God! I Turned Into a Turtle

Under the towering ancient trees, a few small beasts are carefully looking for food.

Suddenly, a figure flew from above, and these little beasts were frightened and rushed into the depths of the ancient forest.

But that figure, with a flat expression, was carrying an iron rod and landed on a broken ancient tree that fell to the ground.

This person is Ye Que.

He has entered the depths of the mountains, stood on the fallen old tree, opened his clothes and pants, and pissed.

Whistling was still in the mouth: "Men avoid, women open their eyes, I am single, I hope all women will do well, borrow a deep hole, and hang warmly."

Di Xiwei and Huang Youyao, using the secret technique of invisibility, stood on an ancient tree directly opposite Ye Que.

The two of them watched Ye Que pee, their faces were already flushed.

Hearing Ye Que's words suddenly, his complexion turned completely dark, and there was a burst of anger.

what?

Do you still want to have an affair?

Di Xiwei whispered coldly: "Youyao and I are enough, if there is one more, I'll chop up your dick!"

"Sister Xiwei is right!"

Huang Youyao smiled lightly, a smile that made people hairy.

And on another ancient tree, Die Tinghan blushed, stared at Ye Que's thing, opened his eyes wide, and murmured: "So...so this is a man's thing, but...but it's so big... "

In the other direction, Qi Wangshu stroked his chin and said, "It's really big."

"Ancient God is really awesome!"

"Ahem!"

"The group of people surrounded them!"

Jin Duande, Bai Yechen and Cardinal Gu spoke in low voices.

Ye Que didn't know.

Not only clones saw it.

On the high-altitude light curtain, a group of elders have been paying attention to Ye Que, so they zoomed in on the screen and stared at Ye Que.

Therefore, the scene of Ye Que peeing was magnified and broadcast live.

Good guy.

That's incredible.

The faces of a group of elders were all black.

As for some female elders, some blushed, some scolded obscenely, some opened their eyes wide, and some were ready to move.

Not just this crop.

Inside the Rashomon, there are high-level officials and other elders who deal with internal affairs, who are also paying attention.

Ye Que was on fire again.

…

Down below, Ye Que didn't know it, he **** at the end, and shook his head.

At this time, the ancient woods, where birds chirped from time to time, were dead silent.

He knew that there were people around.

But who is Ye Que?

Not chaotic at all.

He first raised his head, sighed leisurely, and said, "I heard from those married people that sometimes they spend a busy day outside, but when they come home and hear their children call you Dad, they feel that all the exhaustion is worth it."

Speaking of this, he turned around and looked at a group of people who surrounded him with killing intent in their eyes.

He smiled slightly: "I'm tired today, can you call me Dad, I also want to be full of positive energy, thank you!"

A group of people are more murderous.

"Boy, you're in trouble!"

"Should we kill you with our hands, or wipe your own neck?"

Everyone sneered and began to surround Ye Que.

Ye Que whistled, and smiled harmlessly: "If I kill you all, there will probably be bigger troubles, in order to avoid this from happening, in order for me to join the Luo family smoothly. Shengmen."

He stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers.

"Just knock you out, loot them, and tie them to a tree!"

The words and the snapping of fingers sounded at the same time.

The peak aura of the three saints was suppressed from Jin Duande, Qi Wangshu and Gu Cardinal.

The four auras of life and death came from Di Xiwei, Bai Yechen, Die Tinghan and Huang Youyao.

In an instant, these hundreds of people were almost scared to pee.

"Life and death, how could someone from life and death come in!"

"You cheated, you cheated!"

"I want to report you to Rashomon!"

A group of people fled in despair.

Ye Que waved a big iron rod, rushed forward and said, "Where are there warriors in the life and death realm? Why didn't I see it! Hahaha!"

Jin Duande came first, took out a 50-meter long knife from his crotch, and laughed loudly: "For today, I have prepared a long knife for you, let you run forty-nine meters first!"

The ancient **** and his seven avatars turned into all villains and started the ransacking mode.

When they left with a bunch of treasures, only the stunned people were left behind, wearing underwear and tied to an ancient tree. The scene was indescribably wonderful.

Dazed is to make Rashomon's senior executives look dumbfounded.

Seeing Ye Que's methods with their own eyes this time, even they couldn't help admiring his methods.

"It seems that there is a reason why he is missed."

"Based on this method of looting, it looks like a veteran!"

"We're familiar with each other, it's him who we're talking about!"

"Why do I feel that he deserved it for being hunted down?"

"I have a hunch that if he [悠流阅读www.uutxt.me] enters the Rashomon, he will definitely make the Rashomon go crazy!"

A group of senior officials and elders discussed with dark faces.

Fortunately, Ye Que didn't kill him, which is what they are satisfied with.

Really killed so many people, not only Ye Que, but also Rashomon.

After all, these people were all killed by the strong in the realm of life and death.

And in the arena, why are there strong people in the realm of life and death?

Of course, if there is no murder, there will be no consequences.

Because, the final interpretation of this competition is reserved by Rashomon.

the other side.

Ye Que tasted the sweetness.

He held a pile of storage rings and laughed: "Treasures! They are all treasures!"

"Brother, there must be many people who want to trouble you, we have to come a few more times!"

Jin Duande rubbed his hands, his eyes were treacherous.

"You're right! We've wasted a lot of time here, so hurry up and fly to the front to attract some people!"

Ye Que said.

"Master Ye Que, it's not easy to attract people. I have a plan to attract people!"

As expected of Bai Yechen's spooky planner, he quickly came up with a bad move.

…

The Sikong Shizhen family also sent people to participate in the competition.

Sikong Yun was also inside.

He flew forward depressed, but he was dissatisfied with the behavior of participating in the competition.

He didn't want to come, but his family forced him to come, saying that he didn't expect any achievements from you, and it was good to see the world.

No, when I looked up, I really saw the world.

Above, there is a golden sun hanging in the sky, twinkling and twinkling, it can be seen even hundreds of miles away.

He squinted his eyes and looked at the shining golden sun, his expression suddenly darkened.

"It's you again, Ye Que!"

From that golden day, he saw the word Ye Que.

Immediately, I felt extremely aggrieved.

"You guy, don't you know that you are being targeted by many people, why are you still making such a high profile?"

He cursed.

The twinkling golden light is dazzling to anyone who looks at it.

It's too pissy.

Even cannon fodder like Sikong Yun has seen it.

Not to mention, those who wanted to trouble Ye Que.

Looking at the twinkling Jinri one by one, their faces were really dark.

This Ye Que is too good at making trouble.

"Go ahead and do it! When death is imminent, let me see if you can still do it!"

Someone sneered and quietly approached Jin Guang.