Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Hisuo first saw Kuroro's round pregnant belly, and only thought that the other party was unfortunate and blessed before he was old.

Comparing Kulolo's young face and the top of his head without being bald, he can carefully examine his skeleton texture...

To be fair, he had never seen a beer belly that was so round, so tight, and so well-proportioned. At first glance, it is very rich and honorable, and it also makes people feel a sense of awe. Should they be called the leader?

But I don’t know if it’s his illusion that I just saw this "beer belly" flick?

Played a bit?

Could it be that Kuroro has practiced the magical skill of shifting internal organs? If this is the case, then it will be much more difficult for him to kill him.

But Sisuo never expected that the truth of the matter was so cruel!

When Kuroro said "I'm pregnant" very frankly, the feeling of numbness and petrification had not disappeared, and the opponent inflicted "six months" critical damage, smashing him out of focus and inwardly tender. .

As a top change department, Hisou has lied more than he has eaten. Therefore, whether Kulolo is telling the truth or lies, he always has a seven-point level of judgment.

And when 7 points become 100%...

Hiso's long and narrow golden eyes suddenly widened, and the usual perverted and evil feeling suddenly turned into a screaming chicken.

He stared straight at Kuroro's belly, his thin lips slightly widened, as if he wanted to say nothing but couldn't say anything.

This makes sense.

Why did Kulolo have some inconvenience in his legs and feet, and his demeanor was particularly serene, and he was not angry even when he discovered that he was not a spider? It turned out that he was pregnant with a child?

Is he actually pregnant with a child? what!

He is pregnant!

A desperado like Kulolo is actually going to have a baby? !

Regardless of the question of how a man can get pregnant, just because Kulolo can achieve successful pregnancy and single reproduction, he has already lost...

No, it's not right.

Why did he have a baby with Kurolobi?

Hiso's thinking gradually collapsed, but he held a trace of reason dangerously: "Kulolo~~" His voice trembled, "I don't believe it~~"

"You have stolen so much ability to think, if some kind of side effect is ‘Looks like pregnant’, then am I being cheated~~"

His thoughts were surging, and poker was flying around him.

"After all, commander you are sometimes the most cunning person!"

Hearing this, Kulolo smiled.

With a malicious smile, he skillfully held his waist with one hand, and straightened his stomach forward: "If you don't believe it, just touch it."

If you don't believe it, just feel it.

Just touch it.

Touch it...

Just like five thunderbolts, it was so perverted, and all words were lost.

But will he really come forward and touch it?

He knew Kulolo just as Kulolo knew him.

Kulolo knows that he is not a person who likes to kill indiscriminately, and has never done anything to pregnant women. And he also knew that Kuroro was an unscrupulous person, even if he was pregnant, Kuroro would definitely do it by using the child to kill.

Hisuo firmly believed that when he put his hand on that belly, Kurolo's weapon would pierce his brain.

It's really annoying~~

It is against his bottom line to start with a pregnant fruit. But just letting Kulolo go, he was not reconciled.

Hisuo simply took a piece of poker with the line of thought, and flew towards Kulolo's forehead "swish". He let go of his power just a few minutes away.

The card suddenly landed on his chubby belly, stagnating.

Abruptly, something soft "arched", not only arched Kulolo's belly to an arc, but also arched his poker.

At the same time, Kuroro frowned slightly, and said helplessly: "Oh, the fetal movement has been a bit severe recently."

The fetal movement has been a bit severe recently.

The fetus moves a lot.

Awesome...

Hisoso:...

This duel, he died thoroughly before it was "decided" ==

With the last trace of reason, he forcedly asked calmly: "Kulolo~~Whose child is your child?"

Kulolo: "Guess."

Hisuo could no longer say "you guess I guess".

Ah, he is dead!

But he hasn't counted all the calculations. "Death" is not the end. There are still people who can spread his ashes.

I saw a dedicated nanny leading a group of aunts rushing to the sun room violently, pushing open the door vigorously, first glanced at Kulolo sympathetically, then rolled countless eyes at Hisuo, and roared like a thunderous force: " Oh! Mr. Luxilu, is he the scumbag?"

