Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

The reason why Mi Ji was able to grow from a fat orange to a beautiful short, this matter started with a simple self-introduction made by his elder brother Ilumi...

[Please briefly introduce yourself. 】

[18 cm. 】

Simple enough, self enough, and specific enough.

Ilumi used concise and clear data to reflect his own capital, making his image instantly stand out among the majority of male compatriots. Positive strength, side flirting, green body indicators, but also yellow jokes, it can be said that the dog talk is played to the extreme.

Mi Ji subconsciously felt that the big brother pill.

As he expected, Ilumi succeeded in attracting Yu Xingmi's attention and at the same time attracted all her firepower. It is a foregone conclusion to beat the enemy guest and return home.

It doesn't matter if the eldest brother is embarrassed, his face is not a face at all, it is a concrete floor with a thickness of 18 centimeters, and there is absolutely no problem in rolling over. But what is terrible is that he wants a face! He is thin-skinned!

As the smartest cat to beat the enemy, even if Mi Ji's combat level is not strong, the results of years of training to beat the enemy are still there.

How can a star's rough concealment method be concealed from Mi Ji's eyes? !

Almost as long as he pays more attention, Mi Ji, who has been stalking the Internet, recognizes the cross-dressing of Quelia and Camilla.

Coincidentally, Camilla, who was the C-bit of the popular idol Tiantuan at the time, was the idol he had just become a fan of.

After all, Mi Ji is an authentic dead house.

Compared with the beauty of the country, the beauty of the sky and the radiant beauty, she is more inclined to choose the sweet girl who is soft and easy to tear down. And the appearance of Camilla satisfies all his illusions about the cute heroine of the second element.

It is a pity that the first meeting with the idol ended in her tightly hugging Yu Xingmi's waist and his tightly pulling Ilumi's legs.

Mi Ji, who has played countless love strategy games, knows that the scene is embarrassing, and he is obese so far, the idol’s favorability towards their brothers must be negative ==

The world is not worth it!

Before his goddess strategy started, he walked towards BE in the "18 centimeters" of his eldest brother.

Really, there was such a bad elder brother after reincarnation, Mi Ji once wondered if he had made any mistakes in his previous life.

No, no!

With Big Brother's EQ, the future is bound to be an orphan.

The third brother, Qi Ya, was born with a natural rebellion, and would never obey the arrangement of the family to obediently go on a blind date. 80% of them are in free love.

The fourth brother Aluka firmly believes that she is a girl. It's not bad if she doesn't get a foundation when she grows up. Still getting married? What a joke!

As for the fifth brother, Curt...

This guy’s face is not a girl, which is the biggest waste of appearance. If he finds someone in the future, will his girlfriend really feel inferior to the point of breaking up?

To sum up, it seems that the fire that can continue the blood and hope for beating the enemy is only his Mi Ji!

Think of the aggressive female bandits on Meteor Street, the extremely ruthless deaconess who beats the enemy off, and the arrogant family ladies, the arrogant royal nobles...

Grass! Could it be that Miji, the smartest cat who beats the enemy, should be arranged as a virgin in such an inexplicable manner?

No, no!

He must make plans early and book a girlfriend who can get married while Jiju's mother's eyes are still focused on Ilumi.

For this reason, Mi Ji shut herself in her room and used the convenience of the Internet to search for her favorite girls. After going round and round under the big waves, he finally chose Camilla instinctively.

At that time, Mi Ji scratched his head: "It's over, I really lost to her..."

This is the rhythm to be planted in the pit.

Each operating system is a real action sect, and doing it when they think about it has almost become their creed.

Mi Ji did something that all girls hated. He picked out all of Camilla's social accounts, and like a fool, he clicked all of them to follow him.

After that, he infiltrated Camilla's life a little bit...

Disguise yourself as the man whom the other party admires most-knowledgeable and emotionally intelligent, able to comfort her when she is troubled and hurt.

Mi Ji: I am good at this!

Package yourself as the man whom the other party admires most-a calm, reliable personality, a sense of family responsibility and loyalty to marriage.

Mi Ji: This is a compulsory course for beating enemies! I'm sure to win!

Refit yourself into the man who is most tempted by the other party-handsome and tall, with smooth muscles and long legs, suit and leather shoes.

Mi Ji:...

Touching his stomach, Mi Ji couldn't help falling into a long contemplation.

