For the Slaughter To Eliminate the Haggard

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious!"

In the ramen stand, I looked at the bowls that were piled higher and higher in front of Purgatory, and the movement of picking noodles stopped involuntarily.

No, as expected of a pillar, I have such a good appetite...

"Please have another!" Purgatory said to the ramen master.

"Okay okay."

Seeing that the new one was about to bottom out, I couldn't hold back and asked, "Mr. Purgatory, don't you test my strength?"

Purgatory turned to look at me, his eyes still wide open: "Eating is also a test of strength!"

"What strength, the ultimate endurance of the stomach??"

"Zhu's training for his stepson is very strict. If you don't replenish your energy first, you will be tired!"

I brought it up in one breath, and was about to refute, when I suddenly realized that what I said made a lot of sense - no, there was something wrong.

"Stepson?" I showed doubts in my eyes, "Mr. Purgatory, I am still undergoing the test of Zhu, I can only say that I am a prospective stepson. After that, it will depend on whether you are willing to accept me."

Purgatory put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said in a loud voice, "Be my stepson, and I will take care of you!"

I:"…"

No no no wait wait! This happiness came so suddenly, I couldn't bear it all at once!

"I only ate one... ten bowls of ramen with you. Is it too hasty for you to recognize me so quickly?"

"I will train you to become an excellent swordsman!"

"Huh?" Didn't he hear what I said?

I tried to rephrase: "I mean the gate could be a little tighter..."

"Let's officially practice tomorrow!"

...Wait Mr. Purgatory, please listen to me and finish! Don't put down your money and go, hello-hey!

After he left, I hesitantly opened the notebook and wrote a line after the [Yanzhu]—

He has a big appetite and is a good person. If you can listen to what I have to say, it will be even better.

The second column is the [sound column], Yu Jun Tianyuan.

I have a vivid memory of the man who said I looked dumbfounded.

"Listen, I'm a god, you're a pawn, you have to do whatever I ask you to do, you must always look at me and act, even if you are the stepson named by the lord, you must keep this relationship in your mind. Inside, screwed into the brain!"

He put on a very exaggerated and middle-level posture, and his voice was very loud: "Did you hear it clearly, and repeat, I am a god!"

…

I looked at him blankly, then raised my hand and clapped a few dry hands.

"What kind of eyes do you have, is there any dissatisfaction with me, the gorgeous **** of festivals?"

—This guy may have a common language with Akibe.

I thought so.

Later, I found out that this man was a bit narcissistic, but he didn’t make any fuss about killing ghosts, and I didn’t hide his strength. While he was killing ghosts, he also controlled ghosts in another area. Burn these cannibals quickly.

Then Yujun Tianyuan came over and happened to see the Kunai in my hand: "Are you also a ninja?"

"Why use 'also'?"

I looked at him puzzled, but I quickly realized that the other party was also a ninja before joining the Ghost Slayer team.

At this moment, we seem to have built a spiritual bridge between us.

After killing the ghost that day, Yu Jun Tianyuan proposed to go to a hot spring. I followed him to a hot spring hotel and was about to enjoy it comfortably. When I turned around, I saw three more girls beside him.

What's more important is that the three girls have pretty faces, and they all have a good figure with a bulging front and a slender waist.

...I just turned my head, what happened during this period?

Yujun Tianyuan noticed me and gave the answer for free: "Forgot to mention, these three are my wives."

…

I looked at the lady boss next to me: "Where is the nearest hospital, what may be wrong with my friend's brain."

"You bastard—!"

After some explanation, I finally realized that the other party is not talking nonsense, these three beautiful women with their own strengths are really his wives.

"Madam, where is the nearest hospital, what may be wrong with the eyes of these three beauties."

Yujun Tianyuan: "Hey, that's enough!"

The soup pool is separate for men and women. I naturally joined the women’s team and entered the same pool with Yujun Tianyuan’s wives. Anyway, there was nothing to do in the hot spring, so we chatted for a while.

During the chat, I learned that they are all ninjas, so I also revealed my ninja identity, and the atmosphere became a lot harmonious. The question of size, laughter and laughter are uninterrupted.

"Wow!" I exclaimed in surprise, "Makuyu you are so soft!"

"Ito, yours isn't bad, hahaha!"

"God, young crane, you really expected... hey, where's Suma?"

"Why are you hiding in there, stupid woman, come and join us!"

"Yah-!!"

Yu Jun Tianyuan next door was furious: "Hyuga Ito, what are you doing to my wives?!"

Afterwards, I took out a small notebook and marked a line after the [sound column]—

His wife is so cute o(*////▽////*)q.

The third column is the [water column], Tomioka Yiyong.

Tomioka: "…"

I:"…"

Tomioka: "…"

I:"…"

The silence lasted a long, long time.

"Mr. Tomioka," I couldn't hold it in any longer, and said first, "Let's go kill the ghost."

