Go To Hell Together

Osamu Dazai only spent a little longer time with each other, and did not show any unusual behavior. After all, if they spent their first time in the car, they would be a bit wronged.

But after he got up, Nara was aggrieved. She knew before that a boy of Osamu Dazai's age had a strange enthusiasm for this kind of thing, and now it seems that it is really not good to look at.

With three hours left, Nara drove towards the destination one after another when he was about to rest. Osamu Dazai stopped watching the video, and instead sat aside bored and looked at Nara's profile.

"..."

"..."

The whole car was relatively speechless for a while, which made Nara who was driving a little uncomfortable. She glanced a few times, and every time she glanced over, she could see that this guy was watching with her chin in her hand. she.

No, this kind of undisguised gaze would make her feel embarrassed even if she was as thick as a city wall!

"What are you looking at?"

"Of course I was watching Nara sauce~"

Yes, because she knew that the other person was looking at her, what she wanted to ask was why she kept looking at her like this, feeling a little hairy in her heart, and always felt that this guy was thinking about something again.

I don’t know how he knew what Nara was thinking. Osamu Dazai seemed aggrieved and curled his lips.

"???"

So how does this guy look like? Isn't there a bit of pressure in my heart?

But after all, he is his own man, of course he must be spoiled.

In order to comfort the wronged Osamu Dazai, Nara stretched out his hand and rubbed the other party's fluffy hair as he drove the car, "Goodbye~"

"I always feel that Nara-chan treats me like a child, so I'm really unhappy."

"...You are more than four thousand years younger than me, what do you think I think of you better?"

"..."

In fact, Nara regretted a little after saying this, but there was no way to take it back after saying something.

Men don’t like women they like to think of themselves as children, which is why some men in love express themselves desperately, but now Nara’s words are about treating each other as his own children.

In fact, the other party just wanted her to regard herself as a man, but it was obvious that his wish had not been realized.

The front was the parking place. In order to fear that his big baby would cry too much, Nara could only stop the car again.

"Okay, okay, don't be upset, just now the way I spoke was wrong, come here, let me comfort you."

Nara's comfort is actually to touch this guy's head, but who knows that Osamu Dazai doesn't want to be like this, he feels like a dog like this.

"..."

So, this guy is completely pushing his nose on his face, just like now.

"Hey, I said you guy..."

Osamu Dazai took off Nara’s seat belt and hugged the other person directly on his lap. Fortunately, the space in the car was relatively large and the two of them were thinner. This action did not cause any discomfort. Nara was still a little uncomfortable with this guy's sudden move.

Holding the little **** his lap, Osamu Dazai first let out a sigh, then put his chin on the other's shoulder.

"Um~ why does Nara-chan treat me like a child, so I will be sad."

"..."

For her, eighteen years old is just a child, even younger than her childhood.

"Okay, then I will treat you as an adult from now on, and you will completely carry the burden of our family life in the future."

"..."

Osamu Dazai suddenly felt that his future might not be so easy, and he might even go to South Africa to dig for oil like Oda.

Wow!

If you dig oil, it will definitely get very dark.

Nara seemed to be able to guess what this guy was thinking. She first rubbed her wrist and then slowly raised the corner of her mouth to reveal a particularly happy expression.

"I am a face control. If you become ugly from tanning, I will empathize with you~"

"..."

Osamu Dazai is autistic.

The two of them spent a long time on the road. They finally drove the car into the village at night.

What I said above is that the village is very modern, and everything is complete, even vending machines are available, but when two people arrive at the destination, they just don’t know how to describe the place they live.

The hotel I lived in was not a modern hotel with beds. There were only Japanese-style tatami mats in it, but you could soak in hot springs.

"Is this hot spring separate for men and women?"

"No, mixed male and female bathing is a major feature of our hotel."

"..."

Wow, this is really an exciting activity.

Nara curled up her mouth to look at Dazai Osamu next to her, preparing to take the other person to take a bath in this mixed bathing hot spring, but she hadn't spoken yet, suddenly a large number of grandparents holding pots came out from the shower room. , They screamed and chatted and walked into the hot spring room.

Wow, this is more exciting.

Roughly counting, there are a total of 14 elderly people. Even if the hot spring is big enough, they can't help so many elderly people.

