First Secret Agent in History

How horrible is the frying pan?

People in this world don't know how many degrees of boiling oil is there? But everyone has seen fried chicken, fried popcorn, fried dough sticks.

Baihuahua's meat can be fried down, if it doesn't matter, it can be directly fried into coke.

When he accidentally splashed boiling oil on his body, he almost jumped with pain.

This jump straight down the pan, it should be painful.

Otherwise, one of the penalties in the eighteenth floor of **** is to go to the pan?

Everyone at the scene was waiting for a terrible scene, waiting for Yun Zhonghe to scream like never before, and then smell the fried meat.

Sure enough, the crane in Jinyun screamed.

No ... this ... this scream is a little ... weird.

"what……"

"Oh……"

"Too cool, too cool ..."

"I haven't taken a bath in just ten days. Now I have to wash it clean, white and white."

The crane in the cloud in the saucepan actually took a bath in it.

当然 Of course, this is a fake oil pot. There is a heat insulation layer under this huge kettle. It is filled with acetic acid and borax, and the top is only a layer of oil. The well is used to test the guts in the cloud.

From the visual effect, the smoke billows and the oil pan boils. In fact, the temperature is only about sixty degrees.

Jin Yunzhong crane not only started to take a bath, but also took off his clothes and pants, throwing them out one by one.

"Sorry? Is there any soap? What about pancreas?"

"Nothing, I'll do it."

"Sister Leng Bi, would you like to come in and wash together? How about a bath?"

"In this situation, I want to sing a poem: Duckling duckling, Qu Xiang Xiang Ga, sweat hair floating in yellow water, magic palms white waves."

Jin Yunzhong craned his poem while raising his slender neck, waving his weedy dirty hair.

画面 This picture is real sky thunder rolling.

The audience was still silent.

Aren't we here to see the killers? How did it turn into a beggar to perform an absurd comedy?

"Papapapapap ..." Jing boundlessly raised his hands and slapped his hands.

有趣 "Funny, funny ... your mother is really not afraid of death."

"There are many people in this world pretending to be stupid, and I basically see one kill one."

"There are many real crazy people in this world, and they are no different from the walking dead."

"The rarest people in the world are only one kind of person, half crazy and half awake, and they are also the most painful."

"Yun Aotian, hell, can't you take a decent pseudonym? Whose name should be given to a child, how much hostility should parents and children have in their lifetimes."

Jing Wubian slightly raised his hand and said, "Yun Aotian, you offend me so much. You are an interesting person, but also a real lunatic. You have completed a wonderful performance at the cost of life. Tonight I'm very happy. You live, you don't have to die! "

Then, Jing Wubian said to Leng Bi: "Sister, you also know that my brain is abnormal, so I have encountered a crazy man with an abnormal brain. I want to spare him, can I?"

Leng Bibi said: "I kill countless people, either the spies of the powerful nations around, or the traitors in the city of fissures, and neither is the elite. I can step on the mouse, but I don't.

"Thank my sister." Well boundlessly.

Beng Lengbi said: "Boundless, do you want to adopt this mouse as a pet?"

老鼠 The mouse of course refers to the crane in the cloud.

Seng Jing looked at Yunzhonghe in the oil pan boundlessly, and said lightly, "You are deliberately doing all of this, just to trust me, or just want to enter the main city of the city?"

Yun Yun Aotian, oh no, Yun Zhonghe didn't speak. (Grandma's, I've been biased)

Sukai continued, "I'm sorry ... no! Yun Aotian you are very interesting, more interesting than the people around me, but you are not humble enough, not a good dog or a good pet."

He Zhongyun said, "That's a coincidence. I want to enter the city's main mansion. I want to go to Jing Wubian. But my request is that you invite me back with a eight-carriage. Today I was arrested by you. Yes, you are not sincere, so I don't want to trust you like that. "

"Eight lift a sedan? Do you want me to marry you to get started?" Jing Wubian said: "Come, send Mr. Yun Aotian away, wherever you come from, throw it back where you want to go from now on. Don't even bother him, even if his performance is as good as it is, it will be useless. "

Sakurai boundlessly said that it was necessary to completely close the gate of the city's main house, and never accept the crane in the cloud for life.

