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Chapter【529】Neon is so messy

Hao Donghai: "Holding the grass, it's so exciting. I didn't expect that the ancient tradition of the legendary neon still exists today!"

Sun Jihai: "The neon lights are so messy. Everyone likes to have a messy life in their own house and hold on to the straw!"

Fan Zhiyi: "Neon is so dirty. I didn't expect that the love action movies stored in my computer hard drive are all real things that happened in their lives!"

After asking this, Lu Chen knew that there was no need to continue asking Abe Yushu. This Abe Yushu would definitely be destroyed.

Although Neon has some tradition of a father bathing naked with his daughter to be married or the whole family, it is still embarrassing to talk about such a messy meal. When the fruit of honesty wears off, Yuki Abe will have no choice but to bid farewell to the football world. , developing in the direction of love action movies.

"Abu-kun, Takagi-kun, what's going on with you two? Are you all possessed by evil spirits?"

The Neon player who had just been kicked down stood up and shouted at Toshiyuki Takagi and Yuki Abe.

"Shua!"

Lu Chen took advantage of the man's opportunity to speak and popped another honesty fruit into his mouth.

He thought secretly: "Nima, since you are so righteous, let me ask you whether you are really righteous or just pretending to be righteous!"

寯寷寷. After the man ate the fruit of honesty, Lu Chen smiled and asked the man: "Well, do you have a sense of justice? Then let me ask you, what is your name?"

"My name is Fukushima Haruki!"

After eating the fruit of truth, you can say whatever you ask.

Lu Chen asked with a smile: "Then let me ask you, have you ever slept with anyone in your house?"

Fukushima Haruki: "I have had sex with my father!"

Everyone was shocked when they heard what Fukushima Haruki said.

This is really something new and exciting than Yuki Abe just now.

Hao Donghai: "Zhou Cao, I thought this young man was a serious person, but I didn't expect him to be even more exciting!"

Sun Jihai: "I knew the neon lights would be very messy, but I didn't expect it to be like this. It's so dirty!"

Fan Zhiyi: "I really feel that it is an insult to us to compete with people like them. Father and son are in love with each other. Didn't he think about passing on the family line to him when he gave birth to a son?"

Lu Chen was also surprised. He didn't expect that after eating this righteous Neon player an honest fruit, so many earth-shattering things would happen!

It seems that Neon is really not an organization that normal people can understand, it is too dirty.

At this time, everyone also realized that something was wrong, because no matter what question Lu Chen asked, these players seemed to answer very honestly, which was so scary.

Other Neon players did not dare to step forward to pull Yuki Abe and Haruki Fukushima, even if Toshiyuki Takagi did not beat them, they would not dare to pull them.

When Lu Chen looked at the other players, they all had guilty consciences on their faces, and it seemed that they were doing these shameful things all the time.

Lu Chen knew that it was almost over, so he said to all the Neon players: "Okay, now you kneel down and apologize, and repent for the invasion of the East decades ago, our game will continue, and I will no longer I asked you a question."

All the Neon players looked at me and I looked at you. They were all hesitating whether to kneel down and apologize, or whether to repent for what happened decades ago.

7 "Bang!"

Just when they were all hesitant, Takagi Toshiyuki knelt down and shouted: "I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

When the other players saw someone taking the lead, they became cruel and knelt down, shouting to Lu Chen: "I'm sorry, we were wrong!"

Among the Neon players present, only Yuki Abe and Haruki Fukushima did not kneel.

The two of them were confused: "What are you all kneeling down for? Where did you go wrong?"

After eating the Honesty Fruit, they will be very honest only when asking them questions, but not very obedient in other aspects. It is not like eating Guaiguai Candy, which will absolutely execute orders without any resistance.

"Abu-kun, Haruki-kun, you two should kneel down quickly, otherwise Captain Lu will ask you questions."

Since the other players had knelt down, they naturally obeyed, so they persuaded Yuki Abe and Haruki Fukushima.

"If you ask us a question, then just ask it. It doesn't seem to be a big deal. Just answer whatever you ask us, okay?"

Now Yuuki Abe and Haruki Fukushima think they are normal, and the other people who kneel on the ground and say sorry are abnormal people.

Lu Chen thought to himself: "You are shameless and invincible. These two idiots have already announced their explosive things anyway, so it seems like it doesn't matter anymore."

Then Lu Chen asked a lot of questions to the two of them.

As a result, these two idiots told all about their first masturbation, how they lifted girls' skirts when they were in elementary school, how they were still drinking mother's breast milk when they were ten years old, how they still wet the bed when they were twelve years old, and how long their penises were only five centimeters long. come out.

Hearing the other Neon players kneeling on the ground shaking their heads with regret, these two idiots will definitely not be able to play football with them as teammates in the future, and their penises are only five centimeters, and they were filming a love action movie continuously. It seems that all the qualifications are gone.

The audience and media reporters were already extremely surprised the moment the Neon players knelt down.

The media reporters no longer care about whether there is a game or not. They all rush to the court with cameras to capture this precious thing.

Gui recorded all the footage in order to understand clearly what the situation of this kneeling thing was.

The audience said:

"Zhou Cao, I didn't expect these little neon devils to kneel down and admit their mistakes!"

"Don't these little devils have some bushido spirit and would rather have their stomachs opened than admit their mistakes?"

"The spirit of Bushido is nothing. There is no such thing as Bushido spirit nowadays. It's just words."

Several media reporters had already rushed to the stadium, and they happened to record the scandals that Yuki Abe and Haruki Fukushima said about them.

"Big news, hahaha, really big news!"

"I have a hunch that today's news will definitely shock the whole world!"

"No, I have to write the press release quickly and try to get the news out as quickly as possible!"

The media reporters were very excited, and Lu Chen didn't try to stop them. Anyway, it would not be the Orientals who would be embarrassed, but these arrogant little devils from neon.

Some Neon players felt something was wrong and asked Toshiyuki Takagi: "Takagi-kun, isn't it bad for us to be like this?"

Takagi Toshiyuki: "There is nothing wrong with it. It is a noble virtue to have the courage to admit your mistakes!"

Lu Chen: "Referee, why are there such idle people coming to the court?"

When so many media reporters came, it would definitely be quite confusing, so Lu Chen shouted to the referee who was looking happy not far away.

. Referee: "It's okay. How can such a proud occasion be without these reporters? They can carry forward this matter."

Lu Chen heard what the referee said and understood what the referee meant. Unexpectedly, as a referee, he was actually more passionate than Lu Chen and the others. No wonder he blew the black whistle unscrupulously.

Lu Chen could only say to the referee: "Referee, the game must continue to be completed. We all placed bets on Neon, so these media reporters can only delay us for five minutes at most."

The referee smiled and said: "Okay, five minutes is five minutes. In fact, five minutes is completely enough. Even taking a photo and sending it out is enough."

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