Full Time Sponger

"Fuck! Fuck! Come here! Have jelly beans to eat!"

Su Wan's broad bean-sized Yingbai Dan pill was fragrant and fragrant, making the little fat man drooling, patting his stomach and trying to open his eyes to sell Su Wan.

"Well—it's so sweet! It's delicious!" Su Wan licked the pill, squinting his eyes with happy aftertaste, and the little fat man curled his eyes, making a gesture to put the pill into his mouth.

"Ah!"

The little fat man was anxious and wanted to stand up, but he was too fat, his short legs couldn't keep his balance, he staggered two steps, "Ba Chi" fell to the ground, and rolled.

"Haha! It really is!" Su Wan clutched his belly and laughed.

The little fat man stopped rolling, but his situation was worse than rolling. Lying on the ground, he looked like a tortoise with all four legs upturned, waving his legs and legs, and he couldn't turn his body no matter how hard he struggled. Su Wan not only didn't help, but also made a joke. He flicked the little JJ who was unfortunately exposed with his hand, pinched his little PP, and put the pill into his mouth in front of his face, chewed it, swallowed it hard, and then smashed his mouth, licked At the corner of his mouth, he carefully twisted the fat belly of the little fat man.

"Fuck! Fuck! It's not that your mother doesn't care for you! It's that your stern father ordered that you are not allowed to eat anything except holy water."

"Ah!" The little fat man glared at Su Wan angrily, kicking hard to escape Su Wan's clutches.

Su Wan took the opportunity to squeeze the little fat man's fleshy feet. They were so fat, they didn't even have any bones, and they felt great. She was drunk in her heart, but her face looked like I was injured, she covered her heart and shook her head, wiped the corners of her eyes with silk paw, her voice choked.

"Fun, you stared at your mother! Don't you love your mother? Mom is so sad, so sad, ooh... In order to give birth to you, mother not only broke her body, but was forced to drink soup and water every day by your cruel father. I can’t hide from nausea, mom, I’m so weak, how dare I violate your dad..."

The little fat man was defeated by Su Wan's bitter wife's attack. He rolled his eyes, stretched his tongue, and pretended to be dead.

Seeing his cute look, Su Wan was overwhelmed with joy. His son is so fun!

"Okay, don't always bully your son." The Demon King came in with a bowl of chicken soup and a food container in his other hand.

Su Wan shook the Sipa, staring at the food box with shining eyes, and retorted: "I didn't bully him, because he didn't walk stably and fell. You said, the children will only feel ashamed if they fall. , So I didn't help him up."

"Well, you didn't bully him." The Demon King smiled and passed the chicken soup to Su Wan: "Drink the medicine."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!) It's up to you!

Su Wan murmured a few words, pinched her nose and poured her head up, after drinking it in one breath, then grabbed her neck and stuck her tongue out: "Oh, today's is a little better than yesterday, but we need to work harder. When will the soup smell like medicine? Just counted as a teacher."

The Demon King put the bowl aside and opened the food box. Inside were a few sweet and sour refreshing side dishes. They looked inconspicuous, but the ingredients were equally cherished. One of the stuffed orchid silks was made of Wannian Qionghua. A viburnum is worth a thousand years of hard cultivation. If you add some medicines, it is enough to make a furnace of elixir, but after brewing it will dissipate most of the spiritual power, and most people can't afford it.

Not to mention how many treasures were wasted by these few dishes, just seeing that they were made by the Demon King himself, even if the taste is not good, it is enough to make Su Wan's appetite.

Think of the Demon King wearing a lace apron, with a cold and ruthless look on his face, holding a recipe in his hand, weighing the dishes, washing, steaming, frying, frying, and so on. It's really good!

It's a pity that Mo Mo never let her go out. I really want to see Mo Mo wearing an apron!

Su Wan glanced at the Demon King with bitterness, pursed his mouth, poking his chopsticks in the bowl, exuding a deep resentment.

Go out! I want to go out! I want to bask in the sun! Staying in the house is almost moldy! I want to sterilize...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)

"What? Forgot to add salt again? It's impossible, I remember it." The demon king ignored the little fat man, picked up a chopsticks dish, and brought it to Su Wan's mouth, smiling as if he could wring out honey: "Come on, eat more."

The Demon King is really worried. Su Wan's health is now to a certain extent. Lin An doesn't lack the pill, but the bad thing is that her body is not born with nature, and the inside collapses. No matter how good the medicine is, it can't be absorbed. , He could only do his best to make all kinds of aura-rich fruits and flowers into medicated food for Su Wan to eat more.

I don’t know if it’s the psychological factor or it’s really working. Anyway, Su Wan’s spirit is really getting better and better. This makes him very pleased. Even if countless people are crowded outside the kitchen every day to watch him lively, he still holds the soup bowl expressionlessly. , Ran back and forth carrying a food container.

The Demon King didn't know that at first, the heavenly army of Stealing Heaven Pavilion really looked at him strangely.

The Demon King makes soup by himself. Such a scene is rare!

But gradually, after the audience found out what raw materials the Demon King was using for cooking, their eyes turned red and they were wasting pride and so on. They wanted to sneak in with makeup and sap sap. The newly opened betting game in the pavilion was gambling demon. What will the king waste the next day!

Su Wan's vague emotions were healed by the Demon King's smile, and he narrowed his eyes with a smile, opened his mouth and waited for the feed.

