Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

The written test site of the 288th Hunter Test was conducted under the supervision of hundreds of drones.

They are equipped with the core camera system of the withered machine, transferred to the special satellite of the Hunter Association, and then shared the live content of the hunter test on the Internet for the first time in hundreds of years through the official account of the Blue Ocean Planet Video Network.

In the current situation with a dead machine in hand, the Hunters Association has only spent ten minutes before and after the live broadcast to reach the achievement of over 100 million people online.

If it weren’t for the excellent black technology of Blue Ocean Planet, I’m afraid the live broadcast at this moment would have long been stuck in a PPT.

But under the blessing of the withered chip and the operation of the Hunter Association satellite, the live broadcast is not only not stuck, but also silky as Dove chocolate, and high-definition like the Hubble Telescope.

Through the close-up and distant view of drone aerial photography, online netizens are deeply aware of the difficulty of the hunter test and the extreme rigor of the test.

The three examination papers have six sides, pros and cons. Large and small questions are intertwined, involving all aspects of humanities, sciences and chemistry.

The test questions are difficult, but they are not easy. Except for physics and chemistry, which can give the only answer, the scoring standards for the rest of the test questions seem to be difficult to define.

But even if it is difficult to define the scoring criteria, some people’s answers are hard to answer in one word, and they are definitely the ones to be eliminated.

For example, this big muscular man with yellow hair holds a slender pen in his big hand, staring at the test paper dreamily, coldly sweating: "What, what should I do?"

"What is this character? Who can tell me, what is this character?"

The pen drew a crooked line on the test paper. It was obvious that his mentality was out of balance.

In the live broadcast room, the barrage of netizens instantly filled the entire big screen.

[Baby I love you]: "I am the only one who thinks that pen is so pitiful? It is held in his hand by this big brother, like a fragile toothpick."

The comments below immediately crooked the floor, and one after another said "+1", the signature pen was so pitiful, it couldn't bear the heavy pressure of the macho.

[Dried this bowl of dog food]: "Your door upstairs stimulated my desire for creativity! Muscular illiterate man X full belly ink slender man, perfect get!"

The comments immediately turned crooked, and they said, "This talent, I have a friend who said she really wants to see it", "What a coincidence, I also have a friend like this"...

Netizens don't seem to care about what the test questions are and how they are tested. After all, their focus has always been a strange angle.

A netizen asked: "Why do you have to take the test?"

The netizen replied: "Horse away evil spirits."

A netizen asked: "Why should the examiner be arranged so beautifully?"

The netizen replied: "The test paper is already cruel. If the examiner becomes more cruel, no one will sign up for the Hunter test next year."

A netizen asked: "Eh? Have you noticed that the beautiful young man sitting in that corner is a bit familiar? The camera turned around, yes! Just him, the one in the black coat!"

The drone flew up to Kulolo, as if to check whether he had brought a cheat sheet, and scanned him all over.

I have to say that Kulolo's handsome face can really hit him.

The unbeautiful face can hold up a 1080P Blu-ray image quality non-beauty lens, whether it is front or side shots, it is gentle and peaceful, and it can completely beat the popularity.

Especially when he was holding the pen and writing slowly, under the blessing of the "serious" halo, Kulolo killed a crowd of onlookers, regardless of gender.

Outside the screen, there was the sound of drooling.

Facts have proved that netizens are generally the most loyal Yangou after removing moral filters.

No, it's because the Internet has a memory. Kurolo is overwhelmed by the emoji of the Hulk Mua, and it can't stand the heart of netizens.

[The only one under the umbrella]: "Oh, isn't this one of the five male pigs in the'Kiwi' video series?"

The male pigs in the kiwi video series include: coquettish **** (Hisuo), Shengshi Bailian (Kulolo), women's rookie (knight), set collapse (Pariston), and ugly to low-key (Ji Tara Ku).

The male pigs in this series are all the pastimes of the majority of netizens, with overwhelming expression packs. It is difficult for netizens who have been immersed in the Internet for a long time to recognize them.

However, scum is one thing, and Yan is another.

[First Yan Gou]: "Everyone, although Brother Bai Lian is a scumbag, I think I can do it again."

[Sleep all over the male god]: "Brother Bai Lian, this face is really good, one nun in one night, no more."

[Remove the seal]: "This face is only worth a nun, and Bai Lian is too buried upstairs! Let go of him and let me come, 0.5 nun can't be more!"

