For the Slaughter To Eliminate the Haggard

When I saw the deity of the math teacher, I found out that this man not only has a serious name, but also dresses very seriously.

The iconic glasses of the strict and old-fashioned professor of abstinence, a simple vest, shirt, trousers, and a simple outfit. of playfulness.

"I am in charge of teaching you algebra during this time," Kunikida asked with a serious face, "What is your current level of mathematics?"

"It will make you pry open my brain to see if it contains wet or dry garbage."

"..."

In fact, I used to be able to pass at least a pass, but now I have been abandoned for a few years and my studies have been completely sluggish.

It's okay, at least better than English.

I so comfort myself.

However, this comfort could not be passed on to Kunikida. When he saw the finished first test paper, his expression was like watching a ghost movie. He frowned and didn't speak for a long time.

"You need to lay the foundation." After a while, he spoke.

I nodded humbly.

The make-up time is from 2:00 to 5:00 pm on Saturdays and Sundays. At first, I was quite diligent, but then gradually became a lot more lazy with the increase of practice, so I began to find various excuses to ask for leave, no I am on my menstrual period today and I am going to the hospital for an infusion tomorrow. After that, almost all the universal reasons for asking for leave that can be found on the Internet have been searched...

"Teacher, I really want to study..." I leaned on the sofa and said weakly, "But my head really hurts..."

Kunikida on the opposite side of the phone: "This excuse was used last time."

"Really?" I didn't remember, "Well, then this headache may be periodic."

"No, I can't indulge you any more, I have to be on time this afternoon—"

"Oops, my phone is out of battery!"

After shouting this nonsense, I suddenly pressed the hang up button to turn off the phone, and the world suddenly became quiet.

"I seem to see me who doesn't want to go to school." Kosuke felt deeply about this.

After I left Kunikida, my life was full of love and hope again, and my career that was delayed by my studies was back on track.

But after about half a month, there was a small change in the track——

Oda is back.

The elation of the children is of course needless to say, but there is another thing I am worried about.

"Isn't Dazai coming back?" I asked nervously, pressing my heart.

"Not so fast," Oda replied. "He had too many blemishes when he became a cadre, and it was more troublesome to deal with."

At present, Dazai is being punished by Ango. After all, he is a restless master. Even if he is locked in a room, he can figure out 10,000 ways to escape from prison.

So Anwu directly put a small bench to block the door, and boiled Dazai like a hawk every day - the former is not allowed to sleep, the latter is not allowed to escape. After being engaged in this way, Dazai may not be able to come out and make trouble for the time being.

Celebrating with the whole world, it is gratifying.

I was thankful that the phone suddenly rang. I opened the phone cover and saw that it was Kunikida!

Looking at my instantly twisted face, Oda couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?"

"My tutor," I grabbed the phone and hung it up either or not. Finally, I shoved the hot item into Oda's arms and said anxiously, "You will be my uncle from now on!"

Oda was at a loss: "Huh?"

"You said that I fell from the balcony last night and became disabled in the first degree. I can only live on an oxygen mask, and I have nothing to do with my studies from now on!"

Oda vaguely pressed the answer button and said, "Hello, I'm Ito's uncle... Well, this is her phone."

"She mentioned to me about the cram school, but she accidentally fell off the balcony yesterday and is now hospitalized... Yes, very serious... Visiting her?"

Oda looked at me while clutching his phone. I was impatient, and quickly grabbed my neck and stuck out my tongue to make a fart gesture. The other party understood in seconds, put down his hand and replied, "No trouble, she's already dead."

Shinji, who was pouring the water, didn't hold it steady, the water cup rolled directly to the ground, and the hot water splashed on Yu's calf: "Wow - hot, hot, hot!"

"What's the sound? Well... it was the sound of my child dropping the water bottle after hearing the bad news," Oda said very politely, "Thank you for your concern, we will remember to call you at the funeral in the future, okay, I You can mourn and change, good night."

After the call, I quickly took the phone and asked, "Does he believe it?"

"I believe it."

"You don't need to go to the cram school?"

"I don't know, but everyone is dead, so there should be no need to go to the cram school."

I was instantly elated: "Well, it's worth dying to die."

Five children: "..." Is this the so-called adult?

Oda's resume has been cleaned up, and he can now march towards his novel dream, but because he can't find a suitable house, he can only live in my house temporarily.

"Excuse me," Oda said, feeling sorry for this, "I'll pay you the rent."

I didn't want it, so I rejected him.

I said before that Oda is a real person, and this is perfectly reflected at this moment. No matter how politely I refuse, he insists on giving me a rent for the fortress, and I can't persuade him.

