Even If You Become An Animal, You Have To Serve An Iron Rice Bowl

    Seeing that the parrot landed next to the girl who jumped off the building, everyone held their breath for a moment.

    If it weren't for the timing, Zuo Yuan wanted to stuff the parrot into the box given by the Forestry Bureau on the spot.

     "What about Brother Yuan! Parrots won't irritate those who jump from the building!"

    Zuo Yuan's face was serious, and while letting the firefighters below go faster, he evacuated the people on the rooftop.

    Just when everyone was afraid that the girl would be stimulated.

    The parrot standing on the roof railing pecked its feathers, combed some messy hair, and then looked at the girl who was a little dumbfounded.

    "Girl, your lipstick is on."

    Glancing at the girl with a pair of small eyes, a tut-tut tone came out of her mouth, "The eyelashes are also flowered and the skirt is wrinkled."

    The girl stared, and subconsciously tugged at the hem of her skirt. After realizing that she was about to jump off the building, she immediately slumped.

    "I don't care whether it is wrinkled or not, it will die anyway!"

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    The girl started crying again.

    Shen Qiu glanced into the rooftop, a man in pajamas, with messy hair, sallow complexion, and heavy eye bags was kneeling in front of the girl.

    Hearing this, her face was very ugly, she muttered for a while and said, "Qianqian, you can't blame me for this, you just say who is to blame for our case?"

    “You have to travel every month for business, at least three or five days, and at most half a month. Have you ever thought about how I lived at home?”

    "I'm a person! I also need someone to accompany me! Other men have girlfriends to accompany me, but my girlfriend is no different. You say it's hard for you to change?"

    Here, the man seems to be a little aggrieved.

    Shen Qiu’s expressions including everyone present were: ? ? ?

    How old are you?

     Zuo Yuan saw that he couldn't let this man stay here any longer, and hurriedly came up and dragged him away.

    But the man refused to go, the more he talked, the more vigorous he became, the more he felt that he was right!

    "Besides, Miaomiao and I are just this time! It's just that I happened to bump into you. I still love you in my heart! You see we are going to get married at the end of the year, so why bother Are you making trouble again?"

    Zuo Yuan and Tang Nian worked together to drag the man to the stairs.

    Not a word was spoken.

    Shen Qiu was stunned.

    To be honest, this was the first time he had seen such a brazen man.

    Looking at Luo Qian's face with a look of forbearance and numbness, it is obviously not the first time I have heard such words.

    The big parrot had half-opened its wings, and was so stunned that he forgot to retract it.

    After a while, he let out a tut, attracting Luo Qian's attention.

    "Girl...Are you a relic?"

    Luo Qianmu looked at him blankly, as if she didn't understand this sentence.

    The big parrot **** its wings, "Otherwise you are the living Bodhisattva of great compassion and compassion."

    The property staff next to her who was trying to dissuade him couldn't help but laugh out loud, and Luo Qian gave him a cool look.

    Luo Qian seemed to be giving up on herself, "Yes, I just don't have the vision! It's a good-hearted man, and this kind of man wants it! But even this is not the reason why he betrayed me!"

    She was crying, the more she thought about it, the more uncomfortable it became.

    The big parrot patted its wings, "Cheating is his problem, why do you find fault with yourself?"

    "Even if you have a bad heart and a bad vision, it's not the reason why he cheated."

    Luo Qian was stunned.

    The big parrot snapped a few tongues, and recalled, "The man has no face, no figure, if he can take care of your family, you have food after get off work, and you take a bath. The clothes are delivered to the hand, and that's okay."

    "But if you can't do this, what's wrong with you kicking him directly?"

    Shen Qiu decided to give her an example.

    "Look, if you jumped down now, let's not talk about how painful and helpless your parents will be, just talk about the most realistic money. Your house will definitely be managed by your cheating boyfriend. Going to go."

    "At that time, your marriage room will directly become the marriage room of the cheating man and your best friend. It would be better if you really died. If you die, your soul will still linger in the world."

    "Then you have to watch the cheating man and the mistress talk to each other, get married and have children in your marriage room..."

    The big parrot shivered, "I don't know if you can accept it, I can't."

    Luo Qian thought about it carefully and found that she couldn't accept it either.

    Shen Qiu observed her face and continued, "Even if you are lucky if you fall, it is inevitable that you will break your arm and break your leg, and if it is more serious, you may even be paralyzed."

    "At that time, you will have to be served by others whether you are eating or defecation, and you will definitely not be able to do your work."

    "If you continue to follow the cheating man, he will trick you into transferring the house to him within two days, and then dump you."

    "At that time, you can only go back to your parents pitifully, but when your parents are old and have no strength to take care of you..."

    The big parrot shook her head sympathetically, as if Luo Qian had reached that point.

    He was full of emotion, not only stunned Luo Qian, but also Zuo Yuan and Tang Nian, who managed to get the cheating man down.

    After a few seconds, a thought appeared in the minds of several people: How miserable.

    A gust of wind blew, Luo Qian looked at the dizzying height below, and then imagined what the parrot said, and her legs suddenly became weak.

    Zuo Yuan noticed this phenomenon at the first time, and hurriedly stepped forward and slowed down his voice, "Girl, so you can come down first, and the others will wait until they come down, okay? You are very dangerous, if I accidentally fell down..."

