For the Slaughter To Eliminate the Haggard

After walking through the undersea tunnel, we went to watch the dolphin show again, and now we are sitting in a drink shop with a glass of **** ale in front of one person.

In order to create the atmosphere of Valentine's Day, the boss specially rolled the soda straw into a heart shape, there were roses on the table, and even the music was changed to a relaxed and soothing tone, which sounded like a love impulse.

I bit my straw and raised my eyes, and found that Dazai was still laughing, and he was still intoxicated with pink flowers floating all over his body.

"You're normal," I don't look away. "That expression is so silly."

"Is there any~"

...very good, your final sound is already floating in the sky!

although……

cough.

I raised my hand to cover the corners of my raised lips.

I'm a little happy too.

At this time, I suddenly remembered that if it wasn't for Ranbu, I would never have thought of asking Dazai to come out at this point in time, and now we are tied... ah, no, we have exchanged ideas, no matter how you look at it, Ranbu is the biggest contributor.

So I surreptitiously sent a text to the latter—

[Mr. Ranbu, are you a well-deserved famous detective?>3

The other party also understands.

[Butei No. 1 Matchmaker: Three Months of Rough Snacks]

I was about to reply, "Don't say three months or even three years, I'll give you both hahahahahahaha", but I suddenly reacted when I lost half of the words, I don't seem to be able to stay for three months...

Seeing the change in my face, Dazai asked curiously, "What happened?"

"Ah, no, it's alright," I sent a good word to Luanbu and smiled, "Let's have a soda first."

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw Dazai dialing the phone with his phone, and then put it to his ear: "Hey, Chuya, I want to tell you a big happy event-"

I almost choked to death, so I rushed over to grab the phone and hung up: "You, you, why are you calling him!"

"Tell him that my famous flower is in charge," Dazai thought for a while, "Well... if it doesn't work, then call Mr. Mori."

Wouldn't that be worse? !

"No, take it easy." I'm doing it for your own good, otherwise you will be ridiculed by them collectively if I run away after a while!

But Dazai replied: "Hey? Why, doesn't Ito want to be responsible for me?"

The store is not big, and as soon as I said this, the clerk took the customer to look over here, seeing how complicated my eyes were, I subconsciously shrank back: "Who said I'm not responsible, I It's just, it's just... I just haven't figured out how to face it."

Dazai looked at me, his eyes a little more probing.

After drinking the soda, I hurriedly pulled him out of the store.

"At this time, I can almost catch up with Kyoka's welcome party," I deliberately changed the subject, holding Dazai with my right hand, "I don't know if it's too late to walk, why don't I take a taxi, but it seems to be a bit blocked today, otherwise-- - Ugh!"

Dazai pulled back suddenly, and I was forced to turn to face him.

I staggered a few steps, confused, "What's the matter?"

The other party did not answer me, but said another sentence: "Will it be the last day?"

His tone was calm, and it sounded like a very ordinary question... But it was different from before, he was smiling bitterly, as if he was begging from the bottom of his heart.

Looking at this expression, I struggled for a long time. If the answer is yes, it is undoubtedly giving the other party a candy and stabbed him hard. If the answer is no, it is deceiving.

"actually, I……"

I was about to tell the story about my imminently going to book a flight, but I looked away, but I didn't want to just bump into his crying child-like look.

At that moment, all the words were swallowed back in his throat.

In the end, I broke the jar and said, "No matter what, let that ticket go to hell!"

I directly took his hand and ran in the opposite direction: "There is a commercial street over there, listen carefully, I will make a lot of willful requests today, don't refuse."

"No," Dazai muttered, his voice soft as if it would disappear at any moment, "willful, it should be me..."

As a result, we had a great time that day, leaving all the unpleasantness behind, and completed the necessary items for each couple's date.

During the period, I also bought dumplings and pretended to feed them to Dazai. As soon as he opened his mouth, I took a bite. I was laughing happily, but unexpectedly, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he tilted his head and kissed my lips. , I was extremely upset by the anti-general army, and when I returned to the detective agency, I was still in a state of shame and anger, and I didn't talk to Dazai much along the way.

"Ito, go downstairs."

I stopped and looked up at Si Huan, who had dark eyes: "It looks like I've gotten off work, that's great."

Kunikida and the others bombed me and Dazai's cell phones on a date. God knows how panicked I was when I first received the call, but after more than twenty-six missed calls, I calmed down. Dazai was right, sooner or later they both to get used to.

"Then, see you tomorrow." I looked at Dazai and said.

"tomorrow?"

"Yeah, why are you so surprised, forget what I told you, let that ticket go to hell?"