If that's the case, wouldn't all the former achievements be abandoned?

"Take it away, take it away, give him a hundred or two silver, it will be used as the cost of the show tonight." Well waved his hands, could not help but scratch again, his face twitched, obviously another pain.

When a few warriors came forward, they would lift Yun Zhonghe out of the pan and throw it back to the poplar alley to let him continue fortune telling.

Crane in the cloud said: "Gongzi, you have a hard time hiding, do you dare not drink water? Because every time you urinate, it hurts like a knife, but the more you do, the more urgency, frequent urination, dysuria, it just hurts. And I often hematurize, and I am beginning to rot and pus. "

啊 "Ah? How do you know?" Jing boundlessly hesitated.

"ShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH: HHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, HHHHH HHHH

Hey, hey, hey!

When I heard this voice, I felt boundlessly for a long time.

"You, you **** **** it, **** it ..." Jing Wubian screamed frantically, pinching his legs desperately.

不是 He didn't want to go to the thatched house, but when he thought of the severe pain in Xiaojie, he really wanted to cut himself off, so he didn't dare to drink water or drink now.

His temper has been so irritable lately, and he feeds tigers constantly, which is why.

I'm sorry to say such a thing, I'm sorry to tell outsiders, I've found all the doctors, but they can't cure it.

偶尔 Even if it is occasionally better for a day or two, it soon recurs.

Then his mania was even more serious.

Why? On what basis?

I look so handsome, but need to urinate frequently?

You look so handsome, but do not urinate frequently?

还有 Is there any heaven in this world?

The crane in Jinyun can see that the boundless disease is very serious.

Prostatitis, followed by urethritis, may even cause other inflammations. Did you see that his face was abnormally red? Has he started to have a fever? The lymph nodes should also be very swollen. I have not seen him sitting in a chair. Don't dare to move on.

他 And his infertility should also be due to prostatitis, which is the number one killer of infertility in men.

Because of this disease, Jing Boundless has not touched a woman for a long time. What fun is there in this life?

In modern society, although these two diseases are not fatal, they are also very painful. Every time you go to the toilet, it is like a knife scorching fire.

Jin Yunzhong crane said: "Well boundless son, I can cure this disease and guarantee you a happy and happy life."

"Dream!" Jing boundlessly said: "The Southern Zhou Empire and the empire of the big win empire all came to a dozen people. The doctors all over the world who deal with incurable diseases have come to see for me. None of them was cured, you just A half-crazy, half-stupid scammer who just wants to cure my illness? Dream! "

"Easy, as long as a few alchemies are used to ensure the cure of the disease." Yunzhong He said: "I am proud of the sky, know the astronomy, know the geography, pass the yin and yang, and understand the gossip. Wen can govern the country, martial arts can cure Hualiu, It is the world's first talent. "

"Really?" Jing Wubian asked, his face was a little serious.

If there wasn't the performance of Yun Zhonghe just now, he would be totally unbelievable, but now he feels that Yun Zhonghe really has a certain style.

And this illness is really painful tormenting the well, and even if there is one thousandth of hope, don't want to miss it.

Jin Yunzhong said indifferently: "If you can't cure the disease, you will kill me, the worst enemy law. Send a few black people to kill me in Yun Ao Tian!"

Jing Wubian said, "Yun Aotian, you are very interesting. I don't want to kill you anymore. And I'm desperate for this disease. If you renew my hope, you will eventually be cured. Well, the consequences are terrible. "

Boundless voice is very serious at this time.

"Set up a military order!" Yun Zhonghe took a pen from his dirty clothes and said, "Can you give me a piece of paper?"

Someone soon handed him a white cloud paper.

"Sorry, I'm not used to this kind of paper, is there any kind of rough straw paper, the kind used in the hut." He Zhongyun said: "When I see this white and smooth rice paper, I think it won't wipe clean. Alas, the coefficient of friction is not enough. "

What are you **** about me?

