Entertainment: Start grouping CP from the life you long for

I saw that the following content is such a conversation.

Cafeteria aunt: "Classmate, do you want food?"

Fortune teller: "What are you, young man?"

The master with the key: "Young man, are you worthy? How many are you?"

Aunt garbage sorting: "Young man, what kind of garbage are you?"

Ride-hailing driver: "Young man, haven't you figured out your position?"

......

After a few people watched it, the audience burst into laughter.

Only Dahua didn't quite understand what it meant, but he could also understand one or two, seeing that everyone was laughing, he also laughed along with him When everyone knew that Xuanwu had posted the first Weibo, they were even more moved, and they ran to comment and forward.

"Poof...... What a talent!",

"It's so funny, sprayed myself on a screen. "

"Sure enough, it's torture from the depths of the soul, and my scalp is numb!"

"Xiu'er, you're so showy......"

"If you don't accept the wall, I'll obey you!!"

.......

At this time, not only those viewers forwarded, but even Teacher He and Teacher Huang began to help Xuanwu forward it, and at the same time Aite him.

As expected, after a while, through the retweet of the second elder, Xuanwu's Weibo attracted the attention of many celebrities, and even each of them sent comments.

"Huang Bo: Haha, it seems that there is a big fairy in the mushroom house, it's time to go and see it. "

"Xie Na: So you are Xuanwu?

"Wu Xin: The little handsome guy is very powerful! Do you have a girlfriend? Hehe, just kidding!"

"Chen Chichi: Brother dei, there is something, there is time to learn, hiccup~~~~~~~"

Immediately afterwards, the number of Xuanwu's Weibo fans skyrocketed!

One refresh, ten thousand!

Refresh again, Wu Wan!

Lakh!

Two hundred thousand!

Million!

In less than ten minutes, the number of Xuanwu's Weibo fans skyrocketed by millions!

Amazing!

Weibo officials are stunned!

A group of big and small stars were dumbfounded!

What is the speed of explosion?

And this is not a zombie fan!

There are too many interactions in Xuanwu Weibo!

One swipe, hundreds of comments have increased!

Terror!

Such popularity has put Peng Peng and Dahua on the side.

After a while, a staff member came in and shouted on the side: "Hot, your time is up, the car is already waiting at the door!"

Rebar turned his head and reluctantly agreed: "Oh, okay, I know!"

Only then did everyone put down their mobile phones and stood one after another, ready to send the hot bar to the door.

Dahua and Peng Peng took the luggage of the hot bar from the upper floor, and after changing their shoes at the door, they hugged everyone one by one and prepared to say goodbye.

When I hugged Xuanwu, I whispered, "Thank you." "

If I could, I really wanted to hold him like that all the time, but there will be a chance in the future, and I will definitely see you again!

At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was full of reluctance.....

"It's so reluctant to heat it!"

"Yes, as soon as Fat Di leaves, there will be no Rewu cp, woo~~"

"Khaki, don't go Smecta, I like you"

"Oh, I'll go! Don't be so exaggerated, the Korean language is popping up!"

"My favorite Rewu cp will be gone from now on, woo~~ Blue Liquor Shiitake Mushroom!"

"Let's go, let's go, so that no one will grab the bone martial arts cp with me, haha!"

"Let's let it, let it go, Yuewu cp understand!hee-hee~~~"

Everyone is competing for Xuanwu and their favorite female guest group cp, but they still can't stop the fact that the hot bar is leaving, they just walked into the courtyard, He Jiong thought of something.

"Wait," He Jiong took a bag of vegetable seeds in his hand, shook it and said, "You plant this seed in the vegetable field of the mushroom house, and when it is ripe, we will send it to you by courier." "

"Okay!"

The hot bar happily took the seeds, took the small shovel and prepared to plant the seeds in the vegetable patch.

Due to the light rain, the hot bar showed the female man mode, and the umbrella was not played, so he ran towards the vegetable field.

Xuanwu shook his head helplessly when he saw it, and casually picked up the umbrella behind him and followed towards the hot bar.

He Jiong looked at Huang Lei, exuding an "uncle" smile, turned his head to look at his stupid son, and instigated: "Look, learn a little, how can you find a daughter-in-law without emotional intelligence." "

Dahua and Peng Peng consciously lowered their heads, and Liying and Yuexi secretly held back a smile when they saw them like this.

The hot bar had just squatted down with a small shovel and was about to dig a pit, and as soon as he dug a little, he felt like something was blocking his head.

Because she couldn't feel the rain dripping on her face, she thought it was not falling, but when she looked up, it was Xuanwu who had an umbrella behind her.

Looking at his other half's slightly wet shoulders, in order not to let himself get wet, he held the whole umbrella for himself, and his heart was suddenly warm and happy.

Soon, the hot bar planted the seeds, and made a sign to put next to it, with the words "Hot Bar cutie!" written on it.

The two played an umbrella together and came back together, looking really talented and beautiful from a distance, just like a young couple.

This scene really fulfilled the girlish dream of many audiences.

"Ahh.....hh It seems to have seen what they would look like together in the future. "

"I'm so happy, it's a good match, I'm in love. "

"Handsome men and beautiful women, they are really a match together!"

"How do I feel like I'm eating dog food!?"

"Oh mom, I've been shown off again!"

"I'm hot and strong, CP will never disperse!!"

"Woo~~ It's mine, it's hot, you let me go. "

"Where did the infatuated man come from??? the director of the mental hospital??"

......

This time it's really leaving, and Xiao H XiaoO seems to know that the hot bar is leaving, and keeps circling around the hot bar, biting her trouser leg and pulling it back from time to time.

I couldn't bear it, so I squatted down and hugged them and kissed them, and said gently: "Don't worry, I'll come to see you when I'm free." "

A few people went down the steps, Huang Lei stood at the staircase of the old position, waved his hand and said: "Hot, bye-bye, I won't go down!"

"Okay, Mr. Huang" Hearing this, Reba turned his head to look at it, waved his hand and said, "Bye-bye." "

Several people sent the hot bar to the car, and after the car drove away, they reluctantly returned to the mushroom house.

......

After returning to the mushroom house, everyone's mood was a little low.

After all, they are the most reluctant, although they simply stay for a few days, but this kind of leisurely time is the easiest to cultivate feelings.

Seeing everyone's appearance, Xuanwu stretched aside and sighed, and said, "This foodie is finally gone." "

"Poof......

Everyone was instantly amused by Xuanwu.

However, in the car of the program team, Reba clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and said: "Stink! Xuan! Wu! The old lady is not finished with you, you wait for the old lady to !!."

Listening to the sound of Reba gritting his teeth, the staff who drove the car trembled, and they didn't dare to turn their heads back, are women so terrifying?!

Can't afford to mess with ......_

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