Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

For a moment, the high school student who had just provoked and laughed at Ji Changze even thought he was dreaming.

That's a ka0 hand.

The material of the hand ka0 is difficult to break, not to mention that Ji Changze is twisting it like a twist.

Seeing the "psycho" in front of him finish twisting his hands and walking towards him, he was so frightened that his legs weakened and he fell to the ground with a thud.

Ji Changze's face was quite calm, but his tone showed a little anger: "Come! Become a prototype, let's have a fight, don't you have hair removal! If you lose, I will shave all the hair on your body!"

"I, I, I..."

High school students are scared to death.

His mind was so turbulent that he didn't even realize the meaning of Ji Changze's words for a moment. He could only stammer: "I don't have any hair."

The man in Taoist robes in front of him smiled contemptuously, with the words "You take me for a fool" written on his face: "Who are you kidding? You black bears have thick sperm and no hair? Hurry up, ordinary people know our identities anyway. Now, you don’t have to worry about it, it will become a prototype soon!”

This sentence made the high school student think that he was watching a cartoon for a moment.

But people with photo stickers in cartoons don’t twist their hands at all times.

He could only lean back with weak legs, his mind was in a mess. While leaning back, he looked at Ji Changze who was approaching him like a god. Finally, at the critical moment of life and death, he relied on his inflexible brain to Stabilized the situation.

"Brother, brother, calm down, don't you want me to be your little brother! I will be your little brother! I will be you now!!!"

As soon as these words came out, the expression on Ji Changze's face suddenly stopped being serious.

He sat back quietly, then quickly started to twist his hands, and asked the high school student: "Are you willing to give in?"

"I accept it! I accept it!"

Seeing that his life was saved, the high school student breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his head, stood up with weak legs, and tremblingly asked: "Brother, do you really have cultivation?"

"What are you talking about? You are also a goblin after all. Can't you tell whether I have any cultivation or not?" Ji Changze said this very righteously. He also pulled out members of the group to look down on the high school students: "You said Speaking of you, you are a black bear spirit after all. Why are you so vain in your cultivation? You can't even resist beatings, and you are so cowardly. If it weren't for the fact that there are so many fairies in China, I wouldn't have accepted you as my little brother if you had come to my door for free. "

The high school student Chenggong was led astray by Ji Changze's words.

He looked at the hand that was twisting around as easily as ramen noodles in Ji Changze's hand. No, no, it was hot dry noodles. Although it was being twisted around, it was very strong.

A horrifying thought came to my mind.

Since the monk Ji Changze is real, those frogs, cows, and monkeys in that group can't all be real...

Did he accidentally bump into a group of real non-human beings?

And he thought it was all just a joke, and he had been chatting with everyone there for several months without being discovered?

Ji Changze had already fixed the ka0 on his hand, and after reluctantly putting it on his hand again, he saw that the high school student still looked so dumbfounded, frowning, and showing disgust on his face.

"Although you black bears are a bit stupid, but since you have become a sperm, can you improve your IQ and have more contact with humans? Don't act like you only steal honey to eat. Be smarter. Otherwise, how can you protect me with me? Earth."

High school student: "...we...still want to protect the earth?"

Ji Changze nodded seriously, patted the table and motioned for him to sit down.

The high school student trembled, swallowed, carefully sat down next to the table, and gave Ji Changze a dry and flattering smile: "Um, boss, those goblins in our group are also your little brothers?"

"Not yet, but I will slowly subdue them."

He frowned and said after the high school student sat down: "Now that you have become my subordinate, I can tell you some things, especially the goblins in the group. You must pay attention to them. They are very dangerous now. "

Even though he still couldn't keep up with the rhythm, when he heard the word danger at this moment, the high school student cheered up instantly.

He now fully believes in Ji Changze's identity. He has to believe it. Anyone who twists a hand made of manganese steel into a twist with bare hands in front of him will believe that the other person is not a human being.

In addition, Ji Changze swore that the people who were "playing tricks" in the group were also goblins. The high school student had no suspicion at all and just thought that he was the only one in the group who accidentally joined the group.

Could it be that... those monsters are going berserk? ! !

Ji Changze: "Look at each of them. They don't practice for more than an hour every day. If they have the skills, they will just go to the water. Even if they are given experience, they will not practice. How lazy are they? They are not afraid of this dangerous attitude towards life." During the tribulation, he was struck to death by lightning due to lack of preparation.”

