Entertainment: The top class in the second disease, singing the blue bird at the beginning

PS: Push a good fishing book “Let you fish, fish out the aircraft carrier several meanings?” 》 can not search the author name Tiger Emperor.

In the public’s expectation, Fake Ling and Shen Ling confidently waved to everyone and walked backstage.

Xiao Zhang Wei teased: “You two have a lot of information, do you really think that you have a chance to beat our champion girl group songs?” ”

Casey White: “How is it possible, our show is unprecedented, no one ~ comparable.” ”

Zu Lao was suddenly unhappy: “Oh, this is said, then I am not happy, I and Teacher He’s gourd baby is called incomparable!” ”

Ho He: “I don’t think you put me in your eyes at all!” ”

While the guests were stirring up like a picture, Lin Nian said with a cold sentence: “I said don’t argue, don’t disturb me, admire my trophy!” ”

The other guests were stunned, and then they couldn’t help but laugh together with the audience online.

“Hehe, in the end, it’s old, it’s different, and everyone is blinded in one sentence, haha.”

“It’s rampant, but it’s also hilarious. Maybe this trophy is really Lin Nian’s big. ”

“Come on, there’s a yarn trophy, there’s no trophy for this kind of show.”

….. The guests seemed to be arguing, but in fact, it was to fully warm up the venue, because everyone knew that in order to style and makeup, it took at least a few minutes.

Seeing that the guests were so sensible, Teacher He and Nana almost left tears of emotion.

After all, they have seen too many traffic artists who are old and have been raised by the company as fools.

Not only is the ability to do things equal to 0, but there is not even the slightest ability.

Therefore, when I encounter Lin Nian, who looks more handsome than traffic, and whose strength is not much worse than that of a powerful singer, it is simply not much worse than dreaming.

This is the reason why everyone attaches so much importance to him, even if there are those who are not convinced, there is nothing they can do, his strength is so strong.

Of course, other people are also very powerful.

This is the most comfortable variety show they have ever bring.

So recording other variety shows is like a job, recording this show is like going home, it’s not too refreshing.

Then, after a few minutes of random ridicule and scolding, the two finally put on makeup.

Teacher He, who received the news, immediately shouted: “Ok, let us applaud Jialing and Shen Ling, and bring us the Phoenix Legend’s “Free Flight”. ”

Hearing this, everyone in the audience was shocked, and everyone in the audience was surprised.

What’s the thing? The two of them actually want to imitate the Phoenix legend, no kidding, right?

“I’ll go, it must be spicy eyes, oh my God!”

“Wool, I’m looking forward to it more and more, hahaha, what does the false spirit Phoenix Legend think? How can it make people have a hilarious feeling. ”

“No wonder the two of them are so confident in the cost of the Phoenix Legend, it must be very hot!”

“That’s not right, the popularity of the Phoenix Legend is comparable to no combination in our country, up to 99, down to Ganghui, basically all have heard his songs.”

“It’s a national combination, oh, the cow broke these two people.”

“Enough, the lives of the two of them are blowing so much, are they really good?”

“What’s wrong with dragging? What is procrastination? Often wounds are easy to sing is very bad? Besides, are the garbage singers you like much better than them? ”

“I think, the song is not about this male singer, after all, he only has a few words, and every time it is yoheyou…”

“Hahaha, that’s a good thing, it’s not about Zeng Yi’s business at all!”

“I hope the two of them don’t ruin my childhood memories too much.”

“Brother, give up hope, your childhood memories have been ruined since the moment the two of them decided to rely on the Phoenix Legend.”

With the familiar melody sounding, Jialing and Shen Ling finally came out.

But the way they play is very special.

I saw Shen Ling actually riding a motorcycle with a fake spirit and driving out from the depths of the stage.

Obviously, the two of the original MV drove a car, but when they arrived at these two people, the car became a motorcycle.

However, the posture is the same as the original.

And the two are dressed exactly the same as the original MV.

I saw Shen Ling riding a motorcycle in a dashing manner, with a wig on his bald head, sunglasses, short sleeves, black gloves, black shoes, and spending money to look like a big brother in society.

And Jia Ling is a completely replica of the spirit flower, but it is only swollen for a few circles.

With the rhythm of the music, he also sat freely behind the back and casually flicked his long hair and swung his body, which was really interesting.

So I kept seeing this scene, and the audience couldn’t hold back anymore.

“Hahahahaha, do you want to be so funny? Can’t stand it. This is simply a replica of the Phoenix Legend! ”

“And don’t say that Shen Ling, Zeng Yi, played very well, it is simply too similar to the original.”