The topic twisted the floor for minutes, until the drone's angle of view was down, down, and down along Kulolo’s handsome face, and across the round belly, the barrage in the live broadcast room seemed to be emptied. , There was a moment of dead silence.

The netizens may have been struck by a certain spiritual level and walked particularly peacefully.

After about ten seconds, the Danmu Mountain in the live broadcast room burst into a tsunami!

To tell the truth, Kulolo deserves to be Kulolo, even if he is a robber, a scumbag, and a heinous sinner, he can't help himself with the fate of "bring your own traffic and headlines".

Even if it was "favoring", the discussion of the entry was all of a sudden on the popular homepage.

[First Yangou]: "I'm not mistaken, am I? Ah! Tell me, I'm blind, right, what's the matter with that belly? My **** is so big!"

[Sleep all over the male god]: "It's terrible! Brother Bailian has entered the ranks of menopause and blessing?"

[Remove the seal]: "Then the question is, why is he not bald?"

Netizens:...

They looked carefully at Kuroro's dense black hair, and couldn't help falling into a long silence.

"Perhaps, is that a wig?"

The netizens were immediately happy.

When the drone flew to the knight, netizens were still discussing Kulolo's belly. And from the outline size and roundness of the screenshots, we can speculate on the possibility of the success of Bailian's weight loss.

[First Yangou]: "I find it difficult, too difficult!"

[Sleep all over the male god]: "The fat wall is so thick, even if the weight loss is successful, the skin will collapse. It seems that Bai Lian's only advantage-appearance, has also been ruined!"

[My daughter is so cute]: "...Well, the married mother has something to say. I alone think, does his belly look like a pregnant belly?"

The comment area was suddenly silent.

[My daughter is so cute] I have put up a lot of pregnant belly photos for a group of netizens to refer to: "My job is an obstetrician and gynecologist, and I often look at various pregnant belly. I also gave birth this year. I have experienced my pregnancy firsthand. ."

"I swear by the vision I have worked for five years, Bai Lian's belly is like a six-month-old pregnant belly!"

Unfortunately, the truth is often in the hands of a few people.

This deep digging and analysis by netizens did not attract anyone's understanding, and even the barrage was full of "hahaha" joy.

Laughing, how can a man get pregnant? How could it be possible to get pregnant?

As a result, "Bailian brother's belly is as big as pregnant" was posted on the hot search again, but there were all haha ​​strangers underneath. Netizens believe that Kurolo's beer belly is extremely unique, so tall and round, it is really rare in the world.

Then, there is no more...Because slaps are always caught off guard ==

The cause of the incident was that another drone captured the handsome face of the "ladies rookie" knight. Like Kulolo, just looking at the face, the knight's "carrying ability" is also among the top traffic.

Just as netizens made the "I can" voice one after another, the drone's field of vision dropped and fell on the belly of the knight, which is basically the same as Kuroro.

Oh, God, that round shape! That upright and sturdy face of wealth, like a waisted beer belly!

In an instant, all the voices in the live broadcast room were lost.

A beer belly can be said to be "blessing", two beer belly of the same type, are they "blessing" together?

But even if they send out blessings together, they won't be blessed to the point where they look very similar in appearance, right?

The most important thing is that the faces of Bailian and Ladies are still sharp and handsome, and their arms are still muscular, which is very masculine.

Looking at the body really doesn't look like a blessed person, on the contrary, it's more like a pregnant person... Uh? !

At this moment, the drone photographed a whole row of "fascinated" men according to the seat number. Among them, Feitan, a 155-height "delicate young boy", has a particularly huge belly.

If someone is pregnant in June, then he is pregnant for nine months.

Nine months of pregnancy!

His limbs became more and more slender, and his belly became taller and straighter.

Seeing this, the three views of netizens have been shaky. And after I accidentally photographed Kuroro's small actions in the live broadcast room, it was so explosive that I couldn't find Bei——

Kurolo seemed to be tired from answering the questions, he instinctively straightened his stomach, and consciously beat his waist with his hands.

Netizens: =口=!

No, this movement, this proficiency, this basic skill... Isn't this the most common pregnant mother's movement?

Brother Bailian, what are you doing? Brother Bai Lian!

How can you make this kind of action, it makes us more and more suspicious that you are...

