Genius Daddy in the City

Inside the Jade Emperor Temple.

In a relatively remote stone chamber, the surrounding stone walls are inlaid with dense red stones, illuminating the entire stone chamber.

The layout of the entire stone room is very monotonous. Apart from the futon used for meditation, there is only a large cauldron and a giant bronze cauldron, which is more than ten feet high.

Under the giant cauldron, there are formations inscribed, and many fire essence stones are laid on them. At this moment, blazing flames are spraying out from the fire essence stones.

Next to the giant cauldron, there was a young man about fifteen or sixteen years old who was tied up and lying flat on the ground.

"Hey, one misstep will lead to eternal hatred!"

The young man's youthful face revealed a hint of old-town color that was inconsistent with his age: "Why am I so mean-spirited, ancestor!"

"I think of me, the ancestor of Huang Quan, who was once a giant who had transcended the tribulation period. Now it's better. I'm going to be thrown into the alchemy cauldron by that green bull to refine the elixir!"

The young man murmured as he struggled repeatedly, and as he struggled, the golden rope on his body would shrink violently.

Who is he if he is not the ancestor of Huangquan!

After hearing that a strange fruit appeared in Mount Tai, he rushed over and was surprised to find that the strange fruit turned out to be a purple womb fruit, which was of great help to his practice.

The ancestor was very arrogant and did not take the people of the five major financial groups seriously. Thinking that there would still be some time before the purple embryo fruit matured, he wandered around on the top of Mount Tai.

As a result, he finally discovered the magic of the Jade Emperor Temple. He couldn't bear his curiosity, so he tried his best to tear open the formation and enter the Jade Emperor Temple.

Before he could see clearly, someone kicked him from behind. The force of this hoof was so strong that it knocked him unconscious. It was so fast that even the Jin Danqi master didn't even react.

And when he woke up, he found that he was tied up, and the rope that tied him was a magic weapon similar to the fairy rope.

Then a cow suddenly appeared, touching and pinching him, laughing while touching him: "What a pure body of spiritual energy. It just so happens that the supreme treasure elixir I want to refine is still short of one, old cow." The main medicine is you."

During this period, the ancestor acted in various ways, first pretending to be an expert, threatening the other party to let him go, and then giving in, calling him daddy in various ways, but the other party didn't buy it at all.

"Hey, Japanese little sisters, goodbye!"

The ancestor sighed deeply. The thing he was most reluctant to part with before his death was actually the little sisters with whom he had had sex.

"Hahaha, little darling, we finally got it together!"

At this moment, an extremely excited laughter suddenly came from the empty stone room.

Then I saw a green bull swinging a bullwhip and walking over very coquettishly. On each of its pair of long horns hung a medicinal cauldron, which was filled with a strong medicinal fragrance.

"Boom..."

The two medicine cauldrons slammed to the ground.

"Who is that, little darling."

Qing Niu looked at Ancestor Huang Quan on the ground, and then grinned: "Look what I have prepared for you?"

good boy……

When the ancestor heard this, he immediately felt a chill.

As the cow spoke, he stretched out his hoof and took out something from a medicine cauldron: "Do you know what this is? This is Polygonum multiflorum that is more than two thousand years old. It contains infinite essence. A mortal can get rid of all diseases by smelling it. Longevity."

"These are the lotus seeds produced by the Purple Jade Spirit Lotus. Just one seed can increase a cultivator's skill by a dozen out of thin air!"

It picked up an object again and said: "This is the Phoenix Blood Sacred Fruit. It is said to be grown by watering the phoenix blood. Old Niu, my former master spent a lot of effort to get it, but it's a pity that he got it at an advantage."

"This is Qixialian..."

"This is the heart of the Bodhi tree..."

As it showed off countless treasures, the eyes of Huangquan ancestor turned red, and he was unabashedly jealous.

"Damn it, I didn't expect this old cow to be so rich. Anything in the world of cultivation is hard to come by!"

"Any piece given to me, ancestor, is enough to make my cultivation level skyrocket. Damn it, this is a weird thing that came out of nowhere!"

"Could it be the mount of a Taoist saint?"

Facing the ancestor's glowing gaze, the green bull rubbed his hands and smiled: "Don't be jealous, it's okay. I will refine you and these supreme medicines together later."

"Do you know who I am, ancestor?"

Without saying a word, the ancestor opened his mouth and cursed: "Sanqing is my younger brother, Hongjun has been with me, you dare to touch the ancestor..."

"Bang..."

A cow's hoof kicked hard.

The ancestor's eyes were filled with stars: "You bitch..."

"Bang bang bang..."

Another hoof kick came over,

Qingniu said seriously: "You are wrong. I am not a dog. To be precise, I am a cow!"

Ancestor Huangquan: "..."

After that, Qingniu stopped paying attention to him, and instead stood by the huge alchemy cauldron, exhaling strong wind from his nose to increase the flames, as if he wanted to heat up the alchemy cauldron as soon as possible.

When Ancestor Huang Quan saw it, he was really panicked. He rolled his eyes and said, "Well, Old Niu, look at me, I'm about to die. Can you grant me a small wish?"

The green bull then turned back to look at him.

"Ancestor, I have a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. Ancestor, I have been trapped by you for almost a month. I am addicted to cigarettes. Can you let me take a few puffs?"

"What is smoke?" Qing Newton came over curiously.

"You'll know when you feel it out. It's in the left pocket of my clothes. Yes, that's the bag!"

After Qingniu followed the prompts and took out a pack of cigarettes, his eyes widened: "Marlboro? Is this thing called Marlboro?"

"Quickly stop the ink stains and give me one for Ancestor. The rest is yours!" Ancestor urged.

Qing Niu thought about it and felt that he was not at a loss, so he simply took out one and handed it to his ancestor's mouth, and then ordered one for himself.

"Shh..."

They both took a sip.

The ancestor said with a look of enjoyment: "How do you feel?"

Qing Niu took a sip, and in an instant there was only ashes left on the cigarette. Without saying a word, he took out two more cigarettes and took another deep puff.

"So cool!"

It seemed to be enjoying it and closed its eyes, with an intoxicated look on its face: "This thing is really a fairy medicine on earth!"

"It's great!"

The ancestor rolled his eyes several times: "I'm not afraid to tell you that this thing is extremely precious outside, no less than the supreme medicine. The medicines you just showed off to me can barely be replaced. One pack?”

"Seriously?" Qingniu didn't believe it.

Ancestor Huang Quan felt guilty and hurriedly said: "Actually, I forgot to tell you one thing just now, that is, this thing needs to be accompanied by a spell before ingesting it."

"If paired with this mantra, the effect is ten times better than not chanting the mantra at all. Smoking one is equivalent to smoking ten!"

"Bang bang bang..."

The ox's hooves kicked him again, so hard that the ancestor's eyes were filled with stars, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

Qingniu then moved his hoof away: "Say it quickly!!!"