"We recently picked up a new tour group. There are a lot of people."

"..."

This is not too much, this is a lot, okay.

Nara originally planned to have a two-person mandarin|duck bath with Osamu Dazai, but now they can't even soak in their own hot spring.

However, two people are not here to travel, so there is no big problem whether you can soak in the hot springs or not. Even if you can't soak, you won't feel sorry.

"How many rooms do the two open?"

"one."

This time, Nara strongly requested a room, because she found that although the small village is not big, the hotel room rate is a bit too high to make people's heart trembling. Even if the upper party does reimburse after the task is completed, they still spend their own money.

Really, if she was in hell, she had never thought about living like this. After all, the whole family is not hungry when one is full, but now she drags her family with her mouth, and finally understands the reason why Odasaku was so frugal in the first place. She is now I hope Dazai Osamu is just a little fairy who can drink dew.

When I heard that Nara was going to open a room, Osamu Dazai could say that his eyes lighted up in an instant. He reached out his hand to pull the corner of the other party’s clothes, but was pulled apart by the little girl, "Don’t think too much, just I think it’s more economical to open a room."

"Oh~"

No, she felt that the other party really thought too much.

In this Shenyin incident, they were thinking about whether to inquire with the owner of the hotel, but what they didn't expect was that when the other party mentioned this and wanted to pull them, they would talk about it.

However, thanks to his blessing, both of them understood almost everything.

It is said that the villagers disappeared due to the infestation of Satan, but in fact this is just a gimmick made by some people in order to attract a lot of people to this village. Tourist groups can drive the economic development of the whole village.

"If it weren't for the two of you looking good, I wouldn't have said this thing!"

"..."

Oh, it turns out that they not only want to thank themselves for looking good, but also thank the boss for liking their faces.

In other words, this Shenyin does not actually exist. It is just a lie made up by the villagers in order to increase their average income, and the facts have proved that this lie is very effective. Batches of tourist groups have come to the village. In order to see the true face of this Satan.

"So this Satan is actually a human being?"

"Yes, we bought a blower specially for this purpose, which is covered with a black cloth, so that Satan is formed."

"..."

Shentemo blower.

"Then why does this Satan move?"

"Install a wheel under the blower, which can be moved directly by pushing it."

"..."

God is equipped with a wheel.

There are too many places to complain about this matter. Nara took a deep breath and felt that she had better shut up.

In fact, since they know that Shenyin’s true face is a blower, the two of them really don’t have to waste too much time here. They just need to take the blower away. After all, the task given above is to catch Satan, and this is the end of Satan. Form, if you want to, give this thing to the other party.

In addition to the hot spring, there is a separate bathroom in the room to take a shower, at least it will not make them a little miserable to do other things on the tatami.

"Nara-chan, let's go back to the room."

Dazaiji was anxious about going back to the room, and blinked at her with the room key.

"..."

OK, go back to the room in a hurry.

What surprised Nara was that Osamu Dazai was anxious to return to the room, not in a hurry, but squatted on the ground and started looking for a pinhole camera bit by bit.

"Pinhole camera? What is this?"

Although it has been in this world for some time, after all, Nara's understanding of reality still remains in the love drama, and there is no detailed introduction about the pinhole camera.

"What does that kind of thing do in the hotel?"

"What do couples do?"

"..."

Almost instantly Nara understood what the other party meant. After lowering her head and thinking for a few seconds, she rolled up her sleeves and raised her eyebrows at Dazai Osamu, "Come on, look for it with you. They can all use blowers to pretend to be Satan deceived." Money, who knows if other things will be done?"

They all say that the folk customs of the countryside are simple, but now she feels that there is no such simple folk customs in Ikebukuro!

Whether it was the socket or the screw, Nara was very careful to check it, but she was looking for it very carefully. Behind him, Dazai suddenly stretched out from behind and pulled her down on the tatami.

"???"

I don’t know if it’s her illusion, how come I always feel that Osamu Dazai has been a bit sticky to her recently.

"Dazai, what's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing, I just want to hug Nara sauce~"

Xingba, anyway, this camera has been found, so you can hold it if you want.

But there are always people who don't want the two of them to be bored and crooked here for a while, and there was a scream outside just after holding them for a while. There is a kind of death pupil who came to this small hotel.

Yes, they have something to do again.

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