"Ah—" The little fat man looked at his slimy parents, especially the fragrant and greasy dishes on his chopsticks, completely in grief. I just felt a rush of heat from my head straight to the tail vertebrae, exploded suddenly, and something got out.

"Wow!"

The red shadow flashed, Xiaoji on the bed was overturned, and the Demon King quickly saved a few dishes.

The tails, the nine fluffy red and bright tails, are worthy of being on the little fat man. They are as fat as other people. They are like nine points on a ball. How do they look like a ball of fire?

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"You can control your body so quickly, it has potential." The Demon King holds two rows of plates in his arms, but it doesn't affect his tolerance at all.

Su Wan stretched out her hand and squeezed the plump stuffed ball, and exclaimed: "It must be very warm in winter."

The little fat man shook his tail. He seemed to be curious about the newly born part, but his nose was full of enticing scent, which made him unable to think about how the tail came out. He subconsciously flicked it, bounced like a shrimp, and pounced on the demon king Dishes.

"boom!"

The big bed collapsed.

The Demon King lost his food, hugged Su Wan and dodged.

The little fat man lay half of his body on the edge of the bed, half of his body fell to the ground, his whole body stood upside down, his tail wagging into a top, he did not forget to nibble like a pig holding a plate.

The Demon King was angry, waved his hand, and a cloud bed appeared in the room. He carefully placed Su Wan on the cloud bed, strode forward and picked up the fat man's neck, shaking, and the fat man gobbled it up in his mouth. The plate, the tail was slammed, trying to fight the Demon King, but his tail was a bit short, and he was too fat to turn, and couldn't reach the Demon King's arms, so he smashed the big bed.

Su Wan happily watched the father-son battle.

"Bangbang!" A knock on the door sounded, and Su Shunqin's angry voice came: "Mo Xuanyu! Give me restraint! Use your right hand to solve it! The girl's current body can't stand your toss!"

The "Boom Boom" bed noise is indeed a bit like caused by some kind of double exercise, but Su's brain supplement ability is too strong!

Su Wan laughed out loud with a "pouch", but when she saw the dark face of the Demon King, she smiled instead covering her mouth.

The Demon King glanced at Su Wan, wondering how could there be such unreliable parents, dare to say anything, and for the sake of his innocence, he opened the door with the little fat man to greet Su Shunqin.

Su Shunqin looked at the greasy little fat man, then looked at the messy dishes in the ruins of the big bed, and then looked at Su Wan, who was neatly dressed and smiled with eight white teeth. His old face couldn't help being hot, but fortunately he had a thick face. , Even if he is hot, he will not blush, and quickly put on a serious look.

"Ahem, Mo Xuanyu, come with me, tell you something, girl, keep it up!"

Su Shunqin yelled at Su Wan with his long neck, with the back of his hand behind him, and swayed away, but it seemed like he had fled.

The demon king commanded a water ball, poured the little fat man into a soup chicken, put it on the ground, and hummed coldly: "You better be good, and dare to eat anything other than holy water, chop off your tail and give it to your mother. Make a cloak."

The little fat man turned his head to look at Su Wan. Su Wan draped the white tiger skin on his back, stroked the fur, rubbed his cheeks, so the little fat man rolled to the corner of the wall, used all fours together, holding himself tightly. The tail, for fear that it will be chopped off.

"Sleep for a while, I'll be back soon." With the corner of Demon King's relative Su Wan's mouth, he waved his hand to remove the garbage in the house and closed the door to leave.

Su Wan was bored, curled her lips, and hooked her fingers at the little fat man: "Go, come here."

The little fat man shook his head and hugged his tail tighter.

Su Wan squinted: "You can't make it through?"

The little fat man slapped his spirits, turned his head left and looked right, suddenly wrapped himself with his tail, rolled and rolled to the door, bounced like a ball, and hit the door, but the door was pulled inward. It can be opened. He hasn't knocked it open even a few times. Small eyes emerged from the tip of his tail, staring at the open window, rolling and rolling under the window, jumping and jumping higher and higher, jumping on The window sill rolled outwards.

"Wow!"

The national treasure slept soundly outside the window, dreaming of a high mountain piled by elixir, about to get into the mountain to eat wildly, the mountain flew up and hit him, making him wake up painfully, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a red-haired ball .

The little fat man felt that it was quite soft on the ground, but he turned it upside down a few times before spreading his tail, and he saw a black and white fur ball in his eyes.

The silver eye met the black eye, and the electric light flickered and crackled.

"Ah!" Specially robbed my mother's hair **** to die!

"Roar!" Rouqiu wants to compete with me, you are still tender, get out of you!

One person, no, it was a fox and a bear who used both teeth and claws together.

It would be a long story to talk about the entanglement between these two.

The little fat man had a memory when he was born, and he vaguely remembered that Su Wan would not want his life to let him survive. He was very sticky to Su Wan, but because the national treasure robbed him of his mother, he deeply remembered the national treasure.

As for the national treasure, he considers himself the owner’s most beloved beast. I didn’t expect to finally rush to the Stealing Pavilion with the red deer, only to find that the owner was prevented from getting out of bed by the little fat man. Of course, he couldn’t make alchemy. It was distributed monthly. The pill is gone, the little fat man still snatched his master’s arms with him, he was grief and anger, trying hard to bleat, meow, flicker, eyes and ears to be cute, but the little fat guy secretly learned from the side...

Let's duel! The prize for the winner is the warm embrace of the mother (master) (a fragrant pill)!

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