Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Latest Website: Jiang He stepped forward and looked at his "maid" curiously.

The maid, who has not yet "harvested", stood on top of two huge green leaves like a sculpture model, her eyes were tightly closed, and her breath was weak.

She has long eyelashes and a great figure.

In particular, the face was very similar to the teacher Jiang He seemed to call "Aoi" in his impression. He was white and tender, with a little baby fat and a little childish look.

"Angel face, devil figure!"

In Jiang He's heart, this word appeared inexplicably.

The only thing that made Jiang He feel a little unpleasant was... the style of clothes on this maid was exactly the same as the one she wore when she was wearing a paper doll, and it was a bit too erotic...

"Presumably the meal she was busy cooking in the kitchen in this outfit...must be delicious."

Change your mind.

Jiang He hugged the maid and "plucked" her from the leaf.

"Ding!"

"Planting point +1000."

In his mind, the system alert sound came out, and the maid who had just "picked" opened her big eyes, looked around curiously, and finally her eyes fell on Jiang He. road--

"ごMaster 様!" (pronounced)

Jiang He: "..."

His face was full of question marks. He could probably guess the meaning of this sentence. It should be "Master", but what is the maid who grew up by himself, how do you say it in the language of the island country?

Then.

There was a lot of chatter again, Jiang He couldn't understand a single word.

Seeing Jiang He was completely confused, Er Leng Zi rushed out immediately.

It opened its mouth and said with a charming smile: "Master, I can speak the language of this island country, or I can exchange a few words with her?"

"real?"

Jiang He was a little surprised.

Two fools...

Do you even speak island dialect?

It's really a dog that doesn't look good... But isn't this guy a Sichuan wolf dog? Then I grew up in Jinyintan Village. I guess I have never left the village when I grew up. I can't speak Mandarin, so how can I speak the island dialect?

"Could it be..."

"Mysterious soil still has this effect?"

Jiang He could only attribute it to the mysterious soil. He nodded to Er Lengzi, and even had the urge to hack himself to death.

Er Lengzi stood up and stood beside Jiang He, the bastard coughed a few times, and cleared his throat before speaking, "You Di, Little Dip Island National Flower Girl!"

? ? ?

He widened his eyes and looked at Er Lengzi with an unbelievable face, but listened to Er Lengzi speaking a northwestern dialect with a Sichuan flavor, and continued in the "island country tone" in the war movie many years ago: "You dick, afraid of dick No, no tears will fall!"

"You, father, mother, what are you doing?"

"Tell me all, you... understand?"

The maid looked dazed and stared at Er Lengzi suspiciously.

Er Lengzi scratched the dog's head with his dog's paw, and said in surprise, "Master, is she an island girl? Why can't she understand the island language..."

sleep

Nima!

Jiang He's forehead burst with blue veins, and he kicked Er Leng Zi away with one foot, scolding angrily, "Don't embarrass Lao Tzu for something like a dog, get out of the way."

Er Lengzi rolled to the ground with a whimper, and rubbed his buttocks with some grievances.

What are you doing?

I……

Are you right?

Isn't that what the island dialect says? She doesn't understand what I'm saying, so she's definitely not an islander.

After Jiang He kicked him, he couldn't help laughing again.

Really special island dialect!

It was an eye-opener. He looked at the maid, pondered for a moment, and said, "Can you understand me?"

The maid nodded and said softly, "Master..."

"Do you speak Chinese? Well, from today onwards, I'll call you Aoi."

Saying that, he glanced at his phone.

It's past seven o'clock, and it's already time for dinner.

With a wave of his hand, Jiang He took out an eggplant that was over thirty centimeters thick, and a golden cucumber that was no less thick than an eggplant from the system backpack. He took out 2 pounds of leopard-print python meat and handed them over together. past.

"The rice is in the warehouse, let's cook... Wait."

Jiang He's heart moved, and he took out another eighteen-centimeter carrot.

Meaning, very clear.

Get an eggplant fried meat.