Hisoso:? ? ?

Vaguely feel bad.

Kuroro paused, remembering the ranking of the scumbag videos on the blue ocean planet: "He is indeed a scumbag, but..."

For neighbours in the neighborhood, gossip is sometimes enough.

The word "scumbag" directly hit the nanny and aunt's cheers, and they rushed to Hisuo to launch an unprecedented crit attack!

Aunt No. 1 raised the spatula: "Scumbag! I'm not responsible after sleeping. Do you still want to harass Mr. Luxilu now?"

The second trumpet sounded hoarse: "It's so foul! You only wanted your own happiness, but you didn't leave him a way out! Do you know that Mr. Luxilu is pregnant with your child?"

Hisoso:...

The sky thunders! Kuroro is pregnant with his child?

Kuroro opened his mouth and closed it again.

Forget it, don't provoke women at this time. As for Hisuo...hehe, he is not a member of his brigade, he cares about him.

The old nanny who looked after Kurolo burst into tears: "You scumbag! Do you know how hard it is for Mr. Luxilu to become pregnant?"

Kulolo didn’t have time to stop, and the nanny had already spoken quickly: “He can’t eat anything in the early stages of pregnancy. The question is, ‘I want to eat a child’!”

"I asked a lot of doctors, only to find out that this is called depression!"

Hisoso:? ? ?

Kuroro:...

No, he was all about Zaaluka, so he said "want to eat children".

As for depression...

No, it is not depression at all, but after they exhausted all their hardships to find Aluka, they suffered the second curse of the other side, "Many children, more blessings" ==

It really can't be better anymore!

It can't be better anymore!

It wasn't until that moment that the Phantom Brigade truly realized a truth: stay away from Aluka and be happy for you and me. Play and kill, forced to give birth to a string of babies.

Therefore, his face was very bad during that time, and it seemed that he was deemed depressed by the nanny.

He was too lazy to explain, but he didn't expect that now...

The nanny said angrily: "I'm pregnant, but my own man is not by my side. Who can understand this sadness and pain? As the months get older, Mr. Luxilu can't sleep well at night, and he always turns over and over again."

"Six months, what a pain in my back!"

"Do you still have the face to come back to see Mr. Luxilu? Ah!"

Kuroro:...

At this moment, Hisuo deeply felt that the person who really should be depressed was him, not Kulolo.

What is meant by Kulolo being pregnant with his child?

He and Kulolo are innocent, oh no~~Although he has always been very greedy for the leader's body, he is not lowly, so he will taste it over and over in his dream~~

Uh, wait?

[Mr. Luxilu can't sleep well at night, always tossing about. 】

[What a pain in my back! 】

Hisoso:...

It suddenly occurred to him that Kuroro had stolen so many abilities of thought, if there was an ability that capsized in the gutter while using it, would it be the ability to "get into a dream"?

If you can really dream, then...

So, the dreams he had had before, don't really become reality, right?

Hiso almost stiffened his neck and turned his head, staring at Kulolo's stomach in a daze.

In the nanny's scolding, under the aunt's reprimand, in a daze, Hisoso recalled the flag he had set against Yu Xingmei in Izu Hot Tang.

It is impossible for people like us to be good, stable, or have children.

What do you want me to get married and start a business, unless Kuroro has children...

Okay, now Kuroro has a child.

As a result, Kulolo discovered that the clown with the torch head had changed from an arrogant cockfighting to a lingering pickle. He was just like Kurapika who came to the brigade three months ago, shrank in In the corner, fell into autism.

Kuroro:...

As witty as him, he couldn't help thinking about the feasibility of holding up his stomach to beat Yu Xingmi a few times to vent his anger.

Kulolo squinted his eyes and decided to notify the brigade everyone to find Yu Xingmi.

Then, there is no more.

Hisuo saw the knights, Wojin, Finks, Nobunaga with their big bellies... The most terrifying thing was Feitan. I heard that he was pregnant with twins. Because the twins were too big, he waited for Feitan to be seven months pregnant. Have to be produced.

Birth, production?

