First Secret Agent in History

The scumbag boundlessly shouted every day to destroy Jing Zhongyue and regain the title of the city master, of course, to expand his power, Zhaoxian Ling was still hanging there.

He is a waste of scum. Of course, no talent can be recruited. Anyone who trusts in the well is a scammer or a scammer, or he can rely on his mighty sham and fake tiger ball.

What's Fabian Suiji's favorite? Those strange people, if you can break a big stone in your chest, or empty-handed pans, you can ensure that you can eat and eat beside him.

Who is the best person around him? River and lake warlocks, those gods who spit lotus flowers, claim to have known for five hundred years, are usually regarded as honored guests.

So the boundless well at this time was completely surrounded by some rivers, lakes, and gods.

However, this scum is indeed moody. It may be possible to treat you as a guest the first day and throw the person to feed the dog the next day.

孩子 The child may be born with a pinched brain. It is indeed neurotic.

Of course, Jinyun Zhonghe couldn't just send him to the house to take refuge, that would be too unreserved. Zhuge Liang also needed Liu Bei to look around the cottage.

需要 He needs to emerge suddenly in the shortest time, become famous, become a god-man, and then be carried by Jing Wubian into the main palace of the city with a eight-carriage.

Jinyun Zhonghe said, "Xu Zhan, my first step plan needs your support."

Xu Xuanting said: "Theoretically, we have to report the change of plan, only with the consent of Shangfeng, but now the situation is special and we have the power for the time being."

He Zhongyun said: "During the next period of time, when I execute the plan, you should not have any contact with me. Remember that no contact is allowed. I must be alone and not related to anyone, even if It's your Anting inn that sells chickens. "

Xu Anting thought for a while, then nodded.

Jin Yunzhong crane said: "Remember, even if I am starving, frozen to death, or even to be killed, do not show up, let alone help me."

Xu Xuanting said: "Even though this request is strange, I will still satisfy you."

Uh ...............

The next day, Yun Zhonghe's first plan officially started: Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who wish to hook up!

A fortune-telling booth appeared in the most remote part of the streets and alleys of Rifeng City.

The entire booth is very simple. There is only a straw mat and a white cloth signboard that reads: "The world's first **** counts, only one hexagram per day. Each hexagram is inaccurate. It can't be counted. Instead, twelve silver will be posted."

Jin Yunzhong, dressed as a master, sits on a straw mat and closes his eyes.

He did not choose the popular city, but chose such a remote place, few people passed by for a long time.

Moreover, his appearance is not good. Other fortune tellers are immortal. Only he is shy. He has no divine temperament, his hair and beard are messy, and his rough clothes are tattered. Covering a handsome and unmatched face, one beggar was impoverished and impoverished.

For two full hours, only five people walked past his fortune-telling booth.

"This beggar is crazy. He will die of starvation sooner or later."

"Fortune tellers are not in the middle of the city, but in this place where dogs don't shit, their brains are flooded."

"I bet this beggar will starve to death here in less than ten days."

A whole day has passed, and Yun Zhonghe's fortune-telling booth doesn't have half a business.

安 Xu Anting sneaked in once and then quietly left.

Because Yun Zhonghe said, for a long time, he could only go to Xu Anting, but Xu Anting could not go to him.

And Yun Zhonghe said very decisively, even if he seems to be starving to the side of the road, you should never leave him alone.

Uh ...

The first day has passed.

Only a dozen people passed by Yun Zhonghe's fortune-telling booth and gave him a pre-judgment of starvation for ten days.

The sky was getting dark, and another man appeared at Yunzhonghe's booth and handed him a hoe.

What's the most important thing about being a person? Boneless, do n’t eat what you eat.

Ji Yunzhong crane picked it up in a hurry, eating quickly and eating cleanly. This is not pretending, but really hungry.

The fortune-telling business is so bad today that there isn't even a single copper plate into the account. Of course, I can only be hungry.

"Brother, you can't do this." The beggar said: "Fortune telling should be in a place with a lot of people, and the fortune telling can't exceed ten pennies at most. You twelve silver jewels, aren't you crazy? ? "

After finishing eating the steamed buns in Jinyun, the crane closed his eyes and raised his mind, and he ignored nothing.

The beggar said, "What should the fortune telling business do? You should first show it to someone for free, and say that there will be disaster in a few days, and he will ask you how to crack it, and you can collect money at this time."

Jin Yunzhong crane glanced at him, there are really good people everywhere, the game is free, the props collect money, and the advanced business philosophy of later generations is so uttered from the mouth of a beggar.

Jin Yunzhong crane said: "Since you understand this, why not fortune teller, but begging?"

The beggar said: "Sunny mother, there are hundreds of such fortune tellers under Fengqiao, the competition is too fierce. And the fortune teller is too tired to display, it is better to be a beggar."

Jin Yunzhong looked at the beggar, and she ate it all.

The beggar said: "A big event is coming. The Southern Zhou Empire and the Big Win Empire are fighting for the land without land. In this magnificent era, we are officially a good opportunity for the beggars to show their ambitions."

The cranes in Jinyun stunned and didn't see it. Such a beggar also has ambitions? He couldn't help asking: "How do you make a big picture?"

