Former Cannon Fodder's Self-help Manual

Jian Yixian walked like flying, but Xia Changhan couldn't catch up: "Mr. Jian, you haven't got a change of clothes yet."

When Xia Changhan put down the food and hurriedly hurried to the bathroom, Jian Yixian just squeezed and unscrewed the nozzle. The water rushed down, steaming a faint mist, and suffocating around her. The smell of vegetable leaves and seafood finally faded.

Xia Changhan stood outside the bathroom, looking at the faint figure reflected on the frosted glass, and muttered in a low voice: "Wait after the wash is over to see how you come out."

She turned to go to the kitchen, picked and washed vegetables, and got busy.

When she was washing the ribs, she faintly heard someone calling her. Xia Changhan put down the ribs and listened carefully, but there was no more movement.

Xia Changhan thought he had heard it wrong, and turned on the tap again to wash the ribs.

After washing the ribs, Xia Changhan straightened up and moved left and right. Jian Yixian's voice came from behind: "Miss Xia."

Xia Changhan turned his head to look, and said, "Mr Jane has finished washing."

What caught the eye was Jian Yixian's exquisite and elegant carcass. She was slender and delicate, looking at Xia Changhan with a smile.

Xia Changhan turned back with a "fuck" in his heart, staring nervously at his toes.

Jian Yixian counts you as ruthless.

She glimpsed in surprise, did not dare to see anything, vaguely remembered that Jian Yixian's skin was very white, her eyes dangling white, her body was clean, and there was no excess hair.

Wait, Xia Changhan's spirits lifted up, there is no hair at all, and Jane is always a white tiger.

The system dragged a long sound "", disgusted: "Your focus is really different."

Xia Changhan's face blushed, and he stammered against her: "Then...Is that what I...can control, she just...ran around naked, and I just saw it accidentally."

The system gave another "" and stopped laughing at her.

Jian Yixian stood behind Xia Changhan with a smile, watching her white and delicate ears gradually dyed red, and asked: "Miss Xia, can you find me a dress to wear?"

Xia Changhan lowered his head, not daring to look at her, and moved out in small steps, "I'll look for it right away."

Jane followed her every step of the way.

Xia Changhan's cheeks were red now.

She couldn't help but regret that she shouldn't have closed all the curtains to prevent paparazzi from taking pictures.

After arriving in the bedroom, Xia Changhan squatted beside the cabinet, opened the drawer, and Jian Yixian also squatted down.

Xia Changhan quickly turned her head away: "Mr Jane, can you go to the living room and wait a while."

Jian Yixian stared at her with interest: "I am waiting for you here."

Xia Changhan closed her eyes and pushed her, "Mr. Jian, hurry up and get out."

The tight and smooth hand under her palm made Xia Changhan retract her hand like an electric shock. She shrank into a ball like a shy quail, and her voice came from under her arm: "Mr Jane!"

Jian Yixian raised her eyebrows, seeing that Xiao Dessert was about to turn into anger, and obeyed: "Okay, I'm out."

Before leaving, I didn't forget to bring the bedroom door. Xia Changhan quietly raised his head and glanced at the sound of the door closing. She couldn't see Jian Yixian in the bedroom, and she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

After Jian Yixian left, Xia Changhan became vigorous and squatted next to the cabinet looking for underwear.

She pulled and said, "Bah, Jian Yixian is really shameless."

system:"……"

Xia Changhan said, "I actually ran naked, when I haven't seen the market!"

System: "That's not what you said after being drugged/drugged at the party."

Xia Changhan didn't remember what happened that day, and asked the system: "What happened to me that time?"

System: "You said you are a virgin/female. Someone else has never seen a pig run before eating pork. You have never even seen a pig run. You can't get in at all for a night."

Xia Changhan: "???" I suspect you are engaging in pornography.

She hesitated and said: "No..."

System: "Why didn't... Finally, I released a small porn/film for you, so you can solve it."

Xia Changhan: "..."

