Golden Greenery

The Prince Consort is here.

Koko's first nationality is Liechtenstein and her second nationality is Switzerland, because all Liechtensteiners automatically have Swiss citizenship. Their family was also granted Austrian citizenship by the Austrian government, so she actually has triple nationality.

However, even though she is a triple-level person, no one treats her as an outsider when she goes to countries such as Spain, Germany, Belgium, the Netherlands, the United Kingdom, and Hungary that have a long history and blood relationship with her family.

Of course, so does China. Zhuo Yang lives and dies with her, and Kou Kou loves me, China, more than many Chinese people.

But it is always closest to Liechtenstein. The small manor on the Vaduz River is also the ancestral home of the Koko family. She has been a princess in Liechtenstein since her birth.

Moreover, she is of the same generation as the 50-year-old Crown Regent Alois, which in China used to be the eldest princess.

Therefore, Zhuoyang is truly the Prince Consort of Liechtenstein, and he is the most famous Prince Consort, especially in the football circle.

When the Liechtenstein internationals saw the Prince Consort coming up, they felt indescribable as no one in the world knew him.

Of course they wanted to compete with such a person. If he came up at the beginning, the Liechtenstein people would definitely come over to say hello with both reserve and enthusiasm: Prince Consort, I have admired you for a long time...

But now the scene is 0:5, you just came here, are you planning to collect the bodies for us?

At least the last hit came, and it was a 40-meter-long knife, so the Liechtensteiners were quite embarrassed at this time. But then I thought about it, if I missed today, I would probably never have the chance to fight with this guy in my life, so I felt a little calmer.

But they thought wrongly. Zhuoyang came up at this time not to provide help in the snow, but to seriously challenge the situation, because the Chinese team played too freely.

Especially the Eight King Kongs who have appeared successively in the West. Their personal strength is unambiguous, but in fact they lack World Cup experience, which is not as good as the veterans of these domestic dynasties.

They played well in the warm-up with the European powers. Today, facing the weak Liechtenstein, the King Kong's confidence has increased even more. They treat their opponent as if they are France. It seems that today is the opening game.

But this is obviously wrong. How could France have such a lax defense and so many midfield mistakes? If you really want to compare Liechtenstein to France, you have to play your own thing. You can score goals, but you can't aim for goals.

Liechtenstein is very weak and does not pose much of a threat to the Chinese opponent. So far, it has only had three shots that are better than nothing. Therefore, the inexperienced Chinese team played very romantically. Everyone was constantly grabbing and shooting. They had a positive attitude but a loose formation and crude tactics.

Zhuoyang came up and asked everyone to strictly enforce tactical discipline. You can not score goals, but you can't play anymore. Playing in the World Cup begins again.

Not scoring? Things on the football field often backfire.

Liechtenstein is a weak team, but it is not as weak as everyone thinks. Every day, they lose two or three games in regular competitions, and four or five are considered more. Last September, we were beaten 8:0 by Spain. That was only an occasional operation, not common.

In short, Liechtenstein is by no means like East Timor, Guam, and Bhutan that can casually defeat more than a dozen people in everyone's impression. At the end of last year, it defeated Qatar, the second-rate leader in Asia, 2:1. It was not only an upset, but also a sign that Liechtenstein was not so Weak portrayal.

The victory over Qatar was basically this Liechtenstein team that was changing its generation.

After 0:5, coach Palic made adjustments to avoid being too embarrassed in front of the Prince Consort. He replaced 3 Er and replaced him with Philip Erne, who is also not young. Both of them are from Vaduz FC.

Erne is a speed type. He came up to form a striker with Flick II, who also plays speed.

It is to counterattack against the Chinese team's unscrupulous formation. If you can steal one, it is one.

But Zhuoyang came up immediately, and immediately shouted to close the formation, gathered in the midfield with an oppressive attitude, and directly output a wave of control flow.

No one is attacking recklessly, and they are using various mature triangle formations, diamond formations, and double triangles. The Chinese team has changed from romance to chilling.

Palicki: "..."

As a result, the number of shots taken by the Chinese team dropped significantly.

However, the attack success rate is horribly high.

Zhuo Yang said: Stop shooting, it’s important to practice your movement...

Second, he passed the ball into the goal, 6:0.

Zhuo Yang said: That's it, go through the routine carefully, don't just think about scoring goals.

In the 71st minute, Hao Junmin ran out of the penalty area in a routine and made a single shot. He actually did not make a fake move. Benjamin Butcher made the first move by himself. Facing an empty goal, Haonestad felt that it would be inappropriate not to push in, 7:0.

Two minutes later, captain Porverino, who plays for the Austrian second division league, tackled Alan in the penalty area. The specially invited Hungarian whistler Kaushoy was unselfish and awarded a penalty kick.

Zhuo Yang said: Forget it, don't be too harsh.

Zheng Zhi said: Zhuo Dui, I will do it.

8:0, Zhuo Yang scratched his head.

It's not easy to be the captain, Zhuo Yang said to everyone sincerely: It's really okay. Four years ago we let the Brazilians play 8:0. Think about that time...

It's okay not to mention Brazil, but when I mention it, I'm all in tears. With red eyes, Wu Lei scored twice with an angry shot from the penalty area line, 9:0.