"By the way, I remember that you gave all the money to the owner of the western restaurant before," I asked suspiciously, holding the envelope containing the banknotes, "Where did you get the money?"

"Dazai gave it to me to support my ideals."

...

As we all know, Dazai cut off everything in the past after he defected to Mafia. Not only did he throw away the suit that Moriou gave him, but he also sank the black card into Yokohama Sea. Where did his money come from?

There is only one answer, and that is the tens of millions of dollars I transferred to him that should have belonged to me. He spent part of it during the trip, and the rest went to Oda, and he should have expected it. Tian will pay it back to me as rent.

Suddenly I feel... Dazai is still kind...

- What a shit!

After a long journey, he ate, ate, played, and just returned the rest to the original owner. Where does kindness come from!

There are only two bedrooms in the house, one is for the children and the other is for me. Oda can only make the floor or sleep on the sofa. Although he doesn't mind this, I still cleaned the dusty study room. When I came out, I put a sofa bed, where Oda could either contemplate novels or rest at any time.

One day when I came into the house to clean, I found Oda sitting at the table thinking hard.

I probed my head with the vacuum cleaner, and found a large paragraph of text densely packed on the scratch paper.

"No inspiration?" I asked him.

"I feel like a shortcoming," Oda said, clutching the pen in his hand, with worry between his brows, "Obviously, when I was writing my resume, I had already thought about the plot, but when I actually started writing, I realized that something was missing."

It's like every time I make up my mind to study hard, and when I sit at the table, I find that this knowledge doesn't come into my head at all.

correct!

I slapped my thigh and suggested, "Why don't you take the kids to a picnic."

"Picnic?" Oda repeated.

"Isn't that saying that when writers don't have inspiration, they go out to find materials." I looked at him with a smile, and my heart was full of Xiao Jiujiu, who wanted to go out for a while.

Oda thought about it seriously: "Alright, the weather just happened to be good recently, so it's very suitable for going out."

"Then it's settled!"

After I made up my mind, I immediately threw down the vacuum cleaner and ran upstairs to ask President Fukuzawa for a leave of absence, telling him that I couldn't take orders for the next two days.

It's a pity that the president is not there. There is only one Yosano and a few clerks in the huge office, so I can only ask the former to tell the president.

"Let me guess," Yu Xie Ye put the broken hair behind his ear and looked at me with interest, "Want to go out with your little brother Niulang again?"

"Aihara? No."

"No?" Yosano entered the next round of guessing, "That's the dark brown-haired boy who comes to the door from time to time, okay, Ito, life is colorful."

Dazai's figure appeared in his mind.

I was shocked at the time: "What does this have to do with him?!"

The other party wondered: "Aren't you going to take a leave to go out on a date with him?"

"No, no, where did you want to go!" I quickly waved my hand, shaking my head into a rattle, "It's just a picnic with the children, it's just the ordinary kind of sitting by the lake and eating sandwiches together!"

Yosano's interest was instantly lost: "Tsk, it's boring."

She dealt with a love murder case two days ago. Specifically, the man was cheating and was discovered by his girlfriend. The latter stabbed the man three times in front of his love rival, and the man died on the spot.

"It's so irrational," Yosano asked while he was still writing the report on the case, "Ito, what would you do if your boyfriend stepped on two boats?"

I sat next to me and thought: "Then I'll show him an iron chain boat."

As much as he steps, I step on his number x10.

Hearing this, Yosano turned his head and looked at me in surprise, but after a while, he returned to his original expression: "I don't know why, but I always think that if it were you, I could do it."

"...Are you complimenting me? I think you are complimenting me."

Going back now is to clean the house and do housework, which is not interesting, so I squatted next to Yu Xeno and chatted with her for a while, and mentioned that I used the nonsense excuse of "falling off the balcony and dying" to deceive the tutor. When he was a teacher, Yu Xeno couldn't help laughing: "That fool even believes this kind of nonsense?"

"It's called innocence," I corrected me sternly.

"Well, be pure and innocent," Yosano finally finished writing the report and put the pen in the pen holder. "By the way, I forgot to tell you that there is a new member of the detective agency."

"Really? Where is the man?" I craned my neck to look.

"The president's office, we are talking to the president about something."

"What's your name? Does it sound good? Am I handsome?"

"His name is quite serious, his name is Guomu..."

Before I finished speaking, the door of the president's office suddenly opened, and I raised my face with a smile, but when I saw the true face of the new member, I was stunned.

Also sluggish is the other party: "...Hyuga Ito?!"

Unknown to Xie Ye: "Do you know each other?"

Looking at Kunikida Dobubu standing in front of me, at that moment there were only four big words left in my mind——

Finished, calf, son, finished.