From Chopper To Cthulhu

　　 "Uncle, you don't need to follow me. I said that I will make good food for you, and I will never sneak away before it is done."

　　 "Uncle, which school are you from?"

　　 "Uncle, you are so powerful, have you already been ranked in the [Weapon Spectrum]? How many ranks are you in?"

　　 "Uncle, let me tell you, because I didn't bring a pot in the wild, so I can only cook such a dish for you..."

　　 "Uncle..."

　　 "Uncle..."

　　The character of the ugly girl in the melon hat is extremely free and easy. Li Goudan has been following him, even if she doesn't say a word, she can talk to Li Goudan by herself without any sense of fear.

　　 "I am not an uncle."

　　 Li Goudan finally couldn't help it, and said.

　　 After all, he is only 16 years old, and being called uncle by an ugly woman is really hurting his self-esteem.

　　 "Ah, isn't it uncle?"

　　The ugly woman in the melon hat who was busy burning the fire seemed to be a little shocked. Li Goudan finally responded, but she thought for a moment and seemed to have thought of something. She patted her own melon hat and said apologetically:

　　 "Yes, I almost forgot. A master like you must have a good face, and you can't predict the true age just by appearance."

　　 "So, should I actually call you...Grandpa?"

　　 "Ahem -"

　　 Li Goudan really couldn't help it. He coughed several times. When he calmed down, he shook his hand and said to the ugly girl in the melon hat: "My name is Li Haonan, you can call my name."

　　 "Li Haonan? Which words are they?"

　　A sly light flashed in the eyes of the ugly woman in the melon hat, and she said: "No, you are the name, I have never heard of you in the rivers and lakes, you are not lying to me, are you?"

　　 "My name is Li Haonan."

　　 Li Goudan also looked back at the ugly girl in the melon hat and said: "It's Li Haonan who [I don't know Li Haonan, even if I call it a hero], you will hear it often in the future."

　　 "I don't know Li Haonan, even calling it a hero is in vain?"

The ugly woman in the melon hat couldn't help but laughed, the marks on her face were crumpled, and it was even more ugly: "Well, your name is quite prestigious. If someone bullies me in the future, I can say that I have given You have cooked food, so you can scare them away, right?"

"Humph."

　　 Li Goudan listened to the ugly girl in the melon hat, but she was a little bit teased, and she couldn't help getting a teenager's temper and snorted unhappily.

　　 "Oh, you are such a big person, and you are still angry with a little girl of me?"

The ugly girl in the guapi hat laughed again, while her hands kept busy: "Okay, the dish I'm cooking for you is ready for fire. This dish is called "Chicken". You can try it, and it will be better than that of roast chicken with honey sauce. Much delicious!"

　　The ugly woman in the melon hat opened a whole oval clod of soil, revealing the wild mountain chicken inside, and Li Goudan suddenly felt a strange smell coming out of her nose.

"smell good!"

Li Goudan was also a little surprised. He had never thought of wrapping pheasants in the soil and making a dish. He also didn't know how the seasoning of the ugly girl in the melon hat was matched. The fragrance was really awkward. Human appetite.

　　 Li Goudan is not afraid of being scalded. He grabbed a piece of chicken from it and put it in his mouth. It only felt that the chicken was soft and melted in the mouth. It was a hundred times better than the roasted chicken in honey sauce.

　　 "Not bad, so delicious!"

　　 Li Goudan grabbed another piece of chicken and ate it, couldn't help but exclaimed.

　　 "Okay, then you are satisfied, right?"

　　 The ugly girl in the melon hat also clapped her hands happily, stood up and said: "Then we will be cleaned up, I'm leaving!"

"no!"

　　 Li Goudan objected-but the ugly girl in the melon hat turned her head and ran away.

　　 Li Goudan naturally couldn't watch her run away, so he put down the crocodile and got up to chase him, but he almost fell down just a few steps after he rushed out.

　　 He only felt particularly weak in his legs and muscles all over.

　　 "You dare to poison the chicken!"

　　 Li Goudan also reacted quickly, and shouted to the ugly girl in the melon hat-before eating the two bites of chicken, he had no problem at all.

The ugly girl in the melon hat didn’t turn her head back, only a silver bell-like laughter came: "Uncle~ No, it’s Li Haonan, don’t worry, for the sake of you helping me out, what I will give you is just a little bit. Ruanjinsan, much less than the normal dose. With your skill, you can be fine with one stick of incense at most of your luck!"

　　 "You ugly bastard, don't want to run away!"

Li Goudan's hands were stained with a lot of blood, and even the city defense general was killed by him, but now he was inadvertently put aside by an ugly girl. With the youthful spirit, how could he accept defeat and stand up again after resisting the discomfort. He just adjusted his breath slightly, swearing, and chased after him with his thick legs.

　　The ugly girl in the melon hat had already run far, hearing the shouts coming closer and closer, when she turned her head, she couldn't help but be surprised, only to see Li Haonan, who was supposed to be unable to walk, followed her.

　　 "You, how can you catch up!"

　　Although the ugly girl in the melon hat only wants to get away and does not want to harm people, so she puts little muscle and loose weight, how can this person catch up without any influence?

　　 This is He Zhen’s new talent half a month ago [The knife is in the person], which played a huge role.

[Knife is in person]: Strengthen the bond between you and the holder. The higher the holder’s reputation for you, the greater the effective range of remote spiritual communication with the holder, when the prestige is For neutral and above, each prestige level provides 5% of the effects of "lifesteal" and "tenacity".

This "soft tendon powder" is obviously a "poison", so when it acts on Li Goudan, it first receives the effect of "tenacity" which reduces the "damage effect" by 20%-originally the weight is halved, this effect It's even weaker.

　　 Then, this "soft tendon loosening" is obviously still a "negative state effect", so it is once again affected by the effect of "tenacity" on the abnormal state time by 20%.

Good guy, Li Goudan is extraordinarily hypertrophic, and he needs more doses than ordinary people, plus two consecutive 20% reduction effects, so with a little luck, he can run and walk normally, and then run for a few steps. , And completely digested the "soft tendons" in the body!

　　 The more Li Goudan chased after him, the more he felt his state had recovered, but he found that... he didn't seem to be able to catch up with her.

Come on, Li Goudan is really tired by a body of fat. [Xuangui Jue] not only brings tough internal strength and strong defense, but also greatly reduces the speed and agility of Li Goudan, weighing more than 400 kilograms. The fat man who can run out of Li Goudan's current speed can be regarded as desperate.

Come on... Li Goudan found that he really underestimated the ugly girl in the melon hat. The other party's effort to lighten the body was quite good, and the rhythm of air control and ventilation was also well grasped. I am afraid that he was in the restaurant at the time. A Taiyuan sect disciple has not been arrested for a long time in a fight, which is not the result of the opponent's mercy.

　　 "I'm still running, then I'm not welcome!"

　　 Li Goudan couldn't catch up for a long time, so he was cruel, slapped his hand to the ground, and grabbed a handful of stones.

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　　 opens, and somebody guesses the follow-up plot.