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   "The first floor obediently becomes an ADC. Teemo's top laner can only be tortured and killed. Let's see who is on the other side? It's either a kobold or Raven, you can't beat it at all." The fourth floor persuaded.

   "How about this, as long as you don't waste money, I can't beat the opponent, how about giving each of you 10,000 coupons?" Ye Qin saw that he couldn't persuade, and immediately activated the "Money Ability".

   "Huh? This developer's ID feels so familiar. I should have met you somewhere." The second floor wondered.

   Yes, Ye Qin used the nickname developer again this time.

   "That's a good relationship! 10,000 coupons may buy a lot of heroes, the mid laner Morgana on the second floor."

   "Okay, I can start recording from now on, the stone man on the third floor is playing wild."

   "Vayne ADC on the fourth floor, please provide strong support."

   "The Japanese female support on the fifth floor, the ADC is not sloppy, and the bottom lane will never collapse."

  The game starts after a few players have chosen their heroes.

  Ye Qin’s camp includes Teemo, Vayne, Golem, Japanese Girl, and Morgana, and the enemy heroes are Revan, Kobold, Wandering Mage, Pimp Girl, and Delmar.

   The game starts.

   "Teemo, treat the coupon counting as a joke, don't waste your time, wait for the stone man to help you catch Raven."

   "Yeah, I got it." Ye Qin didn't explain much, and went straight on the road after getting out of the blue ring.

  The enemy Ruiwen went out with a small sword, and the configuration of the auxiliary skill belt Ignite and Flash was the same as that of Ye Qin.

  Ye Qin's first skill is to use Poisoned Blow Dart, he is the first to rush into the bushes at a fast speed and then become invisible.

  Revan is still bragging to his teammates, "Teemo is on the lane, I don't know what the opponent's head is thinking, don't you know that Raven is an ADC killer?"

   "Be steady, maybe you are a great god."

   "Teemo has a great player now? I'm the first to not believe it. The attack power is not enough, but it has a spell damage bonus. I really don't know what the designer thinks? The ultimate move is to grow mushrooms, which idiot will step on it."

   Several people mocked Teemo, they didn't know that their nightmare had just begun.

   The **** line on the road has arrived, and Revan starts to replenish troops, but Teemo suddenly emerges from the haystack, and he hits Raven twice to tie the ace.

  His level A comes with the special effect of poisoned dart magic damage, two hits is more than 200 points of blood.

  Ruiwen felt uncomfortable at the time, but Raven was not a fool, so he directly launched a three-stage attack to kill Teemo.

  It's a pity that Ruiwen's hands are too short, Ye Qin walked and gave Ruiwen two more hits, and Ruiwen was directly disabled.

   "I'm damned, is this Teemo off the hook? Not to mention coquettish moves, he can still hit me while walking." Raven complained to his teammates.

   "Take it easy, you'll be fine after level three, when you have the cover and the ability to stun people, killing Teemo is as easy as cutting cabbage."

first drop of blood!

  Our Golem was killed by the enemy Kobold!

what's the situation? The stone man is dead?

   Just when Ye Qin and Ruiwen were facing each other, the Kobold stole into their wild area, took advantage of the opportunity of the stone man to kill Papa Lan's remaining blood, and directly took his first blood.

   "Careless, the flash didn't come out." The stone man explained, but no one responded to him.

  After Ruiwen returned to the city, Ye Qin began to press the line frantically, and Teemo's level was also raised to level three, and he added a little to each skill.

  When Raven returned to the lane, he was only level 2, so he didn't dare to face Teemo.

   "Fuck, when I reach level three, I'll kill him in minutes." Raven huddled under the tower to replenish troops, but Teemo harassed him from time to time.

  Ruiwen finally reached level three after eating a cannon car, and started a three-stage attack and went straight to Teemo with a mask on.

   "See if I won't take your dog's head." Raven roared angrily.

  Three-stage attack close to the body, Ye Qin retreats side A, Ruiwen suffers from pain but ignores it.

  Finally ran to Teemo's side, Ruiwen raised his hand to stop Teemo, Ye Qin reacted quickly, directly Q Zhong Ruiwen blinded.

   Raven stunned Teemo, "See if you're still alive!", and began to draw A.

  First click, MISS!

   The second hit is still MISS.

  Wori, what the hell?

  Temo woke up, continued to turn around and run away, and then hit Revan again with a poisoned dart. Revan's blood volume dropped to just under the killing line. Seeing that he was about to kneel, he immediately flashed for his life and put a mask on himself.

  But how could Ye Qin let him escape? When Raven flashed, he also flashed, and he also turned on W to accelerate, and then Raven GG.

   "What's the situation with you in the top lane? Was killed by Teemo alone?" the kobold asked.

   "You know a hammer. This Teemo is too disgusting. He doesn't give him a chance to get close. Come and try." Raven countered.

   "Brothers, take down Ruiwen's dog's head easily, just wait, I will show you the super **** in a while!" Ye Qin laughed.

   "Teemo is really so fierce? The most popular one is Juggernaut. I never heard that Teemo is also very powerful." Wei En said.

   "When I reach level six, I will be able to start swimming. You just need to be more stable, the stone man." Ye Qin said.

"…"stone man.

  Ruiwen returned to the line again, and then there was blood left again, Ye Qin put an ignition on him, and Ruiwen was burned to death alive.

   "My mother, how can I hurt Teemo?" Raven scolded angrily.

   "Revan, otherwise you should stay under the tower." The kobold said.

   "It's okay if you can't beat it, we will come to help you after clearing up the laning." The pimp policewoman said.

   "Fart, I'm sure I can kill him, don't come to anyone." Raven was furious, and he had almost never lost in more than 20 rounds of games, except for two times because of a power outage in the Internet cafe.

  Three minutes later, Ruiwen was single-killed by Teemo again, and Teemo took advantage of the opportunity to rise to level six to unlock the big move "Mushroom Planting".

   "Brother, it's been three times, why don't you switch lanes? You go to the jungle, and I'll take the order." The kobold suggested.

  Rui Wenwan wanted to refute, but it was also a solution after thinking about it. Now being suppressed by Teemo, he couldn't hold his head up, couldn't make up soldiers, and only produced a pair of shoes and a dagger.

   "Okay, come over and try, I'll go jungle." Raven compromised.

  Ye Qin saw the Kobold coming to the road, it was interesting, Ruiwen was beaten by him and changed the line.

  Temo has already covered mushrooms all around, just waiting for the kobolds to take the bait.

   Teemo stepped forward to harass the kobold, the kobold raised his hand to put the circle, Teemo hurriedly avoided the damage circle, the kobold saw the opportunity, released W to slow down.

  Q's passive has been superimposed to more than 100, and it can deal nearly 400 damage in one hit.

  Kobold charges up Q, ready to give Teemo a fatal blow.

   Teemo Q blinded the kobold, and the kobold Q played a MISS.

  Temo fights while retreating, outputting wildly, the kobolds will hide in the haystack when the situation is not good.

  And then... stepped on a mushroom hidden in the grass.

  Boom—

  The mushroom exploded, and the kobold lost blood in an instant. The kobold immediately activated his ultimate move, fled to the tower, and then...

  Boom—

   Stepped on another mushroom, the blood volume plummeted, the kobold was slowed down, Ye Qin controlled Teemo to blind him with another Q, and successfully took the kobold's head.

  The fourth head is in hand!

  Kobold:? ? ? ?

Raven:? ? ? ?

  What the hell?