Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Fei Tan thought about it carefully, and felt that Kuroro made a special point.

In his eyes, all people who have moral values ​​and are willing to be bound by the law are stupid. Even if the Hulk’s strength is overwhelming, as long as she has a conscience, she will never beat her child when she intercedes. The biological father.

Just like Jay Flix in the video, he hugged his thighs well and escaped from being beaten.

If the brigade encounters the Hulk and accidentally conflicts with her, children can use it as a tool. Maybe they can fight back one or two.

The outlook is extremely good, and the close-up is still terrible.

Feitan thought of feeding the children, changing their diapers, hugging them to fall asleep, this kind of ass... yes, yes, he really wanted to strangle them!

"So, do you need to bring them by your side to raise them?" Feitan tightly held the bedding. "Just like March said, feed them, change diapers, hug and sleep, and teach them to speak, walk, literate, fight, and even take time. Protect these two weak bugs?"

"Do I look idle?"

Feitan's soul questioning resonated with Wo Jin, and Wo Jin said loudly: "Head! I would rather fight with Yupi from the security team than bring children!"

Nobunaga echoed: "Captain! As long as I think that my saber can no longer kill the enemy, but instead cut vegetables on the chopping board, it hurts my heart! For the samurai, the sword is my half!"

"Do you want to watch me become a cook?"

Finks agreed: "Whenever I think of children wanting to grab my Pharaoh's armor to play, I want to punch them to death."

However, due to the loudness of a group of reinforcements, the twins in the cradle bed groaned twice and cried "Wow".

Suddenly, the whole ward was extremely stiff.

Their necks made "click, click" sounds, and twisted a little bit to the place where the cry came from, thinking of the baby's roaring day and night, a group of eight-foot big guys were dumbfounded quail.

Before long, one "wow" became two "wow", the short wow became a prolonged wow, and the soft wow evolved into a loud wow.

The brigade who heard the sound of "wow" said it was like carrying two anti-aircraft sirens with them ==

Five seconds later, Parker reacted violently, holding the children one by one and coaxing them.

Xiaodi pushed his glasses, looked at the men indifferently, and uttered a soul flogging in the voice of Sanwu: "It's all your fault. The sound is too loud and noisy to the children."

The status of all men in the brigade is "-1".

"Although you are all my seniors in the brigade, in the work of taking care of the children, please recognize that you are useless, and don't trouble us anymore, okay?"

The status of all men in the brigade is "-2".

Xiaodi mumbled: "Really, in order to feed a child from the brigade, I have to do housekeeping to make extra money."

The status of all men in the brigade is "-3".

Parker sighed: "Little Di, even if it's the truth, don't say a few words." Zha Xin +999.

Markey nodded: "After all, the men in the brigade don't care about their births. It's so convenient to be a father without having to pass an exam." Zha Xin +10086.

The status of the men in the brigade became negative.

They really discovered that when these children were born, in the eyes of Mackey, Pike and Xiaodi, they seemed to be the bottom-most creatures of the food chain?

Uh, illusion right?

The knight touched his nose and tried his best to save the image of the brigade's "vicious" image: "Fei Tan, even if it is troublesome to raise children, with our character, they will never become our weakness."

"On the contrary, it will become a weakness for outsiders."

"Like the teenage killers trained by beating enemies, who would defend a child?"

The knight smiled and said, "Whether it is Meteor Street or the outside world, since Yu Xingmi, we have been completely messed up. Compared to now, we yearn for a life where we can kill people wantonly, don't we?"

"She is a cause of change to us, even to the whole world." The more the knight said, the darker he smiled, "Really, why do the creatures of the dark continent come to the human continent to join in the fun."

"Obviously, he is a devil who has climbed up from the darkest abyss, but he has to pretend to be harmless than anyone, and he is yearning for an ordinary life."

"Does it mean that it is not fun to reject murder, or that the color of blood is not beautiful enough?"

The knight rubbed his stomach: "The purpose of raising a child is to artificially achieve a variable."

"According to the team leader's speculation, these children seem to have the genes of the Dark Continent. Then, are the creatures of the Dark Continent, are they likely to hurt each other?"

"The purpose of raising them is to raise the slightest possibility. She will never fortify children, will she?"

