For the Slaughter To Eliminate the Haggard

It stands to reason that I should have asked the president of the detective agency what to do, but I told Yosano that he was on a business trip with Senior Ranpo and was not in the agency.

What else can I do, go home.

After returning to the apartment, I thought carefully about how to make an appointment with Osamu Dazai to look fresh and unpretentious, and have a meal? Too vulgar, ask Oda? It's too strange to go directly to the port Mafia to visit the class? There may also be troubles, small troubles and big troubles, and I can't stand the toss at my age.

Do you want to use it as an excuse during your visit and take the opportunity to approach Dazai?

So I messaged the former.

【What are you doing recently? 】

It took a few minutes for the other party to reply.

【Receive protection fee】

…

Social.

It's the most foreign adjective I can scour from my poor word bank.

I put down my phone, flipped open the book and put it on my face, lost in thought.

But the contemplation didn't turn out well, because after a while, I went blind.

This is what happened.

"Yitou!" One day, the little princess jumped into my arms and asked with a wink, "Would you like to take me to the West End?"

I heard that there was a gang shootout in the West District, and there were members of the overseas organization Strain everywhere. At this time, the port Mafia could not go in and take a shot, so I patted Eka's little head: "Want to see the sun tomorrow?"

"miss."

"That's not possible."

If Eka was obedient, Director Nagasawa would not have sent mercenaries to take care of me in shifts. Dusk was my off-duty time, and just as I was about to take a comfortable bath and continue thinking about the plan, the phone rang.

"It's not good, Ito!" Chi Fu broke his voice in a hurry, "Miss Eka is gone!"

"…"I knew it!

"Why are you still standing there!" I quickly put on my coat, "Go and adjust the surveillance!"

The surveillance showed that Eika sneaked out at 8:12 in the evening. She was petite, and there were many trees and flowers in the courtyard of the mansion, which made it easy to hide, but the guards did not find her. A few mercenaries and I stared at the screen for fear of missing the slightest detail.

Eika, who left the house, is like a bird out of its cage. She walks and jumps as if it will fly in the next second. What is depressing is that when her figure is about to leave the monitoring range, she also turns her head and makes a Grimace, obviously knowing that a monitor is installed here.

Chi Fu said with emotion: "Miss is so smart."

The person who adjusted the monitor couldn't help nodding: "I actually found out the installation location of the monitor in advance, which is terrifying."

Fortunately, other people's brain circuits are still normal: "Those who contact the security team immediately must find the young lady!"

The night was no longer peaceful.

Eika just said she was going to the West District not long ago, but no one has seen her on the only way to the West District. There is no real evidence, and we dare not rush into the territory of other organizations to ask for someone. Chi Fu decided to go first. The directors discuss countermeasures.

"Yitou, aren't you going?" Chifu asked me.

"I'll be over in a while."

After my colleagues left, I quietly hid in the dark, leaned over, kicked the ground, jumped on the roof of the house, and opened my eyes.

The field of vision suddenly widened, and the situation in the West District was brought into view. I squatted on the roof and carefully searched every place.

At this moment, a man caught my attention. He was wearing a large backpack. He looked nervous and suspicious.

So I stared at him.

The little princess disappeared on her way to the West District. It is very likely that she was abducted by criminals. After all, she is a little girl who looks like a flower. Which criminal will not be moved by it.

The man grabbed the strap of his backpack, and suddenly rushed back when he was about to cross the road. It turned out that someone was coming. After the passerby left, he sneaked out and continued to walk towards the destination.

Not long after, the man stopped and got into a building, I think this is his stronghold and didn't run away. The veins around the eyes widened in an instant, and his eyes closely followed the man's steps.

I saw him walk into the room and start...

Start undressing? !

It's really a beast, Eika, don't be afraid that I will come to save you! !

I jumped up quickly, opened my eyes and focused Chakra, ready to rush directly to the man to let him see what justice is from heaven, but for some unknown reason, the man took out a towel from his backpack.

Then, he turned and left the room, and after taking two steps, he lifted the curtain in front of him, revealing the splendid scenery inside.

The curtain fell, and it was written in unusually striking characters, "Men Tang."

I:"…?!"

Ahhhhh my eyes! ! !

It's over, it's over.

I accidentally bumped into a telephone pole while sprinting for 100 meters. In the end, Chi Fu saw that I had not returned, so he went back and dragged me back.

After that, the disappearance of the little princess was also resolved. She did go to the West District, but on the way, she met Sen Owai, the leader of Hong Kong and black, who had just finished shopping. The people went to press the road together and forgot to report to the family for a while, which caused the oolong.

As for the man who took a bath like a thief, he just felt that it was too messy recently, and being careful would help him live a hundred years longer.

