From Chopper To Cthulhu

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"who is it!"

Zhuang Zimiao looked in the direction of his ear abruptly, and asked while drinking--then the only thing that caught his eye was the unchanged bulkhead.

But this time, Zhuang Zimiao finally determined that it was not her "hearing hallucinations". The voice was real, but the grandma she knew had died long ago, and she didn't believe in ghosts, then, who is pretending to be fooling ghosts? ?

"it's me."

The voice responded—it was almost in the ear of Zhuang Zimiao, but Zhuang Zimiao looked left and right, and there was really no second person around.

Without waiting for Zhuang Zimiao to say anything, the voice added faintly, "Don't look for it, the old man is in your hands, you can call the old man——"

"Grandma Dao!"

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"···Grandma Dao?···Are you this kitchen knife?"

Zhuang Zimiao's eyes widened and said in disbelief.

"Yes, the old body is called "Grandma Dao", of course, now in the rivers and lakes, more people are called "Laoshen" [Fierce Swordsman]. As for the origin of the old body... Hey, the old body is not made by mortals, but heaven and earth. Between is the soldier that came into being to end the troubled times, hence the name [Cut the Deer], which means that only those who hold us can get the deer and cut it off."

He Zhen faintly blew it--basically, he modified and perfected the set of Fudge Li Goudan, and used it.

It won’t work if you don’t modify it. After all, the IQ, knowledge, and experience of Zhuang Zimiao and Li Goudan are not of the same order of magnitude, at least you have to make up a suitable reason.

While He Zhen was blowing it hard, Zhuang Zimiao looked around again, and finally had to believe that it was the "chopper in his hand" who was talking.

In addition, there is no other possibility. Although there are legends in the arena that the sonic kungfu such as the lion roar can be practiced to the state of transformation, it can achieve the ability similar to "transmitting sound into the secret", but it is ultimately a rumor in the world, even the martial arts The supreme has failed to show such ability, and the credibility is not far from the chopper's talk.

"[Fierce Knife Cuts Deer], a soldier that came into being between heaven and earth to end the chaotic world? You, you are a kitchen knife, how can you talk?"

Even if Zhuang Zimiao was sure that it was not someone pretending to be fooling around, but the chopper was indeed talking, his face was filled with shocked and unbelievable expressions.

Compared with Li Goudan's ability to quickly accept the existence of "dao old", Zhuang Zimiao is much more difficult.

The reason for this is also interesting. Li Goudan is just a poor farm boy with neither culture nor knowledge. Since he was a child, he believed in the "ghosts and gods" that fooled the countryside. He didn't even need to explain to him, he would take the initiative It is considered to be a first-class existence of gods, demons and spirits, and the acceptance of Dao Lao is quite high.

Zhuang Zimiao, who was born in the Taiyuan Gate with extensive miscellaneous learning, has deep research on the Five Elements, Gossip, Qimen Dunjia, and Weird Power.

Therefore, the understanding of ghosts and gods is clearer and clearer. Therefore, Zhuang Zimiao has never believed in ghosts and gods since he was a child. Now he suddenly encounters a kitchen knife that can talk. , More difficult to accept.

"Since we want to end the troubled times, of course we must be able to speak, otherwise how can we assist the sword master to dominate the world? Hehe, it seems that the appearance of the old lady really scared you, little baby, please calm down first. There is time. Don't There will be another suicide move."

The sound in the kitchen knife is not strange, keeping the previous hoarse and old, and a little bit of... kind?

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Calm down with the kitchen knife in his hand. For a long time, Zhuang Zimiao finally accepted the horrible fact that the kitchen knife can talk.

The emergence of "Grandma Dao" not only completely subverted Zhuang Zimiao's outlook on the world and life, but also temporarily dispelled her desire to seek death.

Taking advantage of the time to calm down, Zhuang Zimiao first went to wash up, then changed his clothes-which is also a "shower and dressing", and then put [Cracked Deer Cut] on the table, and sat down on the same side. , A formal dialogue began.

"Grandma Dao, why are you saving me?"

Zhuang Zimiao asked a question to the kitchen knife.

If it hadn't been for "Grandma Dao" to make a sound repeatedly, she would have wiped her neck and committed suicide.

"Hey, the old man is not saving you, but saving the lives of the people in the world."

The voice in the knife chuckled and said, the answer was completely beyond Zhuang Zimiao's expectation.

"The common people of Li people? What does the life and death of a little girl of mine have to do with the common people of Li people in the world?"

Zhuang Zimiao couldn't help but wonder, if she wasn't sure that the chopper was talking, she would have doubts whether someone was playing tricks on her.

"Yes, I will ask you the old man, do you think that Li Haonan is the master of the first time?"

Grandma Dao's tone became serious and formal.

"Master Ming?"

Zhuang Zimiao was taken aback, and quickly understood the meaning of a kitchen knife.

Since this kitchen knife said that he was the **** soldier born to end troubled times by heaven and earth, then the person holding this **** soldier is of course the man who ended troubled times—that is, Li Haonan?

"Li Haonan is despicable and shameless, has no martial arts, kills innocent people, swears in human life, and obsessed with female sex~www.wuxiahere.com~ If he can be the master of others, he will also be a generation of tyrannical tyrants!"

Zhuang Zimiao almost gritted his teeth and cursed his evaluation of Li Goudan.

"Yes, if such a person is the leader, wouldn't the people in the world be overwhelmed? Besides, Li Haonan has no virtue and talent, and even with the help of the elderly, it is difficult to dominate the world and conquer people's hearts."

The words of Grandma in the knife also agree with Zhuang Zimiao's opinion.

"So... you save me because you want to use my hand to kill Li Haonan, and then help you choose another master?"

Zhuang Zimiao was really smart, and suddenly thought of the connection between this and the chopper's words to save him.

After all, besides her, there are probably no other martial arts people on this boat. Even if there are other people, even if it is difficult to get close to Li Haonan, I am the closest person to each other.

"However, you may have made a wrong calculation. The fat thief's martial arts is so high that it is more than a hundred times better than me. Even the lime powder exploding in front of the eyes has time to avoid..."

As Zhuang Zimiao said, he couldn't help but think of the scene where he was humiliated after he failed to use lime powder, and his face showed an unhappy expression again.

She hates Li Goupan for real, and can't wait to kill Li Goupan right away, but if this kitchen knife saves herself, she wants to kill Li Haonan again. Zhuang Zimiao feels that she should choose to commit suicide more easily. She really doesn't want to be killed. The fat thief touched again.

Although Zhuang Zimiao is only a "temporary" holder, He Zhen can also feel her emotions and feelings, knowing that the other party's current state is extremely unstable, and the top priority is to eliminate the other party's desire to seek death.

He Zhen thought for a while, and then imitated the voice of the grandmother who took care of Zhuang Zimiao's growth, and said faintly

"You are wrong, the old man saves you, because you are the real master and goddess who will end this troubled world!"

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