At this time, Fei Tan was heartbroken, ready to make a fuss in the examination room to provoke Mao Yu Xingmi, and then use Yu Xingmi's hand to get rid of these two evil obstacles. He turned sideways and stood up abruptly, picked up the poorly written test paper, and suddenly tore it in half.

After the test paper was divided into two, Fei Tan smiled coldly and provocatively said: "A mess! This can also be called a hunter test!"

"Come on! Fight with me!"

After the roar, the tall belly trembled visibly with naked eyes, and Fei Tan's face turned pale.

Yu Xingmi:...

Ilumi:...

"Hmm!" Feitan cried out in pain, and instinctively hugged his belly, "Damn it!"

There is no small group in the world that is more united than the Mirage Brigade. Seeing the difficulties of the companions, they support from all directions.

Therefore, amidst the anxious "Feitan" shouts, one after another rounded belly stood up! They stand up!

The screen is quite brutal and terrifying, almost scorching the eyes on the inside and outside of the screen.

Candidates: Damn, what is this?

Netizens: No—my eyes! Oh leak!

Doctors: = dish =!

Yu Xing lost his anger to Dantian, with a thunderous voice: "Preparation for the emergency class, here is a pregnant woman who has had a fetal gas! Hurry up and send to the off-site emergency room for treatment!"

Damn chicken, spider! Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous.

If you want to ruin my exam, I will ruin your reputation!

No, wait.

Do the spiders of the world's most wanted A-level robber group really have a "famous" at all?

Yu Xingmi:...

Emma, ​​blood loss! This wave is not profitable!

She became even more angry.

Immediately rolled up his sleeves three times to help the medical staff turn the flying tank, tied him to a stretcher, and then took the paper he had torn off to block his mouth, and finally rushed him to the emergency shed with the doctor .

As everyone knows, the candidates in the entire examination room were blown to pieces, and the audience in the live broadcast room was blown to pieces.

What's amazing is that the twelve remotely monitored branches saw this situation and immediately shot the case and exclaimed.

Absolutely, it's so unbelievable!

I thought it was just an unqualified written test, but I didn't expect that the traps at every step were interlocking.

Starting with an open notification to eliminate the suspicious people, going to the barbecue shop to sign up to test their personal qualities, and then to the examination room to test the cultural knowledge of the people, and finally come to the plot of "a man can get pregnant" to observe the psychological endurance of the candidates.

The classic trap link in the textbook version! It can be included in the historical annals of previous hunter tests!

It's amazing.

Really...it's amazing...

The twelve slumped on the seat and were in shock for a long time, unable to extricate themselves: "We lost."

"It deserves to be the strongest in the Dark Continent."

"It turns out that our human continent lost even the ‘head’ to the Dark Continent?"

"It seems that President Nitro's choice is right, and Yu Xingmi is indeed qualified to serve as the president of the Hunter Association. Her handling skills and vision are ahead of us."

[Illumi: No, you guys think too much, Xingmi just wants to popularize exam-oriented education ==]

During the three observations of the earthquake inside and outside the live broadcast room, only the remaining invigilator Ilumi looked calm and held the loudspeaker to stabilize the overall situation: "Please focus on the exam and don't be distracted."

Candidates: How can you not be distracted! The "pregnant woman" who was just sent away is a man, right? what! Is it a man?

Ilumi said calmly: "It's just a pregnant woman, don't be too strange. Maybe in the near future, you will see it often."

Candidates:...

This exam really can't go on==

They were wrong, really.

They only knew that the hunter test was difficult, but they didn't expect the hunter test to be so difficult. Do you have to suffer not only physical blows, but also mental blows?

They began to understand why there were only one or two reasons why the hunters had passed the exam.

It is not easy to survive such an exam that has severely damaged the body and mind of normal people. QAQ!

An examinee uttered his soul: "Pregnant husband, will you see it often in the future?"

no, do not want!

Don't come here--

Ilumi read with a stick: "Yes, in fact, as long as you turn your heads now, you can see several pregnant women in black robes by the examination room."

"With the current level of technological development, it is not surprising that a man can conceive and have children in the future."

He was about to explain emphatically what a "pregnancy stone" was, and when he was about to say that after infertility, please pay attention to the advertisement of beating the enemy public hospital——

Abruptly, a scream erupted from the examination room.

"classmate!"

"What's wrong with you classmate? Cheer up!"

"Cheer up! Your exam paper is not finished yet, don't faint!" Someone pinched a man, "Medical class, first aid class, come on! Come on!"