Godly Sword Arts

"What are they doing just staring into space and talking? Are they crazy?" Tian Yuan saw all these people and was confused about why they were talking into space.

"Oh. They are just using their implants. You'll need to get one too when you become a citizen."

"Uhh... where do they put that implant?"

"Oh, no place too important. It's just going to be in your head." In his head?! Was the Federation crazy?!

"A... an implant?! In my head?!?!" Tian Yuan was terrified. What if they killed him in the process?

"Yeah. Why are you so nervous? The doctors doing it are robots, so they will be very precise."

Tian Yuan was currently thinking after the captain spoke, "Precise in killing me you mean!"

Suddenly, the voice of the captain awoke him from his fear-induced trance. "Come on! We need to get to the citizenship office."

"W-What?! I'm not going to go to get that... thing planted in my head! I'd rather die than have that!"

"Too bad. You will be arrested and imprisoned for not having a citizenship, and it is a law that all members of the Federation have to have an implant." The captain immediately started dragging Tian Yuan with him, and Tian Yuan had no choice to start walking or else he would fall down.

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"Date of escape?" Tian Yuan was currently at the citizenship office, being grilled about his identity by a citizenship officer.

"Uhh... I think it was... 11 days ago."

"Thank you. You're all done. Now, if you please would proceed down that hallway to the medical room and get into a pod, your implant will be installed and then you can become part of our society." The implant. It was time. Tian Yuan slowly started walking down the hallway, his face a stone mask but his insides a roiling mass of feelings. He was true, truly terrified. What if it killed him? What if the robots were hacked to kill him? Slowly, he took the last few steps into the room and saw a whitewashed room with lights that were slightly blinding. The room had a smell of antiseptic and metal. He slowly stepped up to the pod and took off his outer clothes. The metal of the stairs felt cold beneath his feet, and he was hyperventilating as he took the last step in and pressed the button to start. Beep! The system suddenly sounded.

"Interface 'BioPod-2142' detected. Would you like to connect?"

Oh! Tian Yuan was relieved by that message At least he wouldn't be killed by hackers since he could now control the pod.

Tian Yuan spoke in a firm voice, "Connect."

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Somewhere else in the spaceport, a hacker at a computer said, "Sir! We've lost control of the target biopod! What do we do?"

The other man, seeming to be of a higher rank said, "We've... lost control of the biopod? How? We had the exploit buried in there ready to be used to kill that escapee!"

The man sighed. "It seems that we've failed this mission. Our first failure. We might be severely punished for this." They had been ordered to kill the man that had started the rebellion on the planet they had come from. But now, they had failed. It was a wasted effort, and they might even be executed by the government when they went home.

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An interface appeared in front of Tian Yuan. It contained all of the things he could add, and several of them had the label [System Recommended] next to them. Obviously, he chose all of the recommended ones and added some others such as [Height Increase].

"Putting user into a deep sleep to negate side effects such as pain." His vision darkened, and there now was only the sound of fans and computers humming as the med-bot went to work.

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"Ugh! Why do I suddenly feel an urge to use the restroom?"

"The system would like to remind the user that he has to excrete the nanites used to improve your body. Please find a lavatory soon."

"Bonus quest! Due to your extreme love to improve yourself, you must find a lavatory to excrete all of the nanites used in your improvement! Normally, a person would not have to do this, but as you chose to modify the system chosen settings and choose your own, you must be responsible for your own actions! Time limit: 2 hours until automatic excretion of nanites begins." This system... Outrageous! He immediately got up and walked to the door. He opened it and saw that the room was empty of the official and the captain. Of course. Just when he needed help, the people who could help just disappeared. Great. Wonderful. He started wandering after he went outside the door, and the flow of people immediately overwhelmed him, making him fall to the ground. He got up and noticed that somebody's shoe had snagged his shirt that they were pulling him along! He fell down again, and when he got up, he saw a restroom. He quickly untangled his shirt and walked to the restroom, only to find that there was a line.

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After 5 minutes of waiting, he finally got in, and he got into a stall. He sat down and started excreting the nanites.

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Outside, the people were hearing some very strange m.o.a.ns. "Oooh! That feels good! *m.o.a.nnnnnn* Oh my god it's coming out! That... best feeling ever!" Everybody outside was now thinking, "Hey, we know that you are pooping and it feels good, but can you not be so shameless making those sounds in a public bathroom?"

But Tian Yuan wasn't aware of any of this. Right now, he was in a land of pure bliss. It felt so good to get those nanites out of his body!