Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

The man has two faces, the front is gentle like water and the little white lotus, the back is cruel and piranha.

By accidentally glancing at the true face of Lushan, and learning the causes and consequences of her boyfriend's pregnancy, Yu Xingmi was furious from his heart to the courage. She fiercely... held her breath, closed the door silently, and backed gently.

Passing by the bed, walked to the door, took the handle and went down the stairs, shutting himself in the kitchen.

Exhale the turbid air and take a deep breath, calm down and empty your mind, repeat three times!

Yu Xingmi opened his eyes and looked at the pregnancy test stick in his hand, with a very complicated expression. She knew that Ilumi had a strange thinking and was very understandable, but she didn't expect him to be pregnant.

In person, the pregnant stone cheered up, and it's also special to stuff two stuffed toys, this dog thing!

If she hadn't turned back on a whim, she would really be fooled for a lifetime. She almost thought she had awakened the ability to make a man pregnant, which scared her to death QAQ!

But what can you do if you know the truth? What can she do?

She is pregnant, her kind! If you want to live a good life, of course you choose to forgive him ==

Yu Xingmi never doubted the efficacy of pregnancy stones.

Since Ilumi stuffed the stone in the doll's body and left the doll at home for more than a month, under the influence of her mental magnetic field, it is inevitable for the weaker party to conceive.

so……

Not only did she have to forgive him, she had to cooperate with him, and she had to pretend she didn't know anything about it.

I heard that women tend to be infertile during pregnancy, leading to depression, presumably men are the same during pregnancy... right?

In case of a quarrel, anger and emotional excitement, and a life-long infertility due to abdominal pain, wouldn't her conscience hurt to death?

What's more, she and Ilumi have been together for a long time. No safety measures have been taken before or after the incident. It can be seen that in the subconscious, even if she accidentally wins the bid, she is willing.

After all, she believes that he is a partner, and she will naturally shoulder the responsibilities of forming a family with him and the responsibilities she should have.

Although the child came too suddenly and she couldn't figure out why Ilumi was so anxious to have a child, but the cubs were here, she should cook and clean the dishes.

No way, the pregnant husband is the greatest, she admits it.

However, at this time, Yu Xingmi had not yet realized the "seriousness" of Ilumi's pregnancy. After she finally spent half the night gnawing on the "Pregnancy Guide", a lot of messes followed.

Ilumi opened the beating enemy and Hakka family group and announced the shocking news: "@All members, Xingmi and I have children. Two new members will be added to the family in nine months."

The family group that beat the enemy guest fell silent for a moment.

Ever since Ilumi insisted on starting a company, Mi Ji was busy dating, Qi Ya rebelled not to go home, but also abducted Aluka, and even the best-behaved Curt ran to the live broadcast platform to promote the slogan, so he beaten up. The Enemy-Kek clan appeared in an embarrassing situation full of children but no one to inherit.

In the end, the whole family was forced to wash their hands in the golden basin and relied on the withered machine's chat interface to recall the tragic years of the past. How do you know that the surprise came so suddenly!

It's not bad for Ilumi to get out of the singles. Does he have the ability to hit a home run?

A home run is already a miracle, can you still get pregnant?

Oh my god, there will be someone after you beat the enemy off! Someone has a successor!

No, no! Don't get too excited, it will scare your daughter-in-law! They have to quickly prepare a lot of specially-designed high-quality poisons and deliver them to pregnant women in person.

The Dark Continent and the cub of the beating enemy, this bloodline is really exciting!

Kijou: "Ah—Illumi, who deserves to be mother! Did Xingmi conceive a child so soon? You are so outstanding! Mom is proud of you!"

Sheba: "Good job."

Qi Ya: "Me and Aluka, congratulations to eldest brother and sister-in-law."

The ghost knows how broken his mentality is! Based on his understanding of his parents, once the life-long event of the big brother is resolved, then it will be his turn to suffer disaster!

Curt: "Congratulations, brother and sister-in-law."

Following the formation is very well-behaved, and Curt knows that as long as the third brother Qi Ya stands in front of him, he will probably be safe.