Someone really found him a big piece of papyrus soon.

The crane in the cloud was overjoyed, and he licked a brush with his tongue to wet the ink on it, and then wrote the military order on the rough papyrus.

The content is as follows:

"If you don't cure Jing Boundless' terminal illness, Yun Aotian will be killed by 蹂躏."

When are vertigo, prostatitis and urethritis terminal illness?

Jin Yunzhong crane said: "If I really cured your painful illness, then you must use the eight lift car to re-enter me into the city's main mansion."

"No problem." Well boundlessly said: "If you can cure my illness, you are my benefactor. From now on, the city's main house will be your home, and I will be your patron. In the Windbreak City, you can cross gone."

"Walking sideways?" Yunzhong crane said: "Is the six overlords unrecognized overlord steps?"

Huh? Why is your focus on this? Digression.

Sakurai boundlessly: "Yes."

Jinyun Zhonghe said, "Well, can you perform the overlord step for me? Demonstration?"

Sakurai boundlessly froze, what does this ... mean? Let me show you Looking for death?

Jinyun Zhonghe said: "If you are sick, take two steps, take two steps."

Everyone, you, Yun Aotian, have been normal for less than a quarter of an hour.

Have you come out alive from the Ghost Gate, so can't wait to die?

Maniku Inari is moody, and you will die if you stir him like this!

Jin Yunzhong crane said: "Jian boundless son, I think you are depressed, you need to vent some, come down and take two steps."

"Two steps if you are not sick, two steps if you are sick, two steps!"

"Ha, ha ha ha ..." Jing boundless narrowed his eyes, turning from anger to laughter.

Then he actually got down from the chair, his arms widened, his legs spread out, and the arrogant steps of the crab were taken.

He is really mentally ill and moody.

But this is his proud work, because he is the originator of this crab step, he used to walk all day long.

I just did n’t dare to leave since I got sick, and he clamped me up and walked. I felt that walking had lost my soul.

Now retake the overlord step, although it still hurts, but it is also fun.

Jinyun Crane despisely said: "Gongzi, your overlord step is not authentic, it is not prestigious!"

"Fart, this crab overlord step was invented by me, do you say I'm not authentic?" Jing Wubian was furious: "Be careful I cut your tongue and chop your feet."

Jin Yunzhong Hexuan said, "I'll let you see what the real six relatives do not recognize the overlord step."

Then, Yun Zhonghe dumped the beggar in a rag and robe and regarded the hall as a runway.

"This is the ecstasy beauty step."

In Jinyun, the palms of his crane swayed his waist, swaying his posture, he walked first with charming model steps,

Is also called cat step. And it's a woman-specific model step, he stomps without high heels.

It was so coquettish to walk away, as if it was really in Milan Fashion Week ~ www.wuxiahere.com ~, everyone looked dumb.

Hey ... this beggar, is it so showy?

风 After walking to the end of the hall with the coquettish model cat step, he turned back suddenly.

接下来 "Next, start the real overlord step. The soundtrack sounds."

Jin Yunzhong began to sing cheerful songs in the crane's beak, and assigned BGM to his overlord step.

"I want to be willful, I will be willful

I want to be stubborn, I can be stubborn

See who can treat me

I do n’t think so

I do n’t want to be lost

What could be more inflating than this? "

In this way, Yun Zhonghe also sang and swayed, walking out of the most authentic six relatives who did not recognize the crab.

The effect of Jain is almost cheaper than the Shen Teng in "The Richest Man in Xihong City".

After was gone, Yun Zhonghe fluttered thatched long hair and threw a wink at Leng Bi.

我 ... 我 艹!

所有人 Everyone in the audience was once again thundered by Jiao Linen, as silent as watching a clown.

Only Wei Jing laughed out of breath, only two mentally ill.

Xun really is a child with a lot of joy. He sees Yun Zhonghe more and more interesting and more and more eyes.

At this moment he was really boundless and raised his hands to clap, exposing the wounds on his wrist, several wounds, and the latest one was still fresh.

He sued to cut the wound of his wrist.

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