Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Text Chapter 509: Jade Emperor: I feel offended!

Explanation and teaching outside the mountain gate.

The disciples of Yuanshi Tianzun, such as Nanji Immortal, Yuding Immortal, Taiyi Immortal, and Huanglong Immortal, stepped on the fairy cloud and stared into the distance.

Scoff.

Suddenly, a slight tearing sound sounded.

But it was Daoist Taiyi, who found out a bag of spicy sticks from nowhere.

He skillfully tore open the spicy strips, and ate a piece by himself. Seeing that all the seniors looked over, he couldn't help laughing and said, "This is a local product that Jianghe's dog brought from Zuxing. It is called spicy strips. Zu Xing is very popular, young people love to eat it, ten bags of fairy crystals, and a bottle of Coca-Cola and a big bucket of potato chips and chicken popcorn as a gift, it is very suitable and tastes good, do you want to try it?"

Seeing Nanji Xianweng and others shaking their heads, Master Taiyi finished a whole pack of spicy sticks in three or two mouthfuls, then waved his hand and took out a bottle of very cola, drank half of the bottle, opened the lid and said happily, "One more bottle, Haha, another bottle!"

"Another bottle for what?"

Master Huanglong asked in surprise, while Master Taiyi explained: "This is very cola. There is an event, as long as there is another bottle on the bottle cap, after drinking, you can find that dog in Jianghe to exchange for another bottle with the cap. It is said that there will be another box, but the chance of another box is very small, there may not be one in ten thousand bottles that will be another box."

Very Coke obviously does not have such activities.

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But the fools bought a lot, so they went directly to the senior management of Very Coke and placed an order.

"I see."

Daoist Huanglong suddenly realized, and said: "This thing is interesting, and the price is not expensive. I will go to Jianghe's dog and buy some later."

price……

not expensive?

If the group of monks from Earth heard these words, they would probably jump up and scold their mothers.

What's the price for a fairy crystal?

On Earth, there is absolutely a price but no market.

Two years ago, even a low-grade spirit stone on earth was fired for tens of millions, and it was hard to buy with money.

Today, the earth has experienced the second recovery of spiritual energy, and the country has also discovered a vein of spiritual stones, but even so, the price of a low-grade spiritual stone is still as high as 5 million.

This is true for low-grade spirit stones, but middle-grade and high-grade spirit stones are naturally more precious, and fairy crystals...you can't buy them even if you have money.

How many dollars worth of junk food can you buy with one fairy crystal?

Isn't this a violent thing?

certainly.

Those immortal sect and demon monks from the earth probably won't be able to come into contact with a strong person at the level of Daoist Taiyi in their lifetime.

After chatting about "spicy sticks" and "coke" for a few minutes, Daoist Taiyi changed his voice and asked, "Brother Yuding, what's going on? Why did the Jade Emperor suddenly remember to come to our Yuxu Palace?"

"I don't know the specifics."

Master Yuding replied: "I sent a message to Yang Jian before, asking him to help Jiang He pass the message to Duke Dongmu, but later Yang Jian sent a message to tell me that the Jade Emperor is coming to Yuxu Palace."

The Jade Emperor is the lord of the Heavenly Court, the ancestor of the Daoist orthodoxy, in terms of seniority, and equal to several saints.

Although the group of Nanji Xianweng talked about "Jade Emperor" in their mouths, it seemed disrespectful, but the Jade Emperor came to Yuxu Palace in person, and Yuanshi Tianzun didn't show his face, so they, Yuanshi Tianzun's direct disciples, naturally had to come out to receive them.

This means that Guang Chengzi and others are not here, otherwise the "Twelve Immortals of Yuxu" will have a high probability of getting all of them.

The lord of the heavenly court is so high!

"Um?"

At this time, the Nanji fairy suddenly moved his eyes, looked at the distant sky, and said with a smile: "Here we come."

At the same time, hundreds of millions of miles away from the Chanjiao Mountain Gate——

The originally peaceful sky suddenly trembled slightly, and then the Jade Emperor, Lu Dongbin, and Yang Jian suddenly appeared.

At this time, the Jade Emperor had already changed into a suit of brocade clothes.

The whole body of this brocade clothes is purple gold, and the clothes are embroidered with patterns of real dragons, phoenixes and some mythical beasts.

It looks very stylish.

