For the Slaughter To Eliminate the Haggard

That night, I adapted my little thing into a bedtime story and told it to Eka. The Hyuga family became the Sunflower family, and Ichito Hyuga became Sunflower Xiaoichi. After listening to Eka, she was very satisfied and hugged her. The plush bunny, who is still tall, sleeps on his back.

I helped her tuck the quilt, and obediently went to the next room to rest. This rest lasted for seven hours.

Early in the morning, the sun shines through the gap between the curtains, I wash my face and call Jiro.

"Boss, I'm here to report the progress," I said. "I have successfully spoken to Osamu Dazai."

Jiro is called a man who hates iron but not steel: "I didn't say that you are a little one. It took more than two months to achieve something. Isn't there a saying that women chase men's interlayer yarn? You have to fully show the charm of our women. , try to take him down in one fell swoop.”

I raised my eyebrows, unable to believe what I heard: "'We' women?"

"That's not the point," Jiro seemed to be wiping the wine glass after hearing the news from Jiro's side. "If there is a sign, I'll pass you a book right away, and I promise you to take him down within ten days."

What book is so amazing?

I went back to the bedroom, opened the computer and selected the mailbox with a desire for knowledge. I saw that the title of the email had nineteen striking characters, "The President's Million Wife: A Summary of the Skills of Fishing Kaizi".

…

This technique will kill people!

The other party is Osamu Dazai!

On the other end of the phone, Jiro was still chattering: "First of all, use your tongue to smash his tongue..."

"We just talked, big brother, even boiling water has to have a heating process!"

"It's not rude, so first of all, you have to get his contact information, and then use your tongue to slap his tongue..."

I stroked my forehead: "It's no different from the one just now, and I like being passive."

"Okay, then just slap your tongue with his tongue..."

"Enough, shut up!"

I hung up the phone, deleted the email, and walked towards Eka's room.

Eka doesn't have to go to school today. She spends the whole morning in bed. After lunch, she soaks in her small study, and I'm next to her.

"One vine, one vine," the little princess asked, lying on the sofa, pointing to the book, "what does 'double cultivation' mean?"

After hearing this, I was stunned for a moment, and my brain started running fast: "Well... it means that men and women are not tired of working together."

The little princess nodded as if she didn't understand, turned two pages of the book, and asked again after a while, "What about 'Cumshot'?"

I:"…"

what the hell!

"Cumshot is... Zhongyuan Chuya's punch."

"Who is it in the Central Plains?"

"An upright boy who longs to breathe air above 1.6 meters."

"Um...I don't understand."

No, this book cannot be kept.

I stretched out my hand decisively, spread my five fingers to cover the text on the book, and faced Little Princess Eka's puzzled eyes and said, "Why don't we go shopping in the company and buy some new books along the way."

When she heard that she was going to buy something, the little princess's eyes lit up, she quickly jumped off the sofa, grabbed my hand and ran out the door.

But after a while, we had already reached the downstairs of Nagasawa Pharmaceutical Company by car, and came all the way to the director's office amid the greetings of the employees.

"It's said that I have nothing to do with the secretary, why don't you listen to me!"

This roar stopped my hand that was about to knock on the door. I thought about it for a while and asked the passing employees to take Eka to play elsewhere, then coughed lightly and said, "Director, Miss Eka is coming to the company to play. already."

The voice fell, and the dispute in the room immediately subsided, only to hear the director say, "Come in."

Opening the door, you can see the scene inside the house.

The director was sitting on an office chair, and next to the desk stood a tall, curly-haired woman whom I knew as the director's wife.

The two people who had a good relationship at the time were both blushing with anger. I looked to the right and found a man standing there. He had short red hair, and the beard on his chin had not been shaved. He looked a little lazy. .

I looked back and said to the director, "Do I need to bring Miss Eka home?"

He had a headache: "Take the lady back first."

"Wait," the director's wife stopped when she saw that I was leaving, "Didn't you say that there would be no woman other than me to be so suspicious, well, there is a woman now, come, tell me, if your husband and Another woman walking around all day, do you think there is a problem!"

Being named by the director's wife, I panicked: "I don't have a husband..."

"You don't assume?!"

I:"…"

Fear.

"Maybe it should be..."

"Did you hear me!" Someone backed up, and Madam suddenly became irritated, "Hurry up and replace the secretary for me, it's annoying!"