"Um."

Half an hour later, we finally arrived at the haunt of the cannibals. During this period, Tomioka was arrested as a suspicious person because he rashly asked about the cannibalism. Later, I told the villagers to let them go.

After killing the ghost, we returned to the headquarters of the ghost killing team and happened to meet Butterfly Ninja: "Mr. Tomioka, Hinata, did the task go smoothly?"

"Very well." Tomioka replied.

I decided to take care of his face and nodded in agreement.

"That's great," Butterfly smiled softly, "I'm also worried that Mr. Tomioka will cause trouble for Hinata."

I:"…"

Miss Butterfly, although you are telling the truth, is it really okay to express it so bluntly!

"No," Tomioka said calmly, "We get along very well."

Butterfly Ninja, who was misunderstood by the meaning of the words: "Actually, I want to say... No, forget it, it's okay."

At the same time, I turned my head and wrote a line behind the [Water Column] column of the small notebook—

This swordsman is not too cold.

It's better to choose a day than to hit the sun. Since we have already met, the next one is [Insect Pillar], and the butterfly endures it.

Butterfly's situation is special. She is the only one of the nine pillars that cannot cut off the neck of a man-eater because of her weak strength, but there is no way out. Kill", that is, use poison to kill cannibals.

At the same time, she is also the owner of the "Butterfly House", the medical facility of the Ghost Killing Team. After the team members are injured, she will be responsible for the treatment.

Knowing this information, I decided that Butterfly Ninja is a girl who combines gentleness and strength.

But soon I found out that I was wrong.

This person...is the type who can send you to see God while chatting and laughing with you!

"...Goug out the eyeballs, or cut open the stomach and pull out the internal organs. The more you kill, the more I will torture you," Butterfly said the harshest words in the gentlest tone, "wait for you to endure those things, miss. After suffering, your sins can be forgiven, let's work together~"

The quest target she restrained was too frightened to speak.

"Hinata, are you going to help me torture her? It doesn't matter, she is a ghost, and she will neither die nor leave any sequelae."

I didn't know who was the ghost for a while.

"No, no," I hurriedly waved my hand, and stood aside with the other ghost hugging my thigh shivering, "I'll fix this one..."

Because Butterfly is special in the ghost killing team, killing ghosts with her is not enough, and you have to go to the Butterfly House.

Butterfly has a house of its own in the Butterfly House, which is specially used for the preparation of wisteria toxins. It is said that the ghosts are most afraid of wisteria flowers.

"There are so many books," I looked left and right, "Miss Butterfly, can I take one and read it?"

"Yes."

I picked out a book related to drug making, and started to study it slowly.

When I saw Xingtou, Butterfly suddenly came over, so close that I could smell the fragrance on her body: "How, are you interested?"

"I-"

After seeing her black-bellied skills, I didn't dare to get too close to her, but it seemed impolite to step back. I was tangled. Seeing this, Butterfly showed a confused expression, and then leaned forward and tried my forehead with her forehead. Temperature: "I don't have a fever, is it because I can't feel it because of the hair band?"

I stood up abruptly.

Butterfly:"?"

"Butterfly, Miss Butterfly!" I blushed.

"Hey, I'm listening."

"…"

I ran out covering my hot face, and when I got outside, I took out the small notebook tremblingly, and the pen was a little unsteady—

[Insect column]: Mom, she teased me! !

"Hey," the male voice that suddenly sounded made me quickly put away the notebook, "I didn't get hurt at all. It seems that their training was very easy."

The one who spoke was the silver-haired spiky head, [Wind Pillar] Immortal Kawamiya.

I saw him staring fiercely here: "Come here quickly, or I will kill you."

Um…

I walked towards him, took out my notebook and drew a cross behind the [wind column].

==I would rather not have a monthly salary than worship him as a teacher.

Undead Chuan is a person who values ​​strength very much, and it is very simple to get his approval, and it will be over after a fight.

Although I don't want to be his stepson, but... I have to admit, it's really cool to fight with him.

Undead Chuan weighed the team rules and didn't use breathing techniques on me, and for fairness I didn't use the gossip sixty-four palms.

The same is the breath of the wind. If Murakami’s breathing technique is LV.1, then the Undead River is LV.99. Accidentally swiped by the side of the immortal river's cheek, bringing out a line of blood.

I was stunned for a second.

He and I had the same reaction.

"I'm sorry!" I panicked, "Does it hurt? Did you hurt your cheekbones? Your face is not very good. It really hurts, right?!"

"...Noisy to death." Fu Shichuan wiped off the blood with the pulp of his thumb.

He stared at me for a while, then finally said nothing, grabbed the knife and left.

I scratched my head, is this an endorsement?

Next is the sixth one, [Love Pillar] Ganlu Temple Honey Glass.

"Welcome~Ato~"

Ganlu Temple invited me to her mansion: "Let's eat honey muffins together!"