"At least we do it, it's better than lying down and admitting our fate."

Kurolo nodded: "She can't kill, this is her biggest weakness."

"As long as she doesn't take our lives, we have a chance to comeback. Even if the ending is a failure, we can still live."

The inherent resilience of the people on Meteor Street is "to be alive." As long as you can live, you will never choose to die. And the ending is alive, they are not afraid of the difficulty of the process at all.

In the eyes of the brigade, this is a kind of "the great fearlessness of the strong"; in the eyes of ordinary people, this is called "the limit of Tiehanhan to death" ==

In the cyclic brainwashing of knights and Kuroro, the Phantom Brigade made the decision to regret a lifetime-raising children, raising children, raising fat, raising well, and open minds!

As for the high cost of raising children...

Kuroro designated a quota: "Combining the ideas of the brigade and the Kuluta tribe, the aptitude of this group of children will not be bad. After they are born, they will be sent to Xisuo for a lap, and he will voluntarily pay out his pockets to help us raise the children."

Anyway, it's not his teammate anymore, Hisuo is taken advantage of, ha ha.

The brigade group couldn't help sinking into contemplation.

Upon learning that Hisuo had retired from the group and stated that he had never been a member of the spiders, the spiders had only one sentence in their minds: wait for this belly to fall and kill him! Damn it! If you can't do it, do it!

But when he learned that Hesso could pay to raise children, there was only one thought left in the minds of the spiders: Hesso ≈ unlimited milk powder + unlimited diapers + elite nanny + people's servant.

Well, you can't **** him.

March X Parker X Xiaodi:...

In this situation, I don't know why they thought of a sentence: a silly pregnancy for three years.

The words of the knight sounded cold-blooded, and the commander's plan seemed very reliable, but they always felt that something was wrong. Did they ignore something?

Aluka in the distance: "Ahee--"

Qi Ya stretched out his hand and touched his forehead: "What, are you sick?"

Aluga rubbed his nose: "No, maybe Kurapika is thinking about me, right?"

He raised his head and looked at the starry sky of Withered Slaughter Mountain: "The light of the stars is getting cleaner and brighter every day!"

Qi Ya swayed his legs and raised his head synchronously. Knowing the magic of Alukianen’s ability, he asked, "Did something happen?"

"Purification." Aluka smiled, "This world is being purified."

Mi Ji's date was very successful, and Yi Lumi's companionship was a failure.

Rao is Jiqiu's hard work to make all kinds of excuses for "guest rooms under repair" to let Ilumi and Yu Xingmi live together, and he can't hold back the "love strategy game" they played in the room all night. .

As a result, both of them hit the BE line.

Yu Xingmi: "Uh, I can't play HE. After all, I am not bent, but as a man, how can you not play HE?"

You can attack me, how can you attack a group of paper people?

Ilumi: "But, if I attack them, wouldn't it be mental derailment? Xing Mi, beating an enemy is the most dedicated man. Even if it is a paper man, I won't take a second look."

Yu Xingmi: …overcorrected, duck doesn’t have to ==

Ilumi: "It's true. Our ancestor Dishig beat the enemy off because he was so dedicated that his partner would not want to live alone after his death."

"Otherwise, no one could kill him in that era."

Yu Xingmi was very moved when he heard it, and said with emotion, "A person who is infatuated, his partner must also love him very much."

Ilumi shook his head: "No."

"Huh?" With a dumbfounded look.

Ilumi stated plainly: "The nature of beating an enemy and guest is to plunder, Xingmi. The woman Di Sigg looks after is just an ordinary person, and she is powerless to resist the fate of being possessed by the strong."

"Just like the evil dragon in the fairy tale took away the princess, Di Sigg took her away, imprisoned her, and killed all the warriors who wanted to save her."

Yu Xingmi: ...If you can love each other, then there will be a ghost!

Ilumi: "But he didn't expect that the woman would use her own life to punish him." He tilted his head and the cat's eyes were hollow. "But every attacker is stubborn." Also extremely selfish.

"Even if it is death, there is no way to separate them."

Ilumi gave a smile full of black mud: "Dishig followed her to death, no matter **** or heaven."

