Godly Fisherman

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In the next few days, Qian Congcong's Three Views collapsed a bit: He didn't believe that someone lived in the presidential suite just to play games, but Xiao Peng did not expect it to be done. I barely went out for a few days. I was in the room every day, either holding a PSV to play games, or playing League of Legends on the computer.

Every time Qian Congcong ran over, Xiao Peng was playing games. . . . . .

"Xiao Peng, didn't you come to the exhibition? Why don't you contact the set-up venue?" When Qian Congcong came in that day, he carried a box of beer: "Come on, let's have two glasses."

Xiao Peng tilted his head and glanced at the beer box: "MAD, it's too bitter, not good."

After hearing this, Qian Congcong was embarrassed again. MAD beer is generally a beer that appears in top foreign entertainment venues and is highly sought after. A bottle of more than 100 US dollars is rare in China.

Qian Congcong even wanted to show off to Xiao Peng, but Xiao Peng didn't hesitate to point out his origins. After all, during the time in the Star-Tangled Nation, he was singing and dancing every day, and there were many good drinks for Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng was still playing games and said without raising his head: "Drinking beer is absolutely not a thing of feasting on foreigners. What kind of beer is best to drink? It is fresh. I think no beer is as good as Qindao beer. The fresh draft beer that leaves the factory, if you take it down, it's a cool, good quality and low price. You have several barrels on top of this bottle, but I would rather drink that than this. Student Qian Congcong, I will criticize you for this. Just a few words, don’t be too fond of foreigners, don’t think it’s a good thing if it’s expensive, but also see what it is?"

Qian Congcong quickly changed the subject. This guy doesn't know how to chat: "Are you staying like this these days? You don't worry at all over the exhibition?"

"Nonsense, I worry about everything. What else do I want them to do? People will never be successful if they don't exercise. I'm only responsible for attending the exhibition." Xiao Peng played the game with a focused expression.

"What game do you play so vigorously? I haven't seen you idle for a few days." Qian Congcong asked after putting his beer in the refrigerator, **** on the sofa.

"The Chinese version of Persona 4 makes sense as the best-selling game on PSV." Xiao Peng said

There is no interest in this Qian Congcong. He is in the e-sports industry, single-player games? forget it. Qian Congcong took out the PAD from his bag: "Xiao Peng, stop playing, show you something good."

"What good thing?" Xiao Peng tilted his head to see, it turned out to be a bunch of pictures of girls.

"What are you doing? The harem chooses the concubine?" Xiao Peng asked with a smile.

Qian Congcong said, "These are all new female anchors of Maoxiong's live broadcast. Look, they are all pretty."

Xiao Peng was curious when he heard it, and took a look at it: "I'm going, let's joke about the appearance of a stick woman all day long. See if these anchors are not the same? A awl face, double eyelids, cosmetic contact lenses, high nose bridge plus fake Eyelashes. Are there any other differences?"

Qian Congcong really felt that Xiao Peng would not be able to chat anymore, so he quickly said, "But look at the information, these girls are in good shape. Look at this, they are 163 tall and 103 long legs. This is called big long legs. I really like long legs. Legs girls. Women’s legs are beautiful."

Xiao Peng was speechless: "Congcong, you can count on countless girls. Do you believe someone is 163 and 103 legs long? In the 1990s, the German supermodel Naga Allman was once the Guinness World Record for the longest leg in the world. "The model", but if her height is reduced to 163 according to the proportion, her leg will have to grow to the punch position above her belly button to reach 103 cm. Do these girls dare to pull any more?"

After talking, Xiao Peng took Qian Congcong’s PAD and looked at the photos of the beautiful women inside: "This leg is P. Well, so is this. This is also, this is smart, and knows how to P pictures, but I’m sorry, it’s also P, this , Tusk, professional, okay, it's also from P. This is all the brain drain, right? There is a Russian name called "Not pulling the legs uncomfortable"? Oh, think about it from another angle, maybe for them In terms of leg pulling, it is about dignity. Sending a photo to friends without pulling the leg is no different from going out to Guoben. Has the leg pulling technique become their essential skill? Just to conceal the fatal shortcomings of their short legs? "

Listening to Xiao Peng’s evaluation, Qian Congcong took the PAD and watched for a long time and said: “Where do you see that these are all P's? Why can’t I see it? You’re not talking nonsense, right? I’ve read it carefully. No matter the background or what, there is no problem. There is no PS trace."

