Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Inside the farm, in the courtyard of the villa.

Jiang He was sitting at the stone table under the "Enlightened Dao Ancient Tea Tree", holding a pen in his hand, writing rapidly on a piece of white paper.

The Exercise Pill is a seventh-grade elixir, and the refining process is extremely complicated. As soon as he got the prescription, Jiang He was sure...the Exercise Pill could not be refined by himself.

Jiang He was not discouraged.

"After all, I'm just an immortal cultivator who has practiced for less than two years... On the road of cultivation, there is no guidance from a teacher, and I rely entirely on my own exploration. The method of alchemy is also created by myself."

With a sigh, Jiang He sighed: "The alchemy method I created myself is completely different from the conventional alchemy method. If I were to use the conventional alchemy method to make alchemy, not to mention seventh-grade elixir. It is estimated that it would be difficult to refine the most common Qi Condensation Pill for monks in the Qi Refining Realm to take."

Jiang He is very self-aware.

I don't understand the conventional method of alchemy.

And I have despised the alchemists of "Chanjiao" more than once in front of the real Yuding and Taiyi, and now I want to publicly refine the "Training Pill", I am afraid that the alchemists of the "Chanjiao" are not Will pass up this opportunity.

At that time, if the refining is not good, not to mention being ugly, it will probably be despised by the alchemists who explain and teach.

The most important thing is that I must quickly refine a batch of "Body Exercise Pills" and collect a large number of planting points. Even if I can't raise my immortal cultivation base to the quasi-sage realm, I still have to raise my martial arts cultivation base to the thirteenth level of martial arts. At that time, his overall strength will increase, and he will probably not be weaker than ordinary quasi-sages. With the particularity of "teleportation", even if he encounters the ancestor of Styx, he will have a certain ability to save his life.

Therefore, it is necessary to improve the unilateral prescription of Forging Body Pill.

Just rewriting, Jiang He stopped again. He pondered for a few seconds, then died the half-page paper, and murmured: "Wrong, wrong... My direction is wrong!"

"According to my improved method, it is indeed possible to refine body-building pills, but the efficiency is still not much improved. One furnace of pills is refined for a month, and only one hundred pills are made. I can refine enough pills by myself. Forging body pill?"

"We must work hard on efficiency..."

"Refining Exercise Pill requires a total of seven main medicines, one hundred and three auxiliary medicines, and a total of more than one hundred procedures, each of which is extremely time-consuming.

You can't make mistakes, once you make a mistake, the furnace of pills and materials will be ruined! "

"The most time-consuming and troublesome process of refining the body-building pill is these processes, but what if I compress the more than one hundred complicated processes into one process?"

Jiang He thought about it carefully, and then wrote with a pen: "When refining the Body Exercise Pill, you need to put seven main ingredients and one hundred and three kinds of auxiliary ingredients into the iron pot according to the proportion, then add mountain spring water, and use a large fire to Stew."

"Hmm... After all, they are all elixir, and the fire cannot be boiled, so after boiling, they have to be stirred..."

"After the seven kinds of main medicines and one hundred and three kinds of auxiliary medicines are completely mixed into a medicine liquid, you can start making pills."

For the follow-up production, there is no need to write too clearly the steps. It is nothing more than pouring the liquid medicine into the container prepared in advance, making it into the shape you like, and then freezing it to shape it.

It took about ten minutes for Jiang He to unilaterally finalize the final version of "Forging Body Pill".

Another 3 million planting points were spent in exchange for a bag of Nine-day Resting Soil.

Plant, harvest.

Three hours later, the brand-new "Forging Body Pill" prescription had appeared in Jiang He's hands. At this time, the moon was hanging high in the farm, and there was still some time before dawn. Jiang He summoned the idiots and they will buy it from the real Taiyi. The 130,000 forging pills were handed over to them, and they were told: "Hurry up and plant these forging pills."

"Alright master!"

The second fool agreed and said with a smile: "Master, you are teaching now, right? I heard that teaching has a long tradition, and the students of teaching are richer than each other..."

How could Jiang He not understand what the idiot meant, and said: "Everyone hasn't come out for a long time, and it happens that tomorrow I will open the alchemy furnace, and you all come out to get some air... But I have to say my ugly words first. There are many rules, many places even disciples of Chanjiao are not allowed to go, after you go out, you can’t run around.”

"Don't worry, Master!"

Er Leng Zigou had a flattering smile on his face, and said: "Master, when you open the alchemy furnace, there must be many people coming to watch it. We can take this opportunity to promote the earth's specialties."