“God, his appearance is exactly the same as Linghua.”

“The same yarn, where is the same? He was simply swollen so many circles than the spirit flower. ”

“I guess, Fake Ling must not dare to sing it really and he is definitely lip-syncing.”

“Nonsense, that’s for sure, he’s not a professional singer, if he forcibly sings it, the effect will definitely be greatly reduced!!!”

Who is singing, warms the loneliness.

The white clouds are leisurely, the blue sky is still there, and tears are drifting.

As the prelude ended, the false spirit sang, and just when everyone thought he was lip-syncing, the false spirit actually opened his mouth and sang.

It’s just that this voice is really very spicy eyes, and even a little out of tune, running quite seriously.

But even so, he is still confidently swaying his body and singing non-stop.

In that way, don’t mention funny, it’s really interesting.

“Haha, hahaha, help, my childhood memories, my pocket flowers, all ruined by fake Ling.”

“Jialing, you accompany me, you accompany my Phoenix Legend!! Just now, my mother heard your singing and actually scolded me, and then ruined his classics!! ”

“But no, my dad scolded me like that, and he even made me egg!”

“I dare to say that there must be ten Liang Jingru living in the heart of the false spirit, otherwise this is also what kind of sense of faith supports him to sing like this ahaha haha!”

“It’s time for Shen Ling to sing rap soon, you guys say he won’t really be able to sing, right?”

“What’s so hard about this, isn’t it yo yo? Anyone can. ”

“Depend, I know at a glance that you have never heard the song of the Phoenix Legend, Zeng Yi is not just a he! , a lot of him is rap, all rap!!! ”

Just when everyone thought that Shen Ling would not really sing rap, who knew that Shen Ling actually sang it:

It feels like

The fragrance along the way is also light waves

I thought about those causes and effects

The fragrance along the way keeps me guessy

No one expected that he would actually sing it.

But the funny thing is that the victory rap is not on the beat at all, it is simply chaotic, and the rhythm is completely wrong.

But he sang it so confidently.

That feeling… That sense of belief is really not something that ordinary people can have.

So everyone laughed again.

While the entire audience and netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing because of this show, Liu Weimin, the director behind the stage, was sighing slightly.

Because the speed of ratings growth has stopped now, no matter how funny it is, it seems that there are no new people watching it.

After all, blindly funny is not impossible to attract more people.

The big coffee show does not only need a hilarious imitation course, but also needs a needle like a sea god. Perfect program, this very heartfelt program.

If it had been before, he would definitely shake his head and sigh, but now it is different, and all the guests are playing beyond normal.

At the end of this show, there is Lin Nian, a big killer to press the field.

So the director is not afraid at all, let alone worried.

Too he is worried about the program group now, what if he can’t come over next year? After all, he has his own business to be busy.

So the only way is to raise his salary, do your best to raise his salary, and make him motivated. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

In the end, in the carnival of the masses and the collective laughter, Jia Ling and Shen Ling finally completed all the performances of the show.

Teacher He and Nana smiled and went on stage.

Teacher He: “Haha, let’s thank the two of you for the wonderful show, I don’t know what kind of feelings the two of the Phoenix Legend will feel when they see it…”

Nana: “I think Ling’er has already felt what she looks like after she became blessed in middle age.” ”

“Hahahahaha, these two hosts are simply too sour, it’s fatal, haha!”

“Well, it’s time for the review session we are looking forward to, hard work for all the guests to comment on the set of programs just now!!”

Xiao Zhang Wei: “It’s over, I’m going to have a nightmare tonightm, because my childhood goddess was ruined.” ”

Casey White: “What? No way? Your childhood goddess is actually a phoenix legend, you’re not kidding, are you? ”

Ho: “What’s there?” Who hasn’t heard of the Phoenix Legend? I really liked Phoenix Legend back then, and I still like it, but after listening to the fake spirit’s songs, I liked it even more, because his composer replaced ah. ”

After the review session began, the guests racked their brains again to fight with the New Year.

But no matter how everyone thinks of ideas, the laughter that comes out of the effect will not work.

In the end, everyone can only watch Lin Nian’s performance, but no one will think that next year will always output interesting golden sentences.

After all, people’s talent is limited, your homepage is singing, how can you really become a funny genius?

You must know that Xiao Zhang Wei or Lao Xue’s joker skills are all kinds of pickpockets, and the jokes on the Internet are still obtained. They’re not very funny in themselves.

“Okay, okay, then hand the microphone to Teacher Lin Nian and ask him to come out and comment.”