Xiao Peng laughed, and said without raising his head while playing the game: "Now these little girls have learned the P pictures, avoid minefields with vertical bars and grids, and choose simple backgrounds that are not easy to wear. Wei Wei Looking up shots and pulling the leg liquefaction are so perfect, it’s a shame. But no matter how good the photographing technique is, and the P picture is considered well, in all the photos of the leg, there will always be the biggest flaw, that is the person in the photo. All parts of the person are interlocking, moving the whole body with one start. How do you say, do you think that Gao Xiaosong's body can have Wu Jing's pectoral muscles? Everything must abide by the laws of nature. Looking at these P pictures, it is obvious I don’t know the body structure of normal people on Earth. These biological forms from P, tut, Yao Ming wanted to cry when he saw it, Darwin wanted to hit people when he saw it. I suggest you study the problem of human body proportions, all P pictures can’t escape your eyes. ."

Qian Congcong took a close look at the photos of the girls: "Xiao Peng, is there such an exaggeration as you said? First, what kind of legs are considered long legs? There is no uniform standard. 1 meter, but he is two meters tall, so he is not really long legs."

Xiao Peng retorted: "Who said there is no uniform standard? Have you never heard of the'Ma's Trunk and Leg Length Index'? Simply put, the Markov's Index reflects the length of the legs, that is, the ratio of the lower body to the upper body. It is very simple. You first sit down and measure your sitting height, which is the distance from the bottom of your buttocks to the top of your head after you sit down. This is your sitting height, and then use the Mahalanobis numerical formula [(height-sitting height) /Sit height] X100, the final number will be able to calculate whether you have long legs or short legs."

Qian Congcong asked, "How many counts as long legs? How many counts as short legs?"

Xiao Peng broke his fingers and said: "Less than 74, ultra-short legs, less than 79, short legs, less than 84, sub-short legs, less than 89, medium legs, less than 94, sub-long legs, and less than 99, long legs. Those who are more than one hundred are all super-long legs. Since we yellow people generally don’t have many genes for long legs, if your legs are counted as sub-long legs, then you are the ancestor who burned high incense.

Qian Congcong gave Xiao Peng a white glance: "Then what's your value?"

Xiao Peng said triumphantly: "I'm 95, and I happen to have long legs." After finishing speaking, he glanced at Qian Congcong, um, the legs are really not long, they are in the ranks of short legs.

Qian Congcong looked at Xiao Peng and looked at his legs. Why didn't he know what Xiao Peng thought? Change the subject quickly: "You haven't said yet, how can you tell that these pictures are P by looking at the photos? How do you know that their legs are pulled?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "In fact, to put it bluntly, just using eight characters can make the retouching software useless and make the fake long legs have nowhere to hide."

Qian Congcong hurriedly asked, "Which eight characters?"

"First of all, the knees cross the shoulders. To put it bluntly, it is very simple. It is to squat or sit on the ground, bending the knees and holding the legs, looking at the distance between the shoulders and the knees, and the knees crossing the shoulders. It must be super long legs. Look at this girl. The standing photo has very long legs, right? Look at this photo of her sitting on the ground with one leg bent. The knee can't reach her chest. There is no doubt that this is a short leg, at most a sub-short leg. You Looking at this again, it's the same problem."

"According to what you said, shouldn't it be enough to bend your back and lower the height of your shoulders?" Qian Congcong said in doubt.

Xiao Peng nodded: "Theoretically speaking, to do this action, you must straighten your back. The same person has a bent back and a straight back. The knee height can be much different. But then again, people with short legs even bow their backs into a ball. Knee support can only be over the chest. You use methods to search the Internet for a circle of photos of Chinese actresses, you will find that many people will expose the prototype, which involves the problem of'folding ratio'. Once the body is folded, it is equivalent to full exposure Considering the ratio of the upper body to the thighs, any artifact that pulls the legs will fail instantly. Remember, if your legs are short, don’t lift your legs if you take a picture. That’s self-exposure. So the old saying is good, if you don’t know it, don’t lift it. leg."