I was once again in doubt.

Looking at the Ganlu Temple where honey muffins and black tea are placed on the low table, I remembered the words of Mr. Purgatory.

‘Eating is also a test of strength! ’

Ganlu Temple was once the stepson of Mr. Purgatory, I have no doubts about this.

The former not only inherited the strength of purgatory, but also inherited his stomach. She wiped out more than a dozen pans of pancakes by herself. I saw it in my eyes and was shocked in my heart.

"Why don't I give you this too." I handed the plate to her.

"Ah, no need, Aten, you can eat it," Ganlu Temple said with a happy smile, "I even made ten servings!"

… Exactly the same as Mr. Purgatory!

We happily used our afternoon tea, as if it was not for training, but for health.

"Miss Ganlu Temple, why did you join the ghost killing team?" I asked curiously.

When it came to this topic, she who was lively and cheerful suddenly became twisted: "Do you want to listen? I always feel very embarrassed..."

Finally, she mustered up her courage and said, "It's to find a husband who can grow old together!"

"It's better for girls to find someone who is stronger than themselves. If you want to be protected, the pillars are strong, but they are not easy to see, so I have to become a pillar myself. I work hard!" Ganlu Temple held up Looking sideways, extremely shy, "You must understand this feeling, Ateng!"

I think of Dazai.

Looking back on the past, I couldn't help but ask myself, do I really like boys who are stronger than me?

Compared to Dazai, I seem to be a little more manly...

You can't think that way, Hyuga Ito, at least he's a little bit better than you, he's smart!

So I nodded, "Well, I understand."

"Really?!" Ganlu Temple was excited, "Aten, do you have a boy you like?"

"have."

"What kind of person is he?"

"He..." I thought for a moment, then replied, "He likes suicide, he is good at stealing, cheating, slipping doors, picking locks, he has a twisted intestine, he can think of any tricks, and he pushes all troubles. Do it for other people, and occasionally chat up other young ladies behind my back."

The smiling face of Ganlu Temple froze, and it took a long time before he spoke: "This person..."

"How about it, isn't it cute?"

"...??"

Looking at my serious face, Ganlu Temple finally gritted his teeth and nodded his head: "Well, very, very cute!"

Then she grabbed my hand suddenly: "No matter what other people talk about, I'm always on your side. If you can't stand it, come to me, Ateng!"

I put my hand on the back of hers and moved, "Definitely!"

[Lianzhu]: If I were a man, I would definitely marry her XD!

Next is the [Snake Pillar], Yihe Xiaobanei.

He received the same blacklist treatment as Undead Chuan.

After all... I already have a psychological shadow on the creature "snake", and when I see the snake coiled on his shoulders, I will subconsciously think of Orochimaru's face.

"I've heard that, Ganlu Temple didn't test your strength at all, right?" As it happened, the other party didn't like me, "I'm not as naive as she is, you better be enlightened."

Before accepting his test, I made a note in my notebook—

[Snake Pillar]: Suspected of having a crush on Ganlu Temple, it will be dealt with forever.

There are only two pillars next, so I ran to find the [Rock Pillar] first, Xingming in Beimingyu.

The other party folded his hands together and said to me with tears: "Welcome to my practice ground."

As long as he passes his practice trials, he can become his stepson.

I asked, "What exactly is the practice?"

"First there is the practice of drenching the body with waterfalls, then the practice of carrying three logs, and finally the practice of moving the rock one choi distance."

I looked at the great waterfall that was rushing down three thousand feet, then I looked at about four logs that were as thick as me, and finally looked at a rock that was taller than me, and continued to ask, "What if I fainted during my practice? manage?"

Beimingyu Xingming was very calm: "Then throw it into the river."

…

I took out a small notebook, and after thinking for a long time, I couldn't figure out what to write behind the [Rock Pillar].

Would you like to write a suicide note?

The last is [Xiazhu], Shitotsu no Ichiro.

He is the boy who threw me the stone, and I think my chance for revenge has come.

"Who are you?"

I:"…"

"It's a prospective stepson who is going to kill ghosts together." His Scorpion Crow reminded.

"Oh."

Shitou glanced at me, then turned and walked away, away, away...

Without paying attention, I tore the page marked with [Xiazhu] in half.

After dealing with all the pillars, I asked Murakami to have a meal together.

Murakami was very concerned about my situation: "Which pillar chose you?"

I shook my head: "I don't know, they seem to want to report the situation to the Lord, and then let me make a choice."

"Does it mean that the pillars will choose you at the same time?" Murakami was envious and jealous, "Damn, why did I encounter such a good thing!"

"That won't happen. There are a few who are very different from me."

For example, Toshito Muichiro.

Hearing this, Murakami was a little more balanced: "Then if you had to make a choice now, who would you choose?"

I put down the dishes, thought for a while, and replied, "I will choose..."