    Luo Qian was a little scared, and hesitantly looked at the big parrot.

    Seeing the parrot combing her hair neatly, she couldn't help but wipe the lipstick on the corner of her mouth.

    "Then what, what do you say after I go down?"

    Everyone in the audience breathed a sigh of relief, and Zuo Yuan was about to pick up the conversation.

    The big parrot started chatting again.

    "What else can I do! I kicked him when I came down! Let him spit out everything that cost you and ate you! Sweep him out of the house!"

    "This kind of public cucumber, even if it is thrown on the roadside, no one wants it! Since it is garbage, don't be a treasure!"

    The little eyeball of the big parrot turned around and landed on Zuo Yuan.

    "There are thousands of men in the world, isn't this man in front of you a thousand times ten thousand times better than a cheating man?"

    Luo Qian turned her head, met the shocked Zuo Yuan, looked at it carefully and said it was true.

    Then reached out to Zuo Yuan who was even more shocked, "Please help me, uncle police, my legs are weak."

    When she went down, she couldn't help but look back at Shen Qiu, "Are you really a parrot? Why are you so smart and know so much."

    Shen Qiu raised his chest very proudly, "his hands on his hips", "because I am a famous policeman c... bird!"

    Zuo Yuan looked at him blankly and gave himself a new identity with a grin, and the blue veins on his forehead jumped very happily.

    Leave Luo Qian to Tang Nian and take him down, Zuo Yuan aggressively asked Shen Qiu to talk.

    The big parrot spread its wings and flew down from the rooftop. In the exclamation of the crowd, it landed on the treetops below.

     shouted at Zuo Yuan, "I'm a police bird! I'm a police bird! I'm a police bird at the Baima Street Police Station in Nankai District!"

    Left element:…

    Zuo Yuan laughed angrily, pointed to the big parrot, turned and went downstairs.

    Luo Qian, the cheating man and the mistress will all be taken to the police station to take notes.

    "Give it down! See if I won't kill you! Don't think a beast can be dumb with a mouth! Believe it or not I'll make you dumb!"

    The onlookers sighed for a while, pointing at the cheating man with disgust, but he didn't think so.

    I also felt that I was so brave, pointed to Shen Qiu and looked back at Luo Qian, whose face was blushing and blushing.

    "Look Qianqian, this is a beast, what would you do if you listened to a beast? Let's not break up, okay, we've been together since college, I can't lose you."

    Shen Qiu retched.

    "It's disgusting and disgusting. It's rare to see such a big, fat and ugly bed bug on a sunny day. Even the air stinks."

    "Girl, how on earth do you endure sleeping with a big bed bug every day! You humans are really hard to understand!"

    He spread his wings and flew higher, looking reluctant to approach.

    The expressions of everyone at the scene were different, Luo Qian endured and endured, but couldn't help laughing, her eyes were still red and swollen.

    But the expression is very serious.

    "You're right, I don't understand how I endured it before."

    "But fortunately, I won't have to bear it anymore, Lin Qian, let's go, go to the police station, finish the transcript, and then talk about our business."

    Lin Qian panicked.

    "No, baby! Don't listen to a parrot! That's a beast!"

    This person is a beast, and Shen Qiu is very upset when he hears it, he shakes his feathers, "If the nest is a beast, you are not as good as a beast! Not as good as a beast!"

    The angry Lin Qian picked up the stone on the road and threw it at Shen Qiu.

    Shen Qiu ducked, staring with a pair of small eyes.

    "Did you see it, girl! This bug has a domestic violence gene! Are you waiting to be beaten to death when you get married now?"

    "Birds are shot! Birds are shot! Protected animals are shot! Police hurry up to help! Someone is shooting protected animals!"

    He fluttered his wings and howled dryly on the treetops. Zuo Yuan, who was standing in front of the police car door, watched him do thunder and rain, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.

    He looked at Tang Nian, "Are you sure the parrot wasn't lost on our way back?"

    He is clearly not like this at the pet store!

    The parrot is still howling, the sound is sharp and piercing, straight to the eardrum.

    Lin Qian rolled his eyes in anger, looking left and right, obviously he was going to be serious.

    Let Luo Qian get in the car, he stepped forward to stop Lin Qian who was picking up the stick, "Mr. Lin, please get in the car first."

    Lin Qian pointed at the parrot, "But he scolds me! If I want to get this **** back today..."

    "Mr. Lin, this is a purple-blue parrot, the most expensive species of macaw."

    Lin Qian clenched his neck, "What's the matter! Do you look down on me? Don't you think I can't afford such an expensive parrot! Do you police also look down on people like that?!"

    Left element: -_-

    "Mr. Lin... parrots are second-class protected animals in my country, and purple and blue parrots are protected animals at the international level. Before you want to beat him, you may need to check the sentencing for hurting protected animals."

    Lin Qian was stunned, dubiously took out his mobile phone and searched, his face quickly turned green, glared at Shen Qiu viciously, and turned into another police car.

    Shen Qiu snapped his tongue on the tree.

    "Turtle son! Ghosts are obsessed with the sun! If you have the ability, you can make a nest! You are not only hurting and protecting animals, you are also attacking the police!"

    Left element: -_-

    Is this really a parrot? Is it really a bird? Where did you learn the Sichuan dialect?