For the Slaughter To Eliminate the Haggard

When I jumped on the roof of the Pajero, there was a very clear bang.

Then the car tilted to the side, stopped, and the door was opened.

"What the hell, you can run into high-altitude parabolas all the way!" The owner and kidnapper spat on the ground very fretfully, then raised his head, and suddenly found a large unidentified object like me wearing a civet cat mask.

"Hello," I raised my arms and uttered a solid English word, "Surprise."

At the moment when the kidnappers were stunned, I jumped out of the car and poked my finger on it. The man was unprepared, so he could only resist the soft punch. Before he could even scream in pain, he was hit by the force of the tree and hit the back of the tree. She slid down the tree trunk and fell to the ground, covering the place where she was hit, sweating profusely.

After subduing the kidnappers, I opened the car door and pressed the button to open the trunk, then went around the back of the car and moved out the other man who was tied up.

This is the victim.

"Um...cough!" After tearing off the sealing tape, the victim almost coughed out his lungs, "You, who are you—cough—a plainclothes policeman?"

"Guess," I transferred the rope that had been tied to him to the kidnapper, "be quiet, someone will pick you up soon."

Racecourse and Lin came later, and they helped stuff the kidnappers into the trunk and put the victim in the passenger seat.

"When we got off the viaduct, we heard from passers-by that a young girl jumped off the bridge just now. Could it be you?" Lin asked me.

"A girl is a girl, but it's not suicide." I put the mask on my head and pressed the button on my phone to send a text message to Jiro.

The horse farm drove a car and chatted with us: "I always feel that the kidnappers are too many sewers and dark rivers, and they overturned the boat in the big river."

I said happily: "Hahahaha, brilliant!"

Victim: "..." Can't laugh.

The next day we contacted the victim's wife. The two met in the square. The wife was surprised and delighted. The husband was too excited. Where did you go, a dead ghost

"In the future, you will be my sea and I will be your fish. Wherever you wave, I will wave. I want you to be filled with my love. The first thing you do when you wake up every day is to think of others~"

"I don't just get up in the morning and think about it. I think about it every second. I think about you a thousand times a day and ten thousand times a day. I will think about you in the next life after this life is over."

"Hate, don't say things like ending, we have to love for a long, long time, like my longing for you, it will never end."

"Yes, we have to love for a long, long time. Without your love, I am a body without a soul, as if I will die at any time."

"Damn, how are you~"

"Dead ghosts are not bad, sweetheart doesn't like to be shy~"

...

My facial nerves were already numb with nausea: "I'm going to throw up."

Lin and I have the same expression: "Me too."

"Don't be like this, be happy," said the horse farm. "You see Jiro's cooperation."

Turning his head, he saw Jiro holding his handkerchief and blowing his nose, crying with tears in his eyes: "I'm so touched, this sincere love is really enviable to others."

I:"……"

Forest:"……"

The world of adults is so hard to understand!

The husband and wife reunited, but this was not the end. Xiaoma sent the kidnapper to her husband and asked him to punch and kick him. The process was filmed with a camera and the faces of the two were exchanged on the Internet. The kidnapper was very angry. He was soon arrested on the charge of intentional wounding, which was considered to be avenging Saito's injustice.

After a period of time, I received a lot of entrustments. After receiving the money, Jiro felt soft after receiving the money, so he quickly stopped: "Xiao Yito, let's talk."

I am wearing a mask and preparing to go out: "?"

"I'm very happy that you can work so hard, yes, but," Jiro said to the point, "I think your current age is more suitable for going to university... Hey, I haven't finished yet, what are you running? Hey!"

After escaping from the persuasion scene at the speed of light, I ran to the target's house and returned all the damage to the client.

It was already a little late when we left.

I walked in the direction of Babylon while humming a little tune, came to the door of the bar, pushed open the door, and said happily, "Dear Jiro, did you miss me?"

At this time, a head that was so familiar that it couldn't be more familiar came out from behind the deck, and the tone was still with a pleasant turn: "I have some thoughts~"

I:"……"

I must have opened the wrong door.

I exited and opened it again. I was still greeted by the familiar head and the familiar person.

"Little Ito," Jiro next to the bar didn't even look at him, "let's accept the reality."

The teenager on the opposite side was wearing a lapel shirt and a sand-colored coat, with one hand in his pocket and the other stroking his chin, raised his head and looked at the interior decoration of the bar: "Is this the real home of Ito, it feels very good."

My background information is all fake, all the contact information has been deleted, even the phone number of the Bingdi Academic Affairs Office has not been spared, how can he find it? !

I secretly wiped the sweat from my palms and said in my calmest voice, "Is there something wrong?"

"It's so cold, Ito," Dazai smiled lightly, "I just came to see my friend who 'returned to my hometown', so don't be so nervous."

I had the idea of ​​running away, but after glancing at Jiro, the soles of my feet seemed to be stuck and I couldn't move a step...

I ran clean this time, what could he do?

At the end, he could only frown and look at Dazai: "Go upstairs if you have something to say."

"Yes."

Before going upstairs, Jiro seemed to have something to tell him, so I gave him a calm gesture, indicating that I could handle it.

The attic wasn't spacious, but it was tidy, so I turned on the light and let Dazai sit on the computer chair while I sat at the end of the bed.

After the Ninja World War, I encountered the biggest challenge in my life, and I have never been so desperate for an English test.

Dazai stared at me all the time, waiting for me to speak first.

I don't want to open my face, I don't want to meet his eyes: "You shouldn't have come here."