The beggar said: "The more chaotic the world, the more red and white happy events. The red things go to Daoxi, the white things go to cry for people, and they promise to eat spicy and spicy every day. Brother, take away this fortune-telling stand, follow me. Do n’t you be a beggar? ”

Uh? !! Is this what you call a grand exhibition?

"Don't go," Yunzhong He sneered, "the finch An Zhihong's ambition!"

The beggar sneered, "In the future, starve to death, don't blame me for not giving you a chance."

On the same day, Yun Zhonghe fell asleep on the straw mat of the stall and slept on the street. Fortunately, the weather was not cold at this time.

Uh ...

The next day!

The fortune-telling booth of Jinyun Zhonghe still had no business at all, and no more than ten people passed by all day.

I was cold and clear, and I was miserable.

I haven't eaten for another day.

In the evening, the beggar came again and handed Yun Zhonghe a big loaf.

"Brother, fortune telling really has no future, go with me as a beggar." The beggar invited again.

Jin Yunzhong closed his eyes and ignored the cold.

The beggar sneered: "Then you starve to death here, I got half or two dollars today, and went to play with women."

Then, he really took a piece of broken silver from his arms, threw it in his hands, played, and walked towards the blue building.

In the evening, Yunzhong He once again sleeps on the street.

Hell, it was a bit cold, and it was a bit cold to sleep on the straw mat.

Jin Yunzhonghe's first step plan is not going well. Seeing that there is even a risk of death.

But Xu Anting actually obeyed Yun Zhonghe's words, didn't come to see him, and didn't come to deliver meals.

The next day, I will starve to death.

Uh ...

On the third day, Yun Zhonghe's fortune-telling booth was still a monk, and he was completely hungry.

Alas, the beggar didn't come today, so no one brought him food.

The image of this extravagant man is a little bit too fast to persevere. Jiang Taigong is fishing. I wish he could hook it. Maybe my hook is too straight?

Jin Yunzhong crane can read the mind. As long as one guest comes to the house to calculate the hexagram, he can perform miracles and shock people.

He made a pass like this, ten passes through one hundred, and his **** was famous for the entire city of the fissure.

He Erjing loved these Shintos most. When I saw these gods and heroes, why didn't he need to carry the car to go home and plot his great usurpation.

But there is n’t even a guest. It ’s really a clever woman who ca n’t cook without rice. No one can pass by. This is too lowly and does not conform to his god-man style.

Squinting to watch the sun set again, another day will pass. Now the night is getting colder and harder.

God, please send me a guest. Any guest can do it.

He seemed to feel the prayer of a crane in the clouds. When the sun went down, his fortune-telling booth actually patronized a guest.

人 The man was full of flesh and brutality, followed by seven or eight people, each holding a knife. Yun Zhonghe saw at a glance that this group of people should be local gangsters, and the head of the group should be the gangster leader.

流 The hooligan leader glanced at the signboard and sneered: "Is it a twelve dollars? Are you thinking about money and going crazy?"

Jin Yunzhong crane said indifferently: "I have opened the eyes of the sky, and every hexagram I counted is a leak of mystery. Only one hexagram can be counted every day, of course, it is particularly expensive."

The hooligan boss said: "This street is covered by me. You are fortune-telling here, can you pay the protection fee?"

Jinyun Zhonghe said, "No, and I don't plan to hand over."

Hooligan leader sneered: "Do you know the consequences of not paying protection fees?"

Jin Yunzhong crane said: "I don't know."

The hooligan boss said: "Broken legs, thrown to the garbage dump and waited to die. I see that you are penniless, you must not be able to pay the protection fee, but the rules cannot be broken, come on, smash his booth Now, break his legs. "

Suddenly, several hooligans rushed up, and UU reading www.uukanshu.com was about to smash the crane in Yunzhong's booth and interrupt his legs.

Jinyun Zhonghe said, "Hey, what is your protection fee?"

Hooligan boss said: "Twelve dollars a month."

I was really a lion. He started a small business and didn't make more than a dozen dollars a month.

Jin Yunzhong crane said: "How about this? I'll give you a divination. It's exactly twelve silver. What about the protection fee?"

"Hahaha ..." The hooligan leader laughed: "You and other scammers, I have seen less than 8,000 and 800, and dozens of people have broken my legs in person. I don't understand any routine. You lie It's okay to lie to other people. It's blind to want to lie to me. "

Jinyun Zhonghe was overjoyed, and finally he was about to open.

And the rogue boss in front of him is simply the best customer, he can make a name for him in the cloud, and all the rogues in the entire fissure city are regarded as boundless running dogs.

Next, it ’s time for his first **** to perform miracles. He promises to let these hooligans go to the ground, worship, and help me become famous.

Yun Zhonghe stroked his beard and said, "If I am accurate, you just have to salute me, and shout Mr. I am wrong. If I am not accurate, even if it is a little wrong, you not only interrupt my legs And interrupt my hands? "

The hooligan boss narrowed his eyes and looked at Yunzhong He said, "Interesting, I'd like to see what tricks you and the river scammers have. Brothers, press me on the ground, ready to interrupt his legs and hands. "

Suddenly, several hooligans approached and spread Yun Zhonghe's arms and legs to the ground. As soon as the order is given, immediately break it with an iron rod.

Uh ...............

Note: With a small number of recommended tickets, my heart is really lost. Adults, please, give me tickets. Ask for foster care!