Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Probably, only a monster like Li Xingshan could withstand it.

"So..." Li Xingshan stood up, draped his clothes over the lady's shoulders, and said, "Has your disease been relieved a little?"

"I..." The lady came to her senses at this time. The burning sensation that had been tormenting herself for a long time had actually disappeared without a trace.

She looked at her lower abdomen, and the lines that were like burn marks had completely disappeared at this time.

"It seems that the effect should be good," Li Xingshan said proudly, "Remember in the future, come to 'recheck' every week."

"What?" The lady was slightly startled and said, "What is the weekly follow-up consultation? Isn't my illness already cured?"

"I've already said it, it's not a disease, it's just a special physiological reaction caused by a special constitution," Li Xingshan spread his hands and said, "Your silt will gradually accumulate over time. , this symptom can only be relieved, not cured.”

"Also...that is to say..." The lady subconsciously squeezed her fingers and murmured, "Me and you, we will..."

"Accurately speaking, it will be in the future and in the future..." Li Xingshan's face showed a natural expression, and said, "However, I also want to thank you, after all, we are 'helping each other', there are If you were here, I wouldn't have to look for other women anymore."

"Other women..." The lady seemed to suddenly remember something, and said with a strange expression: "Did you call another woman's name just now, as if... it was Rosalind?"

Because the memory has been sealed, the lady naturally doesn't know that this is her name, but for some reason, this name makes her feel an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

"That's right," Li Xingshan didn't mean to hide at all, nodded and said, "Rosalynn...is my favorite woman."

"Hmph..." The lady sneered and said, "Since there is a woman I love the most, and you still do this kind of thing with me, you really are not a good thing."

"I think she shouldn't mind," Li Xingshan stared at the lady's cheek and smiled bitterly: "After all, she has long since passed away."

Volume 1 Pale Fire: 060 won't... feel uncomfortable?

That's right, at the moment "Ms." was born, Rosalynn was already dead.

From then on, there is only the eighth executive of the Fools in this world, and there is no more the girl who sang in the square of Mond City.

"What?" The melancholy in Li Xingshan's eyes flashed past, and he resumed his smile: "I heard me calling another woman, jealous?"

"Laugh... Joke!" The lady immediately retorted when she heard it: "You are nothing to me at all, and I don't care whose name you want to call!"

"Don't worry," Li Xingshan shook his head and said, "Next time, I won't... call her by her name again."

"Hmph, when the next time..." The lady was halfway through speaking, but she suddenly stomped her feet and said angrily, "Who wants to be with you next time!"

After all, the lady quickly put on her clothes and was about to leave, and before leaving, she specially reminded: "This matter is a secret between the two of us, you'd better not let others know, otherwise ...you just wait to turn into ice slag!"

Seeing the back of the lady leaving, Li Xingshan let out a long sigh of relief.

Every time he performs the "somatosensory mode", he will feel that his words, actions... and even his personality seem to merge with himself in the simulator.

After doing this several times, he was really worried that one day he would have a split personality.

Strangely, this time, Li Xingshan did not exit the somatosensory mode immediately after finishing the treatment with the lady.

However, he didn't care. Seeing that he was dressed, he pushed the door and left.

Outside the door, is a strange yet familiar city—Winter Country.

Different from the free and quiet Mond, or the bustling and bustling Liyue, the Winter Kingdom is like a giant steel beast. The hazy sky at the bottom of the pot gives people an invisible sense of oppression.

At this time, it was already late at night, and the Winter Kingdom implemented a strict curfew policy. On the streets at night, only patrolling soldiers could be seen. Occasionally, a few "debt handlers" would appear in the streets and alleys. In between, perform tasks that can only be done in the dark.

Of course, Li Xingshan's current identity is the third executive officer "Doctor". All soldiers who encounter him will bow their heads respectfully and salute.

The laboratory was not far from the doctor's mansion. Li Xingshan just walked into the door when he saw a girl in pajamas sitting on a chair at the door of the room, yawning lightly.

The moment she saw Li Xingshan, the girl immediately regained her spirits, and walked directly in front of him in a flash, squinting her eyes slightly, and said, "Why did you come back so late today?"

This girl, of course, is the collapse of the country.

Although it stands to reason that the puppet should not feel tired, the design of Guobeng is very subtle, and it can automatically replenish energy through a method similar to "sleep".