"Of course, even if Di Sigg is in **** and the other party is in heaven, he will surely break through **** and run to heaven in order to beat the enemy and guest."

If Xingmi were not too strong, he would definitely make the same choice as Di Xige.

It's just that he will never let her die. He will inevitably use the needle to hint to her: We love each other sincerely, and you will love me forever.

However, all the dark aspects of beating an enemy guest are in front of absolute force...Forget it, don't mention it.

末了，大少爷还是感慨了一句：“我曾经不理解狄希格的做法，但我现在明白了，这是揍敌客一族最凄美的爱情故事。”

死情缘=揍敌客式凄美爱情故事。

Yu Xingmi: ...you can pull your neck down! This is the scariest ghost story, OK? !

She really found out that the beating of enemies and the people really needed to be rectified up and down, and they needed to be cleaned up inside and out.

The concept of this killer family cannot be reversed within a few generations, but she chose to beat the enemy off, and will do her best to correct a little bit of error.

It's just that she didn't expect that Ilumi's plan, one after another, was already ready.

"I have arranged it, Xingmi." Ilumi said, "My plan can not only preserve all the inheritance of beating the enemy, but also not affect any development of the human continent."

"You only need to allow the heirs of the beating enemy to enter the Dark Continent to experience."

"Every person who beats an enemy needs the baptism of killing. This is the wild nature that cannot be changed in our bones. In order to have the best of both worlds, it is natural to have both."

"In addition to beating the enemy guest, you must consider the future whereabouts of the same people as the beating enemy guest. You just make laws for them to obey. They will never listen to your instructions and even induce greater turbulence."

"It's better to open up the real land of killing to them and drain them out of the world of ordinary people."

"Of course, you don't have to worry that they will be detrimental to the human continent after they get'evolved', because-as long as there is a beating enemy in the dark continent, they will never be able to get out of our palm."

The young master finally tore off all the disguise and presented a grand blueprint in front of Yu Xingmi. As an operating system, Ilumi really exerted the control desire of the operating system to the extreme.

He continued: "The Kuluta people are the people of the Dark Continent, but they are also humans, and they will suffer from birth, old age, sickness and death."

"They have survived on the Dark Continent for thousands of years and still can't escape the laws of nature. They must migrate humans to the Dark Continent, and there is no need to worry about the presence of long-lived people among them."

"As long as there is death, replacement, and new blood, then in hundreds of years, both continents will have human fire."

"The existence of the'hunter' is a bridge between the two continents."

The humans of the Dark Continent will be afraid of the strength of the "Hunter", and the "Hunters" of the Human Continent will guard against the strong in the Dark Continent and restrict each other.

After that, the Dark Continent will export beast meat and magic plants to the Human Continent, and the Human Continent will export food and equipment to the Dark Continent.

If you beat the enemy, you won't fall, the Hunter's Association will not be destroyed, and the two sides will never fight.

What's more, the "creature" of the heroic spirit is permanent, right?

If "Ji Guo Yuan Yi" becomes the leader of the Hunter Association, judging from the opponent's character... the world is probably going to be together?

Ilumi: "As long as you nod your head, the beating enemy of the Withered Slaughter Mountain is the beating enemy of the Dark Continent."

At that time, he can sit on the devil tree to take a selfie, hold the nine-headed Gidola to show off his wealth, stand on the tree of life to show his affection, and enter the deep sea to count pearls...this extravagant life is not just a cat. The highest goal?

Ilumi is bound to win!

Yu Xingmi did as he wished: "Okay."

Just paying a small piece of land can solve the contradiction between the two continents, and it is not beautiful to have a housekeeper who has been doing white work for generations to groom the beasts of the dark continent to groom and shovel the **** and food?

As a result, their love has been further sublimated: look, he/she considers everything for my sake, and must love me deeply! Love so much that I can't help myself!

The author has something to say: PS: Yu Xingmi: If I had nothing but an ordinary person, how would you pursue me?

Ilumi understands that this is a proposition: send flowers, write love letters, and sing the love song of "sticky pot, sticky sticky".

Yu Xingmi: ...So, actually you can send flowers, write love letters and sing love songs, right? (The angle is tricky) And you didn't pursue me properly, right!

So the young master still died ==