Getting Outsmarted By The CEO

The furniture and decoration in the villa were all installed by Gu Jue a long time ago. He has done a lot of work on this wedding room, and every place is built according to his intentions and according to Ruan An'an's preferences as he speculated.

For a while, Gu Jue was reading architecture and interior design-related magazines and materials in his office every day, and he almost thought that his boss was going to join the construction industry.

So everything is arranged, only waiting for the hostess to move in, only the clumsy instruments and slides need to be reloaded and moved.

Benben just stood in the doorway with his parents and watched the people who helped the move come in and out.

About half an hour, the move was over, and at that moment it ran into the hall like a happy one, rushed to its own slide and began to roll.

"..."

Ruan An'an was shocked by Benben.

Ruan An'an looked at it for a long time, and couldn't help turning his head and complaining to Gu Jue: "Do you look at it, does it look like it looks like after the tribulation?"

"..."

After moving, the two of them sat on the sofa in the living room of their new home. Ruan Anan asked Gu Jue some details about his stupid life.

"Really, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would think Benben is a professional actor," Ruan An'an said, "specially play the kind of worshiper."

"In fact, there is nothing else, it's wealth and disease." Gu Jue took a look. "When I first picked it up, I was so young, I didn't know how to be a picky eater, I didn't have time to please, and what to give."

"Later, it is also very simple. If you eat good food, you can't eat bad food... Then I am not short of money. Of course, my son needs to eat the best."

As soon as this words came out, Ruan An'an instantly understood: "...so you are used to it."

Gu Jue had nothing to refute and nodded.

"Then why do you dislike people's smell every day?" Ruan An said, "Don't you know? The better you eat, the more smelly you get?"

The dumb and stinky characters have been completely locked, isn't it wrong?

Gu Jue smiled, leaning back, and he was about to sink into the sofa: "Of course I know..."

I know I know, but when my son acts like a baby, he can't help it.

Gu Jue admitted: "I am really used to sickness of wealth and wealth. It's really too comfortable...a wealth of wealth can also describe this cat," after a pause, he turned his head with interest, "Yes, Guess, what does my nanny call it?"

Ruan An'an was taken aback: "...what is it called? Not dumb?"

"No." Gu Jue shook his head, "Call, Mr. Ben."

Ruan An'an: "..."

I don't know why, as soon as his voice fell, she immediately made up for the little orange cat wearing black sunglasses and smoking a cigarette.

There are four big characters written on it: stupid is always awesome. -

Mr. Ben was playing downstairs alone. Ruan Anan went to visit other parts of the villa without sitting for too long. Of course, Gu Jue accompanied him all the time.

She went around the room, knowing that the decoration here was arranged by Gu Jue. Originally, she wanted to be hypocritical and pick his fault. Later, I turned around and saw that the decoration in this villa was comfortable and concise with great attention to detail. I couldn't say anything against my intentions, so I turned to sincere compliments. Designer Gu is very useful.

The two discussed it. They didn't plan to hire a long-term babysitter. Although it was a little troublesome to clean up, it is more important for a family of three and two.

"We lived there before," Ruan An'an said. "There are special robots for sweeping and mopping the floor, a dishwasher after washing, a washing machine for washing clothes, cooking..."

Gu Jue took the stubborn words: "I have me for cooking and can move gourmet recipes."

The words are beautiful, but before the end of the day, Ruan Anan discovered how fantastic the two of them are.

There are really many differences between the original house and such a large and beautiful villa.

The most difficult to solve is the structure and area.

For example, when he was in the small house, Gu Jue only had to walk a few steps to bring the dishes from the kitchen to the table after he finished cooking, and they could be delivered in a few seconds.

It takes half a minute to go back and forth now, thanks to his long legs.

So dinner was carried by the two from the kitchen to the dining table together, and then moved back together after eating.

For another example, when originally in a small house, the sweeping robot cleaned the living room and two rooms very quickly.

Now the sweeping robot tremblingly sweeps the entire first floor. It takes about a few hours. It has to be charged once, and it has to be commanded to remotely control it to turn into the study, the cat room... and the robot can’t climb the stairs. You have to move it manually to clean upstairs, so if the stairs are dirty, you can’t leave it alone.

"...Forget it," Ruan Anan looked at Gu Jue who was charging the robot cleaner, "I think the big house may not be possible without the cleaning of aunts... I asked my grandfather how many aunts can contact them. It’s super delicious, take a break when you don’t want to make it, and learn how to cook with others."

The two-person world is important, but it takes a lot of time to clean up for the two-person world... the gain is not worth the loss.

With that effort, don't hug your wife smell good?

Gu Jue nodded quickly, "Okay, you can find it."

So after Ruan Anan and Lin Songbai contacted, the two-person-one-cat plan was completely invalidated-

On the day of the move, just a week has passed since the showdown between the two.