And in the cold beating the enemy, only Mi Ji's brain is still warm.

He almost stared at the interface with his mouth wide open. For the first time, he didn't hear the hypothetical delivery proposition of his girlfriend. He cracked and typed: "It's incredible. Is the eldest brother the first dad in our generation to beat the enemy?"

Qi Ya X Curt: ...you're done.

Jen Nuo: "@咪基, after the date, come back and get beaten."

Mi Ji:...

Ilumi: "I am the first dad in this generation of beating enemies. Is that unbelievable? I am the oldest, shouldn't I be the first?"

Everyone:...

Well, Ilumi has always been a pretty confident kid ==

Xu is the silence of the family group that upset him. Ilumi, who originally wanted to be low-key, began to be a demon: "This is my pregnancy test stick." Put the picture, "This is the hospital inspection report." Picture X3.

"This is a B-ultrasound photo of my pregnancy. This is a souvenir photo of my pregnancy."

Beat the enemies:...

Wait, wait, why is everything you say now so difficult to understand? What is meant by "I'm pregnant", isn't it Hoshiya who is pregnant?

Also, why are the signatures on these pregnancy reports all "Illumi Beat Enemy"!

Ilumi, what are you doing? Ilumi!

The eldest master quelled the entire beating of the enemy: "I am the one who is pregnant."

"I'm pregnant, two."

"Nine months later, just a cut can solve the problem of the offspring. The pregnancy stone is really good."

The crowd beat the enemy guest:...

By the way, he sold the poisonous Amway: "Mi Ji has a girlfriend, then forget it. Qi Ya, Aluka, and Kurt, if you three don’t want to go on a blind date or have a girlfriend, then wear a pregnancy stone. ."

The eldest master showed a black mud-filled smile. He said that he had to go through the blind date that he had experienced before, and his brothers had to go through it again.

Otherwise, he will suffer a big loss.

"If you are not obedient, I will let Xingmi catch you one by one." Ilumi tilted his head, and the black mud kept bubbling out, "Catch me back to have children."

Brothers:...

They suddenly discovered that Ilumi had been married by Chijo for several years, which seemed to have learned her essence thoroughly. Also evolved into the 2.0 Devil version based on the thorough knowledge.

Mi Ji was sweating coldly: "I didn't expect me to escape a catastrophe..."

As everyone knows, Camilla next to him was so angry that he left with a bag: "I'm talking to you, and you are still holding your cell phone to chat! Have you changed your mind and have another woman?"

"You don't love me anymore! Break up! Did you hear that, break up!"

Mi Ji:...

He quickly threw away the withered machine, rushed to hug Camilla's thigh, and screamed frantically: "I love you! Marry me! As long as you are willing to marry me, I will do everything for you!"

Grandma, I kneel for you QAQ! If you break up with me, I will be arrested and go home to have a baby!

Camilla picked up her bag and sneered: "Spoken words, are you willing to do anything for me? Okay, you go to have a baby!"

Mi Ji:...

It's over, I really can't get through this day ==

On that day, Yu Xingmi did not go to school. She answered hundreds of phone calls from beating the enemy Hakka. In addition to greetings from family members, she also had matters to be handled by the deacons.

At this time, she realized that Ilumi really had everything to do with her every day.

He not only mastered the intelligence, finance, and business of beating the enemy and the crowd, but he also started a company to play stocks and fleece, which can be said to do everything and do everything.

After she has been exhausted for a day, the eldest master will show off again.

He opened the Fat Sheep contact number in the big picture in the address book and directly sent the message: [Customers, from now on beating the enemy guest Jinpen to wash their hands, decided to switch from a killer to a doctor, specializing in infertility, and bringing the gospel to the majority of patients . 】

【Unique secrets, one course of treatment a month, the effect is remarkable. Regardless of men and women, anyone can be pregnant. With exclusive acupuncture therapy, you can choose between boys and girls. 】

[Shenghui 100 million jiani, at this stage, the order is 10% off. 】

[Also, I got pregnant after trying the secret story. For those who want to witness the facts with their own eyes, enter 100 million jin in the old account, and I will send you a pregnancy test report. 】

After Ilumi Qun posted a small advertisement that seemed to have been hacked, she slept neatly wrapped in a quilt.

