Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

"Cultivation of Immortals."

"It's best to be able to cultivate into a sword fairy!"

Jiang He held his mobile phone, entered keywords on the web page, and searched carefully. As a result, Jiang He really found a kung fu formula called "The Secret of Sword Immortal Cultivation".

It's a blogger named "Nothing to Seek", posted on Weibo.

Jiang He glanced briefly.

This "Sword Immortal Cultivation Secret" is divided into seven layers, of which the first layer is "Xuan Zhao", and even has detailed formulas.

"Golden light opens the sky, the sky fire collapses, burns impurities, and divine light casts a sword."

"Shenjuan Xianfeng, abundant spiritual energy, quenches thirst and moistens the bowels, and has a smart mind"

"Clear waters and clear springs, mysterious ice for thousands of years, rising clouds and mists, misty sea of ​​​​immortals... Well, this is obviously a nonsense, is it made up by this blogger?"

Jiang He was a little speechless.

There are really all kinds of people on the Internet.

However, Jiang He had no hope at all. Where can I find the real cultivation method on the Internet?

If you can really find it, everyone can cultivate Qi and cultivate immortals.

What he needs is this kind of fabricated "immortal cultivation method". At first glance, you will feel quite mysterious, but even if you look closely, you will find that all the specials are all kind of nonsense.

The purpose is to find an ethereal inspiration from the nonsense.

"The second floor is the consecration, the dawn of Mount Tai is full of radiance; the clouds are closed and the wind is still, and the heart is full of excitement?"

"The third layer is fusion, the vast Milky Way, Dantian singing and dancing; Illusory Star Divine Formation, Heart Sea Vortex, Vast Sea Divine Boat, Tiangang Beidou... Forget it, this formula is too poorly written and doesn't look good."

Jiang He clicked on the blogger's blog and discovered a practice called "Xuanmen Daojian" that he uploaded.

"The Xuanmen Dao sword is rare in ancient times and modern times, and the magic of jade is wonderful."

"Being able to combine the two instruments into one, ten thousand kinds of biochemical ninety-nine."

"Huh? This formula is a bit interesting. It looks more atmospheric and more profound than the previous one."

Jiang He's eyes lit up,

Let’s not talk about the atmosphere first, in short, it’s esoteric.

If the method of cultivating immortals is really the same as the vernacular, can you believe it?

"Aoi...give me a pen and paper!"

Jiang He ordered the maid to find a pen and paper, and started to transcribe it. This formula was filled with tens of thousands of words. Jiang He copied a few thousand words before he finished copying the general outline. …”

"That's all, I'll pick a sentence that rhymes a little bit and copy it."

Continuing to read the formula, Jiang He continued to write—

Once in the sky for three thousand kalpas, and in the human world for five hundred years.

The blade of the sword below the waist was pierced with purple electricity, and the flame of the elixir in the furnace was filled with smoke.

Only then did he ride a white deer across the Canghai Sea, and then cross the green ox into the cave.

Small skills and other small talk and jokes, no one knows that I am a real fairy.

 …

In the eight hundred autumns since he attained the Tao, he has never taken a human head with a flying sword.

The Jade Emperor has not yet arrived, and the goods are black and gold mixed with the world.

Jiang He frowned. He always felt that... the sentences transcribed later gave the impression of a seven-character quatrain poem, and the phrase "Eight hundred autumns since I attained Taoism, never flying swords to take people's heads" felt quite familiar.

The pen in his hand did not stop, and continued to transcribe.

"Drunk dance and sing the sea and mountains, the sky is full of dew, and the golden elixir is formed."

"In the deep night, the cranes penetrate the autumn sky and the blue sky, and the west wind blows cold."

"Author: Lu Yan; Genre: Qijue; Age: Tang..."

Click!

Jiang He accidentally squeezed the pen and broke the pen in his hand. He stared at the "Xuanmen Daojian" formula for a full minute, then scolded his teeth, "What a dick, I copied four or five thousand words, and as a result... Even the seven-character quatrains for Lao Tzu?"

I wanted to tear up the copied "gong method"...

Think about it.

tear it off for what?

Anyway, they are all made up and made up, but after thinking about it, I think these poems are quite artistic, such as the sentence "Once in the sky for three thousand kalpas, and in the human world for five hundred years, the sword at the waist slashed purple electricity, and the flame of the furnace rose. Cangyan" is quite immortal.

There is also a sentence "Living under the Big Dipper, with the sword hanging on the head of the Nangong Moon, saying that I am really drunk when I am drunk, I don't know how sorrow is born of sorrow" is especially beautiful.