The system aggrieved: "I was warned by the AI ​​Center after I gave you the pornographic film. I also issued a notice saying that my behavior did not conform to the core values ​​of socialism. It was a system that did not deviate from the low-level tastes. Go back to the stove and remake."

Xia Changhan: "...Thanks for your hard work."

The system wiped away tears: "Serve the people."

Xia Changhan: "?"

System: "Excuse me, I am currently receiving the Three Views of Righteousness, and the education of stressing civilization, establishing a new style, and promoting harmony has been affected."

Xia Changhan expressed her understanding that she can also be considered a person who has eaten pork in the comfort system. There will be no need to put Xiaohuang/Piece in the system in the future. Let it receive education and restart the system.

After comforting the system, Xia Changhan pulled out a set of unopened underwear from the drawer. She opened the bedroom door, covered her eyes and shouted: "Mr. Jian, I have found a set of clean underwear that has not been worn. "

Jian Yixian took the underwear and put it on openly in front of Xia Changhan.

After the rustling voice disappeared, Xia Changhan took a long sigh of relief, put down his hand, went to the cloakroom and took out the satin suit, and handed it to her: "Mr. Jane, is it okay to wear this suit."

The suit is simple and elegant, without losing its extravagance. It is a style she likes. Jian Yixian is happy in her heart. She feels that her vision is so similar to Xia Changhan's, although she vaguely thinks this suit is a bit familiar.

"This dress..." I really like being pushed into the bedroom by Xia Changhan with a guilty conscience before I can say it. She urges Jian Yixian to change clothes, and then she will have dinner.

Just as Jian Yixian was changing clothes, Xia Changhan sneaked into the kitchen to cook.

She fried a plate of prawns with celery, picked the green snow peas and fried them cleanly. After the cucumbers were flattened, they were topped with the prepared sauce. The carrots were cut into pieces and the ribs were simmered over low heat.

At twelve o'clock, all the dishes were out.

On the table is a plate of fried shrimps with celery, the shrimps are plump, and the green celery is dotted with it, which is delicious.

The carrot ribs soup is steaming hot, the carrots are very soft and melt in the mouth, and the ribs can fall off the bones with just a light squeeze.

Snow peas are crispy and raw when bitten, and the taste is sweet and spicy. Cucumber is spicy and delicious, and the lips of Jian Yixian are red.

She scooped a bowl of carrot and rib soup to relieve the spiciness. After eating, she packed up the dishes and praised Xia Changhan: "The craftsmanship is great. I like these dishes very much."

Xia Changhan smiled modestly: "Generally, it's home cooking."

After drinking and eating, Xia Changhan languidly collapsed on the sofa and didn't want to move.

Jane Yixian approached her and lay with her.

Xia Changhan raised her eyelids and glanced at her. Without speaking, she took out her phone and swiped Weibo to relax.

The enthusiasm between her and Jian Yixian lasted for a long time because she bought the navy, and most people suspected that her relationship with Jian Yixian was rekindling, so Jian Yixian

In fact, he is helping his daughter-in-law. Some people say that Xia Changhan is actually a third-generation celebrity with a strong background. Jian Yixian does not want to offend her. In order to make up for the relationship, he will spare no effort to promote Xia Changhan.

Netizens’ brain-opening analysis made Xia Changhan feel happy. She continued to scroll down, brushing and swiping, and suddenly she found a super-talk between Xia Changhan and Jian Yixian. The avatar was a picture of her and Jian Yixian. P picture held together.

Xia Changhan's ghost rushed in, and when Chaohua slipped down, it was all her and Jian Yixian fan stories.

Xia Changhan casually clicked on a headline article titled "I Love Cult CP": Jian Yixian was sitting on Xia Changhan x up and down, with spring water in his eyes as if it was about to drip, suddenly, Xia Changhan's wrist trembled , A deep top suddenly, Jian Yixian exclaimed: "My friend, slow down, I can't stand it anymore."

Xia Changhan looked dumbfounded, what the hell is this!

Jian Yixian was lying on the sofa sideways, the angle she lowered her head just enough to see the contents of Xia Changhan's phone clearly.