The director turned to look at the red-haired man: "Oda, if you and a subordinate of the opposite **** are dealing with work, and your wife suddenly runs over and says that the two of you have an affair, you are not wronged!"

The man called Oda thought for a while and said, "I don't have any subordinates of the opposite sex, and I don't have a wife."

"You can't imagine it, huh?!"

The director's wife: "Stop talking about those useless things. If you don't fire that woman today, we will never finish!"

As soon as the war was about to break out, the director and his wife started to fight each other again. Oda and I wanted to persuade again, but my wife picked up a stack of documents and smashed it on the director's head. I quickly jumped up to catch it and replaced the director. In the current wave of attacks, Madam was not to be outdone, and took off her high heels to open the head of the director. Oda quickly stepped forward to block, and he was full of mouths. Forget it, you have a lot of anger.

Chickens flying and dogs jumping, devastated.

"Don't think that this is the end of the matter. If you don't give me an explanation, we will go back today and I will tell you!"

I finally got the security to take my wife away. I, Oda and the director were exhausted. We were paralyzed in the office for at least ten minutes before we got up. I raised my hand to wipe the sweat off my forehead. The war has never been so tiring.

The director couldn't say what he said clearly: "You guys go out first, I... I'll take a break."

Upon seeing this, Oda and I could only respond and exit the office one after the other.

"Your name is Oda," I asked the poor fellow, "Why haven't I seen you before, my new colleague?"

Oda glanced at me. "Strictly speaking, it's not."

"What's the matter?"

"I'm a junior member of Port Mafia."

I was puzzled: "Then why did you come here, with a mission?"

"The lower-level members do the dirty work that no one wants to do, including today, it is also one of my duties to resolve internal conflicts within the family for the directors of Mafia's directly affiliated companies."

Got it, Gold Medalist.

"I see," I recalled the thrilling scene just now, and decided to shake hands with him. "My name is Hyuga Ito, and I'm a mercenary in this company. Please give me more advice."

Oda thought for a few seconds, then took my hand: "Ah, please advise."

In order to prevent my wife from making a comeback, I had to take Eka away first. The little princess was not happy at first, but after I took her to the mall to buy a lap, I had no worries. I put the little princess in the car and turned around. Walk into the convenience store and decide to buy something for breakfast tomorrow.

But before I could pay, the phone rang.

"Wow!"

I was taken aback by this explosive cry: "Eka?"

"Yitou," the little princess' lung capacity was quite sturdy, "I forgot to take my new shoes with me woo woo woo..."

"It's okay, don't cry, I'll go back and find you."

Eka took a breath, and cried to me for a while before hanging up.

I put down the vegetables in my hand, turned around and ran to the mall, looking for one by one along the counter that the little princess favored, and soon found the new pair of shoes that I didn't take with me.

It was already night, but the number of pedestrians on the road did not decrease. The streets were lively in the dark night, and there was still a long time before silence.

I was walking on the road with a shoe box in my hand. In a trance, a dark car slowly stopped by the roadside. I ignored it, but at this moment, the door of the car suddenly opened, and two men in black quickly rushed over to grab it. My first reaction was that even if you were blind, your dog-eyed auntie dared to grab it, and was about to slap her to teach them how to behave, but found that behind the two men in black, the teenager sitting in the back seat of the carriage looked like Some look familiar.

Isn't that not too savage?

So my second reaction was to be obedient.

After being pushed into the back seat by two men, I sat up straight: "It's you again, Mr. Dazai."

"Good evening, Miss Hyuga." Dazai laughed.

"Why are you tying me up, isn't it because you have some unreasonable thoughts about me?"

Hearing this, Dazai burst out laughing, and after meeting my slightly unhappy gaze, he quickly retracted: "I just want you to do me a favor."

After careful inquiries, I found out that a group of outlaws had formed a group to capture Mafia's underground casino. They said that if Mafia didn't send the person in charge to negotiate with them, they would kill all the guests, burn down the casino, and carry on further. Take one step.

"I understand the truth," I said, "but why are they looking for me, do they ask that they must bring a beautiful woman over before they are willing to let them go?"

"Pfft."

This time it wasn't Dazai who laughed, it was the two brothers in the front row.

= dish=#

Should have slapped you on the forehead just now!

Dazai was very calm, and he couldn't see the burning eyebrows at all: "You will know when the time comes."

Mafia's casino is under the shipyard, as expected, where a whole army of Mafia members had gathered, and they automatically gave way after Dazai got out of the car.

