Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

"Sword Formation..."

Jiang He pondered for a long time, but did not have a general direction, so he had to sigh: "Creating a sword formation is really too difficult, it is a waste of brain cells!"

"Zhu Xian Sword Formation?"

"This is a sword formation that can only be set up by the Four Swords of Zhuxian. It's a saint level, and at the level of my farm, it's definitely not possible to grow it now."

Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in his mind. Jiang He seemed to have caught something, so he quickly found a pen and paper, but when he picked up the pen, he didn't know how to write it.

"That's all."

"Creating things like exercises, martial arts, sword formations, etc., is similar to writing an essay. It requires a flash of brain hole, and you can't rush it for a while."

Jiang He could only temporarily put away the pen and paper.

He walked into the farm, waved and threw the corpses out.

No need for Jiang He to speak, Er Lengzi and San Lengzi had already started to use their soil ability to dig graves. The khaki halo flickered on the cat and the dog, and the soil in the open space in the corner of the farm was tumbling, and soon formed one by one. graveyard.

"By the way, there is also the Blue Wolf King."

Jiang He took out the body of the Blue Wolf King again.

brush!

Moyunteng immediately stretched out a vine and rolled it towards the Blue Wolf King, Jiang He waved the vines of Moyunteng back and said with a smile, "You can't eat this corpse, I promised the Blue Wolf King that I will take it Into the earth is safe."

Um.

If you plant it, it will be considered safe in the ground, right?

As for whether it will grow...

All buried you, you want to grow out, what can I do?

The Moyun vine vines retracted, and the nine nearly 200-meter-long vines shrunk into a ball, showing some grievances.

Jiang He laughed and scolded, "You are such a special plant, yet you still have a bad temper? Come on, I didn't say that I wouldn't give you the Blue Wolf King, but I didn't say that I wouldn't give you something to eat."

Jiang He took out the body of the Purple Crown Golden Eagle King,

He waved his hand and chopped off half and threw it to Moyun Teng.

Mo Yunteng was overjoyed, and with a roll of vines, he rolled the corpse of the Purple Crown Golden Eagle King. In about ten minutes, only a skeleton and hair were left in the Purple Crown Golden Eagle King's body.

But Mo Yunteng curled up again.

Jiang He was about to start scolding, but he swallowed the words again, looked at Mo Yunteng carefully, and said with a happy expression, "You're... about to evolve?"

Moyun Vine is a special plant life.

Today, each vine is nearly 200 meters long, and the toughness of the vine is very terrifying. Even the top nine-rank powerhouse is difficult to destroy. The thorns on the branches and leaves of the vine can easily pierce through the S-grade alloy. Clothes.

Jiang He reckoned that the current Moyun Teng might not be a match for a martial artist with the power of the ninth-rank artistic conception.

If it is evolving...

Even if it is the level of "magic realm".

On the side, the branches of that willow tree swayed, and a wicker stick came out to rub against Jiang He intimately. Her mental thoughts were fluctuating, and she expressed her envy for Moyun Teng.

Jiang He grabbed the wicker stick that was rubbing against him and touched it a few times. The wicker trembled, and the crystal green leaves on it turned slightly red, like a girl's face.

"Yo?"

"Shy?"

Jiang He couldn't help laughing and said, "It's fine for you to rub against me, but I feel shy when I touch you?"

"ah!"

"How are you, master~"

The wicker trembled slightly, the branches and leaves turned even redder, and the crisp loli sound echoed in Jiang He's mind, feeling a little coquettish and cute.

"Hey hey hey, what's worse, you haven't seen it before, wait until I decipher the method of demon cultivation and see if you can cultivate. If you can cultivate, maybe you will have a chance to transform, and then the master will take you. Do bad things."

Jiang He joked a few words, feeling...

Some inexplicable absurdity...

You are teasing a willow tree?

On the side, Er Lengzi jumped up and said happily: "Master, I also want to change shape, master, I also want to change shape..."

San Lengzi picked up the knife and wrote on the ground, "Master, I want to change shape too!"

Jiang He looked at San Lengzi, his face full of shock: "You... can write?"

shit.

What is this called?

self-taught?

And even the words written with the sword energy have a feeling of beautiful handwriting, and they look no worse than those calligraphy on the Internet and TV.

In other words, these three idiots have never written before, did they learn it after they were promoted to the seventh rank? But the key is that it spends all day with Er Leng Zi, a stupid dog who can only count to 50, can he learn to write?

"Could it be that it was eaten by eating the grass on the grave head?"

"Is there anyone in calligraphy among the group of demon believers I killed?"

