Entertainment: Start grouping CP from the life you long for

He Jiong thought for a while and said to the director: "Get a discount, director." "

Wang Zhengyu said helplessly: "That's it, I'll give you a nine-percent discount on all goods, right?"

He Jiong said: "At least five percent off!".

"Eight-and-a-half fold, no less!".

Huang Lei joined in: "Six folds can't be more!".

Wang Zhengyu resisted at night: "Eight-fold, it's really good, Coke only costs eight yuan." "

Xuanwu complained: "This catty is calculated, and it is a broken bone!".

Poof!

Everyone squirted out when they heard his muttering, why is this person so skinny?

"Hahahaha, little brother is so funny!".

"People like humorous male silver, little brother, let's give birth to monkeys!".

"Broken bones, write it down, write it down, and I'll say so when I bargain with the merchant in the future!"

"Then you're afraid you'll be beaten by the merchant......."

"You're beautiful and talented, and you're still very skinny, doesn't your little brother consider making his debut?".

Huang Lei smiled: "Wang Zhengyu, did you hear that?

Wang Zhengyu looked at Xuanwu and wanted to cry without tears, this kid is really going to make trouble for me!

But the original intention of the show is to pit stars, and Wang Zhengyu still adheres to principles.

Seeing this, Xuanwu said to Teacher He, "Teacher He, borrow the phone for me." "

He Jiong subconsciously handed over the phone, only to see Xuanwu pretending to call: "Crooked? Price Bureau? Yes, yes, yes, it's still this small village, yes, yes, yes, it's still the black-hearted director, oh my god, you don't know, it's really a black batch, okay, you come right away, I'll find a way to pester him to prevent him from leaving, you come quickly!"

Wang Zhengyu: "???? do you do something? Do ???you know if the phone is reversed

?"

Wang Zhengyu's face darkened in an instant, but he did have some other careful thoughts in his heart, this young man's sense of variety shows seems to be quite good!

Huang Lei and He Jiong couldn't laugh straight down, this kid has a really good sense of variety shows.

"Oh my mother, my little brother's serious nonsense is really amazing!".

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, I feel sorry for Director Wang!".

"Is this guy serious about taking the phone?? uh, uh, ......

".

"This amateur is very interesting, it feels more fun than the resident guests, haha!"

"Black-hearted director, the stone hammered !!".

"Hey, the little brother looks so handsome as the director!".

......

The audience was also laughed out loud by Xuanwu's operation show in an instant.

In the end, Wang Zhengyu had no choice, and finally relented and said: "Seven off, seven off, this is the biggest discount! "

Huang Lei clapped his hands: "Deal!".

After the matter was done, Peng Peng ran over and picked up the shoes and returned them to Xuanwu.

Then Xiao H jumped out from behind the director, his tail wagging and showing his excited expression.

"Xiao H, I haven't seen you for a long time, do you miss me?" He Jiong squatted down and hugged Xiao H affectionately.

If Xiao H doesn't show up again, He Jiong is ready to question the program team after understanding the rules! Fortunately, he appeared at a critical moment, which is good!

Huang Lei saw another puppy and said with a smile: "I haven't come back for so long, don't you even have a girlfriend?" After speaking, he looked at the director team.

Wang Zhengyu nodded, indicating that Xiao H was able to get off the list.

He Jiong smiled and let go of Xiao H, "Go ahead, play with your girlfriend first, and I'll accompany you when I'm done." "

Just finished talking about the rules. A staff member called He Jiong and Huang Lei aside, and Wang Zhengyu was waiting there.

Huang Lei asked, "What's the matter, director?"

Wang Zhengyu said: "Ask the two teachers, how about if this Mr. Xuanwu joins in to shoot for a short half term?"

He Jiong's eyes lit up: "Actually, I also have this idea, and the effect of his show just now is really good!".

Huang Lei thought about it for a while and nodded, "I also agree, have you noticed it? This kid is not stage frightened, and his personality is quite interesting." "

Wang Zhengyu nodded and said, "Yes, and now more than half of the barrage in our show is discussing him." But I don't know if he wants to?".

He Jiong said: "Don't worry, leave it to me."

At this time, the live broadcast was closed first, and the responsibility of turning Xuanwu into a resident guest was handed over to Mr. He, and at the same time, Huang Lei was given time to take a break.

"Wu, can you do me a favor?" He Jiong asked Xuanwu.

"Teacher He, what do you say, what are you busy with?"

"Little busy, little busy, just do it, just sign your name, and the guests of the mushroom house will sign their names as souvenirs. After all, we are destined to know each other, so you should sign one too. After speaking, he put a piece of cardboard in front of Xuanwu.

"Oh, okay, thank you, Mr. He. With that, he signed the cardboard.

Until he signed his name, Xuanwu didn't find anything unusual, and always thought it was a simple commemoration of his name. In fact, it is actually a contract signed by Mr. He Xuanwu!

While He Jiong watched him sign, he was actually a little weak in his heart.

"Okay, from today on, Xuanwu is the resident guest of our longing program group! Everyone is welcome!" He Jiong looked at the director and applauded.

“whaaat？"

At this time, Xuanwu looked confused, and looked at them blankly and applauded.

Seeing this, He Jiong immediately stepped forward and hugged him and said, "Wu, I'm sorry, I tricked you into signing our contract without your consent, you won't be angry, right?"

Xuanwu said dumbfoundedly: "No, no, I just think it's a little too incredible!".

Is this really, the benefits of the traverser so good now? You can also complete the task by being tricked.

Alas, I still blame me for being too good!

Huang Lei also stepped forward and said, "Xiao Wu, welcome to join us in the life we yearn for!"

Dahua: "Peng Peng, we have another brother. Are you happy?".

Peng Peng: "Uh-huh. I am glad and welcome Brother Xiaowu to join. "

Xuanwu was no longer pretentious, so he accepted it directly, after all, his purpose was to join the program group.

"Okay, okay, it's ready to start, all units are ready!" Wang Zhengyu clapped his hands and said.

“5、4、3、2、1...... Power on!" All cameras are turned on.

He Jiong happily said to the camera: "Audience friends, let me introduce to you, in the future, we will have another member of the mushroom house, Xuanwu." Thank you for your support. "

"Hello everyone, I'm Xuanwu, I think everyone already knows me, then I won't introduce much, I'm still the Xuanwu of Xuanwu, the martial of Xuanwu" After speaking, he waved towards the camera.

At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was even more violent......

"What, did the little brother really join the program team?

"Wow⊙⊙ really? Did you really stay?".

"Come on, little brother, I'm optimistic about you!

"Oh my God, is it necessary for an amateur to be so exaggerated? Are you taking a surprise pill?

"Upstairs, you shut up, go out if you don't like it. I see you are envious, jealous, hate!".

"Cut, let's go, bunch of crazy people, I'm too lazy to bother with you. "

"A wave of 'Xuanwu's most handsome' Qingping walked ......

".

"Little Brother Xuanwu is the most handsome!".

"Little Brother Xuanwu is the most handsome!".

......

"Hey, that's really skinny," Huang Lei said, patting him on the shoulder.

(ps: Is there a little brother to see wow, give some flower tickets, hehe, it's okay to be free, give some motivation, Xuan's mother urgently needs everyone's recognition!)