I thought the person in front of me was going to say something terrible, but instead I heard a high school student complaining about "What will they do if they don't make progress?" "..."

He sat stiffly, watching Ji Changze in front of him with a serious face, harshly criticizing the high school students for their undisciplined, unmotivated attitude towards life that only wanted to eat and die every day.

"They are still goblins after all. It's okay to think about eating and drinking all day long. It's okay to maintain their identity and not talk to me much. If they don't protect the environment and the earth, it's okay to just watch TV dramas and play games every day. But how can they survive the thunder tribulation? If you want to survive a tribulation in a busy city, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning and getting retribution?"

"And that frog, it only knows how to catch mosquitoes every day, can't it do something else? There is so much garbage under the water, it would be great for it to clean up the ocean garbage. The high salary is convenient for its status, and it can also protect the earth. The last time I gave him serious advice, he actually told me that he was a freshwater frog and had become a monster. What kind of distinction is there between freshwater and saltwater? Do frogs have to eat mosquitoes? You are a black bear spirit, and I haven’t seen you either. Eat honey, don’t you think so?”

High school student: "..."

He actually really likes drinking honey water, and it's because of this that he gave himself the identity of a black bear spirit.

But seeing that the cultivator who could twist off hands with his bare hands was still looking at him, he could only squeeze out a dry smile and nodded crazily: "That's right."

"Well, it seems that your three views are similar to mine, which is good."

High school student: "..."

The way to recruit a younger brother is to beat him violently. Does he dare to have different views?

Ji Changze continued: "The main reason why you can become my little brother is your identity as a fairy. In fact, I don't think much of you. Although you are the most dedicated and serious in cultivation, your cultivation is still too low, and your cultivation is It is used to improve yourself and improve your cultivation. How can you complain about everything and complain every day that you are not practicing well? Who are you cultivating for? Can your cultivation be stolen by others? Improve your cultivation, otherwise you will fail to survive the thunder tribulation and be knocked back to your original shape, and you will suffer the hardship yourself. "

Listening to the harsh tone of the person in front of him, the high school student thought for a moment that he was facing his head teacher.

Especially the last sentence, isn't it what the head teacher often said?

[Do you think I am willing to take care of you? Who are you studying from? You are learning this for yourselves! Whatever you learn is your own. If you don't study hard now, you won't be able to go to college in the future, and you won't be able to compare with others when you enter society. If you endure hardships, you will endure them yourself. 】

Even the format is the same.

The high school student was trembling, fearing that Ji Changze would lose control and beat him up as he spoke.

He burst into tears in his heart. How could that be cultivation? His parents controlled the time he spent playing with his mobile phone. He was either in class or studying every day, so every time he went to class to study, he would tell the group that he was practicing cultivation.

To complain about cultivation is to complain about learning.

For example, the questions were too difficult, the teacher assigned too many homeworks, and I stayed up late last night writing papers. After a busy day, I had to review tomorrow's questions even when I was taking a bath.

This is what he really did!

But that was what he thought in his heart, and the high school student didn't dare to refute it.

In Ji Changze's heart, he is a monster and he can beat him up. If he lets the other party know that he is actually a human being and has mixed up with non-humans to pretend to be a monster, Ji Changze won't sha're:n silence him.

The high school student was trembling with fear when Ji Changze suddenly reached out and held his hand with a look of disgust.

"Look at your ugly appearance with a bruised nose and swollen face. Isn't it very troublesome to heal your wounds by yourself? Forget it, since I am the boss, I will help you heal your wounds."

Before he could explode with fright, a warm current flowed into his body from the hands held by the two of them. Then he found that the painful places on his body no longer hurt. He had to tilt his head when sitting just now. It will be very uncomfortable and I can sit up straight.

At this moment, even though he had already believed in Ji Changze's identity as a cultivator, the high school student was still shocked.

"This, this is...?"

Ji Changze looked at him in confusion: "You don't know about healing? Are you still a goblin? I just thought you were reluctant to use this little spiritual power for healing."

The man in Taoist robes looked at the high school student with suspicion in his eyes: "You really don't know how to heal, right?"

High school student: "..."

"Yes! Why not? I'm a black bear. How could I not heal my wounds? I just can't let go of spiritual power. As you know, it's too difficult for me to practice, so I can't let it go."