For a woman, does he really have to give up the image of a fat man who has used it for several years? For a woman, does he really have to lose the fat of these few captive-bred feelings?

For a woman, what if he loses weight and is dragged by Chijoo's mother to wear women's clothing?

A woman, just a woman, is it worth his effort?

With billions of people in the world, he finally matched one of them. Why did he lose money?

Give up this one, let the family match yourself with a lord that you don't like, and live a lifetime. Is it just a profit?

Can be pulled down!

Mi Ji, who had figured it out in minutes, directly turned into a "shenyi" and entered the purgatory mode of losing weight for love.

After one month of positive, two months of low ebb, three months of exhaustion... After more than half a year of exhaustion, Mi Ji got the goddess' approval——

[From Sugar Heart is the sweetest: Mr. Corgi, are you free on Saturday? Let's meet each other! 】

Mi Ji burst into flames instantly!

Don't ask him why he called "Corgi", nonsense, you don't even want to be the dog of your beloved woman, are you still trying to get a girl?

A corgi, extremely cute, close the distance, a weapon for picking up girls!

But Mi Ji never expected that on the eve of Mianji this Saturday, he would be caught and beaten by his elder brother Ilumi on the training ground, and punched his face to his face. This would make it impossible for people to live? !

what! People clerk!

Mi Ji tried desperately to protect his face and shouted, "Big brother, why are you crazy? Why do you have to slap me in the face?"

Ilumi is high-sounding: "I suspect that you have had a plastic surgery. It's just a personal test."

Mi Ji:...

Between the sparks and sparks, he seemed to recall something.

This, this is--

what! The mellow aroma of old vinegar in the air is not the favorite sauce of Xiaolongbao? No matter how white and harmless the appearance is, it cannot conceal the fact that it is tumbling in the old vinegar.

Damn, why his eyes are wet again!

His elder brother Ilumi has successfully evolved into a dirty beloved dog, and he has not yet found the other half to show his love. In order to keep all the plans under control, Mi Ji straightforwardly went straight to the point.

"You hit me like this, how can I go on a date with the goddess tomorrow?" Mi Ji roared so loudly to save his life, "I already have a woman I like!"

Ilumi paused: "Well, Mi Ji. But no next time."

He meant something.

Mi Ji:...

Damn control freak, abnormal, boring, vinegar!

Compared to the eyebrow lawsuit between two adult beating enemies, middle-aged and elderly beating enemies are obviously happy to see the result.

Kijoo was crying too hard to herself: "I am worthy of being Mom's Irumi, worthy of being Mommy's Mi Ji!"

"It's great, Anada!" Tears flowed down. "The two sons who are the least likely to marry a daughter-in-law in the family have daughter-in-law! I can rest in peace!"

Sheba: "I can rest in peace, too."

Yu Xingmi twitched the corners of his mouth and couldn't help it: "Um, sorry, it's ‘An Xin’ not a ‘rest’."

Chijo X Sheba:...

I'm sorry, they have been killers for decades, and they have always felt that "rest in peace" means a stable mood, and "rest in peace" means taking out the heart and putting it on again.

However, this is the "correction" of the daughter-in-law.

Ilumi has taken ninety-nine steps. Could their parents still let him lose in the last step?

Ji Qiu burst into tears: "As expected of a child from the Dark Continent, the level is too high! I can feel relieved by entrusting the eldest son to you."

Sheba: "You can teach Ilumi how to speak."

Yu Xingmi:...

Goodbye manually.

The old house that beat the enemy guest hasn't been so lively for a long time, and the depths of the Withered Slaughter Mountain seem to be infused with human vitality and vitality. Although the candlelight does not illuminate every corner, it has at least illuminated the restaurant.

Moments before dinner, Qiya, Xiaojie, and Aluka, who were late, were taken into the restaurant.

Xu Shi didn't adapt to such a bright environment and warm atmosphere, Qi Ya stared at the people at the table in a daze, slightly fascinated.

The long high-end dining table is covered with a soft white tablecloth. The golden candles were put on the long table one by one, and the soft halo warmed everything cold.

The sumptuous food was piled up on the dining table. Just by smelling the taste, it was clear that the beating enemies rarely did not add “ingredients” to the food.

He saw Yu Xingmi waving at him, just like an ordinary family he had hoped for countless times, and smiled at him and said: "Come! Sit down and eat together, just waiting for you!"