The little princess is all right, and I am miserable. Since then, I have always felt that there are 10,000 x men dangling in front of my eyes, often rubbing my eyes, and a few days later, the eye of the needle was born, and I was forced to have an operation.

I'm sorry Brother Neji, Ito has embarrassed you!

After the operation, I needed to cover my eyes with bandages. After I left the hospital, I became completely blind. Chi Fu brought me back. When I got home, I kindly asked if I needed a guide dog.

...don't think I'm blind so I can't hear you laughing!

But he wasn't the only one laughing.

"Cough cough—" Zhong also seemed to be drinking something, and when he heard this, he choked, "You have a needle eye?!"

I held the phone and called out in anger: "What are you excited about?"

"No, it's just..." Zhong also tried his best to search for the available vocabulary, "I didn't expect you to still have today... puff."

"…"

"I didn't laugh."

"I believe it."

The opposite side was silent for a moment, and suddenly there was a burst of laughter.

I decisively turned off the phone, there is no good thing for men!

Director Nagasawa thought that I was blind to rescue the little princess, and specially granted me a week of paid leave to help me take care of myself.

I can't see anything now, but fortunately, I'm already familiar with the layout of the home. It doesn't affect going to the toilet or sleeping, but it's a bit uncomfortable not knowing the time.

On the first day of vacation, I was lying in bed getting moldy when suddenly, the phone rang.

I picked up the phone and fumbled for the answer button for a while: "Hello, hello."

"Huh?" The other party was very surprised, "I didn't expect to hear Ito say hello to me in my lifetime."

I sat up straight with a carp, and said in surprise, "Osamu Dazai?"

"it's me."

Dazai didn't know where he was, and there was the sound of vehicles whizzing around him: "I sent you a text message and you didn't reply, I thought Ito was hiding from me on purpose."

Thinking too much, I'm just simply blind.

"What text message?"

"The old place is short of two."

Got it, it's the Lupin bar.

"I didn't want to hide from you," I explained patiently, "I've got a needle eye, and I just finished the operation, not to mention reading text messages, even wearing shoes..."

"puff."

"…"

Go to **** with you and your partner!

If my temper was any worse, my phone would probably have been pinched, but even if I hate itching teeth, I have to be gentle, otherwise the chance of brushing goodwill in my mouth will fly away: "Please call me in person, but I will go there today. No, next time."

Perfect, the appointment has arrived, and the bar will gather after the light is restored!

I hung up the phone, and I was in a good mood. But now I can't read or watch TV. I can only pass the time by listening to music. I fumbled for a long time before I turned on the Walkman. After the four songs passed, the doorbell rang. .

Subconsciously asked: "Who is it?"

The boy's bright voice answered me: "The community sends warmth~"

Surprised, I quickly put on my slippers and ran to open the door, bumping into a chair on the way.

Opening the door, besides Dazai, I heard another voice: "Excuse me."

It's Oda Sakunosuke.

It was pitch black in front of me, and I didn't know whether the two were here to play or visit the patients, so I could only make way and let them come in first.

"Huh," Dazai stepped forward all of a sudden, I could feel his breath close at hand, "I really can't see it."

With a wave of my hand, I just grabbed his paw dangling in front of me, maybe it was a conditioned reflex, and we both froze for a moment.

"Of course I can't see it, how can this be fake?"

I let go of my hand nonchalantly, turned around and said, "Come in and sit down, but tea may need yourselves - oh my god!"

I stepped on the air, and the sole of my shoe slipped on the edge of the steps. My heart throbbed, and I saw that I was going to kneel on the ground to pay my respects to the two brothers. Suddenly, someone pulled me from behind and said, "Be careful."

I stood up with some embarrassment, and the other's hand was withdrawn at the same time.

"Thanks."

Dazai smiled and said, "You're welcome."

We sat on the sofa and chatted for a while. It was similar to the previous time. Oda and I were chatting and chatting about life ideals. Dazai occasionally interjected a few rambling words. The only difference was that he added eyes this time. postoperative care.

"By the way," Dazai asked curiously, "Why did Ichito grow the eye of a needle?"

I was silent. If I told him that this was a sequelae from looking at the man's soup, he would definitely be labeled as a pervert and quarantined until the end of the day.

Therefore, I said: "Not paying attention to eye hygiene and using the eyes for too long."

Oda: "Eyes are very important, we must pay attention in the future."

"Well," I nodded solemnly, not showing any guilty conscience, "I have an ancestral eye exercise in my family, and it will start tomorrow."

At that time, I didn't realize that this accident would be the beginning of changing the trajectory of my life, and I only passed the time with the two of them until late at night.