Looking at Guo Beng with a suspicious face, Li Xingshan said a little embarrassedly: "Dang... of course it's overtime, you know, recently, the Fools are preparing a special action team composed of undead, so the workload is a little bit. many."

"Really?" Guo Beng narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "No way, where are you going to find a woman?"

"How is that possible?" Li Xingshan quickly shook his head and said, "I swear, I have always stayed in the laboratory and never went out!"

"Oh?" I saw Guo Beng getting closer, put his little face directly on Li Xingshan's body, and sniffed lightly.

In an instant, Guo Beng's expression changed, and he said, "Why does your body smell like perfume?"

Oops!

In Li Xingshan's heart, he immediately "squeaked".

As a doll, Guobeng has been added with many "extra functions", such as super vision, hearing... and sense of smell, in addition to his outstanding combat power.

Even a little abnormal smell could not escape her nose.

"That's right, this is an extremely rare and precious perfume—the Queen's Ice Kiss." Guo Beng's face showed a strange expression: "However, as far as I know, this perfume is only for Her Majesty the Queen, and that A woman you hate can only use it. What, you met her today?"

"Strange woman", naturally refers to the lady, maybe because the lady hates the doctor, or because the skirmisher and the lady believe in discord, these two foolish executives, both look at each other unpleasantly .

This also means that the doctor must have been in contact with the person who uses the "Queen's Ice Kiss" perfume. First of all, this person is definitely not the Queen of Ice, so the remaining candidates... are only ladies.

Seeing that he couldn't hide it any longer, Li Xingshan had no choice but to nod his head and said, "That's right, ma'am... she did go to the laboratory to find me."

"Che, it turned out to be her," Who knows, Guo Beng after knowing the answer, instead looked relaxed, waved his hand, and said, "Then it will be fine."

"What do you mean by 'then it's all right'," Li Xingshan said speechlessly, "Ms. and I have a secret meeting late at night, don't you think that something might happen between us?"

"You and Madam?" Guo Beng's face immediately showed a faint smile but not a smile, and said, "Impossible, impossible! It's not like you haven't seen her look at you, it's like she's looking at you. Just like trash, even if you say that you have a private meeting with Her Majesty the Queen, I think it is more likely."

Fortunately, there were no six ears in Li Xingshan's mansion, otherwise, the words that the country collapsed just now would definitely be enough to be sentenced to a crime of disrespect.

"I guess, she must have come to you because of her work," Guo Beng folded his arms and nodded confidently, "Although that woman is annoying, her strength is quite good. Even if you want to force it, it's impossible."

In fact, Li Xingshan's real strength is already higher than that of Madam and Guobeng, but he has never shown anything, so even Guobeng, who is quite close, has no idea of ​​his true strength.

"You...you guessed right," Li Xingshan simply got off the donkey and smiled, "It's just that we had an in-depth exchange of work matters. There's nothing I can do. Although she hates me, there are some things she does. You can only find me to get it done.”

Guo Beng naturally didn't know that what Li Xingshan said and what he thought were not the same thing at all.

"So, haven't you been looking for other women recently?" Guo Beng suddenly asked shyly, "Don't you... feel uncomfortable?"

Volume 1 Pale Fire: Shelf Testimonials

This book is finally... about to be released soon.

First of all, I hope that the shelves will not drop too many collections...

To be honest, when I first started writing it, I actually felt it was quite contradictory. After all, villain novels are not easy to write, they are too bad, their three views are not right, and if they are not bad enough, they are a little less interesting.

Therefore, "simulator" is very suitable for villain novels. After all, the protagonist in the simulator and the protagonist in reality can be divided to a certain extent.

As for following the trend and so on... This is a matter of opinion, but I think that the simulator flow is actually another form of "second-person novel".

Also, about the ratio of real content and simulator content, I personally think that since it is a simulator stream, the content of the simulator must still not be less (but at present, it does account for a bit more), so , I also hope to see the opinions of the readers here, to see the content of the reality and the simulator, what proportion is more appropriate.

The current "Doctor's Chapter" does have a lot of weight, so the size of the simulator in the future will probably be divided into three sizes: small (Carved Qing Chapter), medium (Shen He's Chapter), and large (Doctor's Chapter). , interspersed back and forth,

And, about the previous follow-up content voting, I have sorted it out, and I will probably choose the role of Rice Wife or Mond, but what is certain is that Gan Yu, Thunder Sisters, Wendy and other more popular characters, I will arrange them. , Of course, the less popular ones will not be spared. As long as the readers are willing to watch it, I don't mind arranging all the characters.

