Genshin Impact: Rebirth of Yueyuejun, my wife is an egg

Wendy felt a myriad of flies buzzing, buzzing, ringing in her ears!

"My head is going to explode! Shut up for me!! "

Boom!

Mondstadt, which had just been pacified, was storming again!

"It's thundering and raining again, everyone is going home to collect clothes!"

The people who cleaned up the streets and cleared the rubble quickly threw away their tools and ran around with lightning speed!

And Jean, Kaeya, Traveler, and others, who were discussing the dragon plague at the Knights' headquarters and dealing with Dvalin's strategy, stared solemnly at the storm outside the window!

"Barbatos, for the safety of millions of people in Mondstadt, I confess to you! That's right, the person who taught you a lesson to the disobedient little brother is me, you're welcome, this is what I should do.

"Now, please stop, wait for your people!"

Venti: "Soul light! Why do you say that I look like a villain!

"If you don't stop, I'm afraid that someone will really suspect that you have also been poisoned by blood!"

Xu Chen said seriously.

"I didn't bite Durin, how could it be poisoned with blood!"

"Just because you didn't bite Dulin doesn't mean you didn't secretly drug Dvalin to heal his wounds. I'm a therapist, and I'm familiar with this! Once you take drugs to heal your wounds, if you have a mucous membrane in your mouth, you will definitely be infected! "

When it comes to medical knowledge, Xu Chen's speech is very authoritative!

"Ahhh Help me, O God! Take this demon! "Wendy was tormented in great pain.

He really didn't expect that the world-famous Moon Drinker Jun would have such a nonsensical side!

Did you get hurt and hit your head and become an idiot?

"I'm obviously doing it for your good, but you beat me up, I think I died unjustly! You're embarrassed to shout Heavenly Reason! It's just unreasonable!

"Drinking Yuejun, you are really not afraid of death! Even that one you dare to choreograph! Wendy looked at Xu Chen steadily, her eyes full of horror - but it looked a little fake.

"You don't pretend to be like it at all, the horror is not like this, your expression is almost like 'disgusting' now."

If the full score is 100 points, Xu Chen can only score 5 points for Wendy's acting skills, and there can be no more!

"Who has not died in life since ancient times, leaving Dan to take care of his sweat!"

Xu Chen knew what Wendy meant, no wonder he was making fun of Tianli and breaking the taboo!

But he's not afraid, the big deal is 'Run'! He had arranged the retreat three thousand years ago!

How arrogant Morax was back then, even the statue of the god was unique and wanton!

But the Drinking Moon Jun of the year was not bad!

Three thousand years ago, he was not convinced by the principles of heaven, if it wasn't for the accident later, he would have gone to Sky Island to sit down!

"Do you want to try it now?" Wendy sneered disruptively.

"Ahem, it's still a bit of a loss. However, although the strength of this seat has become smaller, the background is more profound! Bend the bow and shoot the arrow, and the farther the string retreats, the more powerful the arrow will be!

"Bragging! The seven earthly consuls have to look at the face of that person and listen to that person! Defend one side for the heavens! Who are you to provoke? Wendy didn't know if it was a fly in her eyes, and it kept flashing.

"Listen to her? Then I'm not going to be on my knees begging for food? Xu Chen smiled.

"Then if you want to say this, the Seven Consuls of the Mortal World are really kneeling and begging for food. That's it, how many demon gods want to kneel, and they have to rely on life and death to fight!

Wendy still had a crumbly expression.

"I'm sorry, I can't kneel because my legs and feet are not good." Xu Chen shook his head and said.

"You are a demon god high up in front of humans, but in the eyes of that person you are like a grasshopper. Even you're not as useful as a human! Just the meal, business, not chilling! "

Chill! It's very TM cold!

"Do you want to stand, or do you want to eat?"

"I want to stand up and make the right meal!"

"No! You'd better go back to the deep sea.

"Not?"

"Absolutely not!"

Syllable!

Xu Chen smashed out the god costume 'hitting the clouds'!

"Can this be just the right meal?"

"Yes, but it has to be in the open sea, which he can't control."

Syllable!

Xu Chen took out another thing and slapped it in front of Wendy's body - this was the heart of the god given to him by the rock god Morax!

"Yes, you have to kneel!"

Syllable!

Xu Chen took out another light cluster. Then push the Ball of Light, Cloud Strike, and God's Heart in front of Wendy.

"This, this, plus this, can you stand and eat just right?"

Wendy was dumbfounded, clenched her fists and asked, "Dare to ask where the big brother is sacred?" "

Contemptible, Xu Chen!"

"Then when will Brother Xu Chen rise up? Or maybe it's today! The younger brother just caught a fish in the fruit wine lake, and there is a note in the fish bottle, guess what is written on it?!

Xu Chen: "... Barbatos, did you get the script wrong?

Wendy said excitedly, "Providence too! There are six big characters written in the belly of the fish! Mondstadt, King Xu Chen!

"Wait! This slogan is too messy, can you please say it again! Even if there was a note, it would have been Liyue Xing, King Xu Chen! Xu

Chen's face was full of black lines, and when he was free, he must go to the library to see if Ms. Alice had gone to the world related to Huaxia!

"It's not worth mentioning. Barbatos, it's time to stop!

Wendy said, "I'm serious! "

“？" Looking at Wendy's serious expression, this time it was Xu Chen's turn to be stunned.

"Emperor Drinking Moon... Drinking Moon-kun, you should not only have regained your strength, but also broken through, right?

Wendy looked at Xu Chen expectantly, hoping to see the answer he wanted in his eyes.

I see! Wendy was mistaken.

"I'm sorry, but my strength hasn't recovered." Xu Chen said in a deep voice.

"Impossible! After being invaded by poisonous blood and under the unknown influence, Dvalin's strength has become much stronger, even I can't easily take it, but in your hands he is like a doll!

Wendy obviously didn't believe Xu Chen's words.

"I've said it all, why should I deceive you? It's good that I can survive the battle in the open sea, how can I recover so quickly. Xu Chen shook his head.

"Oh? How tragic it is? What really happened in the First World War? Why did you rush to the open sea? I have a good relationship with the old man, and both sides know everything, but he is silent about this matter! "

This is the most puzzling thing about Wendy.

If Morax hadn't told him some time ago that Moon Drinker had returned, he would have forgotten that Liyue still had this person!

Because many demon gods think that Moon Drinker-kun has already died in the open sea!

"I'm sorry, I don't know you well." Xu Chen smiled.

Wendy suddenly collapsed.

"Okay, but you should explain to me, the bitter master, why it was so easy to fight Dvalin back then, right?"

"Ahem, this, this ,,," Xu Chen was a little embarrassed.

In Wendy's curious gaze, Xu Chen finally explained the reason why he was able to beat Dvalin...

"Because I have mastered Dvalin's back door and grasped his weakness!"