Jiang He changed his mind and asked, "Who taught you to write?"

San Lengzi tilted his head and thought for a while, then with a meow, he raised his knife and wrote: "After I ate a fruit on the tomb, I would start writing. , I can also write regular script, cursive script, official script, seal script, running script, oracle bone script, tadpole script..."

Jiang He blinked. He knew cursive regular script running script and even oracle bone script. After all, he had also learned calligraphy, but this tadpole script...

What is it?

Are the Demon Sect members so talented? Or, maybe a certain Earth Demon General or Venerable Tian Gang from the Demon Sect was a calligrapher, but after being nurtured in his own... graveyard, he strengthened his ability in this area?

"No, you are in the seventh-rank realm, and you can use spiritual voice transmission. Why don't you communicate with me through spiritual voice transmission?"

This dog thing, deliberately showing off his calligraphy, right?

Jiang He grabbed San Leng Zi's neck. This guy's food has been so good lately. He has eaten so fat that his neck is almost as thick as his body.

A cat like a creature, if it eats it into a round shape, its four legs will appear very short, and the three stunned four short legs are kicking in the air. I'll never show off again!"

really……

This guy just wanted to show off.

Jiang He was so excited that he threw San Leng Zi on the ground, but his mind flashed.

Tadpole text?

The text in the jade book that I found from the Blue Wolf King, which recorded the cultivation method of demon cultivation, was all ancient script, and each text was just like a tadpole. Could it be... a tadpole script?

If so, just give it to San Lengzi and let it translate, or just practice and then pass it on to Er Lengzi? "

Taking out the jade book, Jiang He handed it to San Lengzi and asked, "Do you recognize the text in it?"

San Lengzi stood up, took the jade book with two short front legs, slowly unfolded it, meowed, raised the knife and wrote on the ground: "Master..."

San Leng Zi, who had only written two words, suddenly had the hair on his neck explode, and after sensing Jiang He's desire to punch him, he immediately sent a mental voice and replied, "Master, this is tadpole writing, tadpole writing is also called tadpole book, Tadpole seal, in fact, the name of tadpole script, only came into existence in the Han Dynasty, and this type of script is an ancient script from the pre-Qin period, a script from the ancient era.”

"Look, master, this tadpole text means 'heaven', this tadpole text means 'demon', and these two tadpole texts mean 'immortal'..."

San Lengzi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said in surprise, "The Heavenly Demon is Indestructible? Master, is this the Demon Cultivation Technique?"

"good."

Jiang He nodded and said, "This cultivation technique..."

call out!

Before he could say a word, San Lengzi turned into an afterimage and rushed out of the farm holding the jade book...

After a while, San Lengzi came back.

It found a pen and paper, arrogantly, and waited on Er Lengzi's forehead, meowing a few times.

Er Lengzi was furious, and the dog's paw suddenly raised: "Damn you dare to call Master Dog, believe it or not, if Master Dog slaps your brain, he will punch it out for you?"

San Lengzi was not afraid at all, and put his forehead closer, and meow meow meow a few more times, as if provocative.

"If I dare to hit you, won't you translate the Heavenly Demon Immortality Gong for me?"

Er Lengzi was stunned for a moment, turned his anger into a laugh, laughed a few times, moved around, and moved a chair and a table a few seconds later.

and……

I don't know where I picked up a pair of reading glasses with missing lenses.

San Leng Zi put on his reading glasses, jumped on the bench and started to translate "The Heavenly Demon Immortal Gong", Jiang He was amused, stepped forward and kicked San Leng Zi away, cursing, "Go and translate, I am inspired to create a sword formation!"

Jiang He suddenly remembered a sword cultivator he had seen before, and the protagonist in it would have a lot of awesome sword formations.

After kicking San Leng Zi away, Jiang He sat down by himself.

He took out the pen and paper and was about to "create a sword formation", but was stunned again...

What is the name of the sword formation there?

It's been too long, I forgot.

"Forget it, just have a general idea, and don't take it seriously. After all, it is a creation method, and it must reflect the meaning of the word creation!"

"This sword formation... is actually similar to the cultivation technique."

Jiang He pondered for a moment, then picked up his pen and wrote the words "Ice and Fire Sword Formation", and then... all kinds of thoughts sprang up like mushrooms after a rain.

"Sure enough, this thing is actually writing an essay. You can't come up with a good essay if you just think about it. Only when you start writing will you be inspired!" Jiang He crossed out the "Binghuo Liangyi Sword Formation" he just wrote. .

Since we want to create a sword array, we need to create a little bit more powerful.