The suspicious look in Ji Changze's eyes gradually faded away, and he nodded reluctantly: "You are also a gifted elf after all. You should pay more or less attention to your own cultivation progress, learn more advanced experience, abandon those feudal ideas in the past, and Go among the masses, communicate with people in the group, enrich your thoughts, and expand your connections. Especially in terms of pretending to be a good person, you need to learn more from Lao Niu. Look at him, in order to pretend to be a che:n-g person every day, he even eats Eat human food for every meal. This spirit is worth learning. Learn more, you know?”

The high school student nodded dryly; "Yes, yes, I will definitely study more in the future."

OMG, it turns out that the old cow eats human food just to pretend to be human.

No wonder Lao Niu says he wants to eat grass every day, but in fact he eats hamburgers, cola, chicken wings, and fried chicken legs.

He wanted to slap himself hard at this moment.

What on earth were you thinking, that you could sneak into such a group of monsters for months without noticing anything was wrong?

Ji Changze saw that the expressions of the high school students had changed from "confused" to "suspicious of life" to "accepting reality". He felt that it was almost done, so he said: "Okay, the barrier I have set up can no longer hold. Today Speaking of which, tell me, how did you tell the humans? Why didn't they arrest you even though they knew you were a goblin? Can you come in so openly?"

High school student: "... Just wait for me to make it up... No, no, just wait for me to think about it."

He swallowed hard, activated his brain, which was thinking at such a high speed even during the exam, and finally came up with it: "Boss, actually I didn't betray you. It's clearly stated in our group rules that you can't reveal your identity. I just I was beaten by you and came to the police station with a bruised face and a bruised face. They arrested you because you beat me, not because of our identities."

He was stammering and making up what he said, and he was very nervous. Unexpectedly, the person in front of him actually believed it. He nodded and said in agreement: "No wonder they didn't study you. Let me tell you, You must be careful in front of humans. My master said that you fairies almost died because humans were hunting them down. After all, I am also a human being. I won’t be skinned and cramped. The same can’t be said for you, especially you, they But they all like to eat bear paws.”

The high school student answered subconsciously: "Bears are protected animals, so they shouldn't be eaten..."

As he spoke, after seeing Ji Changze's displeased look, his voice became softer unknowingly: "You can eat it! Boss, you also care about me. I know that I will hide myself well and never give it to us. Goblins cause trouble.”

"What are we monsters? It's you monsters. I'm a serious person."

"Yes, yes, we goblins, we goblins."

Ji Changze nodded with satisfaction: "You go first. When I go out, I will take you to find the goblins in the group. Recently, I have speculated that the era of great purges is coming, and we must prepare early."

The word "Great Purge" is not a good word at first sight. The high school student's heart suddenly suddenly changed and he couldn't even think about the fact that he had to meet other goblins.

He quickly asked: "Boss, what does the Great Purge Era mean?"

This time, Ji Changze didn't look at him with an expression that said, "You don't even know this, you're such a piece of trash." He only explained solemnly: "Usually it's a natural disaster, and civilization will be wiped out, for example, you know the dinosaurs, right? They became extinct during the Great Purge.”

The high school student stammered: "We, we are going to become extinct???"

"It's not certain yet. Let's see what happens. If it's really the kind of thing that we can't stop, it means the life is gone. But we can't sit still and wait for death. Otherwise, I won't join the group. I'm alone. My power may be limited, and with the addition of you fairies, you will be more or less stronger than me alone. Let’s see how we deal with it when the time comes.”

He said, nodding encouragingly to the high school students; "Don't worry, if there is a flood from the sky like the last time, you will become a prototype and you will live longer than a human being."

Saying this makes me even more uneasy...

He is not a monster at all, he is just a human being! ! !

But no matter how confused and anxious he was, it was useless. Otherwise, if he admitted that he was a human being, Ji Changze would think that he was deliberately deceiving and got angry and directly clicked him. Then he would die before there was a big purge.

The high school student could only nod in a daze, and then watched Ji Changze wave his hand. Only then did he notice that something transparent and rippled around him disappeared instantly.

It seems that this is the barrier Ji Changze mentioned.

No wonder he broke his hands with his bare hands and the police didn't come.

He swallowed hard and went out in a daze.

Outside, his parents had been waiting anxiously. They were stunned when their son came out with no injuries and recovered as before.

"What's going on? Why did the injury on your face disappear so quickly?"

"The arms are fine, the legs are not lame anymore, this, this, this..."

The high school student stood confused for several seconds before suddenly grabbing his parents' hands: "Mom and Dad, withdraw the lawsuit, we withdraw the lawsuit!!"