It's also just a week after the divorce between [I love Gu Gu] and [I Love Ruan Ruan].

After watching a dog-blood drama on a giant screen TV for a while, the two went upstairs to take a shower, maintaining the same routine as before, leaning on the bedside and taking out a laptop to log in to "Six Realms", preparing to register their marriage in the game .

"It's been a week so soon..." Ruan An'an sighed while waiting to log in.

Also during this week, what happened is simply not too exciting.

"Yes," Gu Jue nodded, "At this point last week, you just finished locking my throat..." After a pause, he emphasized, "Baby, don't think it's normal, it's an achievement, I This is the first time I have been locked in my throat when I grow up."

"..."

Then I'm really honored.

Ruan An'an didn't want to pay attention to him. It happened that the game interface of the two of them was loaded successfully at the same time, and her gaze floated to him involuntarily.

That's...

Kill Xigu's account!

First in the whole service!

Out of the circle!

Her puppet-former idol!

Ruan An'an's eyes were too hot, and Gu Jue noticed it all at once.

Her eyes opened wider and wider, and her body leaned more and more to this side, with "Let me see" written all over her face.

Gu Jue couldn't help laughing, and turned the computer directly: "Let's see."

Ruan An'an stopped being hypocritical, and immediately took over, and began to look at the character attribute bar.

The first one to be checked is of course the marriage spectrum.

A line of small characters is displayed impressively: "The player is clean and self-conscious, and has never married a wife so far."

Ruan An'an nodded in satisfaction, and began to look at his attributes, equipment, fashion, mounts, mythical beasts... all of them were top grades.

"Wow..." Ruan An'an released one of his many mounts, the shiny silver unicorn. He looked and looked again, and couldn't help but exclaimed, "This is too good to see..."

[East kills the west] As a gang elder, you will be notified in the gang when you go online. Although there is no system in the world to broadcast, there are players who broadcast it.

[World] [Yingyingqin]: Killing the Great God Gu is now online! Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah coordinates (Wu Eryi, Sizhi Er, San Si Er) Come and watch! ! !

[World] [Where there is gossip, there is me]: Here comes, but what's the matter with your coordinates?

[World] [Big Windmill]:? Upstairs Village Netcom? Don’t you know if sending numbers will be blocked by the system? Just read it out and you will know the coordinates.

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[World] [Killing me to marry me]: Ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm here! Great God is waiting for me! ! !

...

After such a short period of time, Ruan Anan watched Dongshaxigu from start to finish, only to suddenly realize that there was already a circle of people standing next to him.

All classes have them, all the mounts are coming out, the nearby channels are flashing fast, and the word that flashes the most is "group photo".

The little rookie Ruan An'an has never enjoyed this kind of treatment before, and for a moment he was dumbfounded: "What is this..."

"Maybe the world has announced the coordinates...every time I go online, it's basically the same." Gu Jue was not surprised.

"It's all...A group of people around me?"

"Ok."

"Do they follow you when you do the task?"

"Ok."

"..."

On the way to the entrance of the instance, a heroic musician riding a unicorn, followed by a group of fans riding turtles, crabs, horses and donkeys...

Ruan An'an could hardly imagine that scene.

"Are you online?"

"Huh?" Ruan Anan returned to his senses, "Go on."

She let go of Gu Jue's computer and manipulated her interface, "I will add you as a friend now."

"No, I'll add you." Gu Jue said, "My account was turned on a long time ago to refuse others to add friends."

"..."

That's fine too.

After all, it is definitely better to be added by a great **** than to add it by yourself.

[System]: "The player [Kill the East and the West] request to add you as a friend."

[Accept] [Reject]

Looking at the message that popped up on his screen, Ruan Anan read it word by word, emphasizing: "This friend, but you asked me to add it." Then he happily accepted.

Gu Jue sent another team invitation, Ruan Anan accepted.

Gu Jue sent another invitation to ride a ride, Ruan Anan accepted.

All these actions directly exploded nearby and world channels.

But because the nearby channels were dazzling, Ruan Anan blocked the chat channel and didn't see it.

She watched the two characters riding on a unicorn together, and soon arrived at Yue Lao Temple, received the same characters as last time, and went to play a hundred albizia flowers before returning for business.

This kind of Gu Jue directly hangs up, and Ruan An'an doesn't even need to move. The last time he was married for more than 40 minutes, it took less than five minutes to finish the game this time.

The white-clothed musicians crossed the sea of ​​flowers, and the scene of the sound waves was so beautiful. Ruan An'an also secretly intercepted the pictures several times, and was caught by the people around him.

"..." Ruan An'an said stiffly, "Why, the game scene is only good-looking, I'll just cut it casually..."