Later, when his withered machine made the first short sound, Yu Xingmi quickly grabbed the phone and tapped to answer. Really, is it easy for her to get a good night's sleep for the pregnant woman? what!

His voice came from the other end, this big pervert was a little cautious: "Xiao Yi, are you pregnant?"

Yu Xingmi:...

To tell the truth, when Xisuo called "Xiao Yi" before, she didn't feel anything. Now when Hearing Xisuo yelled "Xiaoyi", she was thinking about her wife...Ah, did her husband have a relationship with Xisuo?

What Xiaoyi is shouting! Who allowed you to call Xiaoyi! Why are you shouting so intimate?

Yu Xing Mibang read: "Yes, he is pregnant, my child, what?"

Hisoso:...

Hiso, who was once invincible, is more careful now. He thinks of Kuroro who is pregnant, and then thinks of Ilumi who is actually pregnant...

To be fair, the three of them lost two of them all at once. Now he dreams that he is going to the obstetrics and gynecology department with a stomach full, and the shadow is really too big!

"How did you do it?" Hisuo held the poker card firmly. He must figure out and avoid bad luck from the root cause.

Yu Xingmi: "Day."

Hisoso:...

Yu Xingmi: "Hisuo, you should continue to live a life of asceticism like an ascetic monk! Otherwise, in this age when all men are pregnant, if you mess around again, I can hardly guarantee that you won't have any trouble~~"

"Look, Kuroro has a baby, and Illumi has a baby. What you said last time in the hot soup house in Izu, I will treat you like you fart and take care of it."

Hisoso:...

I really can't get through this day ==

He rushed to the hospital on Meteor Street last time to fight to the death with Kurolo. Originally thought that his child had finished giving birth, and Kuroro's physique alone would surely be able to recover to its peak.

Unfortunately--

He didn't meet Kulolo who was at the pinnacle of force, but he met Kulolo who had practiced the skill of "single-handed diaper changing" to the peak.

Not only that, Kulolo also learned to “know the temperature of the bottle at the touch of a touch”, “Eighteen ways to hold a baby”, and the most amazing thing is that he is the only one in the brigade to practice. “By observing the subtle expressions of babies, Can know whether he wants to pee or poop" skills.

He is really the strongest man in the world, not one of them!

The "fall" of a Kulolo is a pity, but I didn't expect that the other apple in his photograph, Ilumi, would also be willing to follow in his footsteps.

He felt deeply wisely off.

Hisoso:...

Obviously it is a movie of three people, but I never want to leave a name [bye bye.jpg manually].

...

Yu Xingmi discovered that after the eldest became pregnant, all the little troubles that were noble and arrogant all appeared. He doesn't seem to be able to control his emotions perfectly, and he won't survive without being a demon.

That evening, the two sat on the sofa and watched TV. A variety show with a taste of local customs opens a chapter in the soft tone of the host.

"The Agassi people live in the plains near the north, where the woods are vast, the snow is everywhere, and the temperature stays at minus tens of degrees Celsius all year round."

"The hottest summer is only seventeen degrees."

"The Agassi family has a big waist, likes to drink the strongest wine, and prefers to fight with bears..."

Hearing this, Yu Xingya was very interested. She thought of the Russians who had fought with bears in the previous life. Every detail that can remind her of once warmth, she will remember for a long time.

The variety show is so beautiful, I love it!

But at this moment, the young master next to him suddenly put down the fruit of the sour death, turned his head and looked at her faintly: "Xing Mi..."

Yu Xingmi is a jealous, terrifying hair!

"What, what's wrong?"

Ilumi: "Xingmi, I want to see your heroic posture when fighting a bear."

Yu Xingmi:...

Five minutes later, Yu Xingmi dragged back a tall doll bear, hummed and beaten it in front of the young master, and finally won a smile from the beauty.

Ilumi's great tone: "Xingmi is amazing."

Yu Xingmi:...

Really, we each other ==