Hisoso really felt that he was going crazy! Has he ever been perverted for so many years? No! It just happens to be constrained everywhere these days!

What stimulating news is full of ears!

Feitan was only less than a month away from seven months, and Xu was close to the time of labor. His aura was especially strong, and his whole body was prickling out and making fire.

"Hear no, let's take the hunter's exam!" Fei Tan roared, with dark circles under her eyes. Group rules'!"

"Even if Aluga's crow beak is fierce, don't want us to be born!"

Everyone in the brigade responded to the call, and even Kuroro agreed. They seem to be sure to win the next hunter exam, probably they will provoke others everywhere and coax others to attack themselves, right?

Hisoso:...

Oh~~ Speaking of the hunter exam, I suddenly thought of two people~~

It was almost three days, and his body and mind were devastated. As the "teammates" of the ghost killing team, how can Gou Zhu and Qian Zhu stay out?

If you are in trouble~~

Hisoso happily dialed Ilumi's phone: "Xiaoyi~~"

I really want to know Xiaoyi's expression!

Illumi's indifferent voice came from the other side: "Oh, it looks like you are still alive, Hisoso. I'm about to attack the Modo chaebol."

As he said, he removed his finger from the mouse, letting go of the Mordor chaebol stock for the time being.

Ilumi: "Is Kulolo dead?"

Hisoso: "No~~We are all alive and well, and we also spent three wonderful days~~The leader is good with everything, but the waist hurts recently~~"

Ilumi:...

It seems that he has to re-evaluate the integrity of these two guys.

The young master began to rush the guests: "If all you want to say is this, then you can hang up." A pun.

Hisuo: "No, Xiaoyi~~ I am very serious about sending you a big news~~ I just don’t know if Xiaoyi will be scared after hearing it!"

Ilumi read with a stick: "I am a professionally trained killer. Nothing can scare me."

Hisoso: "Oh, Kuroro is pregnant~~"

Silence, silence is to beat the enemy tonight. Don't fall in love in silence, just pervert in silence.

Ilumi took a breath: "Are you sure? Kuroro is a real man."

Hisuo: "You deserve to be Xiao Yi~~ I'm not too surprised to hear this kind of news~~ Yes, I'm sure that Kulolo is a man, and I'm sure that he is pregnant."

Facts have proved that even if they are abnormal, the signals between them cannot be connected.

Just when Hisoso thought Ilumi had nothing to say, Ilumi uttered the scariest words in the calmest tone: "How did he do it?"

The young master repeated: "How did he get pregnant?"

Hisoso:...

For some reason, I always feel that Xiao Yi's tone is a bit solemn and... urgent?

"Well, if you don't want to answer, please tell Kuroro for me." Ilumi continued, "Beat the enemy guest can provide him with various professional pregnancy measures, as long as he is willing to beat the enemy guest, Whether it’s raising a fetus or giving birth, I can do it without charge."

Hisoso: No? Charge?

Ilumi: "I need to know how he got pregnant, whether he is unique, or this special system is malleable."

Hisoso: "...what does Xiao Yi want to do malleability?"

Ilumi: "I want to try too."

Hisoso:...

At present, I just want to throw away the withered machine.

The pregnant husband has made him unbearable; dog words especially make him unbearable. What else can he say? He began to understand the reason for his precarious position among the three perversions.

Pregnant, pregnant!

If you don't autistic during pregnancy, you will be extinguished during pregnancy.

Ilumi: "By the way, who is the child's immediate family member?"

Hisoso: "It's said to be me~~"

Ilumi:...

Although I don't know how the two men did it, I just want to throw away the withered machine.

The eldest master asked very seriously: "Hisuo, did I, who told you a few words, have become dirty?"

Guard against Hisoso as if you were dealing with the source of a virus.

Hisoso:...

Well, he is really going to hang up.

The author has something to say: PS: Hiso: I lost to two men in perversion for the first time. One of them wasted the nun and the other was the youth. I still remember their names. The former is called'Ijini ', the latter is called'Kuzhev'. I, Hisuo, a pervert with integrity and kindness, meets people with injustice.