Gu Jue did not follow her words.

"Baby, let's be honest, when I was obsessed with killing me, did you imagine marrying me?"

"..." Ruan An'an exploded his hair in an instant, raised his hand and pushed his shoulder, "I didn't! Don't put gold on your face! I am pure worship! Worship only!!!"

"Oh," Gu Jue curled his lips and smiled even more, "I adore me, I see."

"……"this person! ! !

Ruan An'an was so angry that there was smoke above his head, and the computer threw him half-kneeled on the bed to straighten his upper body, stretched out his hands towards him, and again blocked Gu Jue's neck with his arms.

Achievement reached: Lock Throat x2

After finishing the Yuelao mission and rushing to the Yuelao Temple, Ruan An'an suddenly thought: "By the way, I forgot to ask you who thought about the seven days of cooling down after divorce?"

"There was no cooling before," Gu Jue said, "It was because the game was torn too much and the plan added."

After the "Six Realms" developed the marriage system, there was no divorce cooling time, so during that time there were often large-scale tearing posts on the forums, such as #woc我挂出这渣男! Remarried in less than an hour after the divorce! Sisters stay away! ! ! # Etc. It is usually caused by one party's eagerness after the divorce.

Not only that, due to a large number of divorces and marriages, the threshold of Yuelao Temple is trampled on every day, and the surrounding maps will be stuck during peak periods.

After the planning department found out, it put the rule that there is a one-week cooling-off period after divorce, and the contradiction was suddenly reduced by 90%.

After listening to Ruan An'an, he nodded: "It's quite wise."

In fact, Ruan An'an had thought before, could he not get a divorce, create a new account and marry Dongshaxigu.

However, there is a level requirement for marriage, which must be level 90 or above. Even if she reapplies for an account to take hormones, she will have to take several days to be level ninety. During this period of time, it is so busy, where can I take hormones online every day.

Moreover, her previous krypton gold trumpet was a male trumpet...there is only the way to get married in a large size, which saves time and effort.

Gu Jue clicked to hand in the task, and there was a dazzling red light around the two.

[World] [System]: Congratulations to the player [I love Gu Gu] and the player [Kill the East and the West] for completing the task·Hua Qian, Moon Under·Eaths of eachother, passed the test of Yue Lao, and officially became a husband and wife!

Ruan Anan "clicked" a picture, and then went to the WeChat group to show it off.

It is disgusting and disgusting, but it can be said that all players who play "Six Realms" mention the words "Killing the West" with a little idol aura. Male players are a little reserved, while female players are a little bit outside.

Yin Yuan and Jiang Yi are not immune.

After seeing the screenshots, the two of them started to greet her with question marks frantically. Ruan Anan explained to her girlfriends with a smile and showed off in disguise, "Actually, my husband is killing me." He received countless exclamation marks and Emoji bombed.

However, what she didn't expect was that ten minutes later, she and Gu Jue were bombarded by Qiu Yan from the "Light of Town" group.

Qiu Yan: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am crazy! ! ! Didn’t you say it’s okay last week? ! ! @[emailprotected] Ruan Anan? ? ? 】

Qiu Yan: [Share Link]-[c Forum]

Ruan An'an raised her head questioningly: "...What is Qiu Yan talking about? It was she who felt that we were divorced in reality last time...hasn't that been explained?"

"..." Gu Jue didn't tell Ruan An'an the speculation of the group of girls on the forum at that time.

After all, on the day she learned the news, she saw her mother who hadn't been there for more than ten years, so the little gossip like this naturally came in the back, and he forgot to say it later.

When Gu Jue got married with her just now, he also blocked the chat channel and forgot about it. Now I saw Qiu Yan's WeChat message, and he seemed to feel something in my heart... I clicked on the link she sent.

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[Subject] #卧槽? ? ? Are there any sisters who play in the Six Worlds? Just now, Ruan Dashen and Dong Sha Xi Gu got married? ? ? Mom, did the house really collapse this time? ? ? Cartilage be? ? ? #

1l[楼主]: The first [picture] screenshot of the world

The second [picture] screenshot of the inside of the gang

Hammered this time? ?

Soon after the last divorce, a WeChat screenshot broke out saying that the two are happy and happy. I believe it. What about this time? ? ?

...

Forget it, don't deceive yourself. [Wiping away tears]

It is well known that not only is it famous for its operation, but it is also famous for being rich.

I just took a look. Someone on the homepage guessed that it was Ruan Dashen Pan Gaozhi who dumped Gu Shen, and some people said that he stepped on two boats...After all, I have been fans, don’t want to blame anyone, I want to say that we are not the parties, so don’t guess. Better.

Words are all in vain, and it is useless to say more, but I will put it here.

I'm the invincible idiot of cp again, I ate my own head :)