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"He (Dr. Koleserhuber) has been the post-match urinalysis doctor for Bayern Munich four times in a row, and he randomly checked me four times in a row. There are 18 people registered for the competition, why is it always me every time?"

Kahn continued: "I respectfully brought him a cup full of urine, and he turned around and said he didn't see it, and asked me to pee again. I'm not a water faucet. I can pee just by twisting the faucet. How can it be so easy? My prostate is not good at this age. For hours, hours, I was not allowed to take a sip of water, and I was forced to pee again. Poor old man, I can't pee!"

"I said I was covered in sweat and was wet and cold, so I needed to take a shower first. Well, he sent someone to stand by the showerhead to monitor me showering. Have you ever been watched by a grown man without blinking? The experience of reaching your feet? Do you know what it feels like to be a prisoner?"

"My family waited for me outside the venue for four hours, just waiting for my second urine, which Dr. Koleserhuber insisted on asking for. Finally, there was more than half a cup, and he thought I was too busy. The urine was splashed on his face. God, I want to put such a precious urine in the cellar for collection, so why would I be willing to splash it on him?"

Dr. Koleserhuber of the UEFA Doping Testing Center said: "There is a monitored urinal in the urine testing room. Kahn said he couldn't urinate for the time being. I said I could wait, and then he mysteriously disappeared from the monitoring room. In. When he showed up again, he had a bucket full of urine in his hand."

"I told him this was against the rules and that he had to pee again. Kahn said he couldn't pee, so I said I could wait."

"A few hours later, he brought the second batch of urine and placed it heavily on the table in front of me. Some of it spilled. I told him that if more spilled, it would not be enough and he would have to Go pee again. I told him I wasn’t in a hurry and could wait.”

"So, Kahn got angry. He took out the first urine from the testing room and splashed it all on the wall. The urine was very full and yellow, and some of it splashed on the information on the table. Fortunately, the information was double A portion. And some splashed into my eyes and mouth..."

This is what happened after the game between Bayern and Real Madrid. Kahn and Dr. Koleserhuber each had their own reasons. UEFA ruled the day before yesterday that Kahn insulted a urine test doctor and was fined 20,000 Swiss francs (more than 12,000 euros) and banned from the Champions League for one game. Kahn rushed to the newspaper to apologize to Dr. Koleserhuber a week ago, but he failed to reverse UEFA's decision to punish him.

In this match against AC Milan, Bayern is missing more than one important player. In addition to goalkeeper Kahn, the Dutch midfielder Van Bommel is also suspended.

Van Bommel was originally suspended for two games and happened to miss the two rounds of the game with Milan. Van Bommel first made an 'umbrella' gesture to the Real Madrid fans at the Bernabeu after scoring a goal to keep hope alive at 2:3 in the first leg of the match against Real Madrid. This gesture had the same meaning as the middle finger, which was insulting and obscene, but Van Bommel was not punished on the spot.

In the second round, he had a conflict with Real Madrid midfielder and Malian Mohamed Diarra and was both sent off.

Van Bommel and Diarra are old enemies. They have been hostile to each other since they were in the Eredivisie. At that time, they were both sent off because of on-field conflicts. Later, Diarra went to French Ligue 1 Lyon and Van Bommel went to Barcelona. When the two teams met in the Champions League, they were both sent off twice. Now this is the third time. It seems that this feud cannot be resolved.

Not long ago, UEFA announced that Van Bommel would be suspended for two games for two crimes and fined 10,000 Swiss francs. This made both Real Madrid and Bayern very dissatisfied. Real Madrid believes that Van Bommel should be suspended immediately after the first round. Then there will be nothing wrong with him in the second round. Real Madrid may not end up losing 1:2 and being eliminated.

Bayern believes that UEFA's basis is insufficient. At this time, conspiracy theories were rife, because the biggest beneficiary of these two bans was AC Milan, and many people believed that Milan was responsible.

In fact, AC Milan and Bayern Munich have a good personal relationship, and the two clubs often cooperate and help each other across Europe. This time, when Bayern appealed Van Bommel's suspension, AC Milan contributed. In the end, Van Bommel's suspension was still two games, but the second game can be suspended at his own choice in a European competition within a year. In other words, Van Bommel can return when the two teams play at the Allianz Arena in the next round.

Milan and Bayern have met 8 times in the Champions League before. AC Milan has an absolute advantage with 5 wins, 2 draws and 1 loss. Especially in the second round of the 1/16 finals of last season's Champions League at San Siro in March last year, Milan defeated Bayern 4:1. , Lord Inzaghi alone left Bayern at a loss, punching and kicking and scoring twice, Kaká and Shevchenko added the icing on the cake. Xiaozhu did not participate in that game because Magath punished him by sending him to the youth team.

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"I've seen you and Qianruo being in love for so long, and I thought it was time for you two to talk about marriage. I've prepared all the red envelopes for you. Why did you just break up?" On the plane, Zhuo Yang Ask Piggy.

After the Six Musketeers separated from Madibao, except for Zhuo Yang, who was a single man, and Scar Ribery, who was an old couple, the other four guys all changed their girlfriends shortly afterwards. However, more than two years have passed and almost three years have passed. On the contrary, the little pig who seemed to be the most carefree at the beginning no longer has the skills to pick flowers. He has been holding hands with the supermodel and actress Qian Ruo Tikki. Qian Ruo and Bastian's SB The combination' is even more famous in international football than the '2B combination' of Borriello and Belen Rodriguez.

Although Xiaozhu has been loosening his belt in nightclubs and other places to have sex, he and Qianruo have always maintained a show of affection in the media like a golden boy and a beautiful girl. In the past two years or so, the second brother Montolivo has basically changed every half a year, and the grandfather Mertesacker has changed every year. Even the most honest and affectionate butcher De Jong has been married to Luis Figo's distant cousin Erica. ·Alba also broke up and started following her favorite high school girl again.

However, the butcher no longer bothers those innocent high school girls, but targets the little girls who don't study hard. In the photos the butcher sent to Zhuoyang, the girls had ghost makeup on their faces, permed hair, cigarettes in mouth, wine bottles in their hands, and messy tattoos on the skin exposed outside their clothes.

The butcher explained to Zhuoyang that he was influencing them on behalf of God, allowing these girls to change their ways and become good girls again, allowing them to get rid of the temptation of Satan and return to God's holy bath. Zhuo Yang was very moved by what he said, and then he asked the butcher: "Are these girls enjoyable?"

"It's so damn enjoyable!"

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"Zhuoyang, you know, I really had the idea of ​​marrying Qianruo last year, and I thought I would wait a little longer, but this year I feel all gone." Xiaozhu said: "There is no big conflict, it's just a small We often quarrel about things. Time will really wear away the passion and patience between each other. You know, if you are too familiar, you don’t want to tolerate it anymore. "

"Master, what you're saying is... we're tired of playing with each other!"

"The words are rough and the reasoning is not rough, the meaning is probably about the same."

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