Hearing this, Dazai's expression returned to its original state, he smiled and admitted generously: "Well, I forgot."

I also laughed along: "Tomorrow Kunikida will be long-winded, don't be lazy and skip work, you'll have to be punished together because of your embarrassment."

Dazai didn't answer, but told me the answer with practical actions.

He leaned down slightly and kissed my forehead through the headband.

I didn't laugh this time, I was blushing.

...To be honest, this feeling... is quite magical.

The next morning, when I came to the detective agency, I was ready to be scolded, but as soon as I opened the door, I found everyone staring straight in one direction.

"Sister Yito!" When Dun saw me coming, he quickly asked, "You, did you see..."

"See what?"

"Mr. Dazai! He is actually working, can you imagine that Mr. Dazai is actually working hard!!!"

I followed everyone's line of sight, and as expected, Dazai was sitting at the desk and working, while on the ground was a Kunikida.

"Teacher, what happened to him??"

Tanizaki: "Mr Kunikida passed out because he was too frightened..."

"..."

This, this can be regarded as an escape.

"Ah, Ichito," Dazai beckoned, noticing me, "can you check the contents of this report for me?"

I paused and walked over while my colleagues watched.

Seeing that Dazai seemed to have really changed his face and started anew, everyone also withdrew their curiosity and dispersed to do their own things.

"I always feel that they were motivated by you to work..." I looked at my inexplicably energetic colleagues and whispered, "What are you doing?"

The other side also whispered: "Scare Kunikida-kun, so he can be quiet for a while."

Kunikida is innocent, but... well done, Dazai.

In the name of the inspection report, the two of us whispered.

"If you can't announce the relationship, you won't be able to see Kunikida-kun's face turning pale with shock. It's a pity."

"...The latter is your main purpose. You can't change your personality. Teacher is too pitiful!"

"Also in the middle?"

"Then what, I think the teacher can hold on for a while..."

"By the way," Dazai laughed, "Has Ito turned on the computer?"

I didn't understand what he meant, but I went to my computer anyway.

The computer screen lights up and the wallpaper appears, which is an enlarged version of Dazai's handsome photo. [*The one I took by the river last time]

I:"……"

I hurriedly stood up and covered the screen with my body, and hurriedly switched the wallpaper. The person next to me asked Yosano, "Why?"

"No, it's nothing."

"Then why are you holding the computer?"

"I... I think it's very beautiful today, so I couldn't help but hug it."

Yosano's expression was complicated, and he looked at me like he was looking at a fool.

I laughed dryly, and pretended to shout, "Dazai, I suddenly remembered that there was an error in your report, and I'll check it again for you."

Dazai smiled brightly: "Then I will trouble Ichito."

I ran over to him, lowered my voice, and said angrily, "Why do you change my computer wallpaper if you don't have to? Hackers will cry if you use hacking techniques to do this kind of thing!"

Before he could answer, I suddenly had a bad feeling, so I took his mouse, reduced the form interface, and returned to the desktop——

The wallpaper is my classic "!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ".

"..."

I looked at him resentfully.

He responded to me with a pure and innocent look.

Without further ado, switch.

Dazai looked regretful: "Ah... I finally put it on."

"shut up."

After changing the wallpaper, I asked Dazai, "What extra things have you done?"

The latter said no, then I must not believe it, so I took out my mobile phone to check, and I was relieved after confirming that the mobile phone wallpaper was normal.

"Speaking of which," Dazai rested his left elbow on the desk, "What was the note Ichito gave me?"

Hearing this, I shuddered reflexively, trying to keep calm: "It's normal, it's Osamu Dazai—hehehe, why are you grabbing my phone!"

The other party flipped through the address book, and finally said four words slowly: "Dog than Dazai?"

"..."

Oh, leak!

"It's a nickname." I said sternly.

Dazai turned his head and looked at me with a smile.

I was not confident enough, so I said, "I'll change, I'll change..."

In the end, he became the [Domineering Teng's personal pet baby] on my mobile phone.

Dazai looked at the line of notes and was speechless for a moment.

"Isn't it right?" I asked.

"No, that's perfect."

"Ito-senpai, how's Mr. Dazai doing?" Tanizaki asked loudly, "Here is a request form to fill out."

"Oh, here we come!"

While filling out the entrustment form, I was thinking about going abroad.

Don't look at how stable I am now, in fact, I still really want to find that power user, but... I always feel that if I really leave, Dazai will definitely explode with some incredible attributes. I wouldn't find it strange if I fell in love with me again.

Besides, we only established our relationship yesterday, no matter how hard my heart is, it is impossible for me to leave immediately after expressing my heart, and it is temporarily impossible to go abroad.