It's just a "ice and fire sword formation", is there any use for it?

"Well... Let's assume that the sword array I want to create is divided into nine layers, and the ice and fire sword array is the first layer of the sword array."

Jiang He originally wanted to make one to nine, but how could one sword become a sword formation?

Therefore, the first epee formation was called the "Ice and Fire Two Instruments Sword Formation", and so on.

"Second weight..."

"It's called the Yin-Yang Three Talents Sword Formation."

The third layer is the Sihe Vientiane Sword Formation.

The fourth...

"..."

Jiang He was stunned...

shit.

Kevin?

That's why the triple sword formation was created, so Calvin?

"It's not really Calvin. The key is to start with five. I can't think of a good name... Five Elements Sword Formation? No, this name is too common, too popular!"

Jiang He thought about it for a long time and decided...

Combine five and six.

"This fourth epee formation is called the Six Meridians and Five Elements Sword Formation. The popular Five Elements Sword Formation has the simple word 'six pulses' added in front of it, and it feels like it has improved a lot!"

With the idea of ​​five and six fusion.

The fifth epee array, it is even simpler, continue to integrate, the seven-star gossip sword array.

The sixth level, the Nine Heavens Thunder Fire Sword Formation.

The seventh level, the Ten Directions Promise Sword Formation.

The eighth...

"Forehead……"

"The name of my sword formation starts with 10. When I create it, I have to get 11 or 12. Forget it, this sword formation needs to get the seventh level."

Jiang He carefully looked at the sword formation he had created twice, and found that...

very perfect!

After polishing, adding sound effects, and special effects, Jiang He was worried again.

I have already thought about the names of the seven layers of swords, but...

General, what should you name it?

After thinking about it for a long time, more than a dozen names were lost in the pass, Jiang He smiled helplessly, and sighed, "Creating a sword formation is really too difficult, if nothing else, just naming it is really a torment. "

"Forget it, let's call him Nameless Sword Formation. It's simple and catchy, and the key is to have a faint sense of mystery."

Just then, Jiang He's cell phone rang.

It was Zhou Yu who called. He was very respectful to Jiang He. He first said hello, and then he said, "Mr. Jiang, are you at home now? I brought you the original stone and the nine-leaf sword intent grass on the order of Minister Wang. , you see if I send it directly to you now, or..."

Jiang He's eyes lit up, and he laughed, "Assistant Zhou, you're here just in time, I'm at home now, hurry up and bring me the rough stone, you have to be fast!"

At this time, it was already night, and it was past nine o'clock in the evening.

…………

Lingzhou City.

Martial Arts Administration.

Zhou Yu, who had just arrived in Lingzhou City, was a little surprised...

Are you in such a hurry?

But since Jiang He said he would send it over immediately, he absolutely couldn't delay.

"Director Duan, Master Ji, Master Cheng, I'm going to deliver something to Jiang He first, let's talk when we come back." Zhou Yu clasped his fists and was about to leave, but Cheng Dongfeng jumped out and said sternly, "Assistant Zhou , I haven't rested yet, how can I let you run errands?"

"This thing, I'll just go and deliver it, by the way... Director Duan, take Assistant Zhou to the newly opened Fierce Beast Hand Catching Food Restaurant for dinner. Order the best of them all, I'll treat you!"

He took a metal box about one meter high from Zhou Yu's hand, and a sandalwood box containing the Nine-leaf Sword Intent Grass, directly used his body technique, and left quickly.

Zhou Yu was stunned. He didn't come back to his senses for a while, and said in surprise, "This old Cheng... modified? He never invited me to dinner before, why is he so generous today?"

Ji Dongxu shook his head, his face also full of confusion.

After all, cherishing wealth is like destiny, and this guy was promoted to the eighth rank two days ago. Everyone congratulated him. He just invited everyone a roast chicken and a few bowls of Mala Tang. Why is he helping Zhou Yu run errands again today? Is it to invite everyone to go to the Fierce Beast Food Building to eat, and have a casual meal there, no one can't come down for hundreds of thousands, right?

Only Duan Tianhe beat his chest in annoyance!

Damn it!

This family, Cheng Dongfeng, is prosperous!

Most of the night, I went to deliver something to Jiang He. As soon as Jiang He was happy, he might be able to take out a bottle of Life Essence as a treat...

Myself, the reaction is half a beat too slow.

Just thinking of this, Cheng Dongfeng has already taken action!

(PS: It's barely a big chapter. I have a headache when I write it. I'm asking for a monthly recommendation ticket. Thank you everyone. There is a third update today, but it may be a little later.)