The so-called "local specialty" is spicy fries, French fries, Coke and crispy noodles!

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Explanation and teaching, Yuxu Palace.

Early in the morning, a strong man from Yuxu Palace took action and lifted a huge mountain into the sky.

On the top of this mountain peak, there is a huge square that can accommodate tens of thousands of people. At dawn, many disciples of interpretation and education have settled around the square, chatting together in groups of three or four.

At this moment, streams of light flew by in the distance, but I saw a cat and a dog flying in the sky.

This cat and dog are extremely weird, they are all standing up and walking. The dog looks ordinary, and there is nothing outstanding about it. What is weird is that it is also wearing a pair of flowery pants and a pair of strange sunglasses.

The cat wears reading glasses and holds a book.

Behind a cat and a dog, there are seven children.

These seven children are also very strange, their looks and heights are exactly the same, only their clothes are different.

Behind the seven children, there are nine monkeys.

These nine monkeys are very naughty, jumping left and right, they are extremely curious about everything.

The gazes of all the Xianjiao immortals in the square were attracted to them. A well-informed immortal was shocked and said in a voiceless voice: "These nine monkeys...could they be Lingming stone monkeys?"

"Lingming Stone Monkey? No way?"

"The three great spirit monkeys in the world, how rare are they? How could there be nine of them at one time? Moreover, the aura of these nine monkeys is only that of the real fairyland..."

Dao dao celestial consciousness is intertwined, and there is also a fairy who interprets and teaches doubts: "These cats and dogs, why did they come to my Yuxu Palace?"

"You are a cat and a dog, and your whole family is a cat and a dog!"

Although the voice of the Chanjiao Immortal was not loud, how good is the second fool's hearing?

He spat, rolled his dog's eyes, and glanced at these evangelists, proudly introduced himself: "I'm the second idiot, and next to me is my brother third idiot. All fellow Taoists are here today. Is it to observe my master's alchemy?"

"Everyone, don't worry. My master has just woken up and is eating breakfast. He will be here soon."

As he said that, with a wave of his hand, a simple roadside stall appeared beside him.

The second fool directed the seven gourd baby brothers and the nine Lingming stone monkeys to put out all kinds of snacks, and then skillfully turned on a small speaker that had already been recorded——

"Spicy strips, potato chips, peanuts!"

"Coke, chicken wings, popcorn!"

Explain and teach the immortals: "..."

Many Chanjiao Immortals had black lines all over their heads, some Chanjiao Immortals were angry, and some Chanjiao Immortals were amused, while the princes standing next to Ren Taiyi and Yuding Renren stepped back a little. Step forward, pretending not to know the fools and the others.

Time passed bit by bit...

Soon, it will be noon.

Among the crowd, a dissatisfied Xianjiao Xian said: "What's going on? Didn't you say Jiang Hechen (7:00-9:00)? This time (9:00-11:00) is almost over!"

"Could it be that you boasted and then ran away?"

Bursts of discussion came out.

Some Chanjiao immortals, after knowing that Jiang He despised all the "Alchemy Masters" of Chanjiao, already felt a little disgusted with Jiang He. Now standing here for several hours without seeing Jiang He, it was inevitable that they felt resentful.

The prince who was talking with the real Taiyi and the real Yuding was extremely anxious.

What are you doing?

Release the pigeons of many evangelists?

This Jiang He, could it be that he was really not coming out because he was worried about making a fool of himself, as these interpreters said?

brush!

At this moment, a celestial light flew from a distance and landed in the center of the square. Jiang He yawned and said, "Fellow daoists, I'm sorry to keep you waiting for a long time. I stayed up late last night to revise the recipe of body training pill. Just overslept."

"Jianghe!"

As soon as he finished speaking, an old man in the crowd stared angrily and said, "Modify the formula? What do you mean?"

Many Chanjiao Immortals who were originally full of resentment towards Jiang He's late arrival were all furious at this moment.

Exercise Pill, that is Chanjiao's unique prescription, it was developed by many alchemy masters of Chanjiao, and it took countless years to develop, and I don't know how much painstaking effort it took.

Jiang He said this in public, how could the immortals not be angry?

Jiang He was speechless for a while, and said patiently: "The exercise pill you explain is really good, but the refining process is too complicated, and it takes a lot of time to refine it. You can't make mistakes. If you are not careful, all previous efforts will be wasted. The error tolerance rate is too high. Low, I modified it a little bit, is there something wrong with improving the fault tolerance rate and refining efficiency?"