This is not a lunatic at all, this is a true practitioner.

****

In the [China Non-Human Alliance], the black bear spirit that had not appeared for a while suddenly appeared.

[Long time no see everyone, the era of great cleansing of the earth is coming, and humans and fairies will most likely perish by then. Have you figured out how to deal with it? 】

The group friends who were having fun in the group all laughed when they saw this sentence.

In the era of great cleansing of the earth, it is still perishing. You can really make it up. This black bear spirit really knows how to play.

Now that the jokes have been thrown out, how could they not pick them up?

Boss Niu: [Clean it when you clean it. Anyway, I just need to have a full meal before I die. I have already spotted it. There is a shop on a certain treasure. The grass is delicious, tender and delicious, and the price is very special. It’s so cheap, I want to stock up on two big boxes and eat it all the time at home until I die. 】

The frog wants to eat swan meat: [I have no choice, I just want to eat a bite of swan meat during the era of great purges. 】

Monkey King: [Hey, what’s the point? Life is neither joyful nor death is painful. Anyway, you will die sooner or later. Isn’t it all death if you die early or later? 】

I am a little butterfly: [I don’t care. My life span is short, and I will die when I die. There will be so many people dying with me when the time comes. It’s really romantic to think about it. 】

Big Black Bear: [……]

In reality, the high school student carefully moved his eyes from the mobile phone to Ji Changze, who had an ugly face, and smiled to please: "Boss, don't be angry, isn't the Buddhist life popular now? Maybe they are following the Buddhist route."

"These goblins, I knew I shouldn't count on them!"

Ji Changze had a look of hatred on his face. He looked like he wanted to get into his cell phone and beat up all these people: "The goblins from three thousand years ago, even if the dynasty was about to perish, they would rush forward one after another to try to save it. It's true that one generation is worse than the other." , look at them now, looking at them waiting to die! I'm so angry that I have a headache."

Seeing this, the high school student hurriedly took the opportunity to say: "How about forget it, boss, let's not go to them. They don't look like they will help. It's probably useless if we go there."

Don't go, don't go! !

If the people in this group were all monsters, there might be some connection between the monsters.

What if Ji Changze is a human and cannot tell that he is not a monster, but the monsters in the group do?

After all, it is the difference between humans and monsters. If he is not from my race, a human like Ji Changze could beat him up. If the monsters knew that he had sneaked in, he was actually not a monster at all...

The high school student was so frightened by his imagination that he hurriedly gave Ji Changze advice: "Boss, look at them, there are four goblins. Although you are mighty and brave, it is impossible to defeat four of them. If they can win, why not let them join our ball protection alliance.”

"no!"

Ji Changze sternly refused and criticized the high school students: "You give up halfway when you encounter a little difficulty. How can you be so unmotivated? Do you also want to wait until the era of great purges and then sit back and die? Can you be a little motivated and survive? Motivation, if you are like these guys in the group, I might as well send you to death now, lest you stay by my side and spread negative emotions to me. "

High school student: "..."

He was trembling: "If you don't let me stay with you and be your little brother, won't it still not affect you?"

"No, either die or become my little brother, your choice."

High school student: "..."

Why do you always have to ask him this kind of question that seems to be a multiple-choice question but actually only has one choice? He is just a kid who has not yet taken the college entrance examination. Wuwuwuwu.

In the end, he gave in.

The two began fishing together for law enforcement.

The main thing is that high school students say in the group that they are traveling to various cities, and then propose to meet their group friends when they arrive in the city.

They were all big men, they were near their homes, and there was no pressure to meet them, so all the friends happily accepted.

After deceiving people, Ji Changze appeared.

The group member who said he was a monkey spirit was actually a teacher. Before his butt was hot, he witnessed Ji Changze, who was sitting in front of him, twisting a steel pipe into a steel ball.

Then he held him with one hand and the high school student with the other, and flew at low altitude to the suburban wilderness.

When he stood on the stable land, he was completely frightened.

Ji Changze: "Okay, there is no one here. Let's fight quickly. Black Bear, you go talk to the monkey."

The high school student who looked like a black bear spirit but was actually just a weak student stepped forward tremblingly, fearing that the monkey spirit in front of him would find out that he was a human and slap him to death.

As he was talking, he noticed that the monkey spirit was a little stunned, and looked at Ji Changze with fear in his eyes. He didn't realize that he was actually a human being at all. Then he breathed a sigh of relief, and his cautious tone gradually became normal. .

