Golden Greenery

Chapter 733 Even if you sneeze, you will be dislocated

Mr. Shui stood in front of Jesus with his legs crossed, pretending to care about him, but was pushed away by Zhuo Yang.

When I put my hand on my shoulder, I could clearly feel the dislocation. Sure enough, it was dislocated. Medically, this is called shoulder joint dislocation.

It's just that a simple dislocation is not terrible, just plug it back in, but the sooner it is reset, the better. Zhuoyang asked Jesus to hold back, holding his shoulder with one hand, and straightening his left hand with the other hand, slowly circling it, finding the right position, bending his arm and half-rotating it to thrust forward.

‘Ouch~~~’ Along with Jesus’ moan of ecstasy, he found that he could move his arms again.

New and old teammates were either numb or dumbfounded: Grandpa Zhuo, what else can you not do?

In fact, joint reduction is not a magical skill. Almost all team doctors, old Chinese medicine doctors and ancient martial artists can do it, so this is nothing to Zhuo Yang, even though his skills are incredible.

"Okay! Holy shit, okay." Jesus shook his shoulders and yelled: "Brother Zhuo, you are so awesome, this is okay. Holy shit...Brother, your skills are naturally suitable for blind people. Massage, tsk tsk, what a pity.”

Zhuo Yang: "..."

"Feel it quickly, does it still hurt?" I didn't care about it, I was used to it. Zhuo Yang had to know whether there was any obvious pain, which was more important than the dislocation itself.

"It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt at all."

Then, the team doctor, who was rushing slowly, rushed to the front.

According to the rules, when the team doctor enters the field, the players involved must leave the field temporarily. Zhuoyang said to Jesus: "If it doesn't work, just tell Pep not to come up. Put a bandage on it just in case."

"The hammer is no good. I haven't played enough today." Jesus said anxiously: "Brother, it's really okay."

Well, I hope it's okay and it's up to you. Zhuoyang knows the position of the Champions League final in the hearts of the players. To rush forward without any illness, disaster or mistakes is equivalent to killing his parents. And Jesus is in really damn good shape today, and Zhuo Yang desperately needs his performance.

May God bless this naughty boy.

Zhuo Yang went to find Shui Ye with a dark face. "Sergio, stop it, or I'll kick you back, starting with you."

If it were another team or another person, Zhuo Yang would not talk nonsense at all, and would just retaliate in kind and add interest. But facing Real Madrid and Shui Ye, he really couldn't make a move.

The lineup hasn't changed much in three or four years. They are all old buddies and old acquaintances, so we can only give some warnings before being polite. If he still refuses to listen, Zhuo Yang is not afraid of breaking his face.

In the past, the four major villains in football, North Dejong, South Pepe, Don Ibusiruni, and Tu Ye were actually bodhisattva-hearted. Now Pepe is also developing in the direction of eating fast and chanting Buddha in Besiktas. Ibrahimovic fled to the United States to cause trouble on the other side of the ocean, and Rooney also learned to be reasonable and pretend to be a scholar.

Talents have emerged from generation to generation, and now Real Madrid Shuiye, Atletico Madrid Meiyan, Barcelona Suga, and Biba Garcia are the four most notorious villains in the world.

But evil people will have their own trials and tribulations, it depends on who you are.

When Master Shui saw Zhuo Yang's sullen face, his heart skipped a beat. For so many years, Zhuo Yang has always been called 'Shui Ye', and this nickname was given by him. When he said 'Sergio' today, Mr. Shui almost didn't realize that it was his own name.

"Lao Zhuo... didn't mean it, do you believe it or not?"

Zhuo Yang leaned close to his face and said, "Do you believe me or not?"

"... Hehe, we are all brothers. We didn't stop him just now. I should pay attention. Hehehe~~, Lao Zhuo, why are you taking it seriously? Hehe..." Mr. Shui was feeling frightened in his heart, and he was laughing very unnaturally.

Zhuo Yang turned around and walked away expressionlessly. Captain Shui was a little embarrassed in front of everyone, and a sense of embarrassment rose from his chest and abdomen. But if I really want to confront Zhuo Yang, or continue to do bad things next time,... let's forget it.

"And you!" Zhuoyang grabbed Isco again. "I asked you to stop and pretend to be deaf just now, didn't you?"

"Brother Zhuo, I'm not pretending to be deaf. I really didn't hear or see over there. I was only thinking about you. I lied to you and killed my whole family." Isco didn't even have the guts to argue with Zhuoyang. "Brother, you almost didn't hang me just now..."

"Next time, I'll just break my legs." This sentence was shouted out, and Zhuo Yang wanted everyone in Real Madrid to hear it.

Isco: "..."

Brother, I have treated you to many meals over the years, but you have never been so filial to my father. Why are you so fierce...

Qi Zu witnessed everything from the sidelines and spread his hands helplessly: This bitch took the opportunity to establish his authority again, and he has reversed his morale. The heifer sits in the hot pot - awesome big chili.

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Within a minute of the game restarting, Jesus, who was casually spraying down below, urgently asked to come on.

"Your shoulder really doesn't hurt anymore?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore."

It seemed that everything was fine, and Zhuo Yang breathed a sigh of relief.

Jesus is not a fast horse, but the moment he starts up is very outstanding, and he can throw away the defender by several positions in an instant, so he is either a fast horse or a cheetah.

With his short legs on the ground and his arms rounded, Jesus nimbly shuttled through the jungle of muscles.

But within two minutes of traveling, he bared his teeth again, covered his shoulders and said, "Brother, I hurt, it hurts..."

Zhuo Yang's heart sank, he was really afraid of what might happen. Not daring to talk nonsense, he stopped the game and made a substitution gesture to the court, driving Jesus off the court without any explanation.

At this time, the pain started again, which meant that it was not simply a dislocation, but that the ligaments were injured at the same time.

There are two ligaments in the shoulder joint, the coracoclavicular ligament and the acromioclavicular ligament. One is responsible for stabilizing the acromioclavicular joint in the vertical direction, and the other is responsible for the horizontal direction.

If it is just a dislocation, as long as it is reset in time, there will be no sequelae. However, if these two ligaments are strained, if they are not fixed and contracted immediately, it is very easy for the ligaments to be damaged and lose part or even most of their stabilizing functions.

In this case, shoulder dislocation will become the norm from now on.

Especially in wild football, many people habitually dislocate their shoulders due to carelessness and lack of understanding after being injured. It is common for them to dislocate their shoulders during a game. Some people can even dislocate their shoulders just by sneezing.

In this way, physical work is basically done, and professional players can only retire.

Damage to the coracoclavicular ligament and acromioclavicular ligament is difficult to treat and requires long-term rest and physical therapy. However, the World Cup in Russia will start in one and a half months.

Jesus burst into tears as he walked down, obviously realizing the seriousness of the problem.

"Woo~~, brother, why am I so unlucky...Woo~~~, three bad lucks in a row...Woo~~"

What are three unlucky streaks? Zhuo Yang didn't have time to be curious, so he could only comfort him first.

"Don't worry, it's okay. There is still hope to catch up with the World Cup."

"Ugh~~So you mean you're going to lose today?"

"When did I mean this?"

"Didn't you say that I can still make it to the World Cup? Wow~~~"

Zhuo Yang: "..." The genius's brain was confused at this moment.

"Stop saying anything,...go down and rest."

"Wu~~~~ I just said the three unlucky ones... Wu~~"

"roll!"

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