Go To Hell Together

Regarding the question of who is crying, it can be said that Nara has fallen into a state of madness. Even though she has a very good temper, she even feels a little bit superior in the face of Dazai Osamu's anger.

"Really, it doesn't matter to me even if you cry."

"If Nara-chan is like this, I will be very sad."

After glaring at the other person, Nara chose to shut up. No matter what the guy said, she would never make trouble again.

Really, angry.

It was discovered that the only couple of Buteisha was awkward because of himself. Atsuna Nakajima called a panic. He scanned around and finally put the realization of the help to Mr. Kunikida.

"Mr. Kunikida, are these two of Mr. Dazai and Miss Nara okay? Will it be because of my quarrel that I finally broke up or something?"

This little guy has been thinking a lot, and she is very afraid that it is because of her own sake that there will be a rift between the two people. If this is the case, then her own sin can be serious.

Kunikida didn’t seem very concerned about the tiger’s concerns. He just reached out and pushed his glasses. “Dazai can do some unexpected things every day. Nara is used to it. The two of them absolutely don’t. I will break up because of you."

"..."

After listening to the explanation, Atsushi Nakajima suddenly felt very panicked. On the one hand, he felt that the two people would not be relieved because they broke up, but on the other hand, he felt a little bit of dog food to support him.

In fact, Kunikida didn't finish the sentence. What he wanted to say was that the only couple in Buteisha could say that they ate each other to death.

On the surface, Nara, who had a very gentle personality, was eaten to death by the sulky Osamu Dazai, but in fact, Osamu Dazai, who tried to break his leg every day, was directly held to death by the opponent.

"Don't worry about the two of them anymore, now you are doing your own thing well."

"okay!"

After joining a newcomer, No other changes have taken place in Buteisha, only one more handyman has been added.

It’s too much to say that it’s a mess. It’s like a male protagonist in a certain TV series or anime. It turns out that Little Tiger does fit this personality, but is just a relatively weak male protagonist. .

Thinking of this, Nara suddenly fell into contemplation. If it was really a TV series, they would be supporting actors, but whether it was Osamu Dazai, Nakahara Naka, or Ryunosuke Akutagawa, these supporting roles are too outstanding, and I feel that they are too outstanding. Cover up the little tiger who is the protagonist.

"Ah...what am I thinking?"

No matter who it is, everyone is the protagonist of his own person, just playing a supporting role in other people's lives.

"Nara~jang~ what are we going to eat tonight?"

"..."

Osamu Dazai suddenly emerged from the side, still holding his own suicide manual. It can be said that this guy has been holding this book all the time except for sleeping.

Glancing at the things on it, Nara pointed his finger casually, "This poisonous mushroom is good."

"Hey, let's go to the mountain to pick mushrooms together after work!"

"???"

I always felt that Osamu Dazai was enough to show off. Now it seems that there is only the most showy but no more showy. She just mentioned a poisonous mushroom, but she didn't expect this guy to come up and plan to put the theory directly into practice.

Going to the mountains to pick mushrooms or something, are these things serious?

When saying this, can you think about other people's feelings? Didn't you see that the little tiger is now so surprised that he can't keep his mouth shut at all.

What normal person would really treat poisonous mushrooms as dinner!

However, the spring heart with Zaizhi was sprouting. Now that he has seen this suicide method, he must try it.

At first, Nara thought that the other party was just talking, but when she saw the other party sitting next to her desk shaking her head after work, she suddenly had an unknown premonition.

"You, what are you doing?"

"Of course we went up the mountain to pick mushrooms together."

"..."

It's really too much to think that you are Little Red Riding Hood, you have to go up the mountain to pick mushrooms.

Thinking of this, Nara showed a very kind smile.

"Okay, if you can't get it back then, you can't do it. I will put it directly into your mouth, the kind of plug that is alive."

"..."

Although Yokohama is a seaside city, if there is any, there are still mountains. As long as you follow the navigation, you will definitely see the shadow of poisonous mushrooms.

"I say you……"

Nara opened her mouth very helplessly, but when she saw that Osamu Dazai really rushed her to the mountain after work, she suddenly regretted letting the other party see what was displayed on that page.

She almost carried a small basket directly behind the other party, humming and searching for the colorful poisonous mushrooms.

"Hey, hey, don't you know that poisonous mushrooms will have hallucinations after eating them. We are going to go home and boil the mushroom soup, and we two will spin and jump in the room together?"

"No, if I can, I will probably run directly to Huangquan Road."

"..."

Nara no longer wants to explain to the other party that **** is no longer called Huangquan. People have completely changed their name many years ago. If he goes to Huangquan, he might not know where he went.

"Wow! Found it!"

Watching Osamu Dazai's eyes flashing in one direction, Nara could only sigh heavily and ran to him because he was really worried about him.