While making a cold dish, shredded cucumbers and carrots, Jiang He originally wanted to get a chili. After all, fried eggplant with meat would have no soul without chili, but he glanced at the maid in front of him and finally held back.

He was afraid that the side effects of the chili pepper would be too great, what should he do?

Aoi nodded knowingly, then gave Jiang He a blessing, turned and walked out of the garden.

After lighting a cigarette, Jiang He took a deep breath, swallowed the clouds, and couldn't help but praise: "What an obedient maid... Well, after tonight, at least you don't have to cook and wash the pot by yourself. "

Jiang He turned his head and looked at the nine "bullet trees".

"Forehead……"

"Why does the word bullet tree feel weird..."

With a murmur in his heart, Jiang He stepped forward and carefully surveyed the nine trees.

There were 10 bullet chains hanging from each tree, each with 10,000 bullets. To Jiang He's disappointment, the bullets were no different from before.

"Pity."

"I thought that the power of the planted bullets could be greatly increased, with a little more other functions, such as automatic aiming, automatic headshots, and increasing the chance of armor piercing..."

Shaking his head, he also knew that this idea was unrealistic.

If this kind of bullet is really planted, only one [Enhanced Gatling Machine Gun] is needed, and as long as the powerhouse above the ninth rank does not appear, he will be able to sweep the world.

The detective took off a chain of ammunition.

"Ding!"

"Planting point +100."

There are fewer planting points than I imagined, but it is also very good. After all, there are a lot of them. The nine trees have a total of 90 bullet chains, which is enough to provide myself with 9000 planting points and 900 experience points.

After picking it up, I glanced at the system.

【Name】: Jiang He

[Cultivation]: Sixth Grade Peak

[Ability]: Imperial Sword

[Martial arts exercises]: King Kong Indestructible Magic (Xiaocheng+), Eighteen Palms of Subduing Dragon (+), Xia Ji’s Eight Practices (Second Practice+), Enhanced Jiuyang Magic (Second Stage+), Nine Thunder Swords Secret Tome (first layer +), Dragon Elephant Prajna (first layer +)

【Land owned】: 888㎡.

[Farm Level]: Lv3 (experience value

[System Backpack]: 12 grids.

[System Mall]: It has been opened.

[Planting point]: 15900 points.

"Hey... Before you know it, the farm experience value has already reached 4390 points?"

Jiang He's eyes lit up.

It is already 4390 points, and it is still far from the 5000 point mark?

The key is that the planting points have accumulated to 15,900 points. This is also because Jiang He exchanged two bags of mysterious soil before and after, and the planting maid and bullet chain were replaced by a compound fertilizer and 9 grains of nitrogen fertilizer.

Otherwise, it is estimated that it can break the 30,000 mark.

However, fertilizer and mysterious soil are necessities. Who farms without applying some fertilizer?

"15,900 points... King Kong's Indestructible Divine Art is fully cultivated, and 10,000 points are needed, so go ahead and learn it!"

A thought moves.

"Ding!"

"Planting point - 10000 points."

"Congratulations to the host, you have successfully raised the King Kong Indestructible Skill to the Dacheng level."

In his mind, the sound of the system sound came, Jiang He violently activated the King Kong Indestructible Magic, and his whole body was instantly covered with a faint golden light, and even a layer of innate qi protection appeared all over his body.

The innate qi is not broken, and any attack on the "physical level" will definitely not hurt himself.

"Not bad……"

"The Vajra body protection is a great achievement, and my safety factor has risen a little bit. Even if I don't wear the dark gold battle suit, it must be difficult for ordinary eighth-rank warriors to hurt me."

Jiang He nodded in satisfaction.

He had just walked out of the courtyard when he saw Mu Wanqiu's car parked at the door.

Wearing a tight-fitting leather jacket, Mu Wanqiu, who had a hot body, walked down.

(PS: The fourth update has arrived. It was originally written to Chapter 7, but the later plot trend is a bit deviated from the outline, so I deleted it, but don't worry, today's 10th update will explode even if the liver is a rogue.)

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