Future Pet Shop

"Ah, it seems that you are at this level, and it is far worse than me." The low-priced figure vowed with a fig plate, "I am such a high-quality parrot that I can't stand it for a long time. Simple songs, even two days a day, if you have been planning to rely on these songs, you can't pass by. "

Alas, do you think I thought about singing two hours of nursery rhymes every day? Someone called my uncle when he went to the street. Who would be happy to do this kind of thing? I have paid so much to serve you, and you are still not satisfied. What is going to happen?

"Hey, I don't like to sing other songs." Shen Yibin shrugged helplessly, the younger I really only have this ability, I really can't wait for you.

"My destiny is so miserable. It seems that I can only work harder than the incompetent, cowardly, and lazy owner of this shop." The base and Shen Yibin said in a helpless tone, and it was on the coffee table. After a few laps, I seem to have made a difficult decision. "So, I will teach you how to sing from today. I hope your progress will satisfy me."

Tong Tong and Shen Yibin knelt directly. In order to support Haer, I learned cooking. Now I have become a senior amateur Shu Chinese cooking chef who is not inferior to New Oriental graduates. Now I have followed the basics to sing. What more difficult pets to meet, this is forcing me to become a decathlon player.

"Although I'm an Amazon parrot from South America, but if you have to treat me with this oriental tradition of worship, I don't mind." Shi Xi Shi Ran walked in front of Shen Yibin, sitting in the ashes Raising Erlang's legs on the tank and making a gesture of accepting kneeling, "Well, that, are you going to pour me tea? There doesn't seem to be tea here? Then use fruit juice instead. I don't mind the difference ! "

Thinking of your uncle's tea, a glass of fruit juice poured on your head, Shen Yibin brushed up from the ground, staring angrily at the cheap, this goods is too visible to be pinned, and it was taken advantage of by a little carelessness.

"So don't you plan to learn to sing for me? If you don't learn to sing with me, do you want to rely on these nursery rhymes to cope with me? But I will get tired of this kind of songs soon, and then I will Ca n’t eat well or sleep well, do you have the heart to make a noble parrot like me smart, handsome, handsome, with a wonderful voice, and then die alone here? Asked the tone.

"Stop!" Are you enough? Every summer vacation from childhood to old, you must accept the torture of Qiong Yao's divine drama. This tone will be life-threatening. If Shen Yibin doesn't agree with this, he can be cheap for a day. Twenty-four hours spoke in this terrible voice, "Well, how do you plan to teach me?" Shen Yibin succumbed, and no one could handle it.

"Your tea ... oh no, the juice hasn't been poured yet." This product had to be inch-long, and returned to the ashtray and raised Erlang's leg.

"Do not love to teach, figs are gone at night, and we go back to Har, I will make Sichuan-style braised lamb for you." Shen Yibin pulled Har to go away.

"Okay, okay, although I am a noble man, I am not a person who cares too much about etiquette." It was hard to say that Shen Yibin had learned to sing along with it. Which song started? You choose the song and sing it again. I judge your voice and singing skills. "

"It's the first song just now." Shen Yibin walked to the song station and called up Dong Dong's "Dongfeng Po" again. He drank the juice and moistened his throat, and took a deep breath to adjust his condition several times. Then began singing, "A lonely lamp stands at the window, I pretend that you are not gone behind the door, the old land is more lonely like revisiting the full moon, and the sober candlelight in the middle of the night can't bear to blame me ..."

XiXi twisted her head and kept shaking her head, and she seemed unable to endure his poor singing voice, but because she wanted to test the true level of Shen Yibin, she insisted on not interrupting, and occasionally whispered a few words, which seemed to judge his shortcomings in singing.

"Well, it's too bad. If I listen to this level of singing every day, I will definitely live a decade less." At the end of the song, the cheapness was finally freed from torture, and my head was shaken. Like a rattle, "The treble can't go up, the bass can't come down, the breath is not coherent at all ... the most important thing is that almost no vocal!"

Live ten years less? The life of the Amazon parrot is not short. Generally it can live forty or fifty years. Some large ones can live for more than sixty years. There are even more than one hundred years old star. Shen Yibin may not live it. What's the matter?

Of course, these words can only be thought about in my heart, UU reading www.uukanshu. com said it was very inappropriate. Although Shen Yibin was criticized for being cheap and useless, but in order not to be thrown into the prison to pick up soap, he could only ask in good words. start to learn?"

"If you don't have any basics like you, you can only start with breathing and hanging your throat. Hey, I'll get involved and teach you three ways to practice breathing first." Flying to the TV, looking at Shen Yibin, A kind of breathing, inhale slowly and then exhale slowly. Inhale and exhale like smelling flowers. Come, follow my rhythm.

"Hoo ~~ hoo ~~~" Shen Yibin started learning in the way taught by cheap, but fortunately, this method is not difficult. After a few attempts, he grasped the main points.

"The second kind of breathing, exhale quickly and inhale, exhale ~ exhale ~ exhale ..." Compared with the previous method, this seems extremely unsightly.

"Hoo ~ hoo ~ hoo ~ hoo ~" Shen Yibin practiced twice and suddenly felt wrong, "Well, this way of breathing is like ... it's like ..."

"It's like a tired dog panting? Well, you're right, this method of breathing is called dog panting." Yin Xi smiled, "Well, I just mastered it just now, but I don't breathe enough. Hurry, keep practicing, hurry up! "

I go, learn to sing and imitate the dog's breath, I have no face to face! Although she felt humiliated, the practice still had to continue, so the room suddenly sounded a rapid dog panting.

The voice spread outside and caused some discussion among the waiters. "Um, are you sure that the guest in this private room only brought in a panda? No golden retriever, La Prado, shepherd or something? How do I listen? Seems like there is a dog inside? "