"Anyway, that's it, Brother Monkey, I think you should think about it carefully. The eldest brother has a bad temper. Last time I didn't agree to be his little brother, so he beat me up so hard that the photos were posted in the group. , but after you became his little brother, he was actually pretty good. Look at the injuries on my face, he healed them."

"Although we goblins live a long time, if we can die naturally, we will die naturally. What's wrong with dying in a daze during the great purges? Why don't you agree to it, brother? Let's think of something together. In the group There are five fairies in total, and with the addition of my eldest brother, this matter may be able to be turned around. "

The elementary school teacher, who seemed to be a monkey spirit but was actually an ordinary person, looked confused: "..."

what does it mean?

Isn't this group a joke?

Why, all of a sudden, the monk Ze is really a flying monk, and the big black bear is really a black bear spirit.

And from what Big Black Bear means, why do everyone else in the group think it’s true? ?

The high school students believed it because Ji Changze showed his hand, and the monkey spirit only believed it because Ji Changze took them flying and the high school students' words were accurate.

This statement is so true, it doesn’t look like a joke or a variety show at all, it’s flying, it’s really flying!

If a high school student knew what he was thinking, he would definitely complain about it.

Can you not tell the truth?

He just thought it was all true.

However, today's high school students don't know anything yet, and they are still staring at the monkey spirit with vigilance and fear in their hearts, worried that this monkey will discover his human identity and slap him to death.

The primary school teacher's brain almost crashed before he could reverse the current situation.

Therefore, the goblins in the group are really all goblins.

The era of great purge mentioned before is really a great purge, and all mankind is really about to perish.

And he, this innocent human being who accidentally joined the group, was considered a goblin after being orally high for several months without knowing it.

Now this monk-goblin came to him and asked him to participate in the plan to save all mankind.

After thinking clearly, he was silent for a while.

Isn’t this really a movie?

This plot is too nonsense! ! !

If he is a real goblin, he will definitely join, but the problem is, he is only a human being! !

Living native humans.

If you get mixed up with a group of goblins, they will have different minds if they are not from my race. What if you get chewed, chewed, and eaten.

By the way, bears used to attack people.

His legs were trembling when he thought that the man standing next to him, who looked about sixteen or seventeen years old and about the same age as a high school student, was actually a big black bear.

With his legs weak and his whole body stiff, he carefully asked the high school student: "I want to ask, what do you think of ordinary people? Is it possible that an ordinary person joins our group and is always regarded as a goblin?"

This is the right person to ask.

The real human and fake goblin high school student instantly stiffened and his mind went blank.

All he could think about was: He knows, he knows, he knows.

No, that's not right. If he found out about his human identity, he would take action directly. Why would he ask?

oh! Understand, it must be that he didn't notice anything unusual about himself, he was just a little suspicious.

Thinking of this, the high school student burst out with a strong desire to survive. He straightened his back and made himself more confident: "How is it possible? We are a regular group of non-human beings. The only human being is my eldest brother. Don't talk nonsense." Yes, we bears hate humans the most. You know, humans like to eat bear paws, and they have harmed many of my compatriots. Don’t tell me that there are ordinary people in the group, it makes my paws hurt.”

Is that okay?

In this way, this monkey spirit will not doubt his identity!

The high school students were trembling with fear, but the elementary school teachers were almost sweating all over their foreheads.

So, this bear still hates humans...

If he knew that he was actually a human being, would he slap himself to death?

No, you can't tell the truth.

Goblins are not human and have no feelings.

And since they had always thought he was a serious goblin and had been chatting for so many months, what if he told the truth and the monk-goblin thought he was playing tricks.

After thinking about it, the elementary school teacher finally made the difficult decision of "Since they don't see it, I'll pretend to be a goblin first."

He smiled dryly: "No, I hate humans too. You know, humans like to eat monkey brains. They dig their heads. Oh, I won't say it anymore. My brain hurts when I mention it."

The topic was changed, and the high school student breathed a sigh of relief and felt a pain in his heart.

It’s over, this monkey spirit actually hates humans.

He must be careful not to reveal his secret, otherwise what will happen if this guy digs out his head.

The primary school teacher over there was also careful not to reveal any clues.

Otherwise, this black bear spirit would cut off his hand if he knew he was a human being.

Both of them had their own thoughts, but Ji Changze almost didn't laugh out loud when he saw them testing each other.

However, he had always been able to control his facial expressions, so he did.

