémon kindly. As a result, the other party suddenly came up with the flying king, the dodo bird. His blood suddenly surged, and he kept thinking Pushed the other party downstairs, but fortunately he had arranged for Kuailong to go to the top of the building before stopping Lian.

His initial plan was to persuade Lian first, and then look at the situation. If Lian decides to repent, no extreme measures are needed.

If Lian Di didn't listen to the persuasion, he would pretend to push Lian down, let the fast dragon catch it and scare him a few times in the air, and let him feel the feeling of being toyed with by Pokémon.

But I just found out now that it's all a misunderstanding... tsk, this duck is too skinny...

Du stared at the onion wanderer who was fumbling around looking for Coke, thinking to himself if this guy was of ghostly blood...

And the two security guards were stunned when they saw the onion soldier pulling out two empty cans from the trash can, and then they were found to be in a wrong state and were chased and killed by the green onion sword throughout the TV station... …

"Anyway, it's my fault this time, Boss Lian, I will apologize to you."

Du sincerely said to Lian, one is that he is really impulsive and justified the loss, and the other is that the other party is also a well-known person. If there is a headline news such as Du Tianwang's murder of Lian Shenchu, he will not be able to explain it clearly. .

"Then do you lose money? Mental damage fee."

"Mr. Lian, I am sincerely apologizing, please don't joke."

"I'm not kidding..."

Lian said aggrievedly......

In the end, after thinking about it for a long time, Lian seems to have figured it out. It is indeed a bit too vulgar to talk about money. How can the other party, such a well-known king of the sky, talk about money!

Besides, it's on TV now! A great opportunity...  

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"Very well, the battle has come to a white-hot stage, is Mr. Du finally going to send his ace fast dragon to fight?"

Seeing an empty arena, Du Zheng looked at the unknown trainer across from him with a cold sweat on his face, his expression dignified, as if he was driven to a dead end.

"Oops, I had a special training with Kuailong last night, and now Kuailong doesn't have the spirit to fight..." Du's inner monologue drifted slowly, and then Kuailong, with dark circles under his eyes, weakly jumped out of the Poké Ball. come out.

"Hahaha, your fast dragon stays up too late and can't fight against me!"

The unknown trainer shouted proudly.

"In that case...you can only use it!"

Du Fei quickly took out a box of milk-yellow pudding and threw it at the fast dragons on the field.

Kuailong swallowed the pudding in one gulp, and was instantly refreshed, and then easily eliminated the challenger's Pokémon.

"The mango pudding from Zhenxin Town Dessert House is refreshing and anti-fatigue! Your energy is beyond your imagination!"

Du gave a thumbs up to the camera, and Kuailong made a winner's pose behind him.

"Crack! It's over~www.wuxiaspot.com~ This commercial will be broadcast tomorrow..."

A man wearing a director's hat nodded to Watanabe, then walked over to discuss with Lian what time to start broadcasting this commercial...

That's right, Lian Rangdu's way of apologizing is to help him shoot an advertisement for free... As a diligent and honest person, Du naturally agreed...

"Is this pudding really so magical?"

Du picked up the mango pudding made by Lian and scrutinized it in his hand. He had been busy with training and didn't pay much attention to these things, so he only knew about Lian's reputation after the two security guards, Amway, so he was very concerned about Lian's reputation. The role of this pudding is very doubtful.

Plus he didn't eat lunch... When he looked at this pudding on an empty stomach, he seemed to be able to smell the mellow milk flavor and the fresh fruity flavor of mango mango...

"As a spokesperson, I am responsible for the product, not because I want to eat it..."

As Watana said that, he put the pudding into his mouth.

"Well!"

Du's eyes widened in an instant... The cool Q-bomb taste and strong fruity taste bounced in his mouth repeatedly... The fatigue after a hard day's work seemed to be gradually swept away, and even, he felt that he was now Feeling a little excited...

As a heavenly king, he naturally knew how much advantage this pudding would have in battle if it also had the same effect on Pokémon.

After all, items such as wound medicine can only heal damage, and they can't achieve such a new feeling...

He looked at Lian who was still negotiating with the TV station with his shocked eyes. The owner of this dessert house is really amazing! ! !

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