Dazai's voice did not fluctuate: "How is the situation?"

One of the men replied: "The negotiation failed and they insisted on communicating with the person in charge or else..."

"understood."

After he finished speaking, Dazai walked straight to the secret door. He glanced sideways at me and motioned for me to follow.

We walked all the way to the underground through the secret door. It was still dark at first, but the more we went down, the brighter it became. But after a while, we were in front of the gate of the underground casino. There were some Mafia people around. Dazai only raised his hand. , they took two steps back.

"Our leader is here!" shouted the member who acted as a passer.

After waiting for a few seconds, a voice came out: "Let him in!"

The communication staff subconsciously wanted to refute, but was interrupted by Dazai: "There are at least a dozen enemies in the casino, and only I am allowed to enter. Are you telling me that you have dug a trap and waited for me to jump?"

"It's not up to you now!"

"Then at least let me take one person, so that I can feel at ease. I'm very shy, if I can't meet even this small request, I'll go back now, okay?"

Hearing this, I immediately understood why Dazai brought me here.

The enemy may be summing up something, and it takes a while to respond: "Come in!"

Dazai raised his lips slightly, as if his plan had succeeded. Then, he looked at me, and I resisted the urge to roll my eyes and followed.

Okay, it is also a virtue to sacrifice one's life to accompany a gentleman.

The door opened, revealing the spacious space inside. I saw countless guests and doormen in gold and silver squatting on the ground with their heads in their arms. In the middle of the long-haired carpet lay a struggling man. He was hit by a bullet in the shoulder and flowed out. The blood has soaked the carpet red.

"Hey, hey, that's too much," Dazai raised his hands and looked at the enemy standing in front of him, "I promised to ensure the safety of the guests before I come?"

The other party cut, and the muzzle of the submachine/gun was facing Dazai: "I want you to die with them, idiot!"

The moment he pulled the trigger, I flew and threw Dazai down. The bullet shot from where Dazai was standing just now. Whoosh, it was embedded in the wall in the next second, and fine cracks spread around it.

The enemy was obviously not going to let us go, so I hurriedly grabbed Dazai and ran to the other side. Unexpectedly, there was a crisp "click" under my feet, and the floor cracked, revealing a dark trap hole.

Dazai was right at the position of the trap, he lost his center of gravity and fell down, and I fell to the ground along with him—

In the nick of time, I grabbed his ankle tightly!

The guests screamed harshly.

"Huh, it's dangerous."

"Now is not the time to be emotional!" I grabbed the edge of the floor with all my strength, "You bastard, do you need to fight so hard to test my strength?!"

Dazai, who was supposed to be in a state of extreme panic, was still in a nonchalant tone: "I was actually seen by you."

"Bullshit!" I steadied my plate and dragged Dazai to the ground with all my strength, "It must have been the last time we met, your sudden appearance startled me, I reflexively took a defensive posture, Although it was only half a second, it was captured by you, which contradicts the fact that I have no fighting ability from your investigation, so you came up with such a stinky chess move to test me!"

"Bingo, exactly!"

Md, let it go!

While we were talking, the second floor of the casino was crowded with people at some point. They were all holding submachine guns and pointed their guns at Dazai and me. The man who had just shot Dazai was standing in the center of the casino and slowly raised his head. hand…

"What should I do, Hinata Kazuto," Dazai still maintained his upside-down posture, as if he was sure that I was fully capable of solving the current crisis, "If we don't do anything, we will all die here, okay?"

Enemy: "Three."

Click, the safety of the submachine/gun has been pulled out.

A drop of cold sweat slid down my forehead.

"two."

Click, the handle is pulled.

Gradually, the grip on Dazai's ankle increased.

Dazai smiled lightly: "I'm going to die, Hyuga Ito."

"one!"

One you uncle!

Dazai felt a change in the inclination of his body: "Huh... Huh?!"

I held my breath and stood up abruptly to lift Dazai up. Under the terrified gaze of the latter, which was rare in a century, I grabbed his ankles with both hands, stretched out my arms and stepped on the floor with this strength, my whole body tightened. Stretched and shouted: "Are you ready!"

"Hey hey hey hey-wait!"

His answer is not important, the important thing is that the arrow has to be sent on the string!

I grabbed Dazai who was trying to escape, and stood with my feet in front of each other, my strength was accumulating, I was full, aiming, and firing—

"Fly, Osamu Dazai!!!"