The Jade Emperor looked around and said with a smile: "It's been a few years since I've been in the lower realms, Lord Dongmu, don't worry, we'll just fly there."

Lu Dongbin, who was about to urge the "Space Breaking Shuttle" to take the Jade Emperor and Yang Jian to carry out "space teleportation", stopped immediately. He pinched his sword formula and sacrificed a flying sword. Not very good, so he waved his hand again and sacrificed a fairy boat.

The fairy boat swelled against the wind, and instantly turned into a luxurious and luxurious ship suspended in the air. Duke Dongmu said with a smile: "Your Majesty, please, Erlang Zhenjun, please."

After the Jade Emperor and Erlang God Yang Jianfei landed on the boat, Lu Dongbin followed.

Although the big ship was only a high-grade fairy weapon, it flew at a fast speed under the control of Lu Dongbin. It directly drew a ray of fairy light in the sky and flew towards Yuxu Palace hundreds of millions of miles away.

The Jade Emperor was in high spirits, standing on the prow of the boat with a wine glass in his hand, looking at the mountains and rivers below.

Lu Dongbin chatted with the Jade Emperor, while Erlang Shen Yang Jian sat cross-legged on the deck. He has always been taciturn, and his relationship with the Jade Emperor...although it is not too bad, there is still some estrangement.

About half an hour later, the fairy boat stopped in front of the Chanjiao Mountain Gate.

As soon as the Jade Emperor disembarked, Master Yu Ding and others came up to meet him, and they all said "Master Uncle Jade Emperor".

The Jade Emperor was full of bearing, cut straight to the point, and said with a smile, "Don't be polite, gentlemen, I've come today uninvited, but I've disturbed you... Gentlemen, in fact, I'm here today because I want to meet that young man from the ancestor star. "

"Master Uncle Jade Emperor wants to see Jiang He?"

Immortal Yuding waited for the "Twelve Immortals of Yuxu" to be moved, and the Nanji fairy came out and said with a smile: "Jiang He is now living in Yuxu Palace, so I will order someone to inform Jiang He..."

"No, I'll go myself."

The Jade Emperor waved his hand and interrupted the Nanji Xianweng.

The Antarctic fairy was not too surprised.

Given Jiang He's all kinds of evil abilities, it's not too much for the Jade Emperor to visit in person... This Lord of the Three Realms, although powerful, has a very good temper.

"I will lead the way for Martial Uncle Jade Emperor."

"Then I would like to thank the Emperor Changsheng!"

The Antarctic Immortal also has a fairy position in the Heavenly Court, he is the "Antarctic Longevity Emperor" in the Heavenly Court, but he is only a temporary post, even the Jade Emperor has no right to order him, after all... the status is here.

soon.

The small courtyard where Jiang He lived came into the view of the Jade Emperor.

"Uncle, this is where Jiang He lives temporarily. He borrowed my master's Three Jewels Ruyi, saying that he wanted to use the time acceleration formation in the Three Jewels Ruyi. I don't know if he is practicing at this time... Er ?”

Before the Antarctic Immortal could finish his sentence, he sensed a flash of breath in Jiang He. Immediately afterwards, he saw a fairy pot flying up. The fairy pot was floating above the small courtyard where Jiang He lived, and it kept growing...

In the end, it turned into the size of a thousand feet, and then stopped.

Then Jiang He flew into the air, holding a storage ring, pouring all kinds of fairy medicine into the pot with a clatter.

Backwards, I found the Antarctic Immortal and Lu Dongbin, and immediately poured all the medicinal materials in the storage space into the pot, and then flew over to meet Lu Dongbin, and said happily: "Lu Daoyou, you can be regarded as Here it comes... Hey, this...could it be the legendary Erlang Xianshengzhenjun?"

Yang Jian is still following behind.

Although Yang Jian saw Jiang He for the first time, as a disciple of Chanjiao, even if he was sitting in the Heavenly Court recently, he was familiar with the name Jiang He, and immediately clasped his fists and said: "Disciple of Chanjiao, Yang Jian, met fellow Daoist Jianghe."

Jiang He also cupped his fists and said some polite words.

Seeing that he didn't pay attention to the Jade Emperor at all, Lu Dongbin quickly sent a voice transmission secretly. Jiang He was startled and said in surprise, "You are the Jade Emperor?"

Jade Emperor: "..."

The Jade Emperor's face turned black!

Feel offended!

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