"It's all copied, how can there be any reason to tear it up?"

"If it's really torn, I have to continue to search for the formulas, continue to transcribe, and waste my brain cells to change and fabricate."

Now that the exercises have been determined, the next step is the "Three Elements of Creating Exercises" summed up by Jiang He.

First, get a name.

Second, the move state.

Third, special effects bonus.

He found another pen, Jiang He thought about it, his eyes turned, and he landed on the sentence "Three thousand kalpas in the sky, but five hundred years in the world", and he picked up the pen and wrote three "three thousand kalpas". Big characters, it's a good name.

"Not bad, the name is very compelling."

Jiang He nodded in satisfaction.

He has experience in creating exercises.

The name must be compelling, there is no doubt about it, as for "Xia Ji Ba Lian", it is just the product of a beautiful misunderstanding.

As for the realm of moves, the simpler the better, the more difficult... how difficult is it to cultivate?

Combining his previous experience in creating exercises, Jiang He quickly came up with an idea.

"For the moves, it's best to be like the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon. In this case, the cultivation points consumed by each move are the same, not too high, and the power of the moves will also increase with the growth of one's own cultivation. , don't worry about not being able to keep up with your own strength progress."

"and……"

"You don't need to do ten tricks and eight tricks, three tricks are enough!"

"I just rode the white deer across the Canghai... The first move of the three thousand robbery is called the white horse crossing the gap, the white horse crossing the gap, in an instant, this move is characterized by being fast, so fast that even the opponent can't react, so naturally it can't be stopped. live!"

"The second style... Let's call it Thunder Fire Tribulation. I have understood the artistic conception of thunder, the artistic conception of sword, and the extraordinary ability of fire, which is just right."

"As for the third form, it's called Three Thousand Calamities."

After pondering for a long time, Jiang He began to polish and supplement these three sword techniques.

"The white horse crosses the gap", the main thing is to be fast, and if the special effect is to be used, just get a "sword qi vertical and horizontal", hand out a sword, the sword qi vertical and horizontal, with the increase of strength, the sword qi vertical and horizontal 30, 300, 3,000 miles Even thirty thousand miles is not a dream.

The second style has to be cool too.

"Thunderfire sword, thunderfire robbery... When this move breaks out, it can trigger the vision of heaven and earth, hand out a sword, thunder and fire from the sky, handsome or not?"

"Three thousand tribulations can be made into a group attack sword technique, one move explodes, and the three thousand sword lights bloom together, which can destroy the city, destroy the village, and overturn the sea!"

"By the way... these three moves are just the moves attached to the sword immortal cultivation method [Three Thousand Tribulations]. This method can also be used to cultivate..."

Jiang He fell into deep thought again.

How to make up the cultivation realm of Sword Immortal?

Swordsman, swordsman, great swordsman?

That's too out of character!

"Let's go according to the conventional realm of Qi Refining, Jindan, Yuanying, Yuanshen, Hedao, Tribulation, Mahayana, Heavenly Immortal, True Immortal, and Jinxian."

Snapped!

Smashing the pen on the ground, Jiang He shook the paper on which "Three Thousand Tribulations" was transcribed. He was extremely satisfied and couldn't help laughing, "It's awesome, even I admire myself a bit. The method of sword cultivation, I actually created it in just over two hours."

aside.

Er Lengzi has already dug a hole.

After spending 5,000 planting points in exchange for a bag of mysterious soil, Jiang He planted "Three Thousand Calamities".

A whole bag of mysterious soil, all added into it.

After burying the soil and letting Er Lengzi water it, Jiang He said, "Dig a few more pits, I want a variety of things."

Two "Nine Leaf Sword Intent Grass", planted!

Zijin melon seeds...because I ate a few more before, and now there are 25 left, all of which are planted!

Two "mysterious seeds"...

Think about it.

Jiang He put away the "mysterious seeds" again.

Farming this kind of thing, we must pay attention to the combination of work and rest. It is too hard to plant so many at one time, and I have not figured out what this "mysterious seed" is, so I will plant it later.

The key is……

It's getting dark.

It's eight o'clock, and Aoi has been waiting for a long time to prepare dinner!

"Eat first, and come back after eating. It is estimated that the exercises, purple sunflower seeds and nine-leaf sword intent grass that have just been planted will grow almost the same..."

(PS: It’s really hard to make up the exercises, it hurts my head thinking about it, please vote for the recommendation and monthly tickets, thank you!)