As soon as these words came out, the air pressure in the room dropped a lot.

"If you don't find it, you'll never get an answer," Dazai lowered his head slightly, like a lost traveler waiting for guidance, "Ichito has too many secrets, strong skills, smart mind, fake Personal files, everything is worth thinking about, including now."

"I've never dared to put all my trust in you, but after the Oda Tsukuru thing happened, this doubt almost disappeared. After all, people who can sacrifice their lives to protect my friends are trustworthy, but it's unfortunate. Yes, you escaped, and you exposed your fake identity before escaping."

I hooked my back and put my palms on my aching forehead.

"Your mission should have been completed before you make the decision to delete your personal data. I'm very interested. What kind of mission can make a talent like you come to Yokohama so far and dormant for three years."

Now that I have nothing to hide, I turned my head to look at him and said, "I seduce you."

Dazai: "..."

Dazai: "???"

"Is it weird?" After clarifying the words, I became more confident, "You have already investigated Babylon before coming to Hakata."

Dazai calmed down a bit: "Ah... the revenge house in the skin of a bar, specializing in helping people/revenge."

"Three years ago, a foolish client came to the door and said that his girlfriend was cheated by someone from Mafia and finally died. He wanted us to avenge his girlfriend, so I ran all the way. Yokohama... what are you?"

Seeing that Dazai was frightened, he was dumbfounded.

After a period of silence, he suddenly laughed.

"Why!" I swishly stood up, my face flushed, "Even if it's funny, you don't need to mock me in front of me, and seduction is just a process, the most important thing is to pick your head!"

"I'm sorry, I just didn't expect this to be the reason," Dazai was so happy that he couldn't straighten his waist. "I thought it was stealing Mafia's confidential information or assassinating the leader of the cadre."

After laughing enough, he slowed down, and then said, "Why did you suddenly leave without saying goodbye?"

It's not good for me to shamelessly say that the old lady thinks that you are already attracted to me but can't bear to start, so I temporarily changed the statement: "Because the client called and said that his girlfriend is still alive, and the real task goal is the dragon head. Died during the war, it was just a misunderstanding, and I came back with no reason to stay there any longer."

After explaining my own affairs, I asked the question that I had been holding back for a long time: "How did you find this place, my information is obvious..."

Obviously destroyed.

I saw Dazai curled the corners of his lips, stretched out his fingers and tapped the laptop on the table: "Remember the email I sent you?"

Why don't I remember, the death sickle of the English test was on my neck back then. If it wasn't for the other person's first-class question-pressing skills, I still don't know how long I would have been whipped by Ms. Kihara...

"You planted a location virus in your email?!" I suddenly realized.

Take every precaution, but you can't prevent the high-tech of the 21st century!

Dazai nodded: "Ichito is still so smart."

"...No, I don't think you're complimenting me at all."

Then he asked me some more questions. As long as it was related to that commission, I knew everything I could say.

From the encounter with Akutagawa Koyin to the fight against Gide in place of Oda, nothing was missed.

"No wonder the assassin who was in charge of training Xiaoyin said she was very talented. It turned out that Ito helped to fight the basics." Dazai did not mention Akutagawa, he must have guessed this level long ago. It's all-powerful."

"Where," I have no love for my life, who has been swept away half of the old bottom, "I just know a little bit about it."

After listening to this sentence, Dazai stood up and stood still, his hands in his pockets showed that he was relaxed as usual - but the tone of his words was not the same: "The last question."

I lifted my neck to meet his dark brown pupils.

"Is everything an illusion?" He asked with the most peaceful smile, "Since the first time we met, what we said, what we did, every laugh, laughter and sorrow, all were is fake?"

"I……"

I said one word of me, and the rest was stuck in my throat. After realizing that I couldn't say anything, I silently looked away.

Dazai didn't say anything, he just turned and walked towards the stairs, the coat was curved with his movements, and the sand color was drawn out of my field of vision——

"No!" I said suddenly, letting the sandy color stop in time.

"I know that you are very good at calculating people's hearts, so I didn't plan to use any disguise to deceive you from the beginning."

I don't understand why I'm so anxious, or maybe it's because the back of the other party's departure is too sad. If I don't say something, he will definitely give up something completely.

"What I have said and done to you in the past three years is all based on my own heart... I don't mean relying on my own heart, anyway, I have expressed it in the most natural state, because I know that only the most natural words and deeds can hide from your eyes."

"I didn't deliberately cater to certain things, or I wouldn't have honestly waited three years to complete this task, because I know that even if I plan clearly, it is impossible to prevent all unexpected situations from happening."

The lights in the attic are still on, orange, soft and warm, making the night outside the window a lot quieter.

If I had been as deliberate as he thought I was, I wouldn't have been so overwhelmed when I burned that photo.

"Actually, since I contacted you, I was prepared for the failure of the commission. After all, you really don't seem to like the type of others easily. The time limit I set for myself is three years. If the commission has not progressed after three years, I will I would ask Jiro to pay the liquidated damages, but I didn’t expect the client to get stuck and make a mistake.” I finished these words in one breath, and said that my emotions have stabilized a lot in the end, “This is the answer I gave, Dazai. "

The other party was still standing in the same place, neither moving forward nor backward.

This time I really have nothing to say.

Whether he can change his mind is entirely up to him.

The second hand on the wall moved frame by frame, and a slight tick was the only thing in the silence.

After a long time, Dazai turned his head and his lips slightly parted.

The moment I heard his answer, I couldn't help but open my eyes wide, and my head suddenly emptied...