In the end, it’s an old saying, I hope it can support a wave of listings, at least the first order can look better, and give me some confidence.

According to the bounty, I owe more than 20 words at present, and I will make up for it, don't worry!

Volume 1 Pale Fire: 061 The Queen's Stooges

Li Xingshan from this plane was a human being who had lived for more than 500 years. Although he spent most of his time entertaining himself in the dark cellar, he still had some ability to observe words and expressions.

Naturally, he could see the meaning of Guo Beng's words.

In fact, this is not the first time that Guo Beng has made a "hint" to Li Xingshan in this regard.

Even though Li Xingshan has made it clear many times that only you can't. But Guobeng still seemed to be reluctant to give up on this, always giving Li Xingshan a little hint from time to time.

This is not because of the lack of Guo Beng's charm value. In fact, Li Xingshan still likes this kind of "tomboy" type of character design, but he still thinks that it is good to maintain the current relationship with Guo Beng.

After all, that step, if you take it out, you really can't come back.

"No," Li Xingshan stretched his waist and smiled slightly: "I've been too busy with work recently, and I don't have any thoughts about that. I'll relax when I can. I'll go to bed first. Good night."

Looking at the back of Li Xingshan walking into the room, Guo Beng bit his lip angrily. The corner of her loose pajamas revealed a black lace edge hidden inside.

"Damn..." Guo Beng murmured, "Thanks to me... I also specially prepared new clothes..."

【Exit Somatosensory Mode】

【Enter text mode】

[535 years old: In the next year, you have been maintaining this special "doctor-patient relationship" with the lady, at most two or three times a week, at least once every two weeks]

[Actually, you know in your heart that the karmic fire in the lady's body is more than enough to "clear" once a month. Of course, you won't be foolish to ask this question to the lady, the relationship between you is very simple, the laboratory is your treatment room, and the treatment time varies from one to two hours]

[As for the specific "treatment" time, between you and the lady, there is a rather unique "code". As long as the lady does not use perfume, that day is the day for the treatment. After all, if you are often contaminated with Women's perfume smells will inevitably lead to doubts when the country collapses]

[Interestingly, no matter what degree of enthusiasm the lady showed during the process, after everything was over, the lady would immediately return to her usual frosty appearance, put on her skirt and leave, with no extra warmth at all. At this time, if she threw a bag of Mora casually, you would even wonder if she was the one who was consumed]

[You know in your heart that this is the best, because the lady has the exact same face as Rosalind, even if she shows a little more warmth, you may not be able to control your feelings for her]

[One of the most important rules of the foolish executives is not to marry and have children, because executives cannot have superfluous "weaknesses", let alone executives and executives fall in love. A large part of the reason why the Ice Queen asked Rosalyn to become an executive officer was to cut off the possibility of you falling in love]

[Therefore, the "secret" between you and the lady must not be known to the third person. Fortunately, your usual relationship is too bad, and no one will doubt that there is still such a relationship between you.]

[536 years old: The Fools Accepted the Ninth Executive Officer "Puppet"]

[537 years old: Because of the undead army you created, the military strength of the Winter Kingdom continued to expand, but in order to support the army, the domestic contradictions became increasingly fierce. In order to transfer the contradictions and relieve the pressure, the Winter Kingdom pointed the finger at the Fire Kingdom. Munata]

[Munatar is one of the less powerful countries among the Seven Kingdoms. Although its folk customs are fierce and its combat effectiveness is good, its economic level and technological level are relatively backward, and its ties with other countries are not very close. It is the most suitable for aggression. Target】

[This task was entrusted to you by the Queen of Ice. As an executive officer, you naturally have no right to refuse. Of course, you have already made preparations, and for this reason, you have also brought out the research results of the past few years—Magic Dragon Usa]

[The Demon Dragon Usa, thousands of years ago, once brought disaster to the entire Tivat Continent, but after fighting with the founder of the West Wind Knights, the lion of the South Wind, Vanessa, who was guarded by the Four Winds, he was injured and fled, and finally died because of serious injuries. Death】

[And you, in an accident, got the corpse of the Demon Dragon Usa. You used your own resurrection technique to successfully create a replica of the Demon Dragon Usa. Although it is not as powerful as the main body, you still have relatives. level strength. In addition to the Demon Dragon Usa, you also created a group of undead monsters]