Zhuo Yang: Keep changing, keep changing, you kid will get cramps after kicking like this.

After 75 minutes, the Chinese team had a total of 22 players, and except for second goalkeeper Wang Dalei, everyone else had a role.

Liechtenstein also changed five people, but since Zhuoyang came up, they have never been able to pose an offensive threat. The only time they hit the ball into the penalty area was in the midfield, but they had no choice but to kick the ball, and Erne was carried by Tiedan to clear it. Around.

Tiedan Xin said: Just play with me for a while, right?

So, he unceremoniously returned a corner kick, 10:0, and the score reached double figures.

Zhuo Yang was very anxious: He didn't dare to go in again, this thing hurts one's character.

Everyone felt sad, but the Liechtensteiners did not feel the same way. Maximilian Gopper, a 21-year-old defender from Vaduz, decisively scored an own goal during the clearance, 11:0.

Zhuo Yang: "..."

Liechtenstein's biggest defeat in history was during the 1st period, when they lost 1:11 to Macedonia in an away game. The score at this moment has actually broken the record.

Zhuo Yang said: Okay, save some face for my eldest nephew...

Professional players have no choice but to take orders from their bosses on the court, but sometimes they also have to take orders from their own subconscious.

In the 83rd minute, Maro Li Ke, who came in from behind, ran out of the penalty area to counter offside. Zhuoyang's small diagonal pass arrived in time - seeing his good ribs, Zhuoyang couldn't control it.

Liechtenstein's central defender rushed forward, but obviously he did not adjust his pace well, and Li Ke gave way slightly and lost. As a result, Li Ke, who is a defensive midfielder and usually does not score many goals, became embarrassed.

He didn't even have to turn around when he was so close. Even a donkey knew how to knock with his heels. Li Ke didn't have the stubbornness of a donkey, but he was definitely smarter than a donkey. He couldn't spare the tremor in his heart at this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so he immediately kicked it, 12:0.

The 13th goal was scored by Dongzi. He was a good full-back, and his assist was able to reach the penalty area in one breath. As a result, Pilzhi's long-range shot hit the crossbar and bounced off, just at his feet. Doncelo did not hold back. live.

As for why Dazhi wants to shoot from a distance, maybe it's because he is No. 10 and has the long-range gene in his number.

Maybe he thinks that captain, you are a full man and you don’t know how hungry a man is. My Nana called me when she saw the sky and asked if she dared to come too.

The people of Liechtenstein are really anxious. They invited us all the way here and there is no way you can treat us like you. In order to save some face, the young Lichtenstein came out in full force, ignoring his buttocks.

Zhuo Yang was so angry that he wanted to scold them.

From the center circle, Goulart becomes a one-man football. If such a single shot does not score, it will be considered a match-fix. No. .

The special referee Kaushoy is an old friend of Zhuoyang and a famous European referee. Due to his age, the 43-year-old Kaushoy is not on the referee list for this World Cup. He will only be arranged as the fourth official.

Friendly matches are not serious, and Kao Shaoyi doesn't want to be serious. He was invited by Zhuo Yang, and it was not in vain, and he was paid a generous service fee. Regardless of personal friendship or money, Kaushoy naturally hopes that his old friend will score a goal before the game ends.

Zhuoyang came up to point fingers and did everything but score goals.

Therefore, under Kaushoy's persistence, the game was not interrupted but he just kicked it.

Zhuo Jue, if you don't score a goal today, I won't blow the whistle.

C Zhe's lying shot in the penalty area changed the score to 15:0. Zhuoyang almost went crazy, he found Kaushoy.

"Boss, you have to blow the whistle, I can't control the situation anymore."

"You can score one, and I'll blow it if you score one."

"Boss, kiss boss, dear brother, just hurry up and fucking brag. I don't know how many hours I have to review my wife right now when I get back."

Dazhixin said: That's right.

Zhuo Yang: "Blow it, I beg you. My wife carries a compound bow wherever she goes."

Speaking of this, Kao Shaoyi also knew the main facts of the matter. Don't let Zhuo Yang take the blame later and make Her Royal Highness jealous.

'Beep——'

15:0, the Chinese team ended the last warm-up game before the World Cup with an exaggerated victory, taking the first place among all the "hottest" players in the top 32.

In the first 55 minutes of the game, the Chinese team scored 5 goals. With Zhuoyang's appearance, he scored 10 goals in 35 minutes, although he did not want to do this at all. In essence, Zhuoyang is kind-hearted.

But it was these 35 minutes that made all World Cup opponents and potential opponents look at the Chinese team with admiration. It doesn't matter how many goals you score, but the control and organization, the maintenance of the formation, and the flexibility of tactics are all the style of a top team.

Although these 35 minutes of outstanding performance are closely related to Liechtenstein's overall strength, looking at the top players in Europe, no one has ever beaten Liechtenstein like this in more than half an hour.

After this battle, coupled with 5 wins, 1 draw and 1 loss in the previous warm-up match, the Chinese team's winning odds have risen to tenth, only lower than the eight favorites and Colombia.

After the game, in order to make up for his 'guilt', the furious Zhuoyang forced everyone to exchange jerseys with the crying Liechtenstein.