Qian Congcong was speechless: "Where does the old saying say that. No! You have a problem with this method. These few photos are only upright photos. How do you know that this leg came out of P?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "There is another way, which is also four words: the wrist line crosses the crotch. The absolute length of a person's arm is related to the height. The height of an ordinary person is approximately equal to the arm span, and the difference will not be too large, but I said It’s a general human form, not discussing Tyrannosaurus and Gibbon, such as some basketball, swimming athletes and other special cases. For ordinary people, your arms are naturally hanging down, and your wrist line is perpendicular to the crotch. If the wrist line is Exceeding the crotch, then you have long legs. You can understand that, the height is just a little bit, and the more legs are distributed, and the other parts will inevitably become smaller. So those long legs below 170, Basically it is not sacrificed waist, or sacrificed neck. Take Cecilia Cheung for example, that is really a female celebrity who does not sell long-legged figures, but has extremely long legs, but because her height is a bit short, you will find that, Her waist is obviously shorter. Another example is Miyazawa of the country. The legs are long enough, and there is almost no waist. Oh, and Shu Qi, it is a magical existence, it is rare on earth without a neck There are also humans with superior temperament, of course, this is not the most weird, the most weird is that it should be the "super killer" Moritz, that is called the earth-shattering ghost, and the solemn chest is full of legs. 162 She lost her waist and neck at the same time..."

Qian Congcong looked at Xiao Peng with great interest: "Is there any other way to identify whether it is a P picture?"

"There are still some that are based on experience, such as the distance of the elbow, but as long as you use the above eight characters well, all the P pictures are invisible in front of your eyes, just take those great children's groups. When everyone mentioned it, the first thing they thought of long legs and the like, in fact? In the entire club entertainment circle, there are no more than five actresses who can be regarded as sub-long legs, all special short legs." Xiao Peng said. "For example, what kind of club is the most beautiful physical education teacher, the leg P has become a telephone pole, but the arm is short like a Tyrannosaurus. Who is it?"

"Where did you know these things?" Qian Congcong said of his confusion.

Xiao Peng smiled slightly and said: "You think I'm mingling with those supermodels all day in the Star Striped Nation. Can those big legs not understand these tricks? These are all they taught me. Plus, I'm fine. It’s also helpful to see what aerospace design-related books are."

"What does aviation design have to do with this?" Qian Congcong was a little confused.

"Oh, ratio is also very important when designing airplanes. Many designs must reach the golden ratio. After understanding the relevant knowledge, you will also study the proportions of the body." Xiao Peng said lightly.

"Wait a minute, you said you read the airplane design book to see the proportions of girls? Are you so boring?" Qian Congcong was dumbfounded when he heard Xiao Peng's answer.

Xiao Peng put the game console aside and nodded: "That's right, I don't design airplanes, so I might as well use my knowledge where needed!"

Qian Congcong yelled after hearing this: "Fuck! You won, this coercion is fresh and refined! In the future, anyone who wants to say that I am the most coercive person in China, I will introduce you to them!"

Xiao Peng didn't respond: "Why did I pretend to be forced? I just don't want people to be fooled. If you let such a low-level P-picture technique trick a man, don't blame the P-picture software, you can only blame yourself for having no brain.

Qian Congcong thought about it for a while after listening, with an embarrassed expression: "Xiao Peng, you said this is the lower-level P-picture technique? Is there any way to make P-legs better? ?"

Xiao Peng snorted and looked at Qian Congcong's legs thoughtfully.

Qian Congcong blushed and coughed dryly: "That... It's just a photo show on Weibo, am I also a public figure? Public figures should consider their personal image, don't they? My feelings... ...you know......."

"To be honest, I really don't understand your feelings, who made me have long legs." Xiao Peng shook his head directly, looking at Qian Congcong with a look of beating.

"Damn, I can't talk this day! Xiao Peng, no one makes friends with you when you talk like that!" Qian Congcong said anxiously.

Xiao Peng curled his lips: "Speaking as if we are friends..."

"Puff." Qian Congcong vomited blood. This Nima really doesn't know how to chat!