Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

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Jiang He slept in a daze. He glanced at the video and saw white flowers. He scolded, "Mu Wanqiu, are you crazy? It's already the time, why don't you let people sleep?"

hang up.

Block directly!

Jiang He entered into a sweet dream again.

He slept until he woke up naturally, washed up, and then walked downstairs.

Aoi stood respectfully at the entrance of the stairs, saluted a thousand blessings, and said softly, "Master, lunch is ready."

Jiang He walked to the dining table, while Aoi ran over to help Jiang He open the chair, and then served the hot meal. It was still rice, fried pork with eggplant, shredded cucumber and carrot, but today it was served with an extra polenta.

Eat and drink well.

As soon as Jiang He put down his chopsticks, Aoi immediately stepped forward and wiped the corners of Jiang He's mouth with a delicate handkerchief.

Jiang He's face was full of enjoyment, and in his heart...

So sorry!

No wonder those local tyrants like to hire maids. The taste of the original enjoyment is so comfortable. How can there be so many tricks to eat on their own?

One pot of rice can be eaten for three days.

I shoot cucumbers every day...

Everyone who eats it wants to vomit. The key is that after eating, you have to wash the pot and wash the dishes yourself.

"There are not many vegetables at home. In the evening, I will take you to the city to buy some vegetables... Let's buy some rapeseeds. When the time comes, we will grow our own vegetables, eat and pick them now, and they will be green and pollution-free."

"Okay, master."

Aoi stood beside him very obediently.

Jiang He glanced at him...

Suddenly remembered-

"By the way, who called me harassingly last night?"

"Mu Wanqiu?"

"What did she say... small?"

Rubbed the temples,

Jiang He seems to understand what the white flower is, but you are so young, why are you calling me?

As his heart moved, Jiang He said in surprise, "Could it be the effect of eggplant?"

"Remove swelling and stop bleeding... That thing, is it swollen?"

Jiang He broke out in a cold sweat, and quickly took off his pants to take a look. Then he let out a long sigh and said, "Fortunately, my swelling hasn't subsided... Besides, I'm not swollen, right?"

This thing is born big, how can it be considered swollen?

Jiang He glanced at Aoi.

She was staring at Jiang He in surprise, her eyes were straight.

Calmly putting on his pants, Jiang He said, "Okay, don't look at it, let's go wash the pot."

"Okay, master."

Aoi reacted, fled in a hurry, and got into the kitchen.

Jiang He's face is full of surprise... This kind of reaction is too spiritual, isn't it? This root doesn't seem to be planted, and it's no different from a real person, right?

Come to the sofa.

Jiang He took a pen and paper, put it on the coffee table, and began to think about creating the "Beast Taming Method".

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't have a clue.

This thing is too difficult to create. Unlike the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and the Dragon Elephant Prajna Gong, you can also find the scriptures made up on the Internet...

"and many more?"

"On the Internet? Make up?"

Jiang He's eyes lit up, he took out his phone, opened his browser, and typed in "How do beast breeders tame wild beasts", and then searched, but there was too little information on this. The "Four Laws of Taming Animals".

The first rule of the beast-taming law:

If the animal does what you want it to do, reward it, and if it does what you don't want it to do, pretend not to see it.

Jiang He picked up the pen, pondered for a moment, and began to transcribe it!

"If the beast does what you want it to do, reward it, if it does what you don't want it to do, beat it to death!"

After reciting the first rule of the beast-taming law three times after his magical transformation, Jiang He nodded in satisfaction.

after all……

Ferocious beasts are different from animals. This thing is very aggressive and dangerous. It has done something wrong. If you pretend not to see it, don’t you let it fall?

"As the saying goes, a filial son comes from a stick, and the same is true for taming a vicious beast. You must beat it like a son to be obedient."

Jiang He looked at the second beast-taming law again.

Using the law of incompatibility, when your animal doesn't want to do one thing, you can teach it to do another thing, and if the two things conform to the law of incompatibility, then you've achieved your goal.

Jiang He stared at the second rule of animal taming for a long time, and found that...

"I don't understand, I don't understand, what the hell is this rule of incompatibility? It seems that it can only be changed by magic!"

Picking up the pen, Jiang He pondered for a while, and wrote, "When the beast you're training doesn't want to do something, you hit it until it's in position, and your goal is achieved."

The third law of animal taming: It's never the animal's fault.

Ah.

Jiang He felt that this rule was completely nonsense.

"It's always the beast's fault," he wrote.

The fourth law of animal training: the nature of animals cannot be changed even by the most skilled animal trainers. As the saying goes, you cannot teach a cat to dive.

? ? ?

Jiang He scoffed.

Can't change the nature of animals, but also called a fart taming?

He only felt that his inspiration had collapsed at the moment, and he continued to write: "Only by changing the nature of the beast can he be called a qualified animal trainer, such as letting the cat dive, let the sow climb the tree, let the Tigers eat grass and dogs don't eat shit."

After writing, Jiang He thought about it and found that the four rules of beast taming he created above apply to the murderer who has already been tamed... These four rules are just to make the beast more obedient.

You must know that almost 99% of beasts are very aggressive.

As soon as you meet, the beast will fuck you, how to fix it?

There is talk of using bait on the Internet...

There is also the "boiled eagle" method for birds.

However, Jiang He doesn't quite agree with these methods. It's just to tame the beasts, so why bother?

After lighting a cigarette and thinking for a while, Jiang He came up with an idea, and wrote, "When you meet a vicious beast you want to tame, hit it directly, beat it to half death, and beat it until it obeys."

Putting the pen on the table, Jiang He read his own "Beast Taming Exercise" again, nodded with satisfaction, and said with a smile, "Yes, yes, this kind of animal taming method is feasible."

"correct."

"The exercises have been created, so we can't have names, right?"

The name of the exercise method is easy to handle. The simpler the better, Jiang He thought about it and wrote the five characters "Physical Animal Taming Method" on the top of the paper.

Holding the "Beast Taming Exercise", Jiang He came to the garden.

a look.

Er Lengzi immediately spoke in the northwest dialect mixed with Sichuan and Sichuan flavors: "Master, wait a moment, I will dig it right away."

It picked up the shovel and dug a small hole in three or two strokes.

When Jiang He was about to plant the "Physical Beast Taming Technique", he suddenly woke up: "Wait...I've already used up the two opportunities to cultivate this technique since the farm was upgraded to level 3."

Think about it.

Jiang He could only put away the "Physical Beast Taming Technique", and then said, "Actually, I don't think it would be a big problem even if I don't plant it. After all, it's just the Beast Taming Technique, and it's not my own cultivation technique. I created it, I'm still afraid Can't you practice?"

and.

Cultivation of this practice is also very simple.

Find a group of tamed animals and experiment one by one.

Even if his qualifications are relatively poor, if he kills three to five hundred heads, he will definitely succeed!

At this moment, Jiang He's cell phone rang.

It was Mu Wanqiu who called.

After answering the call, Jiang He smiled in surprise, "Mu Wanqiu, why did you call? Didn't you always contact me on WeChat?"

On the other end of the phone, Mu Wanqiu gritted his teeth!

WeChat!

Did you do it on purpose?

You have blocked me, how can I contact you on WeChat?

She took a deep breath, suppressing the anger in her heart, and said, "Jiang He, I sorted out the latest information about the beasts near Xixia Province last night. According to the information, there was a warrior who found it in Helan Mountain three days ago. A black panther, suspected to be a seventh-grade beast."

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