Dazai’s goal is to find very brightly colored mushrooms under the big tree. As the saying goes, the brighter the mushrooms are, the more poisonous. Now this guy wants to see the nice colored mushrooms and rushes forward.

"If I remember correctly, it seems that most of the mushrooms that grow on the tree have dogs coming to pee."

"vomit--"

Nara’s words can be said to be so disgusting that Osamu Dazai directly threw out the mushrooms in his hand. You must know that he has always hated the existence of dogs, not to mention that these mushrooms may have grown after being watered by dogs. .

In order to be able to connect with the Western Paradise as soon as possible, even if there is no mushroom under the big tree, Osamu Dazai still put his focus on other places.

For example, now he doesn't stare at the bottom, he just climbs the tree instead.

"..."

Nara is so angry that she wants to scold people, but she can't help it. She is not the kind of very grumpy master.

After a series of climbing trees like a monkey, Osamu Dazai finally got as many as he wanted.

"Are you going to eat today?"

"No, I'm going to cook these things carefully, looking for a good day and auspicious day to eat."

"..."

Okay, what this guy says is what it means.

Osamu Dazai, who had been walking in front of him with mushrooms, suddenly stopped, with a very subtle smile on his face, which made Nara, who had been walking next to him from the beginning, look bewildered.

"Why did you stop?"

"Have Nara-chan ever heard of one thing, what is most likely to happen in a place like this without people~"

Looking at the smile on the other's face, Nara was stunned for a moment, and then he slapped it over, "Close your mind, what irritating things are you saying all day long."

"Well!"

Osamu Dazai was so aggrieved holding his mushroom, he was directly confused by Nara sauce.

1551, really sad!

To be honest, no one could tell from this guy's face that he was sad.

Alas--

Cranky Nara wants to hit someone online, but now he's **** reluctant to hit someone.

Thinking of this, Nara felt that he was very angry, but there was no way. Who would let himself be Dazai Osamu.

Back to the Butei dormitory, the first thing that Dazai Osamu did was to wash his mushrooms one by one and put them in the refrigerator, ready to find a better time to eat this thing.

This kind of thing actually needs to pick a good day. Nara can really say that he has seen the man of Dazai Osamu all the time.

But what surprised her was that this guy's sorrowful operation was waiting for herself in the back. For example, after he collected the mushrooms, he began to turn the boxes and cabinets at home, and finally managed to pull out a set of Little Red Riding Hood's red from the box. Cloak and a suit of big bad wolf clothes.

little Red Riding Hood?

And the big bad wolf?

I don't know why the other party suddenly came so two sets of fairy tale|story clothes, Nara can be said to have a look of bewilderment.

"What are you doing?"

"Cosplay, are you interested in Nara-chan?"

"???"

No no no!

Seeing this guy's smile, she felt that it must not be a good thing, especially since the other party had said something like that in the woods before, and now suddenly took out the clothes of Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf.

cosplay?

So I asked her if she was Little Red Riding Hood or Osamu Dazai was Little Red Riding Hood?

Facts proved that her speculation was very reasonable. How could she easily let go of a guy who didn't play cards according to the routine.

Wearing the clothes of the big bad wolf, Nara can be said to be standing in the middle of the room without love, and in front of her is Dazai Osamu in the clothes of Little Red Riding Hood.

As the saying goes, there are only zero and countless times for women's clothing. Now she really knows why this sentence is said so.

Her own man put her in the clothes of the big bad wolf, and she was put on the cloak and skirt of the Little Red Riding Hood...

emmmm...

Who has seen Little Red Riding Hood who is eight meters tall?

Osamu Dazai tilted his head to look at the bewildered Nara, and suddenly raised his mouth with an unexplained smile, "Mr. Wolf~Mr. Wolf~Why are you so dumbfounded now?"

"..."

Sorry, Nara chose to refuse to answer this question.

But Osamu Dazai was not discouraged, he continued to be a demon.

"Mr. Wolf~ Are you still going to eat Little Red Riding Hood?"

"..."

Sorry, she doesn't want to eat anymore.

"But I want to eat Mr. Wolf~"

After listening to this, Nara's heart was alarmed, and she finally understood what the guy was doing from the beginning, what a role-playing.

Nonsence!

What kind of role-playing is this!

She was relatively close to the door, and almost instantly turned around and was about to run out. As a result, she was caught from behind after only a few steps.

"Mr. Wolf can't run away, I will make Mr. Wolf cry today~"

"!!!"

Help! ! !

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Dazai, you are too much! Ha ha ha ha! Thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who cast [land mine]: 1 spicy pork ribs;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

5 bottles of Mengyu; 3 bottles of Hourly Flow; 2 bottles of L·Lureliet; 1 bottle of Meat Kangaroo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!