Waiting for the high school student to come and report that Monkey King voluntarily joined (actually not very voluntarily, but he heard that he would die if he didn't join, so he agreed), Ji Changze nodded: "Then go on to find Lao Niu Bar."

The same routine got the same effect on Lao Niu.

After seeing Ji Changze's power, he almost knelt down and shouted to God.

Yes, Lao Niu is a foreigner.

It's just that he has lived in China for many years and is very proficient in Chinese. He is also under a lot of work pressure, so he joined such a group to try to have fun and relax.

I never expected that this group of people would actually be real.

Mom, there really are monsters in China!

Finally, a black bear spirit said that he hated humans eating bear paws, and a monkey spirit said that he hated humans eating monkeys. This poor guy had all three views ruined, and even began to wonder if he had learned all aspects of culture when he came to China. That's not all. Foreigners who have missed the fact that there are fairies in China can only bite the bullet and join them with a dry smile, trying to make their facial expressions confident.

"Yes, I hate people too. They eat beef. Cows do so much work every day and still have to be eaten. People are so cruel."

Wow, oh, oh, let's put it this way, it's unlikely that his identity will be discovered and he will die immediately on the spot.

Naturally, he didn't notice the bitter look on the faces of the other two "goblins" after hearing that he "also" hated humans.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, it just works.

They soon found the last man.

That's the frog who wants to eat the swan's flesh.

The last person is the worst.

Because the people in front only faced one, two, three, and four pressures, but for the last person, the whole group of people came to him, and everyone said that they hated human beings.

Comrade Frog almost died of fright.

He never expected that he would join a group to have some fun, but in the end he was the only ordinary person in the group, and all the rest of what he said every day were true.

Fortunately, he still thought that everyone was having fun bragging and having fun together every day. It turned out that the truth was that they were telling the truth every time, and he was the only ordinary person who didn't know anything and could still blend in and chat well.

Is this good luck or bad luck for him?

A group of "goblins" gathered together, all of them were full of shit in their hearts, but they still maintained a harmonious smile on their faces. Ji Changze sat aside and watched them chatting decently.

Monkey Spirit said: "Recently, the hair on my body is also a bit dull and yellow. I am very careful when sleeping every night."

The black bear spirit also hurriedly said, "No, I'm losing a lot of hair."

The butterfly said tremblingly: "I, I also shed my hair, no, no, I don't have any hair, I mean I shed powder. There is powder on my wings, but it keeps falling off."

Isn’t it normal for butterflies to shed powder?

Such an idea flashed through the hearts of everyone present, but no one dared to say it out.

Maybe Butterfly Spirit doesn't actually lose fans? If he said it, wouldn't he be admitting that he was not a goblin in disguise?

So, the current situation has become like this.

Everyone is talking nonsense in order not to be discovered as human beings, but because they are unclear about the current situation, no one dares to question what others say, and what they say is also trembling for fear of being found to be wrong.

It's like playing a game in the dark. No one knows who is who. Everyone thinks that the few sitting across from them are evil monsters. But they still want to prove their identity as monsters, so they can only talk nonsense. , talking nonsense and trying to make it very logical.

Everyone feels that they are very lucky to be able to get away with such nonsense.

In fact, it's just because there is no correct answer at all, so everyone will think it's normal to say whatever they say, and they will quickly write it down and nod wildly to express their approval.

Ji Changze sat aside and drank tea slowly, watching them use their own perseverance to talk passionately about non-existent things and discuss them in a decent manner.

He put down the tea cup, took out a few registration forms from the bag he carried with him, and handed them to several people.

"Since you all agreed, let's fill out the onboarding form, and then we'll discuss how to get through this purge."

Several goblins were chatting and laughing, but they were so bitter that they shed tears naturally.

The first line of text reads: Please write the name of your race in the box.

With smiles on their faces and tingling in their hearts, everyone picked up their pens, trembling hands, and nervously wrote monkey/cow/butterfly/frog/black bear in the box.

And wait until [Which race do you hate the most and why? 】This question.

"Of course the most annoying thing is humans."

"Hahahaha, I don't like getting along with humans the most, except for you, boss, of course."

"I am also a human being, so you are too, hahahaha."

A group of real humans burst into tears and wrote on paper "The most disgusting human beings".

At this moment, what they were thinking directly overlapped.

Why, why should I join this group?

The most important thing is that I actually found out after chatting for several months that I was the only ordinary person in this group! ! !

Only! have! I!