Lin Nian took the microphone, stood up abruptly, and shouted excitedly: “Ah, false Ling, you are my goddess, I love you!” What a phoenix legend go aside, you are my goddess, fly freely on your heart!! ”

Next year’s speech made everyone in the audience instantly, and no one expected him to say such a middle two words.

This next time, the whole audience was amused by him again, and even laughed.

“Hahaha, absolutely, others are trying to deny Jia Jing, only Lin Nian wants to do the opposite, praise him fiercely, everyone knows that this is a derogatory term!” Ha ha! ”

“No, I’m going to die laughing, it’s worthy of being old, it’s so interesting to talk.”

“You are right, Jialing is my lifelong goddess, except for her, I will not marry for life!”

“However, Nian Da leak said a person, I think Shen Ling is the male god of my dreams!!”

“Hahahahaha, the real Phoenix Legend said that it will be very dry!!”

“Ok, because of the old sentence, a new version of the Phoenix Legend was born, haha!”

.“ It’s not the era, every speech is so novel and fun, I feel that this show is simply born for old age! ! ”

“I hope to come to this show every time in the future.”

“It’s time for Lin Nian to perform, I don’t know what he will perform, I’m looking forward to it and I’m so scared, he must not overturn, the show must be interesting!”

On the other side, seeing Lin Nian’s golden sentences coming out frequently, Yang Ying’s small eyes were full of appreciation, and his face turned crimson.

Actresses such as Yang Mi, Rouba, Lisa, Deng Deng and other actresses who are far away have the same eyes and mood.

But seeing Yang Yingtang sitting beside Lin Nian, they became more and more unhappy.

At this time, there is only one sentence in their hearts: “No!!” We’re going to be on this show too!! Can’t let Yang Ying, a slut, be proud all the time!! ”

When the public was excited about all kinds of comments because of Lin Nian’s golden sentences, Lin Nian and Yang Ying had already got up and went to the backstage to make up.

Backstage, Chen Ling leaked a disdainful smile after seeing Lin Nian bring Yang Ying to the makeup artist.

“Cut, silly b, a person is very tired of applying makeup to himself, and actually has to take care of another makeup, this thing can’t start in 10 minutes?”

Little assistant: “Hehe, don’t worry about him, let her go, who makes him self-righteous?” ”

“That’s right, let him go, hum!!”

On the other side, Yang Ying himself was actually a little worried.

“Lin Nian, can you really complete the makeup styling of the two of us in 5 minutes?”

“Oh, don’t worry, you wait first, I want to change my clothes!”

“Oh, but!” Yang Ying was still a little worried.

At this moment, I regret that I am a little willful.

After all, if he only puts makeup on himself next year, and then brings her, wouldn’t it be too much of a waste of time?

At the same time, the director on the other side of the background was also sweating for Lin Nian.

He originally wanted to let other makeup artists come over to help, but they were all Chen Lin’s people, and they naturally didn’t want to go over to help. He also wanted Lin Nian to be soft, but Lin Nian couldn’t be soft either.

If he broadcasts an accident, it will be a big problem.

After all, this thing is live, I wipe!

Others come out within four or five minutes, and if they don’t come out within ten minutes when they get to him, then all the reputation he has accumulated in front of him will be burned.

After all, why are you different from others?

Even if you are a super popular new star, even if you are talented, even if you are handsome, that is not a reason for you to be late.

What the? Because you put on your own makeup? That’s not even more a reason, who let you do it?

Not only the director, but even Teacher He, Nana, and even all the guests are worried, because they have also heard that next year will be their own makeup style, and heard that he and the dressing stylist Chen Ling are falling out.

Backstage, seeing the time pass by minute by minute, and the zero year has not yet come out, Yang Ying thought that this was completely finished.

But the next moment, Lin Nian finally appeared, and he was surprised to find that Zero Nian’s shape was more exquisite and perfect than the last time, and his props and clothes looked more luxurious.

“I’ll go, what did you do?” When did you buy new clothes, new props? Yes? Could it be that you secretly went to the upper-class supermarket yesterday and yesterday? Yang Ying glared at Lin Nian with a wide eyebrow.

“How is that possible? This is the props and clothes sent by the original program group, okay, don’t be surprised, come in quickly! Saying that, Lin Nian pulled Yang Ying in and closed the door.

“Huh? What are you doing, you won’t change it directly for me, right? Shall I dress myself? ”

“Oh, it’s almost okay, now it’s urgent, there is no effort for you to wear slowly, everything is handed over to me, offended!!”

PS The new book sets sail, kneel and beg the big people to vote for flowers, evaluation votes, monthly passes! …………..

Even a flower, an evaluation ticket, a monthly pass can be……….. Work..