Xiaojie excitedly took the lead. Seeing him sitting on Yu Xingmi's left hand, Ilumi calmly said, "Xingmi, can I change positions with you?"

"My position is closer to the soup, the plate of chicken legs, and the meat of beast."

Yu Xingmi was shocked.

For the first time, she saw the awakening of emotional intelligence and tender and considerate care from Ilumi.

Change, you must change! Change in minutes!

So Ilumi sat between Yu Xingmi and Xiaojie. Seeing that Qi Ya was about to settle on Yu Xingmi’s right hand, he calmly said to Xiaojie: "Jin R & F is currently beating the enemy guest in the underground laboratory. ."

Xiaojie:...

Ilumi: "You don't need to eat rice. If you don't see people, you might just leave."

"I will let the deacon show you the way."

Xiaojie regained his senses, and quickly jumped off his seat: "I, I suddenly remembered that I didn't wash my hands, sorry!"

The obvious, clumsy lie.

Qi Ya's cat's eyes rolled: "I didn't wash my hands either."

Instinctively followed the beating off the enemy and ran away.

In the darkness, a deacon disappeared and became a guide.

Ilumi was at ease.

Well, Xiaojie is not Xing Mi's biological younger brother, his level of picking up girls is still so high, and he is particularly affectionate, and the threat value is 100%. At present, he has lost the KO.

Qi Ya is his own younger brother, is a scumbag who knows no love, and often lies. But Xingya once said that "it doesn't matter if it's five years old". The threat value reaches 90% and must be killed.

The current situation is exactly what he wants.

At this time, Aluka took the seat on the right of Yu Xingmi, and said affectionately next to her: "Sister Xingmi, I want to eat that chicken leg."

Yu Xingmi gently picked up vegetables for him.

Ilumi:...

Aluka is his own younger brother, and Naniga is considered his younger sister. It's just that their household registration is in the dark continent, and their ability to read is particularly tricky. In the case of Yu Xingmi's preference for children, it is not a good strategy to go head-on.

What's more, Xingmi didn't know that he would become a cat, but Aluka knew that if he leaked before he had time to confess, then the wife who reached the mouth would fly away.

The eldest master thought carefully and said to Aluka: "In your second brother Mi Ji's room, there are many cute limited-edition tutu skirts and dolls."

Aluga's eyes brightened!

Oh my god, do you want elementary school students to enter their own hand-run houses?

Can not! This is the pain that life cannot bear!

Miji: =口=

Brother, the hatred of the figure is not shared, I will fight with you!

A family of brothers, who doesn’t know who’s old. Since the eldest brother's hair is fluttering, he let him down to earth.

Mi Ji has grown up, and his battle damage is very serious: "Sister-in-law, in fact, my eldest brother liked you a long, long time ago, but I never told you."

Yu Xingmi: "Huh?"

This is correct, so Ilumi didn't stop it.

Mi Ji: "He stores the underwear you gave him like a pervert."

Ilumi:...

Yu Xingmi:...

Yu Xingmi actually knew about this.

For the first time she stayed in to beat an enemy guest, the room that Chijo arranged for her was Ilumi's bedroom. Under curiosity, she...turned through his closet.

Unfortunately, Ilumi didn't know...

The eldest master took a deep breath. He never expected Mi Ji to be so cruel, but looking at the expressions of his parents, he seemed to think that this was a very romantic thing==

Ilumi is anxious to be born with wisdom: "Xingya, I can explain this matter—"

"It was the first time I received a gift from a girl. Although the format is very inappropriate and the shape of the gift is misunderstood, I still cherish it."

"So, I framed it."

Full answer!

Mi Ji:...Fuck, this brother is fake!

Mi Ji: "Brother also mounted his underwear."

Ilumi: "If you mount yours, you will naturally mount mine. Xingmi, is this very memorable? It's like a good memory between a couple."

Full answer!

Mi Ji: ...I lost it ==

Yu Xingmi:...

Just when she was about to say something, she suddenly heard Xiaojie's cry: "Sister Xingmi, help me stop my dad! He is leaving me and running!"

The author has something to say: PS: Jin: When did my son learn the summoning technique?

Yu Xingmi: A scumbag, he actually abandoned his son!

Jin: Oh grass, I'm going to be in the headlines?