[You ordered the Demon Dragon Usa and the undead monsters to attack Munata together. This sudden aggression immediately put Munata in a hard fight. Of course, it is still very difficult to overthrow a country with just one magic dragon. Taking this opportunity, you led the army to Munata in the name of rescue, ending this "self-directed and self-acted" drama. war】

[This war has consumed most of Munata's national strength, and at the same time owed a huge favor to the Solstice Kingdom, and had to sign an unequal treaty with the Solstice Kingdom, even though everyone knows that this battle is likely to be just a matter of A game of chess in the Winter Kingdom, but, in the face of absolute power, Munata can only choose to surrender]

[And you have caused the displacement of hundreds of thousands of innocent people in Munata, but, looking at the resentful eyes of those Munata people, there is no turbulence in your heart at all]

[Demon, executioner, conspirators, lackeys of the Ice God... Countless titles have been placed on you, not only Munata, your "notoriety" has even spread to other countries]

[Killing one person is a crime, but what about killing 10,000 people and killing 100,000 people? When you destroyed Mond five hundred years ago, you had already trampled "goodness" to pieces. The so-called "life", to you, is nothing but a talking corpse]

[Achievement: Human Slaughter]

[Get reward talent: Executioner]

[Effect: When killing the target, you can get the corresponding reward according to the strength of killing the target]

Hello!

Don't give me such a scary-looking talent...

Seeing these scripts, Li Xingshan couldn't help but sweat on his forehead.

In Ke Qing's simulator, he was just a school bully, and in Shen He's simulator, he was at most an LSP.

This span is a bit too exaggerated, isn't it?

I don't know if it was his own delusion, but Li Xingshan always felt that the self in this simulator seemed to have started, and he became more and more like the real "Doctor".

Today's 4th watch, the remaining 3rd watch will be posted at night, and every day will start at 3rd watch, and what you owe will be made up.

Get started!

Volume 1 Pale Fire: 062 Choose a lady, or choose a country collapse?

[Under your tactics and the high-pressure policy of the Solstice Kingdom, Munata quickly became a vassal state similar to the Solstice Kingdom. This move of the Winter Kingdom has aroused dissatisfaction in Xumi, Fontaine and other countries, but due to the gap in national strength, these so-called "dissatisfaction" are at most only a few innocuous criticisms in the newspapers]

[Among them, Fontaine even expressed his protest by "cutting off trade with the Solstice Kingdom", but the farce ended quickly. After all, the food exported from the Solstice Kingdom was lost. A country known for being romantic, it is impossible to really fill the stomach with romance]

[For the Solstice Kingdom, which advocates force, as a hero who conquered Munata, when you triumphed, you were greeted by the whole country, and you were in the limelight for a while. To other countries, you may be a demon with blood on your hands, but to the people of Solstice, you are an undisputed hero.]

[However, you have no interest in these fame and fortune at all. For you, the only useful part of this war is to create a lot of fresh corpses as your research materials. Although the magic dragon Usa played a big role in this war, there are still many flaws, you must make it more perfect]

[When you got home, your mansion was already full of gifts and rewards. The harlequin gave a golden mask, the general gave a sword from the wife of rice... But what you care about most is the "gift" given by the lady, which is just a white silk scarf filled with a "queen's ice kiss" the taste of】

[The lady's gift was ridiculed by Guo Beng. Of course, only you know the hidden meaning of this silk scarf. Tonight, the lady will be waiting for you in the laboratory]

[Of course, as a skirmisher on the sixth seat of the executive officer, she also prepared a "gift" for you - she personally cooked and prepared a table full of dishes for you]

[Looking at the scars on her fingers, your heart is inevitably moved. After all, for Guobeng, cooking is probably 10,000 times harder than killing people. Sure enough, the taste of these meals is hard to compliment, you can’t help but guess that the person who made her probably didn’t have any talent for cooking]

[But even so, you still ate all the dishes made by Guobeng to show your attitude. Back then, in the cellar, you could even eat bread as hard as a stone, not to mention Guobeng’s What about dark cuisine?

[After eating, Guo Beng told you mysteriously that this meal was just a gift prepared for you as a "skirmisher", and she also had a gift prepared as a "Guo Beng", I want you to go to her room tonight to "fetch" it yourself]